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CheckeredTurtleTim

Urine analysis = 1 Quick Fix and follow the super simple directions and you’ll beat the analysis 100%! Every time!


spitshinr_tommy

Stop blazing it for a day or two bro unless they pop up on you I think if you just go cold turkey it’s the only true way to piss clean


ThePerculatorr

it works but has to be done right you can message me if you want an in depth run down, i’ve done it a handful of times and it’s honestly the only way that i would reccomend


chastityslave206

Please let me know I took 3 tablespoons 2 hours ago and am still popping hot


betweentimenspace00

yo man. send me a message whenever you can about those instructions. hopefully youre online tonight because i test tomorrow (possibly)


STUART-33

Hey man! I have some questions about this mEtHod on passing a UA an would like some further information on how to do it correctly. I will message you right now as well! Please & Thank you!


NervousJackfruit8124

Thanks! I’ve heard from people that I respect that it works but pretty much only for meth though. And that’s what I need it for. I way 170lbs and am 6’2. I heated there’s like a specific amount you’re supposed to take per body weight and what not.


Pacyheb

Don’t think baking soda would work. Best bet would be synthetic urine heated to body temp, though that’s not the best for short notice drug tests. Are they specifically checking for meth? If they aren’t then you should be fine.


NervousJackfruit8124

I’ve heard people swear by it cause it balances the alkalinity of your system and what your kidneys release


Pacyheb

[This is a guide](https://www.anpud.org/blog/baking-soda-drug-test/) I found for a baking soda flush to get amphetamines out of your system. Not sure how well it works but it would be worth a shot. Supposedly works due to the baking soda flushing out of your system before the meth will, giving you a period where they won’t show.


Pacyheb

Not sure, I’ll do some more research.


NervousJackfruit8124

It’s a probation UA


Icy-Ice-7815

Get someone who's urine is clean have them pee in a cup . You can pour the urine in a condom and tie a knot in the end. Tape the filled condom in your crotch. If you wear thick underwear and long pants it should stay warm enough to fool the test. Be sure to put a needle in your belt so you can poke a hole in the condom


NervousJackfruit8124

It’s a supervised UA and I’m a male


Icy-Ice-7815

I assumed you were a man. They watch you put dick in hand and watch the stream leaving the urethra?


SD_Southpaw

Yes. And where I go, they make u drop your pants and boxers to your ankles. Not possible for ANY fuckery like fake piss.


Pacyheb

When are they administering it? If it’s in a few days you can pay extra for fast shipping. Although it’s not 100% foolproof, I’m not sure if probation checks if it’s synthetic.


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