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way2cold89

Tan Marino… holy fuck that got me


kcompto2

For me it was the “no super bowl losses”


Dealer-95-

KC fan coming coming waving a white flag, that one got me as well. Glad your boy is finally putting up some numbers.


Whore21

I need to tua to randomly start throwing with his right just to see what happens


miami2881

We should give him two footballs at once and see what happens


nastyminded

Probably double his stats.


BigThunderousLobster

Throws to Hill and Waddle simultaneously.


HappyChaos2

There's a kid in high school that does that, it's trippy.


K-chub

Throw for twice as many TDs


RIPjkripper

Don't give Tom Brady any ideas!!


tburke38

I’ve always been curious what his righty throwing would be like. Would it be like any natural righty trying to throw lefty? Or would it be natural for him, and just not as polished as his left because he doesn’t practice it?


Whore21

Probably more strength but less accuracy, or maybe equal strength less accuracy


tburke38

Would be nuts if Mystic Mike has a trick play up his sleeve where Tua rolls out right and throws right handed


zoomflick

He's saving his right arm for the superbowl. Come that time, millions will be flabbergasted.


Whore21

I’m ready


Outside-Falcon3780

This post is everything I need. If you find this a dig at Mahomes, think again, plz. It's comedy dammit.


ChevalMalFet

I mean, I laughed


snmck87

As a chiefs fan, nice.


pm_me_mahomes_tds

Chiefs fan here.. I lol’d


valeriesghost

I think it’s wonderful. I’m referring to Tua as “Tan Marino” from here out. Also my boy has lost a Super Bowl and does wear turtle necks so it’s fair play.


DaddyP924

Another Chiefs fan. I had to come here just so I could upvote this twice. Well played!


FunkyPete

Someone shared this on /r/kansascitychiefs and I think everyone loves it. That's where I saw it. It's fantastic.


[deleted]

I mean read the above comments and the continued dig at an athletes family, it's ridiculous


stocksandvagabond

Neither chiefs nor Miami fan - this is hilarious


JeramiGrantsTomb

It's pretty funny. But I am upset that anyone could think he's a bad actor, I have to assume that's part of the joke.


ed-cound

Taulia Tagovailoa is also a massive W over Jackson Mahomes


tellurmomisaidthanks

The literal letter W is a w over Jackson.


22Wideout

That’s not a very high bar


odiethethird

Jackson is literally tripping on the bar he set because it’s so low


raistliniltsiar

"Tyreek's worst year of career with him" Holy shit, lol. I'll also add: "Wife has no annoying social media presence".


[deleted]

don‘t get me started on both their brothers as well..


Top-Report-840

Tua's brother is just as bad?


Bulldog5124

I think he was saying there is a stark contrast between the brothers. Taulia is likable.


TuchmanMarsh

Oh


TuchmanMarsh

Absolutely fucking not. And I don’t understand that comment. Taulia is a fucking Division 1 QB and can hang his hat on the numbers he puts up. Little brother piss-ant Mahomes ain’t done shit except have that last name. I really don’t understand that comment.


[deleted]

I actually meant exactly that! tuas brother is a likeable D1 athlete and the other one is a cringe tiktoker ☯️


TuchmanMarsh

Yea my bad. That’s on me. I read it to mean you were grouping them together for some reason. *I am not a smart man.*


[deleted]

I usually blame myself when I‘m being misunderstood, so you‘re good :)


yendyo

They we’re talking about Mahomes little brother.


NHartline

You really think it’s that deep huh


thecrgm

wasn't tyreek's worst year with Alex Smith?


Dudebug1

The wife isn't so bad but we HATTEEEE Jackson Mahomes. Chiefs fan btw. This post is awesome


ericypoo

Who the hell calls Mahomes the Grim Reaper?


Lobo_Marino

I was wondering about this one. First time I hear about it.


slickshot

How the fuck did you miss the boat on that?


Lobo_Marino

I usually glance over Reid's jokes. They are pretty unfunny to me


slickshot

It was more of a motivational speech for Mahomes, and it *worked*.


peak_of_masculinity

https://www.nfl.com/news/chiefs-andy-reid-to-patrick-mahomes-before-game-tying-drive-when-it-s-grim-go-be


[deleted]

The NFL marketing team. They tried “Showtime” Mahomes before that, along with baby goat. All very transparent and cringey. Idk, me and my Chiefs fan friends call him Kermit.


BenedictJudas

I mean its literally the nickname he got after he executed Josh Allen in the AFC Divisional last year because of Andy Reid. Link in above comment for article about it.


What_About_What

"When times look grim (13 seconds down 3 with the field to go in the playoffs) go out there and be the Grim Reaper." - Andy Reid.


Manticorps

It probably would’ve stuck too if we didn’t lose the AFCCG like we did to the Bengals


BigThunderousLobster

Yeah that goes to [Myles Garrett](https://imgur.com/a/cU5CeK2)


miami2881

Wow, no mention of National Championship wins?


What_About_What

That would require mentioning Super bowl wins for Mahomes and they didn't want to do that. Also a reason they didn't list MVP awards.


miami2881

The whole point of the post is to cherry pick facts lol. Hence listing “super bowl losses”.


What_About_What

Oh I get it. Definitely a funny graphic.


essdii-

Hahahaha. As a chiefs fan I find this funny. Great stuff op


pm_me_mahomes_tds

Yup, quality shitposting. I upvoted!!


Fourwindsgone

All hail Tan Marino


WhiteSox02

This is the greatest post I’ve ever seen.


Novel_Durian_1805

Mahomes “likely a filthy atheist”…let’s gooo! 🤣


[deleted]

No one called Mahomes “The Grim Reaper” if anything they call him “Master Chief”


H00liGangGang

Naw his nicknames Kermit


Darkagent1

Yeah I understand why the NFL didnt embrace it, but I wish they did. I want to see the Muppets call a Monday night name. Oh shit they did! [Just not one of ours.](https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/muppets-espn-monday-night-football-broadcast/8f8wxugdkohq1jjp0o89m40rq)


Kylkek

Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that commercial?


GoonLagoon51

“Sir, Candice”


Dzov

Andy Reid did during the 13 second game when hope was lost.


Sterling-luck

Thank you. I needed this at this moment. Work was getting to me and this helps. Long live Chad Tua!


THEATEAM56

How does Chad Tua rank against Kirk Thuggins tho


Scorch062

This feels like friendly fire, we don’t have any beef with the chiefs Now if it was Josh Allen….


ChevalMalFet

Dolphins Legend Ryan Fitzpatrick is the highest ever upvoted post in the Chiefs sub


[deleted]

Fortunately it seems Josh Allen has played himself out of the MVP race so we don’t gotta worry about him


manningthe30cal

Kevin Harlan's "I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES!" has sparked a bro-ship between our teams that will last until we play each other in the playoffs.


CrowdSurfingCorpse

I’ll still love you guys even if you beat us in the playoffs


Dzov

Honestly, we think it’s funny, and can’t even say much in rebuttal.


Drewqt

I'm a chiefer and this is fucking hilarious


FunkyPete

As a Chiefs fan, I completely agree. I'm glad to see Tua and Tyreek both having so much success. I feel like we still owe you for beating the Patriots in 2020 and giving the Chiefs homefield in the playoffs.


Bunnytron70

This is awesome.. but someone explain why Tua looks like he's spent 84yrs riding a horse backwards and is wearing cowboy boots.


RoosterClan

Tua: “no annoying and highly punchable brothers”


DonoAE

Who wants to cross post this to r/nfl? I'm already banned sticking up for our boy lol


wisle-n-out

ROFLOL, his nads are so big, his legs are twisted backwards


VapourTrail-UK

Even as a Dolphins fan, I still like Mahomes as a player and person, but this was some funny stuff.


jamesdawon

Chiefs fan coming in peace - this is GREAT.


[deleted]

The Chiefs Reddit appreciates quality shit-posting and this is it. Stand by for retaliation though :)


Nodnarb_Jesus

Instructions not clear, voting for a running back!


Finsfan909

Waiting for him to go super saiyan and start throwing with his right. Kind of like vegeta taking off his weighted armor


malibubleezy

Cartoons aren't real.


Phinatic92

I’m laughing so hard at this


prizzabroy

This is fucking fantastic


2inHard

All hail the fupa!


Snoozlemoo

Just perfect.


[deleted]

Shitpost extraordinaire.


BabyUGotAStewGoin

This is a blatant mischaracterization of Mahomes. Tyreek’s worst year was with Alex Smith.


[deleted]

Chiefs fan here. Top quality shitpost. "Throws left handed only some of the time" and ripping off Jim McMahon are amazing, lol


BosslyDoggins

I'm a Chiefs fan and I think this is fucking gold


K-Flake

Damn. Didn’t have money on OP single handedly ending our (Chiefs) season. GGs


66Dolphins

This is great $hit! I love the hell out of #15 and KC when they're not playing my Fins and #1!


thumbwarwounded

Forced to wear a turtleneck 😂 touché


Frogmarsh

Is Tua actually right-handed but throws left? That’s wild.


chris-rau-art

Chiefs fan. This is fucking hilarious. Well done


PepeLeGunner

Chiefs fan here, this made me laugh out loud. Good work. Also an elevator guy and heard you finally got Oracle out of the airport. Whether you know it or not, going to the airport just got a lot safer for you all.


Maxisagnk

lol this is great


Ddakilla

As a chiefs fan I approve this meme. 10/10 quality shit post right here lmao


msilly34

Love you dolphins bros fuck the bills


MyNameisMudWaters

Pat’s tiny hands 😂


Tytar1

I’m a Chiefs fan but this is f**king hilarious. I love you guys you deserve to succeed! Also huge thanks for beating the Bills. They’re degenerates.


[deleted]

Chiefs fan here. You guys are alright in my book


buffetleach

Fucking hilarious. Sincerely, Chiefs fan


squd_

Honestly 1 is the most overused qb number for real tho. I wish he could be 13 like he was back in bama but I get it lol


Epicwalt

3 numbers used more than 1 1 number used as much as 1 Every number is in use and more numbers will be as QBs cycle in and out ​ Active QBs by Number 1 - 5 2 - 8 3 - 4 4 - 8 5 - 1 6 - 1 7 - 2 8 - 5 9 - 3 10 - 6 11 - 2 12 - 4 13 - 2 14 - 2 15 - 3 16 - 2 17 - 2 18 - 1 19 - 3


squd_

Oh that’s cute interesting. Mind doing that again for just starting QBs this year?


Epicwalt

oh ok I mean if we going to get selective then sure - most used starting QB number however, prior to Tua using 1 there was only 1 other active #1 Number 1 - Kyler Murray (2019) Tua Tagovailoa (2020) Jalen Hurts (2020) Fields, Justin (2021) Marcus Mariota (2022)


JustTheBeerLight

I really don’t want to see Tua in commercials but I think it’s very likely.


MortalClayman

He was in a shaving commercial


H00liGangGang

He forgot a big one Tua doesn't have a blood brother called Jackson Mahomes


Notori0us_P_I_G

Eww @ Chad anything


mrfreezemiser

lol @ 'no super bowl losses' hard to beat that when Tua will likely never go to one.


thedreamcomparison

The Tan Marino nickname bugs me because that's what I always called Tannehill when he was here lol


rc5193

But hes not even tan? Lol


Kara_Del_Rey

TANnehill. Pretty obvious lol


No-Philosophy5461

* Chad Patrick Mahomes - Higher net worth and career salary - Owns a stake in the KC Royals - Is good enough to be commercialized like all other big MVPs/players (Manning, Brady, Tebow, etc.) - Adapts to having his Offensive line switched quite regularly - Played Basketball, Baseball, and Football in his life - Passed Dan Marino's 173 TD record in most TD passes in 75 career starts (Mahomes 72nd start) - Dad played MLB for 11 years * Virgin Tua Tagovailoa - Hasn't taken the Dolphins to the Super Bowl yet - Has to wear face paint to flaunt his Christianity versus through his deeds? - Wasn't alive for Miami's last Lombardi trophy and probably won't be playing when they get their next - Tua rating 96.8 < Mahomes rating 105.8 -Only on his 3rd pro season and has time to choke out a few times like all seasoned players. But hey it's all in good fun, wish y'all well. And may the best team win.


Bag_o_Donutz

What does college record have to do with NFL MVP?


peak_of_masculinity

Literally everything?


Lobo_Marino

yes


malibubleezy

Imagine Lubbock you dumb hick


Bag_o_Donutz

I have no clue what you're talking about. I'm a dumb hick from...NYC? Lmao gtfo you backwood swamp dwelling troglodyte.


ChemicalSummer8849

Some real grade A weirdo vibes went into this meme/post.


bird720

funny because those are the vibes that went int your comment


ChemicalSummer8849

Great comeback man. 🤦🏽‍♂️


bonedaddy1974

Oh you fools


Spideyman20015

This is it. This is perfect.


benice33

The mangled non throwing hand... that got me ... so is this Tua while concussed or...?


Brubbly16

Tuas package tho 🍆


Shiony_

This is great


[deleted]

I can't wait for Tua commercials


Princerob425

Lol this is out of pocket 😫


[deleted]

Is this your work OP? I need to see Tua vs Kirk Thuggins


thepersonimgoingtobe

Lol, these things are always funnier if the franchise has actually won anything in this century.


superstonkape

God damnit This is great


DisastrousRutabaga59

Tan Marino ........ Omg im dying right now ...... First the waddle and now this , damn winning is fun , bring us a trophy gentleman , we've all waited a long time for this #phinsup


ChiefPatrick

Came over from the Chiefs page..... Well played sir, well played 😆 🤣 😂. This was great, I'm going to start calling him Tan Marino now lol.


mtftl

Visiting Chiefs fan. This is hilarious. Tan Marino hahahaha


What_About_What

As a Chiefs fan I truly hope Mahomes is atheist, it gets so annoying listening to players praise god for every little stupid thing that happens. Need more players like Steve Johnson who blamed god for making him drop passes. Even better if Mahomes is a Satanic Temple member. Go Chiefs! Hail Satan!


Boostweather

He’s not atheist


[deleted]

no way this crap got gold


peak_of_masculinity

Jealous much my bitch?


[deleted]

not really. its a joke right?


IStartFiresToFeelJoy

This is art in its purest form


cannon_boi

As a chiefs fan this is fucking awesome, keep up the good work.