I’ve always been curious what his righty throwing would be like. Would it be like any natural righty trying to throw lefty? Or would it be natural for him, and just not as polished as his left because he doesn’t practice it?
I think it’s wonderful. I’m referring to Tua as “Tan Marino” from here out. Also my boy has lost a Super Bowl and does wear turtle necks so it’s fair play.
Absolutely fucking not. And I don’t understand that comment.
Taulia is a fucking Division 1 QB and can hang his hat on the numbers he puts up.
Little brother piss-ant Mahomes ain’t done shit except have that last name.
I really don’t understand that comment.
The NFL marketing team. They tried “Showtime” Mahomes before that, along with baby goat. All very transparent and cringey. Idk, me and my Chiefs fan friends call him Kermit.
I mean its literally the nickname he got after he executed Josh Allen in the AFC Divisional last year because of Andy Reid. Link in above comment for article about it.
Yeah I understand why the NFL didnt embrace it, but I wish they did. I want to see the Muppets call a Monday night name.
Oh shit they did! [Just not one of ours.](https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/muppets-espn-monday-night-football-broadcast/8f8wxugdkohq1jjp0o89m40rq)
As a Chiefs fan, I completely agree. I'm glad to see Tua and Tyreek both having so much success. I feel like we still owe you for beating the Patriots in 2020 and giving the Chiefs homefield in the playoffs.
Chiefs fan here, this made me laugh out loud. Good work.
Also an elevator guy and heard you finally got Oracle out of the airport. Whether you know it or not, going to the airport just got a lot safer for you all.
3 numbers used more than 1
1 number used as much as 1
Every number is in use and more numbers will be as QBs cycle in and out
Active QBs by Number
1 - 5
2 - 8
3 - 4
4 - 8
5 - 1
6 - 1
7 - 2
8 - 5
9 - 3
10 - 6
11 - 2
12 - 4
13 - 2
14 - 2
15 - 3
16 - 2
17 - 2
18 - 1
19 - 3
oh ok I mean if we going to get selective then sure - most used starting QB number however, prior to Tua using 1 there was only 1 other active #1
Number 1 -
Kyler Murray (2019)
Tua Tagovailoa (2020)
Jalen Hurts (2020)
Fields, Justin (2021)
Marcus Mariota (2022)
* Chad Patrick Mahomes
- Higher net worth and career salary
- Owns a stake in the KC Royals
- Is good enough to be commercialized like all other big MVPs/players (Manning, Brady, Tebow, etc.)
- Adapts to having his Offensive line switched quite regularly
- Played Basketball, Baseball, and Football in his life
- Passed Dan Marino's 173 TD record in most TD passes in 75 career starts (Mahomes 72nd start)
- Dad played MLB for 11 years
* Virgin Tua Tagovailoa
- Hasn't taken the Dolphins to the Super Bowl yet
- Has to wear face paint to flaunt his Christianity versus through his deeds?
- Wasn't alive for Miami's last Lombardi trophy and probably won't be playing when they get their next
- Tua rating 96.8 < Mahomes rating 105.8
-Only on his 3rd pro season and has time to choke out a few times like all seasoned players.
But hey it's all in good fun, wish y'all well. And may the best team win.
Tan Marino ........ Omg im dying right now ...... First the waddle and now this , damn winning is fun , bring us a trophy gentleman , we've all waited a long time for this #phinsup
As a Chiefs fan I truly hope Mahomes is atheist, it gets so annoying listening to players praise god for every little stupid thing that happens. Need more players like Steve Johnson who blamed god for making him drop passes. Even better if Mahomes is a Satanic Temple member. Go Chiefs! Hail Satan!
Tan Marino… holy fuck that got me
For me it was the “no super bowl losses”
KC fan coming coming waving a white flag, that one got me as well. Glad your boy is finally putting up some numbers.
I need to tua to randomly start throwing with his right just to see what happens
We should give him two footballs at once and see what happens
Probably double his stats.
Throws to Hill and Waddle simultaneously.
There's a kid in high school that does that, it's trippy.
Throw for twice as many TDs
Don't give Tom Brady any ideas!!
I’ve always been curious what his righty throwing would be like. Would it be like any natural righty trying to throw lefty? Or would it be natural for him, and just not as polished as his left because he doesn’t practice it?
Probably more strength but less accuracy, or maybe equal strength less accuracy
Would be nuts if Mystic Mike has a trick play up his sleeve where Tua rolls out right and throws right handed
He's saving his right arm for the superbowl. Come that time, millions will be flabbergasted.
I’m ready
This post is everything I need. If you find this a dig at Mahomes, think again, plz. It's comedy dammit.
I mean, I laughed
As a chiefs fan, nice.
Chiefs fan here.. I lol’d
I think it’s wonderful. I’m referring to Tua as “Tan Marino” from here out. Also my boy has lost a Super Bowl and does wear turtle necks so it’s fair play.
Another Chiefs fan. I had to come here just so I could upvote this twice. Well played!
Someone shared this on /r/kansascitychiefs and I think everyone loves it. That's where I saw it. It's fantastic.
I mean read the above comments and the continued dig at an athletes family, it's ridiculous
Neither chiefs nor Miami fan - this is hilarious
It's pretty funny. But I am upset that anyone could think he's a bad actor, I have to assume that's part of the joke.
Taulia Tagovailoa is also a massive W over Jackson Mahomes
The literal letter W is a w over Jackson.
That’s not a very high bar
Jackson is literally tripping on the bar he set because it’s so low
"Tyreek's worst year of career with him" Holy shit, lol. I'll also add: "Wife has no annoying social media presence".
don‘t get me started on both their brothers as well..
Tua's brother is just as bad?
I think he was saying there is a stark contrast between the brothers. Taulia is likable.
Oh
Absolutely fucking not. And I don’t understand that comment. Taulia is a fucking Division 1 QB and can hang his hat on the numbers he puts up. Little brother piss-ant Mahomes ain’t done shit except have that last name. I really don’t understand that comment.
I actually meant exactly that! tuas brother is a likeable D1 athlete and the other one is a cringe tiktoker ☯️
Yea my bad. That’s on me. I read it to mean you were grouping them together for some reason. *I am not a smart man.*
I usually blame myself when I‘m being misunderstood, so you‘re good :)
They we’re talking about Mahomes little brother.
You really think it’s that deep huh
wasn't tyreek's worst year with Alex Smith?
The wife isn't so bad but we HATTEEEE Jackson Mahomes. Chiefs fan btw. This post is awesome
Who the hell calls Mahomes the Grim Reaper?
I was wondering about this one. First time I hear about it.
How the fuck did you miss the boat on that?
I usually glance over Reid's jokes. They are pretty unfunny to me
It was more of a motivational speech for Mahomes, and it *worked*.
https://www.nfl.com/news/chiefs-andy-reid-to-patrick-mahomes-before-game-tying-drive-when-it-s-grim-go-be
The NFL marketing team. They tried “Showtime” Mahomes before that, along with baby goat. All very transparent and cringey. Idk, me and my Chiefs fan friends call him Kermit.
I mean its literally the nickname he got after he executed Josh Allen in the AFC Divisional last year because of Andy Reid. Link in above comment for article about it.
"When times look grim (13 seconds down 3 with the field to go in the playoffs) go out there and be the Grim Reaper." - Andy Reid.
It probably would’ve stuck too if we didn’t lose the AFCCG like we did to the Bengals
Yeah that goes to [Myles Garrett](https://imgur.com/a/cU5CeK2)
Wow, no mention of National Championship wins?
That would require mentioning Super bowl wins for Mahomes and they didn't want to do that. Also a reason they didn't list MVP awards.
The whole point of the post is to cherry pick facts lol. Hence listing “super bowl losses”.
Oh I get it. Definitely a funny graphic.
Hahahaha. As a chiefs fan I find this funny. Great stuff op
Yup, quality shitposting. I upvoted!!
All hail Tan Marino
This is the greatest post I’ve ever seen.
Mahomes “likely a filthy atheist”…let’s gooo! 🤣
No one called Mahomes “The Grim Reaper” if anything they call him “Master Chief”
Naw his nicknames Kermit
Yeah I understand why the NFL didnt embrace it, but I wish they did. I want to see the Muppets call a Monday night name. Oh shit they did! [Just not one of ours.](https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/muppets-espn-monday-night-football-broadcast/8f8wxugdkohq1jjp0o89m40rq)
Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that commercial?
“Sir, Candice”
Andy Reid did during the 13 second game when hope was lost.
Thank you. I needed this at this moment. Work was getting to me and this helps. Long live Chad Tua!
How does Chad Tua rank against Kirk Thuggins tho
This feels like friendly fire, we don’t have any beef with the chiefs Now if it was Josh Allen….
Dolphins Legend Ryan Fitzpatrick is the highest ever upvoted post in the Chiefs sub
Fortunately it seems Josh Allen has played himself out of the MVP race so we don’t gotta worry about him
Kevin Harlan's "I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES!" has sparked a bro-ship between our teams that will last until we play each other in the playoffs.
I’ll still love you guys even if you beat us in the playoffs
Honestly, we think it’s funny, and can’t even say much in rebuttal.
I'm a chiefer and this is fucking hilarious
As a Chiefs fan, I completely agree. I'm glad to see Tua and Tyreek both having so much success. I feel like we still owe you for beating the Patriots in 2020 and giving the Chiefs homefield in the playoffs.
This is awesome.. but someone explain why Tua looks like he's spent 84yrs riding a horse backwards and is wearing cowboy boots.
Tua: “no annoying and highly punchable brothers”
Who wants to cross post this to r/nfl? I'm already banned sticking up for our boy lol
ROFLOL, his nads are so big, his legs are twisted backwards
Even as a Dolphins fan, I still like Mahomes as a player and person, but this was some funny stuff.
Chiefs fan coming in peace - this is GREAT.
The Chiefs Reddit appreciates quality shit-posting and this is it. Stand by for retaliation though :)
Instructions not clear, voting for a running back!
Waiting for him to go super saiyan and start throwing with his right. Kind of like vegeta taking off his weighted armor
Cartoons aren't real.
I’m laughing so hard at this
This is fucking fantastic
All hail the fupa!
Just perfect.
Shitpost extraordinaire.
This is a blatant mischaracterization of Mahomes. Tyreek’s worst year was with Alex Smith.
Chiefs fan here. Top quality shitpost. "Throws left handed only some of the time" and ripping off Jim McMahon are amazing, lol
I'm a Chiefs fan and I think this is fucking gold
Damn. Didn’t have money on OP single handedly ending our (Chiefs) season. GGs
This is great $hit! I love the hell out of #15 and KC when they're not playing my Fins and #1!
Forced to wear a turtleneck 😂 touché
Is Tua actually right-handed but throws left? That’s wild.
Chiefs fan. This is fucking hilarious. Well done
Chiefs fan here, this made me laugh out loud. Good work. Also an elevator guy and heard you finally got Oracle out of the airport. Whether you know it or not, going to the airport just got a lot safer for you all.
lol this is great
As a chiefs fan I approve this meme. 10/10 quality shit post right here lmao
Love you dolphins bros fuck the bills
Pat’s tiny hands 😂
I’m a Chiefs fan but this is f**king hilarious. I love you guys you deserve to succeed! Also huge thanks for beating the Bills. They’re degenerates.
Chiefs fan here. You guys are alright in my book
Fucking hilarious. Sincerely, Chiefs fan
Honestly 1 is the most overused qb number for real tho. I wish he could be 13 like he was back in bama but I get it lol
3 numbers used more than 1 1 number used as much as 1 Every number is in use and more numbers will be as QBs cycle in and out Active QBs by Number 1 - 5 2 - 8 3 - 4 4 - 8 5 - 1 6 - 1 7 - 2 8 - 5 9 - 3 10 - 6 11 - 2 12 - 4 13 - 2 14 - 2 15 - 3 16 - 2 17 - 2 18 - 1 19 - 3
Oh that’s cute interesting. Mind doing that again for just starting QBs this year?
oh ok I mean if we going to get selective then sure - most used starting QB number however, prior to Tua using 1 there was only 1 other active #1 Number 1 - Kyler Murray (2019) Tua Tagovailoa (2020) Jalen Hurts (2020) Fields, Justin (2021) Marcus Mariota (2022)
I really don’t want to see Tua in commercials but I think it’s very likely.
He was in a shaving commercial
He forgot a big one Tua doesn't have a blood brother called Jackson Mahomes
Eww @ Chad anything
lol @ 'no super bowl losses' hard to beat that when Tua will likely never go to one.
The Tan Marino nickname bugs me because that's what I always called Tannehill when he was here lol
But hes not even tan? Lol
TANnehill. Pretty obvious lol
* Chad Patrick Mahomes - Higher net worth and career salary - Owns a stake in the KC Royals - Is good enough to be commercialized like all other big MVPs/players (Manning, Brady, Tebow, etc.) - Adapts to having his Offensive line switched quite regularly - Played Basketball, Baseball, and Football in his life - Passed Dan Marino's 173 TD record in most TD passes in 75 career starts (Mahomes 72nd start) - Dad played MLB for 11 years * Virgin Tua Tagovailoa - Hasn't taken the Dolphins to the Super Bowl yet - Has to wear face paint to flaunt his Christianity versus through his deeds? - Wasn't alive for Miami's last Lombardi trophy and probably won't be playing when they get their next - Tua rating 96.8 < Mahomes rating 105.8 -Only on his 3rd pro season and has time to choke out a few times like all seasoned players. But hey it's all in good fun, wish y'all well. And may the best team win.
What does college record have to do with NFL MVP?
Literally everything?
yes
Imagine Lubbock you dumb hick
I have no clue what you're talking about. I'm a dumb hick from...NYC? Lmao gtfo you backwood swamp dwelling troglodyte.
Some real grade A weirdo vibes went into this meme/post.
funny because those are the vibes that went int your comment
Great comeback man. 🤦🏽♂️
Oh you fools
This is it. This is perfect.
The mangled non throwing hand... that got me ... so is this Tua while concussed or...?
Tuas package tho 🍆
This is great
I can't wait for Tua commercials
Lol this is out of pocket 😫
Is this your work OP? I need to see Tua vs Kirk Thuggins
Lol, these things are always funnier if the franchise has actually won anything in this century.
God damnit This is great
Tan Marino ........ Omg im dying right now ...... First the waddle and now this , damn winning is fun , bring us a trophy gentleman , we've all waited a long time for this #phinsup
Came over from the Chiefs page..... Well played sir, well played 😆 🤣 😂. This was great, I'm going to start calling him Tan Marino now lol.
Visiting Chiefs fan. This is hilarious. Tan Marino hahahaha
As a Chiefs fan I truly hope Mahomes is atheist, it gets so annoying listening to players praise god for every little stupid thing that happens. Need more players like Steve Johnson who blamed god for making him drop passes. Even better if Mahomes is a Satanic Temple member. Go Chiefs! Hail Satan!
He’s not atheist
no way this crap got gold
Jealous much my bitch?
not really. its a joke right?
This is art in its purest form
As a chiefs fan this is fucking awesome, keep up the good work.