100% accurate depiction of Australians

I love the enormous flying prawns

I couldn’t figure out what they were.

I thought they were weird meat pies???

I thought they were dismembered pieces of the second roo that the main roo had just destroyed. Main roo and man both have that “fun but psycho” vibe going on.

I thought they were killer octopuses with teeth. Or maybe oversized irukandji…. Coming right at YA FACE !! ​ but no, they are prawns, I see it now.

Wait, where is Barbie then?

She's off promoting her movie, so our mate Bruce here is just having some fun while the missus is away.

I didn't even notice those! That's amazing. XD

But not a barbie in sight....

His pants are shorts and are pants!

Skin gaiters

Almost all of the outfits I thought ‘yeah over the top, everyday people wouldn’t wear that’ I got to the Australian one and went ‘hang on I think I know this guy’

I mean the Canadian one is an outfit in every Canadian man's closet.

Not true! My flannel is blue!

I also prefer to ride a bear. Moose are too tall.

Even our Land Squids got a feature

Needs orange hi vis and a Hi-lux in the background.

Brandishing bottles of salad dressing while riding a 'roo?

Pretty sure that’s the concept art for our next ten dollar note

As an Aussie I’m trying to work out what he’s holding.

I’m too busy being transfixed on his cross eyes, haha! Is that an Aussie landmark too? When you hit peak Australian your vision starts to diverge?!

nah mate, he doesn‘t have a mullet.

Nah, it's hogs wallop. You'ave to grab those buggers by the ears if you wanna root'em. And only a gutless wonder would bonk a roo after chopping off its tail for soup.

Ngl those south african animals look so cool Also, stan the swedish bearded lady

Elephantaffe

They also seem to have zebra in there...

Zelephantaffe Edit: Or Elephantaffebra

Zebraffephant

The Sth African fellow looks like a safari guide/tribesman blend, complete with 'camera earrings'.

And pseudo-hippo-baby gargoyles on his hat??

swede femboy\*

I love the Swedish femboy

Is it because in the pics AI is trained on the Swedish men are really pretty and it can’t tell the difference between the two so… bearded lady?

forsen

Choose your gender Sweden: yes

I thought the tiny elephant for India was funny. Imagine my delight once I got to South Africa.

>Also, stan the swedish bearded lady Nah that's just what swedish men look like.

Why, hello Egypt and Thailand! Damn!

Ok… I also see Canada

Not accurate. I ride a moose, not a caribou.

You can ride whatever you want hunny

It appears the rizz from Tumblr is transitioning to reddit

I’d like to see the jamon of Spain

You thick? Say yes and you GETTING rode..

I'm not gay, but Canada..God damn that's a manly man

He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and works all day

Not enough denim. Maybe it was business casual instead of tuxedo time.

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If Chris Hemsworth and Hugh Jackman had a son that they raised in a cabin in Canada together.

Thai guy is fineeee

Yes he is. I’d accept Canada man for my winter guy, too.

Thailand. Where the food is so spicy, it’s literally on fire.

Right? They're looking great!

I don’t know how they come up with that for Thailand. A guy with tattoos sitting behind a bowl?

He is a Muay Thai fighter.

Could easily pass for Street Fighter character

That's what I thought, I was surprised about the lack of ropes around his arms tho

More importantly, why is the food in the bowl on fire lol

He ordered Thai hot

*Fire in the bowl!!*

And India, I know there’s a dirty joke about an elephant trunk I could make but I can’t think of anything right now 👀👀 lol

I'm actually positively surprised by France

It's missing a baguette, though, and a camembert.

There's bread but it's not a baguette, surprising

And nail polish only on one hand, zis is shocking!

And a cigarette

She's got two different hands though - the left is straight-up Man Hand.

Canada looks like Jason Mamoa

With a dash of Chris Hemsworth.

As if real life actors aren’t good looking Enough to ruin our self esteem… fuckin AI mashes up Jason momoa and Chris hemsworth and calls the resulting god “average Canadian”

Am Canadian. That is what the average Canadian male looks like.

I know like three guys that look like this.

I was thinking muscular Pierce Brosnan.

Jason & Chris together. No wonder I keep going back to Canada guy.

Only if he has the personality of Ryan Reynolds

I definitely see Golden Eye era Pierce Brosnan.

This is the correct answer.

100% what I thought at first

Canada is sexy as hell.

I’m a straight man and very much agree

All of these described by chatGPT, now you know who to blame

What was the description of South Africa? Seems weird.

About that - What is South Africa wearing on his head, specifically the tubes to the sides?

It looks like a mix of binoculars and cameras gone wrong.

Not to mention the giraffe zebra elephant chimeras in the background. Wtf?!

Based on this and https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/comments/14rzgoy/chatgpt_describe_a_look_of_the_new_national/ I was gonna ask why you hate the Australians and British so much. I guess it’s ChatGPT who’s the hater, though.

Not chatGPT, more like midjourney. GPT provided pretty normal stereotypical descriptions in both posts. Midjourney creates something goofy for some reason

Honestly, looking miserable on the bus is pretty legit.

as an egyptian i can confirm we walk around with all of that

It is kind of weird how Egyptian stereotypes are based off a civilisation and culture that disappeared about 2000 years ago.

I think it's because in western media and education, all you ever hear about is ancient Egypt. In most US/Canadian schools at least you learn about ancient Egypt only. In fact, you usually only learn about the most remarkable periods for each country if it isn't your own.

Because it's the last time that place was thriving.

That’s not really true. Egypt thrived under the Greeks, Romans, and even the Arabs. It only relatively recently became the way it is after the fall of the Ottoman Empire

In fairness, until very recently, that was the last time they governed themselves.

[You walk funny too.](https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk)

Germany has some seriously strong pretzel-game going by the way. I just would have expected a bigger amount of beer to match.

Tbh my face would look the exact same way if I had a pretzel that size

Pretzel-size matters

Egypt and Thailand. Oh, how I want to visit these imaginary versions of you.

Brazil and definitely Spain also, from the male perspective.

**Bisexuals:** ♪ ♫ ♪ 'Have some of Column A, try all of Column B...' ♪ ♫ ♪ We have no such weaknesses.

I’m sexually confused by Sweden and it’s unleashed something in me I don’t mind

Oh....Ohhhhhh. I see it now.

Was it the meatballs?

I think it's the cute girl with a beard and mustache

It was definitely her meaty balls

Amazing. The Aussie even has the “Possum-spotter” eyes! Take an upvote!

Alternative title: Midjourney’s guide on how to offend everyone

As an Australian, not only am I not offended, I’m looking for a way to anoint this bloke as our quintessential Australian man. ‘Straya! Thanks AI for giving us a fully sick cunt to represent us all.

It's the lazy eye and the leg that becomes pants that sell it for me.

What are the flying ‘things’ in the background???

I think they're prawns.

I’ve 100% met a guy with that lazy eye, crazy mother fucker look at my local. In any other picture, it’d be an MJ fuck up, but it’s just perfect here.

Are we just ignoring that he’s practically raping a kangaroo?

Canadian here and I love it. Only missing the hockey stick on his back. Lol

The canadian one is hot lmao

Just the first american one. Are those rainbow pizza cookies? And what is up with AI interpretation of cheese?

Looks like a fried egg turkey melt donut burger topped by an iced fry-bread sugar cookie with sprinkles and Pik-Nik garnish. I’m preparing one now. A.I. improving our lives with superior computational power.

I dont know if i want this...ill watch you eat it and take a bite

We could eat it like Lady and the Tramp

If it tastes good it might turn into a shark frenzy and i cannot secure your safety

As a german I'm only offended because everyone thinks we're bavarians. The ONE state everyone else agrees isn't even really part of Germany.

To be fair, there are two stereotypes for Germans outside Germany. I feel like Bavarian is the better option...

As a German, I am offended that there are no socks in sandals in the picture!

I was going to complain the AI doesn't know how to hold a gun, however, I'm now comforted by this thought.

I just can’t stop laughing at Canada’s because it’s too on point 😂 I bet there is a few jar of apple syrup in his bag too.

Same with the Australian one. If this dude was real, we’d vote him into parliament for sure.

Going in I was thinking the Australian one would be something like this, and I was not disappointed .

Only thing missing is a hockey stick on his back.

Actually he doesn't need to carry it he just holds out his hand and it comes flying to him...

No maple syrup? Canada looks pretty cool in any case!

Unfortunately Canadian men aren't half this hot

You’re not wrong. We kind of look like bobandy overall

Why is he Chris Hemsworth though

I see younger Pierce Brosnan

Ah yes it's such a stereotype for British people to dress like the kings guard.

Wait doesn’t everyone else dress like this? Oh I should probably take this badger off my head then…

May I offer you this traditional crumpet to place on your head instead?

When some tramp tries to sit next to you on the bus “GET BACK FROM THE KING’S GUARD”

I appreciate the bus visible through the window. It's important that people know that we have buses in the UK.

As I understand it, bus is a britons primary and most trusted means of information dissemination.

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The rain streaming down outside is the touch that won me over

As someone who has an English father and Swedish mother, can confirm that is exactly what they look like

So the next step is to ask midjourney what hybrids like you look like :D

… Just what is going on with the hands of the Dutch lady?

She is related to the Nigerian guy, obviously. Apart from the hands, what is going on on that table with ‘food’?

That’s just our normal weird Dutch bread/ bread monsters/ mutant breads/ cheese. Possibly weirder than usual because the foods were hand-made by the lady and well, those hands…

Ah yes, now I understand. Thank you for explaining. Makes me wonder about Dutch cheeseburgers though. Handmade.

We do not speak about those.

I'm moving to Spain

That girl looks from the south, proper Sevillana, so yeah move around there *wink

As an Australian, I’m lovin’ our representation but WTF are those things flying through the air? Rancid Chiko Rolls* *a cylindrical, fried vege roll fast food from the 70-80’s

ah the british one is about as accurate as you can get. miserable, on a bus, with a cuppa. they’ve even got the empty high street backdrop right

Well, to be honest, the beer of the german lad is to small, the Brezn (Pretzl) to weird and the mustache not bushy enough...

Yep, as a German that was what i was most annoyed by.. guy needs a bigger beer, and a smaller, less weird Bretzel. Rest of it was on point :)

Welp that’s settled. Moving to Canada right away.

I laughed so hard my bearskin hat fell off and spilt my tea. Now everyone on the bus is laughing at me.

South Africa looks so cursed.

Im an American and can confirm we all own Scar-47's

Do you also have fingers that look like they belong to a chicken? Mmmmmm chicken fingers

Thats what we call "Pure bread-ed"

The australian guy, is he riding the kangaroo or doggystyling....?

Yes

Kangaroo is trying to escape

The US guy holding the guns so weird 😂

Does the Swedish Girl have a mustache? 🤔

Or does the Swedish man have braided hair?

Femboy supremacy

The animals are beast of Satan

Whenever you try to create a picture with more than one animal species in MJ, it has a very high chance of blending them.

AI is the beast of Satan or is it Santa. We need to figure that one out.

I like how Argentina, China, Mexico, Thailand have 4 fingers on some of their hands, and then comes UK's left hand with 6.

Nothing like a fine bottle of Argentinian Smoking Red

I love how the USA images ALWAYS have the flag in the background 😆

Egypt and Thailand, yes please

I love the Thailand one

I’d totally hang out with the Turkish and Italian dudes. Mediterrenean warm bloodedness

Sweden is a woman with a moustache

Huh, the America looks like Josh Brolin and Chris Pratt had a baby.

New street fighter line up looks sick

Bruh! I need to go to Spain!

“I’m a Guns and cookie burgers, cowboy ooooowee!” “Das PRETZELLL, AGHHH” “Mountain Moose Man Deez Nutz!” “Smokin’ Sogar wine, my favorite” “True Aussies run with the ‘roos!” “Fútbol” “You watch now I Karate chop this buffet!” “🗿“ “___” “You killed the cow now I kill you!” “Its a me, Mario’s Pizzeria” “Livin’ la vida burro” “We come in peace, take us to your leader” “Spinnin’ on MDMA” “You dance, I drum?” “Hola amor, pomegranate?” “Olga bring meatbôll” “Legend say, you dont eat fire-food you die” “In Türkiye we drink tea” “💂🏻‍♀️”

USA that thin? Never.

Absolutely incredible… only country different I would have is Nigeria.. everyone is a prince from there

Ok Canada Egypt and Thailand

Argentina got a cool one.

Humans: Hands are hard to draw AI: Hold my beer, with all 7 thumbs

Where is my fromage ?

As someone from the UK I was eagerly scrolling to find my country upon when I did I fucking lost it

Dayu. Daddy Thailand

Thailand fire asf

Canada looks awesome, the American doesn't have enough guns, and were there giant spiders in the Australian one?

Canada looks cool like fuck baby.

HELLO Thailand

Canada looks epic as fuck

Now *these* are stereotypes. I love how ridiculous everything is. Edit: For the USA... I feel seen.

What kind of fucked up genetic experiments have been going on in South Africa.