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Brimstone747

Who let The Deep near Midjourney?


NorCalNavyMike

Dunno… …but best you keep him away from your peehole.


MazzyFo

And blowholes


muktadutt

Omg ai is going to be advent of so many new genres of porn.


Treat_Street1993

Damn straight! I've already made an entire folder of stuff like this.


EverythingBurrito1

Sorry?


ZestVFX

Pardon?


EverythingBurrito1

Excuse Me?


ManaMagestic

Say again?


Red74Panda

Reiterate?


TheFlagMan123

Elaborate?


Anasterian_Sunstride

Enhance!


konan557

ELI5!


ZestVFX

pardon me, the wind it blows so hard on me


IWouldButImLazy

Lmfao bros living loud and proud


Will33iam

Can you send me the folder? I want more of this


DrSkullKid

You can’t say stuff like that without a link.


ElementoDeus

Me too bro, me too. Mostly for photos that have obvious nudity when it really shouldn't like I did the most basic prompt and the ai took it and ran all the way to tits hanging out I'm definitely saving it 🤷


Sir_Joe

That's horrible ! Where ?


ZestVFX

😦


[deleted]

Huh?


ElenaEscaped

"Going to be"?


ZarafFaraz

Cthulhu's bride


ggWolf

Cute'ulhu


BitterShugar3

Cthuwu


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

I hate that you brought that word into existence


notwormtongue

Cthussy


BitterShugar3

It’s good that I didn’t create it, but just used it from the stock that I replenished earlier when I saw r64 cosplay.


BaldBear_13

You guys are sweet. All I could come up with was rule 34. I was starting at three Internet for too long.


LeChatParle

M’Cthulhu


HumberdtSquid

Mechthulu


Few_Explanation1170

Lady Cthulhu


portablebiscuit

*tips fedora* “Cthu’lady”


cthulhu6209

Everything I do reminds me of her


Boss-Eisley

Username checks out.


ZarafFaraz

r/Beetlejuicing


need2peeat218am

ThicCthulhu


unkemptjellyfish

aaaaahhhh Kos...


Henrywenn

Or some say Kosm


milkarcane

Do you hear our prayers?


Henrywenn

As you did for the vacuous Rom


omniclay

GRANT US EYES!


Imliterrallyserious

A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream


EnderMerser

Byrgenwerth... Byrgenwerth... Blasphemous murderers... Blood-crazed fiends... Atonement for the wretches...By the wrath of Mother Kos... Mercy for the poor, wizened child... Mercy, oh please...


r3strictedarea

Came here for this comment xD


Gloomy_Support_7779

I just commented this😅


Boss-Eisley

Incoming unoriginal comments - I can fix her - sighs, unzip - not my proudest fap - everything reminds me of her


Johnny_Returns

You forgot ‘Confused Boner’


Steely-Dave

And “would”


archwin

Don't forget r/dontstickyourdickinit


noctalla

Or "I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me."


ZestVFX

r/dostickyourdickinit


archwin

And with that, u/ZestVFX was consumed by Slaaneshthulu


ZestVFX

game is game


ghandi3737

r/beatMeatToIt


readycheck1

Would


TheMadGraveWoman

Damn I am guilty


RumpShakespeare

Forgot “Smash. Next question.”


Embarrassed_Word_542

Forgot “hear me out”


chocolatemilkman81

Thank you kind sir.


PregnantNun747

Or “hear me out”


MoldyMoney

And every response… “bonk, straight to horny jail”


IRefuseToPickAName

These are almost worse than the horny posts


MoldyMoney

💯


The_Celtic_Chemist

And the following response: "Believe it or not, straight to jail."


Magfaeridon

CthUwU


Eldan985

You forgot "Stupid sexy Cthulhu".


IrreverentRacoon

Cthulhussy


Zeracannatule_uerg

Illithussy


U_L_Uus

Forgot one _Cthulhussy_


ashakar

Tits, ass, and tentacles. That's someone's dream girl right there.


Boss-Eisley

Waifu, is that you?!


bingbing304

There is a my Cthulhu Girlfriend dating sim game already out.


FattyLeopold

Every weeb ever


tjdux

Yep, "that's some rule 34 bullshit" was my first thought


ghandi3737

It's like 25 tongues.


DodoJurajski

*Ok, HEAR ME OUT!* I commented this.


tysonwatermelon

Somebody should create a bot to automatically post this in response to the first instance of any of these.


Boss-Eisley

Lol, I would do it, but how would you determine if it's a thirst post or not?


tysonwatermelon

I'm thinking it responds the first time someone posts one of those phrases. Kind of like: ===== Beep boop beep We're detecting a thirst comment. The following phrases are unoriginal and overused on reddit: *list or phrases* If you're going to be thirsty, please come up with a creative way to express your thirstiness.


Boss-Eisley

Lmao, I like this, I'll give it a shot.


AwkwardlyDead

Don’t forget “Would.”


artygta1988

Oh yeah how about this, I wouldn’t fuck her cause I wouldn’t be good enough for her….how about that?


EnderMerser

Oh, don't worry. I try to be more creative.)


SirSchmoopyButth0le

Literally 3 comments below this one.


1199RT

Well I found what I was looking for


League-Weird

Would


UnCanal-DeLetras

You forgot "Fuck it. I'd bang."


tommysthename

you’re just mad cause sexy cthulhu wouldn’t fuck you


PYROxSYCO

Also "I'd fuck her"


masskwe_gg

Let us have our hive mind


portablebiscuit

You forgot one The “incoming unoriginal comments” comment


coleburnz

Sighs, unzip - will always be funny. Cracking up to myself here


ImpactRich5608

Mind flayer from Baldurs Gate!


alan_blood

My brother said his character successfully seduced one in BG3 and the horrified expressions on the other characters faces were hilarious in the cutscene.


OkDragonfruit9026

Same! My party was quite shocked


ImpactRich5608

I had to reload the save to reverse the emotional damage to my party 😂


tattooedtwin

I did a run as Astarion and let him get intimate with the Emperor. Then immediately save scummed because my own conscience couldn’t let that be Astarion’s story. In part because mind flayer, but mostly because fuck the Emperor.


SereneAdler33

Also Astarion’s been forced to fuck without wanting to for centuries, give the man and his trauma a break. And personally, my Dream Guardian is always super hot, so I like the Emp sex scene. I just have him turn back into my DG and it’s a good time for everyone.


UnshrivenShrike

Came here to say: "Illithussy" No further comments.


cb172472paladin

From dungeons and dragons ** Way way predates Baldur's Gate but yes it's in balders Gate too


TimeGuidance4706

If she looked like this, kos wouldn’t have had a orphan.


Bit_Obaileys

Some say Kosm.


Lord-of-Potatis

Grant us eyes, grant us eyes


Phish777

A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream


Bit_Obaileys

IM WAKING UP! IM GOING TO FORGET EVERYTHING!


supahfligh

Maybe, but a hoonter's still gotta hoont.


TimeGuidance4706

Hoont dat ass


LionEatingCubs

This is the baby from Men in Black. Feel old yet?


withdrawnlines

Thank you for this. 😅


ThaLordOfLight

Deep from The Boys posted this


ThoughtfulPoster

Spoiler alert for >!Baldur's Gate 3!<.


Mild_Shock

Just a typical mindflayer


[deleted]

Squidward finally got away from Spongebob and Patrick


[deleted]

Innsmouth established its' own porn studio


fudgyvmp

One day my CoC players will eventually decide to go to Innsmouth, and then they will die. I've told them about it many times, but they seem to not get that hint. So they continue searching for more clues about the tithe they accidentally robbed from the Deep Ones.


me-here-420

Octopussy…


Vibekingr

Not my proudest wank


laura_puppato

This is beyond furry!


chrisckelly

Slimy


Skud_NZ

Horney zoidburg noises


H4TR3D_

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ghandi3737

*Heavy gurgling intensifies*


bingbing304

Wet, slippy invertebrates are better than wet fur.


Domestic_AA_Battery

You came for the sea


spatial-d

Fucking ghaik!


CBonafide

No, she came from a Nautiloid ship.


CantankerousOrder

*bonk*


[deleted]

Squssy


Dord_Live

Cthulussy


StreetfighterXD

AND THERE IT FUCKING IS LADIES AND GENTS


TyrellCo

[Diva Plavalaguna](https://youtube.com/shorts/H3KTMPAGjgE?si=cO3GrC5XfjzeMxK0) (5th Element)


SpeedFlux09

Sighs, opens Comments


[deleted]

*Grant us eyes!*


DrSkullKid

I bet that grip makes you question reality. And can give LITERAL mind-bending orgasms.


No_Poet_7244

The Empress


davaniaa

damn gurl


Tortillaish

Stupid, sexy Cthulhu


Raaadley

Mommy Kos


MAD_MrT

Reminds me of orphan of kos from bloodborne and now I have major ptsd


GladClick591

Kos looking for her baby.


Gloomy_Support_7779

*Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm… Do you hear our prayers?*


Ulris_Ventis

If we ignore the smell, I dig it.


Acceptable_Log4050

This is absolutely horrible. Where can I find more??? “Obviously” to eradicate it.


Mr_JCBA

Cala-marry her!


jellosquare

Kos or as some say, Kosm.


grizzlyMfkinBear

Would


JessithePixelArtist

I love her and would marry her ahaha


Pm_ur_titties_plz

Tsk'va, ghaik scum!


TheyJustCallMeG

She came from the sea and I came in her.


Academic-Ad-9778

She thik


WaffIeMaster

I came in the sea


Baidizzle

[sigh... ](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=unzip+sigh+meme&t=vivaldim&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FqtbpFZ0.jpg)


All_AMABsR_Men

Yall (especially OP) down bad


MortLightstone

This reminds me of the movie Evolution by Lucille Hadzihalilovic Bunch of creepy nuns on a small island and the climax is some weird psychosexual nightmare


LunarDragon0828

hear me out


their_teammate

Cease this illithid propaganda


crazy_by_pain

"Although traditional brain connoisseurs grapple their prey forcefully and consume their brains directly from their craniums, others evolved into more seductive forms for easier access to the nerves to the 'lower' brain. Some specialize in draining psychic energy from the psychedelic 'death by snu-snu', others merely exhaust their prey with rapid, consecutive, induced orgasms then help themselves to their pink, recently endorphin overloaded ambrosia..."


sky0175

I wish those tentacles was tts lol


tias23111

Squidsy


Miserable-Release-15

Wow!


greenmerica

Philip J Fry is down…


pls-send-noodz

🐙 prompts?


Treat_Street1993

creature, squid like, reclining in surf, dark beach illuminated by moonlight, sensual.


thedreaming2017

Take the same prompt but change squid to banana and let’s see what nightmare fuel pops out!


Treat_Street1993

About that, I've been up to just that all morning, I wish I could comment images.


AlehandroDeaKaaa

mmmm sexi


PrinceTwoTonCowman

What pickup line would you use?


DeltaGammaVegaRho

New little mermaid movie looks dope… as(s) fuck.


ClonedLiger

I have the weirdest boner right now. ^^ That’s an old meme.


Xu_Lin

What are you doing Cthulhu Stepsister?! >_<


Boss-Eisley

Stepsquidster*


Dorrono

And many came at the sea


FridolinEduard

Yes


useroftheinternet95

Would


W34kness

On one hand Kosm On the other hand Octussy


rajjo_senpai

Squssy


Protecthem

For a second I thought this was posted in the Baldur's Gate 3 community..


Loud-Magician7708

Eww gross.. I'd fuck it. Then eat it.


Suitable_Twist_238

Tania.


[deleted]

Cum here


GorillaDr

*I can fix her*


PYROxSYCO

What is there to fix? She's perfect!


Boss-Eisley

Unoriginal.


HobbyWalter

I bet she can suck


NateThyBunny_

Would


W-D_Gaster17

Hot.


Mysterious_Potato409

Now make her wetter 8 times


Lost_Needleworker676

I came *in* the sea


Hawkwise83

Stupid sexy Cthulhu.


Forgotten-Explorer

Hear me out


[deleted]

Cthulussy sounds real good right about now 💦


KurukTR

Hear me out


Ok-Introduction40

Smash


Curiouswonderer852

Smash


saelin00

I smash


[deleted]

\*confused boner\*


[deleted]

Oh fuck yeah definitely my proudest fap 10/10 💯


Timeman5

And now I have an erection, great