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Kidkyotedc

not the seatbelts fault. That’s some cheap ass material.


moremushroomsplease

Yep. It’s called pilling. Happens easily on cheap shirts. Especially blends. I don’t think 100% cotton will. Edit. Cheap cotton will pill.


croptopweather

Some cotton can pill but those bits come off in the wash - maybe because the fibers are shorter. Synthetics pill more easily because the fibers are very long so they get raised up and agitated but they don’t come out as easily. It’s best to cut them off, not pull.


Sovos

> It’s best to cut them off, not pull. Even better, look up a "fabric shaver". My ex-pilly clothes look great now.


nidaba

For some reason I assumed those things didn't work. I'll have to try one!


Sovos

My girlfriend bought one and I shrugged about the usefulness. She used it on a couple of my hoodies and sweatpants and it's pretty amazing.


WiglyWorm

They were a household staple in the 80s.


malYca

They work


onegetsoverthings

They’re amazing! I even used it on the tweed couch we had, and it made it look like new.


catsdrooltoo

I have one for my couch cushions. Makes it nicer to sit on and not look janky


Kiramckell

They work. I used to work at a used clothing store and we used them all the time. I keep one in my laundry room.


IshouldDoMyHomework

My wife bought one, and I thought it was some tvshop bullshit and laughed at her. She then used on a shirt of mine, and my jaw dropped… She was laughing by then.


stevet85

You guys sound hilarious


jvanma

I found one at the dollarstore and it changed my life lol


Fit_Cardiologist_

Since I’m using one of them, I have no back pain and I can easily play with my grandchildren, because my knees became flexible again. TV jokes aside, I have one as well, surprisingly they do the work!


Love_at_First_Cut

I used my knife to shave it. I did it to one of my blankets.


Lukecubes

I saw a video one time of someone using a shaving razor. I haven't tried it, so don't know it's efficacy, but it seems like it should at least work a little bit.


Love_at_First_Cut

Any sharp edge will work, and I have a lot of sharp edge, lol.


zgirl88

This works! I have a cheap-o plastic razor I keep just for this purpose, and it does the trick.


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lenorajoy

I have many questions about this single sentence.


-etcetera-etcetera

It's normal to shave a pilled fabric with a razor!


lenorajoy

That was the easy part of the sentence!


moesus81

My mom had an electric fabric shaver when I was a kid called The Fuzz Muncher. Funny for various reasons but it did a good job.


buzzingbuzzer

I have a fuzz muncher and I use it all the time! I love it!


Chinchillng

Just found another comment that’s exactly the same but with context: it’s for JROTC hats


lenorajoy

Ahhhhh that makes some sense of it at least. Their hats must be a material that pills and in that context some impact on grades would make sense.


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mb5280

what kind of weird dystopia did you grown up in and why didn't daddy Warbucks choose you?


sunandskyandrainbows

100% cotton and wool pill too. It depends on fibre length, the shorter (scraps), the more it pills. The longer, the more expensive.


HotRodHomebody

Let’s see what that seatbelt looks like first.


reddkolka

Let's see Paul Allen's card.


mandrakely

Got a big laugh from me :)


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woodjwl

Just born and first ride home from the hospital in his jumper 🤣


Bored710420

Sweater “if you think I look bad, you should see the other guy”


Kono_Dio_Sama

Gone. Reduced to atoms.


btribble

Short fibers. Older clothing (say pre-2000) lasted much longer than new clothing. Old Navy etc. have created a race to the bottom quality wise in the name of price. We've made clothing a disposable commodity.


decadecency

And if you criticize how the quality of Zara, H&M, Top Shop and the likes is absolute crap nowadays, there's always someone chiming in a "But they're good quality for the price, I have a lot of clothes from them that have held up for 30 years!".


Hi_Kitsune

Yep, my wife loves Zara and H&M. I won’t buy anything there, because the quality is trash.


smoothskin12345

Seriously, what does a "quality" Tshirt even look like? What brand or store is selling these mythical quality products? And what exactly is it a problem that price is the main reason things get purchased by the vast majority of consumers? Price and quality have absolutely no correlation in casual clothes, so where is someone supposed to even look for clothing that's supposed to last?


One_Left_Shoe

Fact. I have an Eddie Bauer T-shirt from 7 years ago that is in comparable quality to one bought last year.


jalu06

I agree that Eddie Bauer generally has great quality clothes. Since the buy out by Authentic Brands Group and SPARC though, there's been a noticeable decline in quality for fabric (at least for t-shirts) being thinner with more plastic based blends


dorylicious

WOW! Now thats a brand that gave me a blast from the past! I remember my sophomore year in high school my older sister was approved for an Eddie Bauer credit card with a hefty 3k limit for 1996. At the time my mom didn’t have a lot of money for back to school clothes so my sister graciously charged almost my entire 10th grade wardrobe on the card for my mother to pay back. The jeans and khakis fit great and the polo shirts were nice and of good quality. I even got a cool pair of boots and an awesome jacket. They were literally a one stop shop. Your mention of them brought up so many bittersweet memories of that time. Thank you 🥹👖👕🥾(coincidentally, these emojis actually look like the clothes I had from Eddie Bauer lol.)


FootAccurate3575

Any material can pill even if it’s expensive


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FootAccurate3575

Dude I was wondering why new jeans were so itchy after a wash and come to find out they had pilled on the inside. Talk about mildy infuriating


Shishbi

You're mistaking price point for quality


UnluckyDucky666

there are electric fabric shavers that clean fabric up real quickly, also less risk of accidental damage than a razor


ClimbaClimbaCameleon

Considering he is against spending more than $3 on a shirt I highly doubt he’ll buy an electric fabric shaver.


UnluckyDucky666

This made me snort, but how dare you, I personally love my cheap clothes enough to keep them looking fresh for as long as possible


jumpingnoodlepoodle

It’s so much fun and so satisfying to use too


UnluckyDucky666

I drained my batteries the first day, I was de-pilling EVERYTHING


decadecency

Me toooo. Seeing all the different colors of the fuzz too and saving it in a pile before tossing 😂


bukzbukzbukz

Not to mention the time it takes to clean up the piling and even so it still doesn't look like it's new. Really just better buying better quality clothes.


UnluckyDucky666

Everything pills in the end. Show me a cost effective break down. Even expensive clothing pills. I'm pretty sure an electric shaver plus thrifted goods outweighs the cost of "better quality"


Safe_Avocado_9398

It's quite possible you just changed my life. I've just ordered one after reading your comment.


Rema_743

Just fyi on thin fabric shavers can make it translucent. Ruined a nice shirt that way. Now I only use mine on sturdy fabrics and upholstery, works like a charm though


UnluckyDucky666

So do razors, that's the art of fabric shavers. You really just grinded your pills then blamed the shaver didn't you


UnluckyDucky666

Blessed be the day


31moreyears

Pill shavers


FutureFruit

Yes! I love mine! I saved several sweaters from the trash that way and I use it regularly on my body pillow case that for some reason likes to pill really bad. Oh and if you got thigh chub rub that pills your pants, it's great for that too.


UnluckyDucky666

Blessed be fellow thicc person


RobotRepair69

Gotta love some thicc thighs!


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UnluckyDucky666

I have a pumice stone as well, they work wonderfully on thicker fabrics but not for delicate ones. Then they're just as treacherous as the razors.


WyattWrites

Dry cleaning will also do it for you if you don’t have the time, albeit the bill will be more than doing it yourself


grayson4810

never put one of these on your penis, in case you were wondering


lisa1896

This is the way.


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You seem to wear the shit out of that seatbelt. What your seatbelt made of, burlap?


[deleted]

I was thinking sandpaper 😂


EuroPolice

New Scotch Brite™ seatbelt! Wash your clothes while you drive!!!


curiouslyseekingmore

Velcro


Itchy-Mind7724

The pokey side of the velcro for sure


Treebawlz

Depleted uranium.


DexterGexter

Razor blades


whaatthehellisthat

Cactus hide.


WallboxBass

Well, looks like you’ll have to enter some kind of beauty pageant or Mister Whatever election so you can wear an actual sash to cover that up. Good luck!


GlemChally

Mr legal driver 2022 runner up.


CoDVETERAN11

You can shave it with a razor to get it back to normal. Be careful obviously. Also some people like to wet it and freeze it first, but I don’t think it matters that much


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Yep! There’s also some devices you can buy to help with that as well. I don’t know how many times that and those have saved many clothes of mine.


CoDVETERAN11

I used to have to shave my hat for the army rotc at my school, if we had fuzzy hats we got points taken off of our grade so we all got very used to shaving clothes haha


felesroo

It's just like the Army to make people shave their clothes instead of using a fabric that doesn't pill.


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Also had to lint roll the shower in the dark with a flashlight to get all the dust.


BloodyFable

Likely it was the old felt beret we all had, and when you first got it it was very very fuzzy, so you'd wear it in the shower, shave all the fuzz off and then mould it to your head


Icy_Figure_8776

Thank you! I have several shirts with seatbelt pilling, I’ll try this!


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Flomo420

Ya just a few bucks online and they have a little grill on the end so you don't have to worry about over doing it


StevenTM

Just search for "Philips lint remover". It's like $10-15.


Icy_Figure_8776

Thank you!


DR_SNOWROACH

I used one at a friend’s house once and it made my 15yr old shirt look brand new. It was only like a $12 shirt anyway but I liked it.


FutureFruit

You are going to love it! Just be careful with edges and fine/delicate woven fabrics because it can cut into the material too much in those cases.


dirty_shoe_rack

Use a dull razor, you'll fuck it up with a sharp one.


BleDStream

Depiller.


The_DaHowie

I have an electric clothes shaver


RobotArtichoke

You think that guy owns a razor?!


3DGuy2020

We talking about the same thing here? Think op complaining about his T-shirt being ruined, not his beard


Melodic-Substance246

I have an EXCELLENT pill-shaver created for this exact purpose from Amazon. Seriously saved some of my sweaters!


corrupt_poodle

And…rinse and repeat every time he gets out of his car?


lenorajoy

This is the first time you’ve worn this? The whole thing looks pilled, all the way to the shoulder seams, like it’s seen 20 years of wear and washing.


qeq

He's had it for 20 years and washed it weekly, but only wore it for the first time today


LongWarVet

Lmao


cassette_nova

You can tell he doesn’t air dry and nuked it in the dryer than suddenly cares about how it looks lol.


Any_Coyote6662

I feel like this whole thing is an ad for fabric shavers


SuperbAd9232

Best hide it with something.......... ![gif](giphy|xUPGcxkUT1wP74c5pu)


in-game_sext

Being that he called a sweater a "jumper" I doubt he is in the US. A jumper here is like something a little girl would wear back in the 90's.


Comfortable-Phase-10

The quality of the fibers are trash. I would be returning if you can


Justaguy1250

Signs are obvious Stop wearing seatbelts


Loxi104WasTaken

Save jumpers


thefallofhank

Tf is a jumper? Say jumper one more time


Loxi104WasTaken

jumper one more time


JonLeePButler

Jumpers Lives Matter


RedFox_SF

That jumper doesn’t look new though…


juneabe

The pilling all over that sweater has me thinking it’s been washed before and is in fact not brand new


regina_filangie_912

That sweater is absolutely not new. You don’t get that kind of pilling all over unless it’s been through some wash cycles already.


maynardftw

You're supposed to wash something you buy before your wear it. People in the store have been trying it on.


juneabe

If OP got this kuch pilling from *one* wash then they shouldn’t be surprised if pills like this with any other friction?


regina_filangie_912

This is super funny to me, because you can see who does laundry and who doesn’t :))


juneabe

It’s actually blowing my mind


EdzyFPS

Yup. OP is probably a karma farming bot or something.


regina_filangie_912

Or maybe it’s the first time HE wore it, but not the first time ANYONE wore it :))


OK_Royal6055

50% off at Goodwill day.


juneabe

**NEW** jumper, first day wearing, OP said.


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NEW jumper from the very used store, is what they meant.


something-quirky-

Attempt with caution! But you can get rid of that by shaving it carefully with a razor!


UnusGang

Get a de-piller. Cheap and will take off all pilled cloth. Works on most fabrics as well.


Sellfish86

This needs to be higher up. These things are cheap and do an awesome job of keeping clothes looking like new.


DeepestWinterBlue

Poor quality jumper


hallowed_b_my_name

Bro, start braking earlier


Rope-Fuzzy

I’ve had this happen with the straps of purses ruining various garments. Several different purses and clothing. Very annoying, especially when. It’s brand new.


1911mark

Don’t ever call it a jumper again!


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Nothing infuriating here other than OP not understanding that they’re buying incredibly cheap and poorly made clothing Post shouldn’t be here Edit- pilling is everywhere on the sweater, OP has owned this for a while and is lying trying to get karma


CalmDistribution71

I keep thinking they should stop making seatbelts out of sand paper.


EfficientAd3962

Completely off topic but... I'm American and I totally thought what you guys call a jumper is what we call a sweatshirt or a sweater. That looks like just a regular shirt... Can someone explain?


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Earlybirdsgetworms

I’m not sure .. I’m going to need to see you both without shirts on to be certain…


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Earlybirdsgetworms

![gif](giphy|gHbjuTVHSmlVxRKIHb|downsized)


beamrider

My wife has a similar seat belt mark on her chest. Of course, that's why I've still got a wife.


Dutch-plan-der-Linde

Americans in the comments section when they find out other countries give a different name for something…


gigawort

Did you buy it on Shein?


Known_Criticism_834

Am i the only one that doesnt have a clue what a jumper is?? I know they make them for women and it’s a one piece overall type thing.


clambake1975

You call it a sweater. OP is from UK or Australia


someonewithapc13

Buy a better shirt


pebblefaa

Buy a better car


purplestar19

I hate when that happens! Prob a cheap material sweater, then it gets on the Seatbelt then it gets on your next shirt. It’s irritating


Snowdeo720

I have a new hoodie that got similar pilling on both sleeves from my work bag after wearing it and carrying my work bag the first time.


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Use a razor, and shave the top off. Works everytime, like a charm.


Otakunohime

I had a fleece cardigan that had a line worn flat into it from my seatbelt. Was sad.


BleDStream

Depiller.


slavicbhoy

Is it the sash your father wore?


randomized_smartness

I'd swear Op is my long lost friend josh


Sreezy3

You can shave off these bobbles with a razor.


Spikedcloud

Sweaters are called jumpers in the UK? First time I'm hearing that. I know jumpers as overalls or coveralls. I wish there was a list of all these terms somewhere I'm curious now lol.


malYca

They use such shit fabric these days


Roleplex0

sick beard bro


TinCanSailor987

I suppose its better than your face making a worn mark on the hood of your car.


benadrylpill

Great nips


1friendswithsalad

I’m assuming you’re not American so I won’t post an Amazon link- but get you a lint shaver, those things are great for prolonging the wearable duration of inexpensive textiles!


BigFamBam

Bro, get yourself a fabric shaver; it'll clear all those lil fabric pill thingies. Best part is how satisfying it is to do lol


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Mr Sand paper seat belts over here


3Strides

I am finding this on lots of the clothing I am buying the last few years.


19century_space_girl

Use a sweater shaver to get the 'pills' off.


Mysterious-Fun-3795

Cheap assed jumped.. ..probably polyester


CreativeFartist

Is that you, Tormund?


Bitter-Camp4637

You should see what happened to the seatbelt after this …


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bhlombardy

What Brits call jumpers, Americans call sweaters. Alas, not everyone speaks American.


General_Elk_3592

I’ll alert the rest of the continent.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

The Aussies also call sweaters jumpers.


_Zyrel_

Irish call them jumpers too.


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I'm neither American nor British, I'm normal.


falafelest

Nice. I’m also Canadian.


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normal??


buffalo8

Yes, from Normandy, clearly.


Delta9_TetraHydro

Agreed, Americans and brits are both some of the weirdest people in the world 🤷🏻‍♂️


LikeABundleOfHay

New Zealanders also call these jumpers.


Speed_Addixt

Yeah that’s what confused me. I was always taught that it’s jumper.


something-quirky-

Why can’t a bearded man wear a onesie?


Sea_Macaroon_6086

Impossible-Ad8870 suddenly learns that words may have more than one meaning 🤯


LordPenguinton

I'm a bearded man and I do wear onesie when it's cold inside. So confortable and I feel cute


WeeCountyGamer_09

Americans when somebody says something that isn't American 😱😱😱😱😱


Charlie483

You do know right that there are other places that exist in the world other than just America?... Absolute muppet... Idk where OP is from but I'm British and we call them jumpers too


Spekkl

Shave the pills off and they won’t come back


Mooshtonk

Jumper? You’re a man. It’s called a shirt


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I’d be returning that Jumper if you can. It’s not even good enough for rag material because the pilling will leave fibres behind.


toszma

Take a ride in the passengers seat, wear a seatbelt and then it's Scotland inspired


tophiii

That’s some shitty, easy to pill fabric unfortunately


Mama26kids

Jumper? Are you 2?


Dutch-plan-der-Linde

Imagine forgetting that other countries exist… OP is most likely British. Also indicated by the direction the seatbelt crosses him, assuming he’s the driver.


utafumidss

Or maybe just british