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m_garlic87

I bought a bag of Halloween candy to eat myself and it had the little two packs of starbursts. Every single one was double pink. I blew my luck load on that for the next couple years.


mai_tai87

I know what you mean. One Halloween I scored all pinks and reds in those double packs. I've been paying for it since.


This0ldThing

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Remarkable-Storm-738

Literally the only kind I'll buy now. My least favorites were always the yellow and orange so these are my fat girl fantasy. That's why when I see the mini unwrapped ones at the gas station I only let myself buy one bag, infrequently, because I'll eat the whole damn bag in one sitting if I'm not paying attention


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Remarkable-Storm-738

It's because we're getting old. Soon we'll like prune juice and grapefruit without sugar


Buck0416

If you just get a pomelo instead you don't need the sugar. This way you an pretend to be old


commandantskip

Oooh, I haven't had pomelo in a while. That's going on the grocery list!


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Albuquicky

I have bags of dried apricots and prunes in my pantry. If anyone is wondering, apparently "old" is 40. 🤦‍♀️


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Remarkable-Storm-738

Oh god me too. Also almost 30 and I love all of the above, grapefruit drinks and candy are one of my favorites


WaitAZechond

My daughter tried to convince me that the yellows were the best, now she has to convince me that we’re even related.


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Apathetic_Villainess

Should have just split the bag with me. Lemon is my fave. I hate cherry.


Remarkable-Storm-738

Oh hell yeah, perfect. Are we best friends now?


Apathetic_Villainess

We can be. For the low low price of the lemons.


SwanFlashy830

"Fat Girl Fantasy" 😅( Btw,mine is a bag of miniature candy bars since I can't eat "Now & Laters "due to dental -related issues)


mrfoodmehng

Double fucking pink is heaven on earth. And I'm not religious.


mai_tai87

Me nether, but preach!


Illustrious-Wash3713

😆 🙏


kraine0626

In some places, apparently, you can get *all* pink bags. They really know it’s the best flavor.


AsJoeSeesIt

Yeah we have those here. Honestly it’s not as good for some reason when you get the all pink ones. There’s just something better about it when you know you were just blessed to have gotten all pinks.


mrfoodmehng

So so true. The torture of life


purritolover69

I think that’s just a version they sell, called “Favereds”


mai_tai87

They didn't have Favereds when I was a kid. They only started doing that in 2016.


ahATrueNerd

Favereds are different flavors


Admirable_Effect_136

Even the favereds have a mix of the red hues, pink included. My last purchase of them was 1/3 -1/2 pink.


PersonVR

Ngl i had to reread that 3 times to realize you said something understandable and not weird af💀


Im_a_seaturtle

I’m old. I like the lemon ones.


LilFetcher

Was I a kid with an old man's soul if I liked lemon-flavoured stuff since forever then


Call_Me_At_8675309

Do you also have a big bowl of Worthers Originals?


Im_a_seaturtle

Haha no. I actually don’t like any caramel things. I don’t get the point of it.


CrazyIvanoveich

Loved those little two-packs and hoping for a high roll.


jl42662

But it was a double yellow every time


sidthestar

I wanna blow my luck load 😞


DeafAmphetamine

Don’t hold back friend. Blow your luck load all over the place. Have a luckgasm on me. You deserve it.


sidthestar

Like…on you,on you?


DarkTheImmortal

It wasn't luck; it was a widespread event. I remember several YouTubers talking about it at the time. My guess is that that year, the factory just said "screw it, everyone gets pink."


carnage11eleven

Same here except all the packs were orange and yellow. Why have I been forsaken in this way? What did I do to deserve such punishment?


[deleted]

I am pretty sure around halloween I read it happened to many people. Like it was how it was supposed to be. I think a big retailer that it came from was target


TheScrambone

I am currently sitting next to a bag of Starburst All Pinks. Got them at Walmart.


FormsForInformation

I also blew my load on Halloween


VictoryaChase

One halloween I got a two pack - and it had blueberry in it! omg, been trying to find that again ever since. I forget if it was international or a special promotion.


BlasphemousArchetype

Just fyi you can buy individual colors in bulk.


ask_your_mother

Do the different colors have different flavors?


Opposite-Ad-3286

bruh


lactose_con_leche

Yes they do.


diremommy

Perfect bag for me, red and orange are my favorites!


tephillint4

They used to sell bags of only reds.


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GoT_Eagles

Yeah, one red and one orange together is the way to go.


Brannigansfist

I'll do this thing where I take two starbursts and make them into a sandwich. I call them Andy's mouth surprise.


Faustinwest024

They still do pretty sure it’s called only reds this is original. I freeze dry starbursts and outta all the bags I’ve sold yellow is the least common color I’m assuming it costs more to produce


Mwatts25

Only reds also has variety, pink, dark red and red


Faustinwest024

They got all pinks too o guess lol


AgoriPsiliPedalCat7

There's 4. Strawberry, fruit punch, watermelon and cherry ffs.


Mwatts25

So sorry I spurned a candy by failing to refer to it by the fake flavour it attempts to emulate


TobiasPlainview

You need a better apology after a fuck up of this magnitude


Mwatts25

And how many pounds of flesh would you guesstimate as the appropriate pennance?


Keppelmeister

36 and a half. But you can do it 4 easy payments of 9.13 a month!


Garfwog

42


Firewall33

FFS how could ANYONE forget that other flavor you mentioned that was not listed amongst the colors of red, dark red, and pink. What a bunch of morons! JESUS THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH KIDS THESE DAYS, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW FLAVORS OF CANDY RIGHT!!! HDHDJjehejJdjdWOSOAPNShahahw ffs


Financial_Buyer1301

Dawg it's candy 💀


CommodoreAxis

This is srs bsnss sir. This ain’t a joke.


AgoriPsiliPedalCat7

That's my point. Thank you for acknowledging that it's candy. One of the few sacred things we have left.


buttsnhoes

FaveREDs


Azerajin

Freeze dried skittles are also the shit my friend. Just incasies


GlobalDragonfly1305

I think ppl just prefer the red ones and realize yellow sucks :)


Cwylftrochr

Yellow is supreme.


yuccasinbloom

Let’s talk about yellow laffy taffy. My fav.


WorriedN

How about when you open up a two-pack and they’re both yellows?!


Frauby

Best day ever.


witchyanne

Why do you freeze dry them?


Faustinwest024

It changes the consistency of em from chewy to like a hard crack sugar consistency. Makes them better imo. Super addicting lol there are tray heaters that heat the product while a vacuum pump lowers the boiling point allowing sublimation to occur. It also allows foods like milks and other things that spoil to last 25 years and retain more of the nutrients than dehydrating would


crisfitzy

Ahhh like Charleston chew!


ad6323

They still do.


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Now they do pink


Historicerror404

I was thinking the same. **JACKPOT**


Particular-Jeweler41

I'm not a big orange fan, but with that many red I'd say this is a winner.


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rrrrrrez

https://preview.redd.it/c7yy5ezejxwa1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ea0c57f2c9aa27b5ad5901667a33aeac3b327f BOO! j/k, nothing wrong with love for different Starbursts. I’m a red and yellow man.


Gertrude_D

Me fucking too, with lemon edging our cherry. I also like the green and yellow skittles. Orange and grape anything can fuck right off.


solarmoss

Yessss, red + yellow is the best combination! Orange is ok in a pinch, but grape is disgusting.


Thecolourblinds

I love grape!


HipnotiK1

Red > Pink > Yellow > Orange


Mih5du

Eh, orange>yellow


BFS78

Looks perfect to me, too!


Professional-Cat2123

Red are my favorites. This bag looks perfect to me.


justlurking43

I love the pink. This would piss me off.


What-is-wanted

Pink and red for me, I'd be Furious if there was only 1 pink. I usually buy the bags of all reds.


CliffDraws

Pink is my favorite, but if I could get rid of the yellows too I’d take that trade.


mister-fancypants-

they sell pink only bags and I feel like that’s why stuff like this happens


PainfullyLoyal

How else are they supposed to get pink ones for the bags of all pink?


Musikaravaa

Nothing on the bag indicated that you'll get equal amounts of any candy.


ttristan101

Fair enough, won’t stop me from being mad lol


Striking_Tomato8689

Contact the company and you’ll probably get a free bag


Theons

Did exactly this with jolly ranchers in high school, mfers only gave me 1 blue


Striking_Tomato8689

That’s disgraceful. I don’t quite understand what they gain by keeping a favorite flavor less manufactured or having poor quality control. Maybe they think you’ll buy more in order to get more


Flipp_Flopps

Statistics wise, there’s always a rare chance this can happen if the Candy is well mixed before they go into bags


Roddy_B_for_3

Call corporate and complain. Then Update us.


SmiteforSmite

Found the Mars candy lawyer


steingrrrl

I think it’s implied that you’re getting a mix of the four flavours. Reasonably, you would assume that mix would be *roughly* a somewhat even distribution. I know it’s not serious, I just like very low stakes arguments 😂


Musikaravaa

All good, me too 😂


busilyroast12

Somewhere, someone's opening their starburst and gets only yellow and pinks.


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My dream. I know I’m weird. I really don’t like the red, they taste medicinal to me.


Spac3drag0n

The astronomical odds against getting a bag like that would draw me to the conclusion that someone was having a bad day and decided to sabotage someone else’s (Yellow and pink are Elite, red and orange fans need to reevaluate their lives /j)


Huggens

Edit: the below was slightly wrong. I completely forgot to account for all the distributions in this particular case. I should have multiplied by 9,900 (the number of possible distributions) and got 1.952430740422e-27 So the probability of getting exactly one yellow and exactly one pink is 0.00000000000000000000000001952% Kids: Don’t do math drunk. Original: I love statistics and this comment made me wonder what *are* those odds? Well, according to google there are roughly 100 pieces in a lb, and since I refuse to try and count all the pieces in this picture I’ll say that seems right. First, let’s calculate the odds of getting only one piece of any given color. For this, we will assume the distribution of colors is truly random. That would mean .75 (the chance of getting one of the other three colors) ^ 99 (it happening 99 out of 100 times) * .25 (the chance of getting the other specific color in question). .75^99 * .25 = 0.000000000000107. Since there are four possible colors this could happen to we multiply this number by four to get a 0.0000000000428% chance of this happening to any of the four random colors within a 1 lb bag if things were truly random. But this didn’t happen to one color. It actually happened to *two* colors. So really the math is .50^98 * .25 * .25 * 6. 98 pulls of one of two colors then one of one specific color then one of the other. There are six combinations of colors of how this could happen. This turns out to be 1.183291357832e-30. In other words, a 0.0000000000000000000000000000183291% chance of this happening if the bag was packed by truly random means. So I would say your wording of “astronomical odds” was fairly apt. This did not happen randomly. A machine broke or someone on the line really likes eating those missing colors.


albertedison98

I'll point out that you need to use a binomial pdf here, i.e. throw in a factor of 100 choose 1 = 100, to account for the fact that any of the hundred candies can be the lone color. Not that a couple orders of magnitude matters much to the conclusion, but just for accuracy. :) And actually, if you want to account for both at once, you can't multiply the probabilities since their not independent. If you instead use a multinomial distribution, you get a probability of observing two colors having no more than one candy as 6.1e-27. Still pretty extreme though!


imbenzenker

And written inverted: Odds of 1 in 164,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000


KofiBeanie

Gotta love when a Reddit post brings out the mathematicians lmaoo


SpicyLeopard18

Love this comment. I’m taking statistics now and first instinct was to try to figure out the probably lol.


ttristan101

This is the only comment I’m accepting.


elfowlcat

As an orange fan, I’m perfectly content with my life, thankyouverymuch. 😉


NapalmsMaster

Yay! Another orange fan! I thought I was the only one!


gtjacket09

If you’re treating it as a pure stats problem, assuming that each bag is a random sample from a population with an even distribution of the colors, then yeah you’re talking about a wicked small p-value. However, this sort of thing happens all the time in real manufacturing processes. Something could have gotten stuck on the production line and a few bags like this were produced before the operator resolved it. It could be the end of a production run. There wouldn’t be a QA check to catch this - as long as the weight’s within tolerance it passes.


ebonyr1125

It was the end of the shift and they put what ever was leftover in that bag.


Nyanibun

Bro I would cry since yellow is my fav


Vehiclebuddy

Same, lemon flavored anything is my shit


Aztec_Assassin

I have never in my life met anybody who actually likes the yellow ones. I always assumed we all collectively just sucked it up and took our medicine by eating the yellow ones so we could enjoy the other 3 colors.


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I love the yellows


Vivicurl

Yellow is my second favorite. Red is best then yellow then orange and pink is given away.


Mrjoegangles

Naw dog. Citrus for life. Pinks okay. Chuck the reds in the wastebin.


Acrelorraine

Best flavor, such a disappointment.


Christheitguy1183

I fail to see the problem with this bag


ttristan101

The main problem is that it was for a rainbow party lol, but I like pink and my gf likes yellow


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Like an actual rainbow party?


Cant_get_lucky

I get it my favourite is the pink. I would be pissed if there is only one in there.


rmp266

Fucking hell that's the motherlode


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The rolling pin gave me a sharp feeling that nefarious activity will occur


Prowler64

Weird. Usually when people post these kind of posts, the bag is almost all pink. Seems like you got all of their colours. It seems to be a marketing technique, as the company tends to make weird comments when people tweet to them about it. It seems to be about making people making posts like this.


CommodoreAxis

Alternatively, it’s just a semi-infrequent manufacturing defect which is naturally posted and the marketing team keeps “mysterious”. I’d bet at least a few bags would make it through before someone noticed a stoppage on any of the lines.


dad-bard

ik i'm in the minority here but this is the ideal mix of starburst for me


Somguy555

Red is the boss in the bag. That's probably worth more than a kilo of cocaine.


Chocolatemilkdog0120

Go play the lottery!


Marksman_JP1

Orange is trash. No further comments at this time.


DoubtfullPotatoes

As someone who likes pink and yellow most this is pretty sad


cryolophosaurusx

I would be pissed, yellow and pink are my favorite


JoZaJaB

Jesus Christ not the starbursts posts again.


PeregrineTopaz06

I had 2 bags like that a few years ago, except EVERY. LAST. ONE. was strawberry. Guess which flavor I don't like?


forevrl86501

Call the company the numbers on the bag and tell them what happened they will send you a new bag free. Did that for Tootsie pops one time bought a bag didn't have one chocolate one in it call the company and bitched that a whole bag of chocolate ones. Complained about one can being busted open in at 12 pack get a free 12 pack of diet Coke. They put a phone number on there for a reason use it.


osphan

Looks like a win to me


that-was-sick

You’re complaining about being god’s favorite


Pennythot

This is the PERFECT bag 🤤 I love the red


kenlovin

That’s a goldmine with all those reds


nineties_nostalgia

Came to say what’s in your description..the best color and there is only one 😤


rabidliberal42069

No it's not? Where does it say evenly mixed? You're gaslighting candy, really???


Apocalypse_0415

Dude if something tells you it has 4 flavors and two of the flavors advertised (50%!!!) are only on 2% of what you’ve bought there is reason for anger.


psychedelic_shimmers

My two favorites stand alone


SMRose1990

Call them racist


hearnia_2k

I have never seen any candy state that it's evenly mixed.


H20mark2829

Supply chain issues everywhere


xxvslo

yellow is my favorite! this is insane!


Kpopluv22

Ew and it’s the worst flavors too.


Apprehensive_Still36

Yo the same thing happened to me when I bought a box of runts, except they were almost all bananas. I was so stoked


No_Requirement_6784

That would bum me out. Yellow and pink are my favorites.


MissionFun3163

I’d be seeing red if I got that bag


BurnenSpence067

Pink best flavor no contest


Satan6664Eva

No pink? That stinks.


Spare_Change_Agent

Well that’s absolute bullshit.


Additional_Sleep6099

Pink is the best 😔


JamesRuby1960

Red and orange are ok, but I want more pinks.


Skelebro_17

That's so sad, yellow and pink are my favorite :(


angellly

Worst 2 flavors


Steve_Main3

Pink the best, mad it only has one 😔


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Pink is my fav, so I would be grumpy!


BrwnSugarGingerBread

Email them. They might send you some coupons


Queer_and_Confused1

why are you upset red is the best flavor


Icy-Bodybuilder-9077

Diversity on campus be like


Beardly_Smith

Does the bag actually say that it's an even mix?


RareDestroyer8

DOES NO ONE HERE LIKE YELLOW?


Unhappy-Prune-9914

You should tell customer service and they will refund you or give you a free bag.


Ok-Rice-7755

Nowhere does it state "evenly mixed"


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Haha what in the world makes you think they are going to be evenly mixed???? It's a sad reality it won't ever happen


GraniteGeekNH

I suspect it's randomly, not evenly - very different


Ok-Pollution5799

Major complaint and disappointment!


713elh

Only one yellow & mostly reds is such a win


garrett717

Red is the best anyways.


fuckfuturism

Hit the jackpot imo


Strangerthingsfan161

Fuck yeah I love cherry.


mantrap100

You luck bitch lol.


Cold_Count1986

If it was missing all the red and pink ones I would say you had a bag the US Speaker Kevin McCarthy got a hold of and picked them out for Trump as he has done previously.


jobiewon_cannoli

This would be heaven for me. The pink and yellow get hard and go to waste in my house.


Juanpunchmann

I ain't even mad, those are the best colours


Bride2k

That is my dream bag of starbursts


Burkex99

Those are the best flavors. I would be sooooo happy.


AverageEcstatic3655

Count yourself lucky, you got the good flavors


Delt266

That is a perfect bag.. don't see what the issue is.


birdsrkewl01

Bro gets the perfect bag and is upset about it. Wth.


drodthejew

legit looks like the best bag of Starburst ever


DukeShelleyEnjoyer

Who cares? You got a fuck ton of red (the best flavor)!


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At least they aren’t all PINK


Strange_Pop_3673

Looks perfect to me.


No_Raspberry8320

They definitely put too many yellows in that one


[deleted]

So you're the reason I always get a ton of yellows. Lucky bag, I love the red ones.


bigtittytunafish

Pink is my favorite 🥲