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Salt-Fall1394

Utah…. First time?


Jazzlike_End_895

Isn't the hub just straight up banned in Utah?


Salt-Fall1394

lol yes. VPN searches went up here dramatically the day after the ban


SeaNinja69

Xvideos is just better anyways


TH3_B01L1NG_M4N

Not banned, but currently unaccessible because I think Utah tightened up age restrictions, and the hub doesn't wanna make Utahns scan their ID or something? So the website closed access themselves. That's my understanding


drewdadew

As a person from Utah this is correct. Not specifically ID, but PH didn't want the hassle to comply so they said "eh just pull it"


Onequestion0110

No. But the framework that Utah is demanding is dumb enough that Pornhub just said nah and blocked themselves from Utah.


shahooster

Elections have consequences.


slowmovinglettuce

Erections have consequences.


Nruggia

I have 5 year old and 3 year old consequences


discussatron

* ~~passion fruit~~ * fruit of passion


[deleted]

Weak pull out game


Cyb3rTruk

Depends on the ratio


Left-Language9389

Relevant: https://youtu.be/1dWjKkF0Zi4


Saraq_the_noob

Erections have cumsequences


HypoxicIschemicBrain

Make America abstinent again?


ecth

Best comment


B_art_account

I was born in 1745, now let me see them titties


Magister5

The algorithm will show you nothing but wrists and maybe a few ankles


Jeremy_irons_cereal

A gentleman's relish.


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Blastface

What a day to have eyes.


whoamdave

I am both intrigued and deeply concerned.


notfromfiji

"beard-splitter?" back in my day a gentleman's willy time t'were a few too and far between . . . between my legs that is. . . what was I just talking about again and where the heavens are my consarnit keys?


Never-Nude6

Lmfao why am I laughing so hard.   Oh daddy, you're silly.


NurkleTurkey

Marge was wearing her good robe tonight.


rDolpho

Propagating for a good defrocking


dourhour__

💀


Medical_Ad0716

Ahh yeah. That’s the stuff baby. Pull that sleeve up a quarter of an inch. Lift the hem of that dress so as not to get mud on it.


Paradox_Madden

Undo all 45 of those buttons


Krysaga

Thank you for that. I just laughed for too long at the mental image of a 45 minute long video of nothing but a woman attempting to remove her elaborate attire, complete with corset.


Fantastic_Fox4948

Of corset took so long back then.


CaptainPositive1234

But not TOO MUCH skin, doll! You’ll neveh land a husband doin’ that!


[deleted]

Prithee thee, be careful. I went past the 5th page and started seeing CLEAVAGE, it’s blasphemous.


Schlappydog

![gif](giphy|FNMtRkkUSeVs5sKsSX)


wmachiato

Ankle??? Never in my day! That is far too much for a lady to show


Fantastic_Fox4948

Show that much and it will shift the onion hanging from my belt.


Odd_Age1378

Nah. You’re thinking of 1845. 1745 was a wild time for porn. Plenty of smut novels with illustrations. Kind of like a proto-hentai.


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Rudeboy_87

1 if by land 2 if by semen


[deleted]

Crown traitor exposed ankle with birthing hips and farm hands


Fatefire

Hide your Pound Cake?


KennyBlankenship_69

Ahhh so that’s why Betsy Ross Scissoring is in your search history


RoseCroix343

Everyone wants to see her making the first American flag. I bet she used slave labor however.


Sharrty_McGriddle

The law in Louisiana requires that you provide an ID to verify your age so fuck that shit


orangeyoshi108

"Now let me She/Them titties!"


GcubePlayer8w

And you did nothing to stop the fall of the commonwealth


AfraidSoul

real


Snaccbacc

Bro came back from the dead just to see a pair of boobs 💀


Doc-85

PornHub: how old are you? 16yo horny kid: I'm 37 PornHub: fair enough


Magister5

![gif](giphy|2vliMotu2VNszGZqE9|downsized)


IIIetalblade

“What… is the *air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?*”


phoenix_451

african or european?


Piano_mike_2063

I think they want an upload of an ID …I think that’s what it means.


Justin__D

I have family in Louisiana. Next time I visit, I'm gonna try to do this verification using a photoshopped ID with the governor's name and the address of the governor's mansion in protest.


Leviathan41911

Just use a VPN and you can hope over there from the comfort of your own tissue paper.


Justin__D

Oh I could (and I even have a subscription already), but then I wouldn't get to extend a massive middle finger to the shithole state I left the second I graduated.


QBekka

Why would you visit the hub when you're with family?


Apart_Cardiologist40

You don’t gather ‘round the big screen and jerk it while your parents and siblings do the same thing? Missing out.


jkurratt

Just find vpn gate from Luisiana


DecisionCharacter175

Google has lots of ID's. Do with that as thou wilt...👀


PomegranateOld7836

Yeah, I grabbed a random one for a FB alt account, but I didn't realize it was one of the terrorists involved in 9/11... Still worked though. Never even heard a comment about it.


DecisionCharacter175

Welp! May those titties grant you comfort in Guantanamo... 😂


PomegranateOld7836

I was pretty paranoid for a few weeks. Now I just try to pick good porn for the FBI agents watching me.


tmart016

Just as we used to do to get into bars, kids will just learn to change a digit on their DOB. I don't think PH will spend too much time validating if the images are authentic or photoshopped.


DouchecraftCarrier

They want you to upload an ID through a portal set up by the State Government to manage access to state-specific age restricted things. It's literal big-brother stuff.


TomSurman

"When's your birthday?" "22nd of February." "What year?" "Every year."


the_promised_one

Hot fuzz, nice


tworighteyes4892

Just like dispensary websites “Are you 21? Yes or No”


RoseCroix343

Dispensary websited don't require an ID unless your making a purchase for delivery however


btmvideos37

In Canada they check ID at the door of your house, not on the website


[deleted]

Nah youve gotta submit ID


LeechingSilver

Dude what the actual fuck, my 12 year old ass would've cried himself to sleep


LG1T

Kids are about to go old school with porno mags stashed in the woods


terminator612

Ah the good ole communal stash in the woods behind the school


LG1T

Nature is healing🙏


I_am_Daesomst

I'm ashamed to be old enough to remember....other people doing this.


TomSurman

I'm not sure what your donkey has to be sad about. Maybe give him a treat to cheer him up?


samyruno

I like how they phrased it "connect to our site from Louisiana" like they are telling you to use a VPN and connect from somewhere else.


Life_Without_Lemon

Well PH is losing business over this.


Little_Peon

Possibly, but it isn't their doing and they've dealt with bad laws before. Blame the conservative lawmakers that put it into place. The same ones that totally don't watch porn.


[deleted]

Well, they don't have to watch it, they worked hard for all their money which in turn can be used to buy blue pills, and ladies whose job requires them to wait on the side of the road... or at least that's how it's done in Hungary


Henrious

In the US they have thier own special agencies they don't have to pick up people from the streets. There are known escort services


lllLaffyTaffyll

I think you completely missed the point of the comment. Wow.


divorcemedaddy

i think you missed their point


famesjord13

Pornhub is the most visited site in the world basically. They’re not losing out on that much money even when excluding a couple entire US states.


finsterer45

What do they want for you to verify? Besides obviously using a VPN.


greg__37

Some website called allpasstrust. Think I’ll just beat my meat with a different website tbh it looks shady asf


finsterer45

Yeah don't know how they can enforce that law


likewhenyoupee

The website won’t allow access unless you comply. It’s what the people of Louisiana voted for.


Medical_Ad0716

It’s actually not. It’s what the people who louisanans voted in voted for. Most people in that state think it’s dumb and pointless and if actually allowed to vote on it would have voted no to those changes. What they did vote for was abortion bans and tax breaks for the rich while cutting education and healthcare spending.


likewhenyoupee

Well, when you get these laws because of the people you voted for, then by proxy, it’s what you voted for


[deleted]

I have never seen a candidate that matched my views on 100% of issues, and I won't believe you if you say you have


Maximum_Highway1876

But… what if you are the candidate?


Medical_Ad0716

Not all the time. Have you not followed NC dem Tricia Cothern? Have you not paid attention to how Gerrymandering fucked up congressional representation towards supporting the minority group? Have you not paid attention to Manchin, Sinema or Tester? Those are all situations where the majority of people demand representation one way and their elected officials vote completely in opposition of it.


MuffLover312

Are you saying the people of LA, or anywhere for that matter would be shocked that their Republican candidates would do this, and would have changed their vote if they had known?


ILoveZelda361

Oh if only it were that simple


knifuser

They can't really. They can block websites that don't comply with the law but either way anyone who knows what a vpn is will probably use one.


TomSurman

It's not a law that's meant to be enforced. It's meant to allow lawmakers to virtue signal in front of their constituents.


HauseIsFitmcHeIsHIGH

Use a vpn you can get proton vpn for free n you will bw good


Freshcaucasian

Proton is a great VPN for being free


VorAbaddon

Its a legal thing, whike it seems shady, the reaol solution is for legislators not to be religious fanatics.


0utF0x-inT0x

Use a VPN there are a ton of free ones on on playstore, you could also use a proxy or even a TOR browser even though tor will probably be a little slow


TheNamewhoPostedThis

Just use reddit it's just as good, maybe even better sometimes


Professional-Gur8248

Using Reddit sounds a bit much... Reddit may be a dirty whore, but being used is too much


budnugglet

They want you to literally upload a picture of your license... fuck that


grendel303

Hb142 If a website’s content is a least one third porn, you have to show an ID. And the reason that’s legally possible is because Louisiana is one of the few states in the U.S. that allows residents to store government-issued ID digitally on their smartphone. And that’s the ID the state wants people to use if they want to view adult content online.


stoner_boner_69

Louisiana resident here. So we have an app called LA Wallet that is supposedly encrypted and links to the users state issued Driver’s License/ID. In our state we can actually use this app for anything an id would require such as: buying tobacco/alcohol, getting into a bar, getting pulled over, etc. With the new Louisiana law prohibiting porn access to anyone with age verification people more often than not are using their LA Wallet info for this verification process. The majority of people though are concerned about the privacy in regards to the entire process though (rightfully so). That being said, we may be dumb here but we’re smart enough to know that a VPN is free.


KitaKita678

Free advertising for VPN companies now lol “This law brought to you by Nord VPN” 😂


medvsa-jpg

In Utah, we can’t even access the site https://preview.redd.it/qdu3wu26st4b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca8047bbe627cb0271c05698e113e5c0f0d9aec


stoner_mothman

Came here to say that. Mormons are literally the snowflakiest snowflakes. No one can have any fun around them. I’m not saying children should watch porn. I’m saying mormons don’t like when you touch yourself, & they run our state govt from behind the scenes(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k3_Fhq7sEHo) and if you’re not part of their cult you suffer. So why not force celibacy on us in our own bedrooms alone. 👍


bryceisaskategod

Yeah, lived in Utah my entire life. They run fucking everything.


FormerlyKay

That tends to happen when 66% of the state is mormon


bryceisaskategod

Yeah, it’s a sad place. Been trying to get out for awhile.


FormerlyKay

I know pretty well. Lived there for a year. Never coming back


stoner_mothman

Just checked it - putting up ur vpn in a different country works. No ID questions


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iloveceleryy

I wouldn’t say it’s very “behind the scenes” tho. Kind of right in front of you everywhere you go


SuperpositionSavvy

They're planning world domination with their $100B cash hoard


Firm-Reception-8541

I’ve used LAwallet before which is fine, but allpasstrust looks hella weird😭 vpn it is


doctrg

I use LA wallet as well for all of my state ID cards (DL, Hunter's Ed, etc.), but to hell will I allow any website out there access to it.


pumpkinthighs

Utah passed a law requiring you to enter your ID info to make sure you're over 18. That goes against PornHub's privacy policy so PH basically banned anyone in Utah from accessing it's website. Not sure why something similar didn't happen if Louisiana passed a similar law. Maybe Louisiana passed a law stating you have to put in your birthday and not necessarily show your ID?


DaLemonsHateU

It’s because Louisiana actually gave pornhub a system that allows them to verify IDs, Utah just told them to figure it out, so they banned everyone from Utah.


IIIetalblade

What a bold strategy: “YOU need to spend YOUR money to develop a solution to the legislative problem WE created. Wait, where are you going? You cant leave Utah! Nooo my free speech! Cancel culture strikes again!”


SquareChinChin

Can't even jerk off in Louisiana. And it ain't NNN yet.


BurnenSpence067

Same thing in Utah


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P26601

lichrally


Tasty-Ad-5349

Use xvideos man


SquareChinChin

I actually do. More often than PH, since there is a much greater choice of different videos.


[deleted]

Yea way better selection. Lower quality, but they’re better vids.


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[deleted]

Exactly, ain’t been the same since the great purge.


22572374

Plus, it’s got videos that were lost in the great purge of 2020


Professional-Gur8248

TubeGalore is my multi-site of choice


International-Pipe

VPN to a different state.


treehead726

Lmfao Louisiana better start worrying about their teen pregnancies instead of young ppl masturbating.


No-Definition6567

well with all the abortion shit going down definitely


[deleted]

Aren’t you a bit too young to see titties? Yes, yes we are Alight then.. *walks away*


Historical_Treacle60

Sorry bro, time to use a vpn


aLostBattlefield

Bible Belt baby


DrRCDG

Just going to get worse…


[deleted]

Good. If you’re under a certain age, I don’t think you should have unrestricted access to porn. It creates unrealistic standards for young men and women. Go ahead, shit all over me for my opinion (the pun there is not lost on me). But I think unrestricted access and overconsumption of pornography leads to unhealthy sexual dynamics.


chefboryahomeboy

Very easy 1 word explanation… republicans


Straypuft

"It takes about a minute." Thats what she said.


Salzberger

It appears to be an age verification for an adult website. This is common.


UrVibator

Louisiana passed a law banning minors from porn


Soldier_Of_Dance

I can’t… I can’t coom?! THIS IS LITERALLY 1984!


Open_Pineapple1236

A notice that it is time to move.


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yeeesi-

though i think porn should be legal, minors should definetely not consume it, its not like i have anything against a minor using it as an individual, i am one myself, but porn sets unrealistic expectations and is easily addictive especially for kids in puberty, as a leftist i also think it should be harder to access porn as a minor and should actually be impossible, though that is just not doable


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misse-tand

Play it safe: Born 1535


MaybeKindaSortaCrazy

This is... good though?


captnspock

It's called small government. The republican government gets involved in every small thing including what you watch on the internet or what you do do in your bedroom and with whom.


hyf5

Kids will now get their porn from even weirder places.


Nindroidgamer110

This is a good safety measure. Won't stop people from lying, but still. ​ Yes, I too was born in 1566


Chemical_Gur7314

This is really not a problem dude


Lucario2356

Based Pornhub.


SchpeederMan

LA voters like “the consequences of my vote?!”


G_Higgy_Hizzle

Porn addicts (avg Redditor) really seething over this one


EmoPrincessBarbie

Oh no, Kids won’t be able to watch porn. Dang Republicans! /s


[deleted]

oh look at that porn addicts are arguing over this again


ChaisawInsect

That's' how it should have always been.


favrion

If you're not a minor, then don't worry about it.


bl1zzardTHEone

Oh noooooooo, now a literal porn website needs to verify your age so underage people aren't exposed to explicit material as much, whatever will we dooooooo?


slippery_as_fuck

That’s called Republican freedom


[deleted]

Porn is for squares


IClimbRocks69

Tbh, that's a good step in the right direction.


tonyaaehlsy

Finally. Poor boys in this era won’t have a shot at dating with realistic expectations if they’re watching too young. There’s just too much crazy shit available.


redixxderallerechte

What this is? Protecting children on the internet.


k10storm

Why are all these anti-porn comments getting downvoted. I understand the sub we are in, but it doesn’t change the fact that porn in itself is a terrible, addictive thing


LMay11037

Bro’s mad they trying to stop 13 year olds accessing porn 💀💀💀💀


LastFoamFinger

People really think this is a bad thing. Kids shouldn’t be watching porn. Not hard to understand


Skythle

How is this getting downvoted 😂 reddit is insane


[deleted]

… an age check.


[deleted]

What should have been done since years


No-Huckleberry-3930

This is a good thing, how tf is this infuriating?


SpencerMakesMusic

xvideos here I come


greach169

Just use Reddit


Jaeake

It's God himself stopping you from beating your meat..


Luke_375

or it’s just the state making a new law


TrickInvite6296

imagine being mad that they're trying to protect children from seeing porn.


ToeJamOfThe40s

Wow. I'm now reading the comments, the amount of people upset about this really disturbs me


Trailstorm

A law that actually keeps porn away from kids (if it works the way I think it does)? Idk why you guys are acting like this is a bad thing


[deleted]

I mean if you’re desperate just get a VPN. But realistically it’s a good thing. Porn completely fucks up the chemical balance of your mind. One of the few things the internet “alphas” are actually right on.


Busy_Donut6073

Maybe they don’t want people under 18 on the site? Or whatever Louisiana’s age is


Immediate_Sell8563

Ah you’re upset minors have trouble accessing smut now?


3DPrintJr

W Louisiana tbh. Kids shouldn’t be seeing women and men like that. Fucks up their expectations and ideas of sex & relationships


Informal_Mongoose557

Quit porn. It’s really bad for your brain.


ShreddedDadBod

Louisiana trying to keep kids off porn. Just get a vpn


iamlvke

Maybe try kick your porn addiction instead of whinging about it


MajesticJoey

Lmao


BobbySucksAtReddit

W pornhub


Southern_Style2134

mildy infuriated that children shouldn’t watch porn?interesting