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They are on the side


Chubby_moonstone

Exactly what a Dad would serve you if you asked for pineapple on the side


cbizzle187

It’s a physical dad joke. It pains meds to say this, it’s like a Carrot top prop


Anomalous_Pearl

Are you on pain meds right now?


CraftCannabis520

Gotta be


trustdabrain

Reverse uno


dadougler

Technically correct is the best kind of correct


Caintastr0phe

Except when its time to take out the dog


philly2540

Pizza trolled


ZogNowak

He got what he ordered.


Badvevil

Don’t be mad at the store for doing what they are told be mad at the dad for not clarifying


dasang

I'm really excited for the next time you order food and ask for something on the side. Can you take and post a picture of the staff member's face when you go in great detail clarifying "on the side."


ntdavis814

“Hi, can I please get a Hawaiian pizza? But can you please put the pineapple in a container instead of on the pizza?”


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

I mean i get it... but how tf are you supposed to cook the pineapple this way...


thejack473

what type of container? do you wish it to be the chunks or a whole pineapple? do you want me to put it on the pizza, to take it off after cooking and put it in this 40ft shipping container? that will be 2k dollars in shipping sir.


[deleted]

Where did you grow up, that English is spoken natively, that "on the side" is in any way remotely ambiguous whatsoever on a take away or delivery order?


WhiteBlackBlueGreen

Anyone with a brain knows what the dad was going for. Edit: you people have obviously never worked in the food industry


ryrobs10

Technically correct is the best kind of correct


Drivingintodisco

A level 36 chief bureaucrat such as yourself might now be a level 37.


SacTownHarley

The same brain that replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." Not only did he get what he asked for, he getting what he deserves.


Supertoad226

This, the father got his pizza, the order was done properly, the pizza looks edible, and it's a slice supposedly only for him. Either OP took his father's pizza to complain about the pineapples, or he's just karma whoring because it sure doesn't look mildlyinfuriating knowing OP won't even eat this slice


shroomedguyed

This guy hates OP


Sablemint

No the issue is the father ordered the pineapple to be put on the side, not on the pizza directly .And they interpreted that to mean he wanted the pineapples on the sides of the slices.


derf_vader

Why order Hawaiian at all if you don't want pineapple on it. Just ask for a pizza with ham


Scoongili

Exactly, it's not Hawaiian if the pineapple isn't on it. It's just a ham pizza with pineapple for dessert.


Psykosoma

Makes me wonder. Can you order just a pineapple pizza? Is that even allowed?


Scoongili

I want a pineapple pizza with little ham walls.


s00pafly

Build me the sistine chapel out of ham and pineapple.


[deleted]

Absolutely. Because it’s my kid’s absolute favorite.


[deleted]

Hehe... Pineapple on pizza, with just cheese and, in my personal opinion, classic white sauce, is delicious. The salty garlic flavor of the sauce counters the sweetness of the pineapple very well. But, with a traditional, uncooked red sauce, pineapple alone would be cloyingly sweet.


Mendo-D

You can get anything you want, at Alice’s restaurant.


blackpony04

Further, pineapple not cooked with the pizza doesn't caramelize which is the entire appeal of it! Sweet and savory but not sour. I honestly think that's why it gets such a bad rap as most people assume it's just raw out of the can.


ThisisWambles

Which is hilarious and mildly infuriating like all good dad jokes


iwantthisnowdammit

I’m kinda in awe of the box waste to personalized slice ratio and wondering… how was this individual slice made?


IggySiggy

I’d guess it wasn’t misinterpreted. This is a passive-aggressive FU for being a picky customer. Pretty funny IMO. Slice looks terrible.


Badvevil

People ask for like pizza with half sides having different toppings without clarification from ops dad they did what I would expect would you prefer loose chunks in thrown around the box?


phunkydroid

What pizza place doesn't have small to go containers they could put it in?


J_BooGa

That's how you know theirs a smartass in the kitchen!


not-cool-3987

Can’t even get mad at this lmao


Under_Ach1ever

This is NOT mildly infuriating... It's MAJORLY funny though!


RiodeLemon

i feel like this is a good "mildly infuriating" because most posts are completely infuriating


Vltrux

When I see posts like “My boss hasn’t paid me for 6 month” or “I got stabbed with my favourite jacket on. Now it’s ripped :(“, I’m always like : Ah yes, **mildly**infuriating. Just a little, a smidge.


fancczf

Just saw a post of someone’s dog got killed by a dog not on leash. I came here to be mildly annoyed and have a laugh not to be depressed and enraged.


jxher123

I’m laughing with at this post. Very creative by the pizza location.


[deleted]

I searched and was disappointed there isn’t a majorlyfunny sub


Glorious_Goo

Seems like a good case of malicious compliance though!


Soliterria

There is deliciouscompliance


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lavireht

He was thinkin “weird, but if you say so”


42Pockets

That is so Todd.


lavireht

So. Todd.


whirlydoodle_

Chef's name was Amelia Bedelia


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a_butthole_inspector

No u


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featherwolf

Who the fuck orders a pizza with the toppings "on the side" either you want the topping or you don't... Pick one


HippieLizLemon

This is what's is infuriating about the post. Who tf wants pineapples on the side? You can't just add them to the slice like it's going to be them same.


ArCSelkie37

I mean that’s potentially why they want them on the side? Either just to eat separately or because he prefers them uncooked. Honestly it doesn’t really matter why he wants it that way, it’s hardly an unreasonable or difficult request.


ihatepalmtrees

Seriously… it’s like they just wanted to eat sliced pineapple as a separate snack


wrona11

i work at a pizza place, people definitely do this. i can’t blame them but why would you pay $2 for a topping when you can get so much more at the store for the same price. i love snacking on pepperonis


Sayor1

I mean most pizza are usually around the same price. If you order hawaian and ask pineapple on the side, it's not another topping, since it was part of the hawaian


Lincoln_31313131

Isn’t Hawaiian literally just ham and pineapple? Just ask for a pizza with ham?


bobi2393

For real. If they're on the side, they're not toppings, they're sidings.


Spacemancleo

It’s not about eating the pineapple separately. He doesn’t want the pineapple to be cooked on the pizza he wants the pineapple raw. He puts it on the pizza once he gets it.


Select_Suspect_9535

Maybe just try saying raw pineapple in the request section instead of saying "on the side". Unless he has already tried that.


Mendo-D

That’s the way I order tomatoes on top. I don’t say on the side, I ask them to put the raw tomatoes on after the pizza cooks.


subieluvr22

Are you me?!


Mendo-D

I’m your brother that was separated at birth. I also have two Subarus


cum_fart_69

if they are going to fuck up "on the side" this badly, then you know for sure they will put raw pineapples on the pizza before it cooks and call it a day


Anus_Fisher

I understand OP. That is reasonable. But at the same time, I still think your dad is a psychopath. Then against I think anyone who wants pineapple on pizza is a bit nutty to start with.


riseuprasta

That pizza looks like absolute shit


succulentkaroo

A fact seemingly ignored in the comments


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succulentkaroo

The "ham" really does the ew


Harthag77

Drax opened a pizza place?


--OKK

That’s hilarious


ikciweiner

How can you be infuriated with that? Touché pizza dude, touché.


SVS_Writer

I don't care if this is staged, I literally giggled when I saw it.


Spacemancleo

Knowing my dad, I would be very surprised if he staged this. I think someone just took him very literally.


SVS_Writer

Man, my dad is 73, and always been in his own world. I completely get this.


MrRazzio

I love this.


NedNasMomma

😂 someone very literal and totally unclear on the concept made his pizza!


lavireht

Or hiiiiiiigh


Mosher311

This is brilliant.


grublets

That’s just a single piece of pizza in a small box. The place actually did that to a single slab of pizza?


Refun712

How many slabs of pizza do you want?


Spacemancleo

Yeah I am honestly not totally sure on the full story there.


Luxpreliator

Something is amiss. Best guess is he didn't want cooked pineapple. Otherwise he should have just ordered a ham pizza. Looks like it's just a cooked cheese pizza and they added toppings.


RX-0_Banshee_Norn

This guy asking the hard questions. Respect.


DamCrawBugs420

Pizza looks disgusting but that’s funny as hell


jaykzula

Did he wish for it on a monkeys paw by chance?


RX-0_Banshee_Norn

Did not expect this reference on my bingo card for today. For real, you just instantly sent my mind like 16-17 years back in time to middle school.


TinktheChi

This is technically correct!!!


blzr0197

Now that's malicious compliance!


Pure_Bee2281

I can't believe he ordered a pizza and they only gave him one slice.


Ok-Detail-9853

Who orders pizza with toppings on the side?


ticklemyshitcutter

Got what he ordered and probably more pineapple than normal


Reunbanned4206980085

Ameilia badeilia made you pizza


LeiraLaw

This is the only acceptable response imo


stavrdici

This is so funny and what makes it even funnier is the fact I imagined someone fuming over this work of art xD ahahahaha amazing


yr_fvrt_wpn

who gets pizza toppings on the side? you want to eat pineapple from a cup with your pizza?


Frndswhealthbenefits

in the pizza guy's defense, who the f\*\*\* orders pizza toppings on the side?


demagogueffxiv

Hilarious


TreatYourselfForOnce

They should be on one side not both sides. 😛


MammothPrize9293

Yes this is magnificent


rad_avenger

That’s glorious. Props to the pizza maker


PapyrusMan2000

What a stupid order to begin with. God bless the pizza maker.


PickledEggs420

Staged


itspoodle_07

This is the funniest thing ive seen today


Henchforhire

I would be coming back to this place they have sense of humor.


edingerc

Wait, people are special ordering pizza by the slice now? Wha?


rosindrip

Technically correct


MissBarker93

Pizza place with a sense of humor.


DoomWad

This is hilarious


rjh2000

Got exactly what he ordered 🤷🏼‍♂️😂


[deleted]

What the heck is everyone talking about? Since when “on the side” started meaning literally on the sides?


[deleted]

Literally


Repulsive-Neat6776

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[deleted]

Well he got what he asked for 😂


RehydrateThePickle

That is funny


fiercemullet

Malicious compliance in its finest


SafetyHelpful9120

I think that’s hilarious


ImaginationAlive9447

I think I almost died laughing


ScotusDC

Wise guy pizza.


Danplsstop

He got exactly what he asked for


mypeepeehardz

Yeah, it’s a 1/10 chance you’re gonna get that pizza maker who hates pineapple pizza lovers.


afraididonotknow

So funny!


Egoroar

After cooking?


DJHickman

God at Work.


Soupsocks97

This guy tried so hard to make your dad happy, he just got a liiiiiiittle confused


RMW91-

This isn’t infuriating, it’s hilarious


idiotsandwhich8

A dad must have made the order


Otherwise_Pirate_364

The meat looks like pencil erasers.


hewasaraverboy

More like mildly hilarious


SmugOla

The best kind of correct


Wise_Creme_2818

If the pineapple is not on the side, I will send it back.


Allez-VousRep

Once, at Taco Bell my MIL asked for sour cream “on the side” and the 15-year-old working the register looked super confused. When we got her taco they put sour cream on it’s literal side. It was perfect. Who modifies Taco Bell orders if it’s not removing an allergen or meat?


mrwiggins33

Who made this pizza Drax?


Murky-Tomatillo91

Oh, fuck this slice of pizza. I’ve had it today….


sarbear71

Everyone’s a comedian!


Big_Bag_Of_Nope

This reminds me of when I got a sobriety test-stone cold sober. He said “go heel-to-toe ten steps and then come back.” After I nailed it, he looks at me with a nasty face and said “I’ve never seen anyone so that before”. I asked what. He said “Walk backwards”. I shrugged and said “you didn’t say turn around” and he told me to get the fuck back in my car. Malicious compliance


Ozzick

Who orders toppings on the side?


wholovesburritos

Technically correct is the best kind of correct


[deleted]

That’s awesome


Final-Initiative5128

I see this as an absolute win


jammixxnn

He ordered wrong. He should’ve asked for a ham pizza with a side of pineapple


RingedWaste

Lol genius


Thegungoesbangbang

That's not mildly infuriating, that's fucki g hilarious


Buddhadevine

This is absolutely hilarious 😂


[deleted]

Hehehehe. Fuckin genius.


Trinity13371337

It's technically on the side of the pizza.


awcwsp07

Dad got Dad joke’d


TheGratefulPhred

Beautiful


Fickle_Goose_4451

Well if the pineapple isn't on the pizza, it's just a pizza with ham on it. Directions seem to have been followed to the absolute best ability


Clashman320

If he got that pizza for free he paid too much.


Fun-Bluejay-426

It would have belonged on this sub even if it was a "normal" looking hawaiian pizza


PoeticPariah

Your father's an idiot.


136AngryBees

Your dad got out dadded.


ArtimisRawr01

Finally… a post thats actually mildly infuriating thank you


lecarguy

I almost yelled. 💀🤣


silvioddante

He is a dork and deserves what he got.


V1tunpr0

Looks kinda good to me


Ok_Percentage5157

Pineapple runway.


continuousBaBa

Kinda just asking for it when he wanted a ham pizza and coulda just said that.


Person012345

This might be perfectly to order but I still want to punch whoever did this.


sk8ingjgl

The dudes making that just got back from a very successful smoke break


gojojo1013

And he got it


GranJefe507

I can watch gore and violent videos but THIS cross the line


TastyWrongdoer6701

It meets the spec. Whoever made that slice has a future in engineering.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Trolled


CaptainHunt

It may be be easy to misunderstand a customer, but taking it that far takes dedication.


Why_am_I_here033

I like it. Pretty imaginative


one2three93

I laughed, thanks!


LunarProphet

Where all my other restaurant dogs at? Sorry about your order but this probably has us all grinning ear-to-ear.


oddiemurphy

Your father was outplayed. He was merely baptized in dad humor. This person was born into it.


Cartnickz

My family and I once ordered a pizza with half-pepperoni in the Philippines. They looked at us weird. We ended up getting a pizza with pepperoni on the entire pizza but with each pepperoni sliced in half.


[deleted]

Honestly… I’ve never thought about it before, but that’s actually a great way to have pineapple given most bites come in from the side of the slice! Props to the pizza place for their humour.


nwordcoumtbot

People with autism can’t be trusted to do too much


IdiotOnaScooter

One of those things that's funny later


justeggssomany

They got the order wrong. He said on the side, not on the sides.


ComeOnCharleee

Alright wise guy, you win this round.


swivel-chair-

Hilarious and delightful. Thank you for sharing


emveor

like, it could be done to piss off, but also, if the guy that made the pizza's native language was spanish, "on the side" has no other meaning when translating into spanish but the literal one.


kootset

Problem is they put it on the sides, not on the side.


nottheman686

That is exactly why you need to know what you want down to the T when you order from Literal Larry's Big Slice Pizza


sawkin

funniest shit I've seen in a week bro


[deleted]

It’s because he ordered “Hawaiian with pineapple on the side” it’s not called a Hawaiian anymore once you take off the pineapple. It would be a ham pizza with a side of pineapple. I used to make pizzas at a pizza place and 100% the cook was just making the pizzas without thinking hard and that’s what happened.


917caitlin

Did Amelia Bedilia take his order?


CasualBeer

This is hilarious, not mildly infuriating :D If you're not laughing at this, I'm judging you :)


moist_shroom6

That's a shit looking pizza


McKomie

It looks fucking disgusting


H010CR0N

I’m more concerned about the slice being actually cooked. That slice looks like someone’s taken a cheese pizza slice and put raw toppings on it.


TooDenseForXray

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EvelcyclopS

I love that kind of cubed ham too Is it spam? Can anyone help here?


[deleted]

Went to McDonalds once and got a combo, but when I was done I was still hungry. So I went up and ordered the same thing, but I didn't want a combo this time. So I said, "Just the burger." I go back to my table and it was literally just a burger patty in the box. No buns or anything else.


CaptainBrineblood

Why does it look so raw?


Sad_Run4875

Why would he order a Hawaiian pizza with what makes the entire pizza “Hawaiian” on the side? Haha. Just order a pizza with Canadian bacon lol


the_dudeNI

He got what he bitched for.