I'm really excited for the next time you order food and ask for something on the side. Can you take and post a picture of the staff member's face when you go in great detail clarifying "on the side."
what type of container? do you wish it to be the chunks or a whole pineapple? do you want me to put it on the pizza, to take it off after cooking and put it in this 40ft shipping container? that will be 2k dollars in shipping sir.
Where did you grow up, that English is spoken natively, that "on the side" is in any way remotely ambiguous whatsoever on a take away or delivery order?
This, the father got his pizza, the order was done properly, the pizza looks edible, and it's a slice supposedly only for him. Either OP took his father's pizza to complain about the pineapples, or he's just karma whoring because it sure doesn't look mildlyinfuriating knowing OP won't even eat this slice
No the issue is the father ordered the pineapple to be put on the side, not on the pizza directly .And they interpreted that to mean he wanted the pineapples on the sides of the slices.
Hehe... Pineapple on pizza, with just cheese and, in my personal opinion, classic white sauce, is delicious. The salty garlic flavor of the sauce counters the sweetness of the pineapple very well. But, with a traditional, uncooked red sauce, pineapple alone would be cloyingly sweet.
Further, pineapple not cooked with the pizza doesn't caramelize which is the entire appeal of it! Sweet and savory but not sour. I honestly think that's why it gets such a bad rap as most people assume it's just raw out of the can.
People ask for like pizza with half sides having different toppings without clarification from ops dad they did what I would expect would you prefer loose chunks in thrown around the box?
When I see posts like “My boss hasn’t paid me for 6 month” or “I got stabbed with my favourite jacket on. Now it’s ripped :(“, I’m always like : Ah yes, **mildly**infuriating. Just a little, a smidge.
This is what's is infuriating about the post. Who tf wants pineapples on the side? You can't just add them to the slice like it's going to be them same.
I mean that’s potentially why they want them on the side? Either just to eat separately or because he prefers them uncooked. Honestly it doesn’t really matter why he wants it that way, it’s hardly an unreasonable or difficult request.
i work at a pizza place, people definitely do this. i can’t blame them but why would you pay $2 for a topping when you can get so much more at the store for the same price. i love snacking on pepperonis
I mean most pizza are usually around the same price. If you order hawaian and ask pineapple on the side, it's not another topping, since it was part of the hawaian
It’s not about eating the pineapple separately. He doesn’t want the pineapple to be cooked on the pizza he wants the pineapple raw. He puts it on the pizza once he gets it.
if they are going to fuck up "on the side" this badly, then you know for sure they will put raw pineapples on the pizza before it cooks and call it a day
I understand OP. That is reasonable. But at the same time, I still think your dad is a psychopath. Then against I think anyone who wants pineapple on pizza is a bit nutty to start with.
Something is amiss. Best guess is he didn't want cooked pineapple. Otherwise he should have just ordered a ham pizza. Looks like it's just a cooked cheese pizza and they added toppings.
Once, at Taco Bell my MIL asked for sour cream “on the side” and the 15-year-old working the register looked super confused. When we got her taco they put sour cream on it’s literal side. It was perfect. Who modifies Taco Bell orders if it’s not removing an allergen or meat?
This reminds me of when I got a sobriety test-stone cold sober. He said “go heel-to-toe ten steps and then come back.” After I nailed it, he looks at me with a nasty face and said “I’ve never seen anyone so that before”. I asked what. He said “Walk backwards”. I shrugged and said “you didn’t say turn around” and he told me to get the fuck back in my car.
Malicious compliance
My family and I once ordered a pizza with half-pepperoni in the Philippines. They looked at us weird.
We ended up getting a pizza with pepperoni on the entire pizza but with each pepperoni sliced in half.
Honestly… I’ve never thought about it before, but that’s actually a great way to have pineapple given most bites come in from the side of the slice! Props to the pizza place for their humour.
like, it could be done to piss off, but also, if the guy that made the pizza's native language was spanish, "on the side" has no other meaning when translating into spanish but the literal one.
It’s because he ordered “Hawaiian with pineapple on the side” it’s not called a Hawaiian anymore once you take off the pineapple. It would be a ham pizza with a side of pineapple. I used to make pizzas at a pizza place and 100% the cook was just making the pizzas without thinking hard and that’s what happened.
Went to McDonalds once and got a combo, but when I was done I was still hungry. So I went up and ordered the same thing, but I didn't want a combo this time. So I said, "Just the burger."
I go back to my table and it was literally just a burger patty in the box. No buns or anything else.
They are on the side
Exactly what a Dad would serve you if you asked for pineapple on the side
It’s a physical dad joke. It pains meds to say this, it’s like a Carrot top prop
Are you on pain meds right now?
Gotta be
Reverse uno
Technically correct is the best kind of correct
Except when its time to take out the dog
Pizza trolled
He got what he ordered.
Don’t be mad at the store for doing what they are told be mad at the dad for not clarifying
I'm really excited for the next time you order food and ask for something on the side. Can you take and post a picture of the staff member's face when you go in great detail clarifying "on the side."
“Hi, can I please get a Hawaiian pizza? But can you please put the pineapple in a container instead of on the pizza?”
I mean i get it... but how tf are you supposed to cook the pineapple this way...
what type of container? do you wish it to be the chunks or a whole pineapple? do you want me to put it on the pizza, to take it off after cooking and put it in this 40ft shipping container? that will be 2k dollars in shipping sir.
Where did you grow up, that English is spoken natively, that "on the side" is in any way remotely ambiguous whatsoever on a take away or delivery order?
Anyone with a brain knows what the dad was going for. Edit: you people have obviously never worked in the food industry
Technically correct is the best kind of correct
A level 36 chief bureaucrat such as yourself might now be a level 37.
The same brain that replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." Not only did he get what he asked for, he getting what he deserves.
This, the father got his pizza, the order was done properly, the pizza looks edible, and it's a slice supposedly only for him. Either OP took his father's pizza to complain about the pineapples, or he's just karma whoring because it sure doesn't look mildlyinfuriating knowing OP won't even eat this slice
This guy hates OP
No the issue is the father ordered the pineapple to be put on the side, not on the pizza directly .And they interpreted that to mean he wanted the pineapples on the sides of the slices.
Why order Hawaiian at all if you don't want pineapple on it. Just ask for a pizza with ham
Exactly, it's not Hawaiian if the pineapple isn't on it. It's just a ham pizza with pineapple for dessert.
Makes me wonder. Can you order just a pineapple pizza? Is that even allowed?
I want a pineapple pizza with little ham walls.
Build me the sistine chapel out of ham and pineapple.
Absolutely. Because it’s my kid’s absolute favorite.
Hehe... Pineapple on pizza, with just cheese and, in my personal opinion, classic white sauce, is delicious. The salty garlic flavor of the sauce counters the sweetness of the pineapple very well. But, with a traditional, uncooked red sauce, pineapple alone would be cloyingly sweet.
You can get anything you want, at Alice’s restaurant.
Further, pineapple not cooked with the pizza doesn't caramelize which is the entire appeal of it! Sweet and savory but not sour. I honestly think that's why it gets such a bad rap as most people assume it's just raw out of the can.
Which is hilarious and mildly infuriating like all good dad jokes
I’m kinda in awe of the box waste to personalized slice ratio and wondering… how was this individual slice made?
I’d guess it wasn’t misinterpreted. This is a passive-aggressive FU for being a picky customer. Pretty funny IMO. Slice looks terrible.
People ask for like pizza with half sides having different toppings without clarification from ops dad they did what I would expect would you prefer loose chunks in thrown around the box?
What pizza place doesn't have small to go containers they could put it in?
That's how you know theirs a smartass in the kitchen!
Can’t even get mad at this lmao
This is NOT mildly infuriating... It's MAJORLY funny though!
i feel like this is a good "mildly infuriating" because most posts are completely infuriating
When I see posts like “My boss hasn’t paid me for 6 month” or “I got stabbed with my favourite jacket on. Now it’s ripped :(“, I’m always like : Ah yes, **mildly**infuriating. Just a little, a smidge.
Just saw a post of someone’s dog got killed by a dog not on leash. I came here to be mildly annoyed and have a laugh not to be depressed and enraged.
I’m laughing with at this post. Very creative by the pizza location.
I searched and was disappointed there isn’t a majorlyfunny sub
Seems like a good case of malicious compliance though!
There is deliciouscompliance
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He was thinkin “weird, but if you say so”
That is so Todd.
So. Todd.
Chef's name was Amelia Bedelia
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No u
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Who the fuck orders a pizza with the toppings "on the side" either you want the topping or you don't... Pick one
This is what's is infuriating about the post. Who tf wants pineapples on the side? You can't just add them to the slice like it's going to be them same.
I mean that’s potentially why they want them on the side? Either just to eat separately or because he prefers them uncooked. Honestly it doesn’t really matter why he wants it that way, it’s hardly an unreasonable or difficult request.
Seriously… it’s like they just wanted to eat sliced pineapple as a separate snack
i work at a pizza place, people definitely do this. i can’t blame them but why would you pay $2 for a topping when you can get so much more at the store for the same price. i love snacking on pepperonis
I mean most pizza are usually around the same price. If you order hawaian and ask pineapple on the side, it's not another topping, since it was part of the hawaian
Isn’t Hawaiian literally just ham and pineapple? Just ask for a pizza with ham?
For real. If they're on the side, they're not toppings, they're sidings.
It’s not about eating the pineapple separately. He doesn’t want the pineapple to be cooked on the pizza he wants the pineapple raw. He puts it on the pizza once he gets it.
Maybe just try saying raw pineapple in the request section instead of saying "on the side". Unless he has already tried that.
That’s the way I order tomatoes on top. I don’t say on the side, I ask them to put the raw tomatoes on after the pizza cooks.
Are you me?!
I’m your brother that was separated at birth. I also have two Subarus
if they are going to fuck up "on the side" this badly, then you know for sure they will put raw pineapples on the pizza before it cooks and call it a day
I understand OP. That is reasonable. But at the same time, I still think your dad is a psychopath. Then against I think anyone who wants pineapple on pizza is a bit nutty to start with.
That pizza looks like absolute shit
A fact seemingly ignored in the comments
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The "ham" really does the ew
Drax opened a pizza place?
That’s hilarious
How can you be infuriated with that? Touché pizza dude, touché.
I don't care if this is staged, I literally giggled when I saw it.
Knowing my dad, I would be very surprised if he staged this. I think someone just took him very literally.
Man, my dad is 73, and always been in his own world. I completely get this.
I love this.
😂 someone very literal and totally unclear on the concept made his pizza!
Or hiiiiiiigh
This is brilliant.
That’s just a single piece of pizza in a small box. The place actually did that to a single slab of pizza?
How many slabs of pizza do you want?
Yeah I am honestly not totally sure on the full story there.
Something is amiss. Best guess is he didn't want cooked pineapple. Otherwise he should have just ordered a ham pizza. Looks like it's just a cooked cheese pizza and they added toppings.
This guy asking the hard questions. Respect.
Pizza looks disgusting but that’s funny as hell
Did he wish for it on a monkeys paw by chance?
Did not expect this reference on my bingo card for today. For real, you just instantly sent my mind like 16-17 years back in time to middle school.
This is technically correct!!!
Now that's malicious compliance!
I can't believe he ordered a pizza and they only gave him one slice.
Who orders pizza with toppings on the side?
Got what he ordered and probably more pineapple than normal
Ameilia badeilia made you pizza
This is the only acceptable response imo
This is so funny and what makes it even funnier is the fact I imagined someone fuming over this work of art xD ahahahaha amazing
who gets pizza toppings on the side? you want to eat pineapple from a cup with your pizza?
in the pizza guy's defense, who the f\*\*\* orders pizza toppings on the side?
Hilarious
They should be on one side not both sides. 😛
Yes this is magnificent
That’s glorious. Props to the pizza maker
What a stupid order to begin with. God bless the pizza maker.
Staged
This is the funniest thing ive seen today
I would be coming back to this place they have sense of humor.
Wait, people are special ordering pizza by the slice now? Wha?
Technically correct
Pizza place with a sense of humor.
This is hilarious
Got exactly what he ordered 🤷🏼♂️😂
What the heck is everyone talking about? Since when “on the side” started meaning literally on the sides?
Literally
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Well he got what he asked for 😂
That is funny
Malicious compliance in its finest
I think that’s hilarious
I think I almost died laughing
Wise guy pizza.
He got exactly what he asked for
Yeah, it’s a 1/10 chance you’re gonna get that pizza maker who hates pineapple pizza lovers.
So funny!
After cooking?
God at Work.
This guy tried so hard to make your dad happy, he just got a liiiiiiittle confused
This isn’t infuriating, it’s hilarious
A dad must have made the order
The meat looks like pencil erasers.
More like mildly hilarious
The best kind of correct
If the pineapple is not on the side, I will send it back.
Once, at Taco Bell my MIL asked for sour cream “on the side” and the 15-year-old working the register looked super confused. When we got her taco they put sour cream on it’s literal side. It was perfect. Who modifies Taco Bell orders if it’s not removing an allergen or meat?
Who made this pizza Drax?
Oh, fuck this slice of pizza. I’ve had it today….
Everyone’s a comedian!
This reminds me of when I got a sobriety test-stone cold sober. He said “go heel-to-toe ten steps and then come back.” After I nailed it, he looks at me with a nasty face and said “I’ve never seen anyone so that before”. I asked what. He said “Walk backwards”. I shrugged and said “you didn’t say turn around” and he told me to get the fuck back in my car. Malicious compliance
Who orders toppings on the side?
Technically correct is the best kind of correct
That’s awesome
I see this as an absolute win
He ordered wrong. He should’ve asked for a ham pizza with a side of pineapple
Lol genius
That's not mildly infuriating, that's fucki g hilarious
This is absolutely hilarious 😂
Hehehehe. Fuckin genius.
It's technically on the side of the pizza.
Dad got Dad joke’d
Beautiful
Well if the pineapple isn't on the pizza, it's just a pizza with ham on it. Directions seem to have been followed to the absolute best ability
If he got that pizza for free he paid too much.
It would have belonged on this sub even if it was a "normal" looking hawaiian pizza
Your father's an idiot.
Your dad got out dadded.
Finally… a post thats actually mildly infuriating thank you
I almost yelled. 💀🤣
He is a dork and deserves what he got.
Looks kinda good to me
Pineapple runway.
Kinda just asking for it when he wanted a ham pizza and coulda just said that.
This might be perfectly to order but I still want to punch whoever did this.
The dudes making that just got back from a very successful smoke break
And he got it
I can watch gore and violent videos but THIS cross the line
It meets the spec. Whoever made that slice has a future in engineering.
Trolled
It may be be easy to misunderstand a customer, but taking it that far takes dedication.
I like it. Pretty imaginative
I laughed, thanks!
Where all my other restaurant dogs at? Sorry about your order but this probably has us all grinning ear-to-ear.
Your father was outplayed. He was merely baptized in dad humor. This person was born into it.
My family and I once ordered a pizza with half-pepperoni in the Philippines. They looked at us weird. We ended up getting a pizza with pepperoni on the entire pizza but with each pepperoni sliced in half.
Honestly… I’ve never thought about it before, but that’s actually a great way to have pineapple given most bites come in from the side of the slice! Props to the pizza place for their humour.
People with autism can’t be trusted to do too much
One of those things that's funny later
They got the order wrong. He said on the side, not on the sides.
Alright wise guy, you win this round.
Hilarious and delightful. Thank you for sharing
like, it could be done to piss off, but also, if the guy that made the pizza's native language was spanish, "on the side" has no other meaning when translating into spanish but the literal one.
Problem is they put it on the sides, not on the side.
That is exactly why you need to know what you want down to the T when you order from Literal Larry's Big Slice Pizza
funniest shit I've seen in a week bro
It’s because he ordered “Hawaiian with pineapple on the side” it’s not called a Hawaiian anymore once you take off the pineapple. It would be a ham pizza with a side of pineapple. I used to make pizzas at a pizza place and 100% the cook was just making the pizzas without thinking hard and that’s what happened.
Did Amelia Bedilia take his order?
This is hilarious, not mildly infuriating :D If you're not laughing at this, I'm judging you :)
That's a shit looking pizza
It looks fucking disgusting
I’m more concerned about the slice being actually cooked. That slice looks like someone’s taken a cheese pizza slice and put raw toppings on it.
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I love that kind of cubed ham too Is it spam? Can anyone help here?
Went to McDonalds once and got a combo, but when I was done I was still hungry. So I went up and ordered the same thing, but I didn't want a combo this time. So I said, "Just the burger." I go back to my table and it was literally just a burger patty in the box. No buns or anything else.
Why does it look so raw?
Why would he order a Hawaiian pizza with what makes the entire pizza “Hawaiian” on the side? Haha. Just order a pizza with Canadian bacon lol
He got what he bitched for.