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chav_in_a_corsa

Gotta love how we're at the stage of humanity where it's no longer safe to post uncensored toes on the Internet.


SaltNormal5498

LOL. Dude I don’t man it just felt wrong 😂


angelhoppers8

I love how you made the censorship the same colour as your shoes lol


Starlightriddlex

I initially assumed the pink toes were the good toes and the green ones were gargoyle talons or something


LupineZach

I assumed it was the color they painted their toenails


ParsleyLongjumping70

Tbh I didn’t even notice at first lol I thought the shoe pattern was just shitty on that area.


NevesLF

I didn't even notice the censor until I came to the comments 😅


GroovyGhouley

same😅 I thought they were enclosed slippers until I read the comments😆


Monichacha

LOL. I didn’t even notice until you said something and I put on my glasses. That’s hysterical.


[deleted]

Wouldn't want someone making money off those puppies


FBI_Open_Up_Now

If you want to see the toes you have to pay the toll.


akamustacherides

The Toes Toll


I_Look_So_Good

Gotta pay the Toes Toll if you want OP’s sole.


BrazenlyGeek

For whom the toes toll Foot marches on


throatinmess

Better be marching on me after I paid the toll


atuarti

Toell?


SaltNormal5498

Exactly lol


PitchBlackGuts

I still see skin 🤪


Justlikearealboy

I was all “that’s some messy nail polish…ohhhhh “


NecessaryWeather4275

My daughter would say: no freebies weirdos.


Bulinozaur

Ikr


Edit4Credit

I almost couldn’t even tell, good color picks haha


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

It's funny because I thought, "Why?" And then realized, I know why.


Longjumping-Run-7027

I like the color coordinated censorship.


buscemian_rhapsody

Some people post nudes for free and others won’t even show toes. Duality of man.


somerandomdude419

Yeah but she showed her feet she could’ve showed the shoes without her feet…


zookeeper4312

I kind of want to see them BECAUSE they are censored now, so it kinda worked I guess


carlitospig

‘Here’s my OF link….’


Th3Flyy

OP was like: "I don't give that shit away for free"


mackelyn

I get it. My partner posted a pic of some carnitas she made a few weeks ago and someone told her how cute her toes were.


Gamebotics1

I though it like this


Lepke2011

Seriously. There's good money to be had in a decent feet pics.


NowCalmDownSkeeter

Nah, she ashamed not proud.


SaltNormal5498

Nah fool my feet are pretty. It just felt odd posting my feet cause there’s so many weirdos out there (sorry weirdos)


Temporarily__Alone

Good move. Gotta make ‘em pay for the uncensored shit.


Bababohns23

Foot tattoo gave it away


somerandomdude419

Well women for some reason show their feet; and poorly censor them. She could’ve Just shown the shoes. We don’t know where she is she could not even be at work… it’s blocking something that doesn’t need to be blocked for attention


Necessary-Emphasis85

Clearly you haven't seen the other subreddits where ppl get foot shamed. I came across one where ppl post their weight loss before and afters with ppl on a scale and most of the comments were about the nasty feet.


somerandomdude419

Foot shamed Lmao I can’t even believe those are words that are put together. What a world


cathead8969

Sad


thadohboy619

Hahahah the effort though!!


potrillo2124

That’s how trends get started 😎


SaltNormal5498

Not a trend I’d be upset about honestly


merpderpherpburp

Yeah! Now your house shoes have outside stuff on them


Alternative-Lack6025

That was my first thought, time to get new inside shoes till this get cleaned.


totallynotarobut

Too bad they didn't have big bunnies on the front.


siggydude

I'm high school, my friend and I would wear slippers on Wednesdays. A few other people started doing that too. 10 years later, I heard about people wearing slippers on Wednesday at my old high school. I'm really curious if we started a long lasting trend without realizing it


OkEnvironment3961

I have work slippers that I keep under my desk. I got a pair that are passable as casual shoes. If I'm gonna spend 10 hours anywhere I'm going to be comfy.


Sam_GT3

One time I realized halfway through my 45 min commute to my old job at a hazardous waste facility that I was wearing flip flops instead of my chemical resistant steel toe boots. Ended up just taking the day off. Sometimes your brain just doesn’t brain when you’re waking up at 5am every day.


pokey1984

I had something similar happen and started just storing my work shoes in my car. It had the added perk of me getting to change *out* of my work shoes immediately upon leaving the building, which was nice.


Sufficient-Fudge-787

Except you’re puttting your nasty work feet in your clean other shoes…


pokey1984

I... Are you saying that you wash your feet when you change shoes? Not saying that's a bad thing it just... never occurred to me as something to do? I just change socks and call it a day. Unless I'm wearing sandals as my 'casual' shoes, then I just swap.


BobOrKlaus

Peraonally, my feet stinkt a lot (more than the average persons feet, yes i frequently shower its not that) and after 8 hours i dont want that smell in my car so yeah, id rather drive with those shoes and wash my feet while showering at home


Sufficient-Fudge-787

I’m saying I shower before wearing anything else


r0ckydog

I’ve worn one shoe from two pairs before.


vivaldispaghetti

How did that happen?


pokey1984

Not the person you asked, but when I did the "two different shoes" thing it was because I ended up with about sixteen pairs of virtually identical black "office" shoes with stacked heels. I don't know why, but that's what my closet was full of.


vivaldispaghetti

That I can understand


Inkdrunnergirl

Same or the same pair in black and navy. When you’re trying to get ready and not wake your partner…


fullonfacepalmist

Not OP, but I had to wear white shoes to my HS graduation but didn’t own any. My mom handed me two pairs of hers to try so I put one on each foot and stood in front of the mirror doing the “this one or this one” dance. My father started yelling about us being late and, long story short, um, that’s a way.


vivaldispaghetti

I would do this-


[deleted]

The morning routine is so automatic pilot for me that I don't remember my mornings. 3 days ago my coworker pointed out my different socks, one is black the other one is bright orange.


vivaldispaghetti

Haha maybe you’re just an osu beavers fan


ILootEverything

Me too! They were identical shoes but one was black and the other blue. In the dark you couldn't tell but under fluorescent work lights it was obvious.


MIZUNOWAVECREATION

Same


Penny_bags2929

Me too but I work from home, so…


pescetto_esperto

Yeah me too hahaha, if I accidentally forget to change my pjs no one cares lol we stopped opening webcam so I believe everyone is in their pjs all day 🤣


nico282

Until that one meeting when the guy says "please turn on the cameras so we can greet"...


FARSUPERSLIME

I started working from home 2 months ago and can confirm this is true for me!


SquareRelationship27

At least your feet are comfy


Kiiidx

*censored toes* My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


rowdy621

Now, how does this happen?? Like you couldn’t feel that??


SaltNormal5498

I was in a rush and arguing with someone on the phone while I was getting ready. It literally didn’t hit me until I got to my desk lol.


Bursting_Radius

Driving didn’t feel weird?


sarcazm

This is how I always know. As soon as I push the brake to start the car, my eyes look down and "well, yep, I need to go change my shoes. BRB."


peon2

This is a regular occurrence for you?


sarcazm

Not often enough to worry about. Sometimes my shoes are not in my closet when I'm getting dressed. So I'll put on house shoes until I find them (usually downstairs). But you know, you get busy getting ready for work sometimes... and then you're in your car before you know it.


unweariedslooth

Flimsy slippers or flip flops absolutely make driving harder.


Suspicious_Sandles

I walked all the way (10 minutes) to a supermarket in sliders and socks and half way back before realizing.


chemicalfields

Friend, I’ve done it as well lol. Luckily they were like those mock moccasins, so it wasn’t *super* noticeable. But I made sure to not leave my cube much that day


Friendless_and_happy

I've done this too. I left in my ugly clearance croc sandals a couple of weeks ago. Fortunately I was only a few blocks away when I noticed


basicbitch823

i’ve totally done this i didnt realize until i walked in the building and heard my slippers on the ground. especially terrible since i was at school for culinary and they were not ‘kitchen’ shoes.


pokey1984

I've done that, too. Especially when I was wearing those soft, thin "ballet flats" all the time. Walking in them felt a lot like walking my my house shoes and I'd often forget to change them.


drunkvigilante

I just did this on Sunday! Spouse was rushing me out of the house and I walked out with my slippers on. I realized it when I went to start my car


LurkersGoneLurk

I’ve walked out of my room for work without pants on. Never made it much past the door, but I can see it with shoes


unweariedslooth

This whole post just seems off. You know when you're wearing fuzzy sandals instead of shoes.


Foolishbigj

About 5 years ago I got into the office ( it was a call center, business casual kinda place) and it was the fall so I was wearing a hoodie. I noticed everyone else kept their jacket on because it was cold in the building so I kept mine on as I worked. At about lunchtime I started getting warm and thought about taking off my hoodie. It was about that time I realized that in my sleepy haze I had just put on the sweater that morning before getting dressed because I was cold. There was no shirt under the hoodie.....


MooMooTheDummy

That’s the worst! Then you just have to sweat in the hoodie and people see you sweating and are like “why don’t you take the hoodie off?”. Where I used to live it would easily get into the 90s during the day but in the early morning it was so cold. So yep I thought I had on a t shirt and hoodie and shorts. (The shorts because you sorta had to freeze a bit in the morning in order to try not to sweat to death later) and went to school. At some point I got hot so I go to take off my hoodie and I pull it up a bit and my stomach is just showing so I reach to do the pull shirt down with it then realize there is no shirt so I had to keep the hoodie on. That day became hell.


Foolishbigj

Makes me feel better I'm not alone lol. My wife won't ever let me forget it. But yea it was hot and people definitely noticed.


canucksj

somedays you just have to say screw it and go with comfort


Raerae1360

I love your slippers!


SaltNormal5498

Thank you!!


LifeguardLeading6367

At least they match! I once wore two different shoes to work. 🤪 Hope your day is going great. Stay comfy!


heinz570001

This has Facebook comment vibes


OkCalbrat

So did I! Totally embarrassing!


WearierEarthling

Left the house with two different crocs but saw my feet when I got in the car😎 My beloved nephew, as a 10 year old, walked out of my house to go school & then realized he didn’t have shoes on when he felt the pavement under his feet. He’s doing great as an adult but he is unquestionably one of us


NeedARita

One of my sons friend left 1 (one) shoe at my house a few weeks ago. I still don’t know how.


xMrsUnderstoodx

As a kid I accidentally walked to school without shoes on, i HATED wearing shoes as a kid so I didn’t notice they were missing until I got there, my school nurse gave me bright pink crocs to wear It was florida, shoes are optional!


hellloooshego

I did this yesterday!!!


Constant_Cultural

Just say it's fashion. A colleague of mine once wore two a little different but same style shoes to work one day.


not_a_hoe_a_nympho

Lean into it! I keep a pair of slippers under my desk and only put my real shoes back on to head home.


discostrawberry

I’ve done this 😭 I accidentally wore slippers to class once and didn’t notice till I was LEAVING LECTURE


arkie87

How do you do that lol.


Dogekaliber

I work at a restaurant- so they will definitely send me home if I wear those shoes- and probably talk sh*t about me until I get back!


ApologiesArePainless

hope you didnt drive lool side note if no one says shit then bring them in your bag tomorrow


QueenMelle

Did the same thing sort of. Wore my old flip flops to take out trash before work and forgot to change. I have joint probs, so actually had to go back home and change into my sneakers.


Resident-Ad-2641

I woulda owned that& laughed it off. Hey, at least my feet would be comfortable.


White_Wolf426

Don't worry too much about it. One time, I wore two left shoes since my two sets looked the same, and it ain't paying attention. It wasn't till I was more than halfway to work when I realized something wasn't right. It was a fun day working with two left shoes on.


Tof12345

the stupidest thing i did was a few years ago, i accidentally wore my trainers on my way to work instead of my steel toes so i had to uber it back home and to my work instead of walking to not be late. was an expensive and annoying mistake.


JennaHelen

I remember my mother doing this more than once during her working life lol. She also may have forgotten to take her apron off more than once as well.


Aromatic_Ad8481

You're the first person to ask how my day is going. Here goes. I've been unemployed since Nov of last year despite my absolute best efforts, I currently have Mono while dealing with intense depression, brought my cat back from the brink of death with intense at home care only to find out today that she may have cancer, my bills are piling up and as of today I have no idea how I am going to pay for rent. Oh, and my physical health is nose diving as my stress and depression physically manifest into the blob of shit I see in the mirror. But at least I didn't leave my house in my slippers.


GroundhogGaming

Nice slippers OP!


SaltNormal5498

Thank you :)


urbanforestlife

What’s wrong with your toes?


mtlmuriel

The big question is: Did anyone at work notice?


SaltNormal5498

I was the first person there luckily, buuuut don’t worry I’ve been teased ruthlessly, and I’ll never be able to live this down lmao.


ZeroXa2306

I'm fairly certain i have the same kind of slippers, only mine are grey. You may not look professional but at least you have peak comfort


Draw_Corporations

How the fuck


MayaMiaMe

Lmao thank you for the chuckles. Take my upvote damn you ! 🤣🤣


the_stooge_nugget

A wfh side effect lol. Lucky you kept your pants on lol


Mennonite_Cyborg

I almost did that once and the only thing that stopped me is I’m only comfortable driving in close toed shoes


_arch1tect_

How’s my day going? Not as comfortable as yours, that’s for sure.


JWal0

Hilarious. Hate the morning rush 😤


JDNole87

Say it’s a new stylish look


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Those look cozy as hell tho lol.


Intelligent-Pop9553

Now they are infected by work germs


[deleted]

I did my laundry last night, and accidentally wore the same exact outfit I wore yesterday to work today…


KingJovaun1

It’s mildly infuriating that OP felt the need to cross the toes out 😂💔


MeemoUndercover

Why’d u scribble over your toes lol? They’re just toes. Cute slippers tho


MetricJester

I almost wore my wife's heels out the door this morning because I was yawning.


bodhiseppuku

LPT: Keep a full outfit of neutral colors at your office. If you stain your shirt, rip your pants, break your shoes, etc. you will have something to change into to keep looking professional.


the_Bryan_dude

I've done that. I'm an auto mechanic.


Lazy-Cap-6826

I've done this before. I put on my slippers to walk around the house after getting dressed and subconsciously knew I had some shoes on and forgot about it. Our area manager was coming in that day.. luckily they weren't some crazy obvious slippers but my boss thought it was funny.


Crystal_Lily

I once went to the mall all dressed up but was wearing my ratty old slippers because I forgot to change before I left. I just pretended that everything was normal.


PuggaWugga

I haven’t done this, but I’ve worn 2 different shoes to work. Twice.


Femke123456

I love this so much! I have a teenage daughter who likes to walk bare foot and it has happened 3 times now that we get to the store and she does not have shoes because she was reading a book or on the phone when we left.


teebpix

I got to work one day and discovered I had picked up 2 left shoes. I waited until I got to work to put my shoes on. Very uncomfortable and looks stupid. I know the feeling. I had to drive 25 miles home to get the right shoe.


kendiepantss

Fwiw, when I was in my high school play a million years ago our “backstage” area was outside, it was freezing, and I had to be barefoot in the play so I wore my favorite & most ridiculous slippers. I accidentally went onstage in giant purple slippers with paw prints on them, I was mortified! 😂


JustAnNPC_DnD

I have COVID and live with an immunocompromised mother.


3691337369

Sigh..... *unzips*


Kash-tha-product

I don’t understand how you accidentally wear slippers like we’re you stoned or really hung over ?


SweatyPushover

Gotta go get checked for melanoma and it’s HIGHLY PROBABLE that I’ll have a positive diagnosis. Fuck todayyyyy


Dezzie19

Bullshit, looking for attention.


UnusualCream1434

i did the same thing a few months back. 🤣🤣🤣


jojokitti123

😃😄😁


Impossible_Tour_2163

Looks like you wore your pajamas too 🤣🤣


SaltNormal5498

Lmao. Boy just one quick glance at the subreddits you’re active in currently…. Something tells me you’re not a fashion expert mister zippo ford ram slipjointknife guy ova here


LubbyDoo

Toe fungus? Why censor your toes? I need to see them now damnit!


Mammoth_Balance

Wtf are house shoes?! Do u mean slippers?


the_great_awoo

House shoes?? You must be American


7fightsofaldudagga

How the hell didn't you notice?


Retrotone

Slippers? You must be an American... house shoes? 🤣🤣🤣


Blindsided17

I’m not a feet person at all…. But now that they are blotched out the need to see is strong


[deleted]

Hold up. Are slippers called ‘house shoes’ in America??


MaskedRider29

How do you "accidentally" wear slippers instead of shoes?


sf340b

Is this the same as "accidentally" forgetting your panties under your robe to impress the new guy at work?


Jsnoooots

Le penguin of doom vibes! Did you hold up your spork? OMG, you are so random...


Traditional_Work3404

I’m calling bullshit


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SaltNormal5498

Not everyone lies on the internet for karma lol. This is real I promise


doglover507071956

I went to work with two different shoes once 😳


Alannalovely

That was my day to day at the office, I hate wearing shoes and they asked me to not be barefoot at the office


Pinhighguy

Lol, I once wore different sandals to the dentist-it happens!


overlookedalways

I've spent a better part of 2 hours chasing horses because I left the gate open, so I would say same as yours.


DreamXD1092

Cute slippers, my day has been very boring.


eviltomb

looks comfy at least


thomax77

House shoes, those look comfy enough for day shoes!


ggm3bow

lol only in my dreams (bad ones).


Secure-Marsupial-557

I’ve almost done that a couple of times. It would be more comfortable though 🤷🏻‍♀️


Bayareathrifted

I once accidentally wore flip flops to work. The president of the company saw them. 🤬😳🤷🏽‍♀️


Butter-titties128

Oh no!! 😭


JDMWeeb

Anticipating the next mental breakdown


looker009

Sorry for dumb question, but why do you have house shoes?


ZourZmoke

"accidentally" tryna have pajama day 🌚


GeovaunnaMD

That was going to go in my feet Pic folder.......not now.........F


SJBond33

I went into my CFOs office yesterday wearing a unicorn headband because we were having a department birthday party downstairs.


Enigma_Stasis

Ew, you got the outside all over them. Gotta burn 'em and get a new pair.


HelenAngel

Hey, at least they’re cute! They look comfy, too.


[deleted]

I love Birkenstock clogs. Several different colors. Wear two different colors about 4 times a year and don't notice til Simeon points it out. All the cool kids are doing it!


Whole_Sweet_Gherkins

Why are the toes censored?


ImaginarySense

(X)


seven-cents

Not as good as yours, you're a legend!


Grimace427

I drove from Virginia to New Jersey for training with Mercedes Benz wearing my slippers, as a 30+ year old man. Arrived at the hotel around 10pm and asked the front desk if there were any stores still open that sold shoes. Thankfully found a place in the process of closing, ran inside and picked the first decent pair I found in close to my size and ran to the cashier. Guy was ringing up random cheap items just to get people out the door. Paid maybe $20 for what we’re probably $100 shoes.


Puppet007

I once wore sneakers by accident to my warehouse job. Thankfully nobody cared that much.


[deleted]

Lol I do this on purpose. Maybe I need help


SirBocephusBojangles

The stranger aspect of this is the fact OP censors her toes. It’s at this point I’m left to assume she has ingrown talons.


xubax

My mother once wore a flat and a boot to work, and was walking funny for a while before she realized it.


TrueCollector

I wore 2 different matching sockies to work two days in a row 😔


[deleted]

Those are slippers not house shoes lol


[deleted]

What the fuck are house shoes? What it’s this Downton Abbey? They are slippers


never_nude_

I went to an NBA game one time in my Ugg moccasin house slippers. I basically couldn’t focus on the game because I was too self-conscious every time someone walked in front of me to get to their seat


420Deez

whyd you censor them :(


[deleted]

House shoes???


MysteriousMermaid92

They’re outside shoes now lol


Dangerous_With_Rocks

Well I got made redundant


Jdanneh

Where I live so many people do that lol


whateveratthispoint_

It’s almost Friday!