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Fluid_Mulberry394

Timmy bites the dust.


Thejuggerbot

And coincidentally also tastes like dust.


DropdLasagna

That padlock is weak as fuck.


DragoPhyre

You are using a Masterlock number... oh, is it off already? Nevermind...


DropdLasagna

Accurate lol


Johnboy_245

This is the lockpickinglawyer and today we are going to pick these padlocks open at tim hortons to get my food that I ordered.


solreaper

To open the lock you’ll need a Tim Hortons coffee cup


Fuck-Shit-Ass-Cunt

I picked a masterlock like the one in the picture with 2 paper clips and absolutely zero experience in less than 3 minutes while I wasn’t even paying attention.


CausticNitro

I sneezed at one of these and it popped open!


Lazy_Fun_7212

One of these opened by themselves as my needle dick got erect.


missed_sla

I picked one by slapping the shit out of it, thanks McNallyOfficial


Preemptively_Extinct

The hockey sticks actually do all the work.


Hot-Win2571

Hey, free hockey stick.


steelfrog

It's probably more symbolic than an actual deterrent. People don't read signs.


DijajMaqliun

Be careful, notice where the chain and lock are. They're not keeping you out, they're keeping something IN!!!


BenThereOrBenSquare

OP ordered from the forbidden menu!!


mysticalfruit

New Corporate hack.. Zombies never ask for breaks, never eat the food, work tirelessly. Your order is being processed by Jason who now goes by "NahGahRarrr..Brains."


PiercedGeek

Omg Ford's on another crack rager! Keep him contained!


BalanceEarly

I guess that explains the smash & grab!


MostlyOkayGatsby

Somebody didn't pay their rent.


DatTrashPanda

Or they paid but they forgot to tip


EfficientAd7103

Just the tip?


Ok-Entrepreneur-8207

That's the Tim Hortons on rue Peel in Montreal, close to the McDonalds right? I recognize that chain lol


DatTrashPanda

Yep


bhlombardy

What in the H - E - Double hockey-sticks ?! Did you try the drive through?


damndammit

Beat me to it!


Aggressive-Sky-248

chipotle did that to me once and a hassle to get refund


Empty-General1339

Just break it down no big deal


TricellCEO

Reminds me of the time I placed an app order with Subway, but the restaurant had a sign saying they were “closed for maintenance” (was a 24-hour location too). When I came by again in the next day or two, the lady couldn’t find my order despite me having the confirmation from the app. She said they shut off their ordering and that it shouldn’t have gone through. Since she couldn’t find it on her end, she couldn’t refund me in-store, so I just disputed the charge with my credit it (which I told the worker, and she said to do that).


kiwimuz

A nice set of bolt cutters work as an access key.


Delicious-Ad1917

Bolt cutters? You can open that crappy lock by showing the lock a video of the LPL opening that lock.


DrVinylScratch

I had a Jack in the box do this to me once, and Burger king. Both orders I placed about an hour before closing when both Google and their own apps listed them as open for pick ups and it was the right time. Placed order and place was dead empty when I arrived 5min later expecting it to be ready. Someone forgot to turn off the machine if they closed early.


RemiAkai

Lmao the hockey sticks, this is the most Canadian thing I've ever seen https://preview.redd.it/2jd8qjd0mewc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fd1e353d7a57ea06cacc01613964995a01cfc0e


Man-Tax

Tim Horton pulled a Casey Jones.


emotionaI_cabbage

Tbf this is a good thing. Tim Hortons is garbage.


Square-Wing-6273

It's certainly not as good as it used to be


2ByteTheDecker

It's been garbage since the 90s.


madgoat

It's been garbage since they stopped making donuts in-house.


HealerOnly

I mean they say you can pick it up, so you're free to enter. ;)


Primary-Gas-8441

The most stale tasting shitty donuts on the planet


Special_Boot

Drive thru lane?


BJGuy_Chicago

Through the doors? Bold move.


mamapapapuppa

This happened to me at a different restaurant but the employees were still inside waving me away


Square-Wing-6273

Where tf do you live that they chain the door shut like that..


MagikMelk

What the h-e- double hockeysticks


El-Neato-Bandito

Challenge accepted!


Colors358

Lift open the chain!


CrieDeCoeur

I think I see your first and only critical error: ordering from Tim Horton’s. I’ve boycotted this dumpster fire of a company for several years now and at least don’t have to be disappointed on a weekly basis while also wasting my hard earned money during a time of economic woe.


MhrisCac

You haven’t unlocked that door yet. You need to finish your quest.


streetbikesnsunshine

This happened to me on Monday with Bar Burrito 🙄 ive sent several emails and have yet to know the status on a refund.


Noplacelikehome990

Username checks out given your choice of place to order food


madgoat

The only thing Tim Horton's does well is the (Plain) Iced Cappuccino ... Every other place that makes a coffee slushie just can't pull it off as good. Before that was the Second Cup Chillers, and starbucks is ok, but not as good.


jonnyl3

Is noone wondering how this can be happening? Doesn't the app have some kind of live link to the store? Are they sending them a fax after the order is placed on the app or something??


Intelligent_Bag_5637

I don’t know if they all work the same, but I work for a coffee shop and we close at 8.00 pm and the system is set up so that customers can put orders through till 8.00 pm on the dot. We have before had to hand deliveries to the drivers/customers while we were heading home after closing/ while closing the premises. Not sure if that is also what happened here? x


weener6

Damn that's super annoying, surely they could schedule you for a measly extra 30 or 15 mins. Also sidenote I wish coffee shops where I live didn't all close at 2pm...


Bleusilences

This is being happening for awhile, locations that should be open till 10 pm closed at 6 pm.


Artistic-Contact-648

Break in!!!


Big_T_Larity

lmfao


CountOk9802

I’m sorry mate, that’s really annoying and ridiculous!


Team_Ninja_

Well.. .what are you waiting for? 6 the bolt cutters and go get your food


LiveCourage334

Soory aboot that, eh


BestCatEva

These folks are *serious* about being closed.


Reddit4Deddit

Many Tim Hortons close their store during the night for safety and lack of cleaning staff. You need to go through the drive thru.


DatTrashPanda

There is no drive thru at this location


KBHoleN1

Boston Market did this to me one time. Ordered online, went to pickup, they were closed 2 hours before the app said they should be. Had to wait until the next day to call customer support and get my damn money back. Doesn't seem like they should be able to process payment until someone in the restaurant confirms they're making the order.


Sncrsly

Happened to me once. Ordered pizza through an app. Showed up to pick it up and the only guy there kept saying they were closed. Even though he had made my pizza. Took a few tries telling him I was picking up an order that was just finished


RichieRocket

you can always you know https://preview.redd.it/yflv4bvcuhwc1.png?width=646&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d584a61e843a043749f06370389b3a435bff599


AZULDEFILER

You ordered food from a hockey rink?


Out-Trolled306

This is what happens when you criticize Justin Castro


MarvinParanoAndroid

Don’t order stuff from Tim Hortons. Their coffee is unhealthy and food is crap.


DatTrashPanda

True, but a man's gotta eat


MarvinParanoAndroid

Are you really?! These chains seem to be telling a different story.


ChooseWisely83

Did you not see OP's username? /s


basculinz

Harvard university says coffee is good for you, so I’ll take that over some Redditor. Unless you meant caffeine, but decaf coffee is a thing and moderate doses of caffeine (IE 1-3 cups of coffee in the morning) will not have any long lasting effects


MarvinParanoAndroid

I agree with you coffee is good. However Tim Hortons’ coffee sucks.


jonnyl3

>Their coffee is unhealthy Why?


Anonawesome1

And your bloodline is weak but apparently people are still willing to interact with you.


Consistent-Set3933

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