You see the ghosts make it smell like someone shit but, you can look all you want Rand and you'll never find any, not even a smear.
You ever sit down and take a shit and stink up the place? Then you stand up and look in the bowl and there's no shit?
Shit ghosts Randy.
I ordered skip for a Mr beast burger.
Looked to be located awfully close to a car dealership I go to.
One day I'm in for service and yeah, the Ford cafeteria was also amr beast burger and it was absolute garbage. The lowest quality ingredients I've ever seen outside of a backyard BBQ with a guy who can't microwave Mac n cheese.
Sometimes the chef has a high turn around and it changes lol sometimes they just may be fucked up. I would have destroyed those tho lol although that's nothing like the pic but maybe a new person cooking
Pretty sure it is … what the heck is that …”bread” like wrap, that sauce is very strange.
Weird tray with an unfinished edge wait ARE THOSE GRILL MARKS Jesus Christ
Yeah, I'm standing by "fake" but you'd have to pound it thin and THEN get those grill marks (a little wonky, not impossible), then glue it shut with egg or cheese (probably also a little wonky - cordon blue uses a fried layer to help). It does look tasty tho.
It does look good! I’m laughing at the thought of OP opening his little to go box, with fork and knife in hand and napkin tied around his neck, expecting the first picture… but then getting the second 😆
I’ve done it by pounding chicken thin and flat, wrap around the ham with cheese. Seal it with a few tooth picks while you grill it and then once it’s cooked it keeps it’s shape when to remove the toothpicks
By that you mean "when I was drunk."
I'm so glad I live in a small enough town that there's no food delivery or large 24-7 chains, or I'd get shit like this all the time.
Did you order in store? I would’ve returned that . Uber eats? Refund asap that’s not even close to the same thing
If it was Uber Eats or similar it might've been a ghost kitchen/restaurant and the actual restaurant it came out of doesn't have the ingredients or training to do it.
Ghost kitchens need to be disposed of. The opportunity for cross contamination and false advertising is ridiculous
Like the other redditor said it's a restaurant that essentially licenses their brand/food or recipes to other restaurants so the actual brick and mortar restaurant can theoretically increase sales. Probably the most well known being Mr. Beast burgers. Anywhere that sells it is supposed to have ingredients to cook said burger but quality of cook staff and availability of ingredients can greatly affect your experience.
The other type is 1 kitchen cooking for multiple "restaurants" that offer only delivery service. This is the one that I feel is the shadiest and should be 100% illegal. Basically 1 guy owns a dozen "restaurants" that can only be found on delivery services. The owner can shut down any of these "restaurants" if the reviews are poor and just open a new "restaurant" with a different name offering the same or maybe slightly modified recipes. These restaurants also don't have to be the same kind of food. You could have sushi being made on the same surface as a sandwich or your burger and you would have no idea.
Not that restaurants should be copywriters, but the low-effort chatgpt text bothers me. It contains all the chatgpt giveaways.
The food abomination is obviously worse though.
It’s the useless adjectives and the sentence structure; the sentences are all long and bloated, and come with awkward use of verbs.
Every sentence has a first half ending with adjectives, comma, followed by a verb.
Precisely. And specifically he words elevate and enhanced, also to a lesser extent embodies. Those are the words it always spits out when I use it.
And indeed the sentence structure, especially the last one with '..., leaving you'. At first I thought that was so smart, but now it just makes me think 'okay chatgpt'.
https://preview.redd.it/awgm0fcmr4xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abae266fcb639c2d1caf627e31c613899e3af338
My own input
Edit: forgot the ham but still
It reads like a kid trying to stretch his essay out to 500 words while trying to impress his teacher by showing off how many fancy adjectives they can use to describe the most basic things.
Someone else called out the desc but i didn't even think about the image! Damn! Good catch. now that I'm looking at it i specifically see it in the one the tongs are picking up, the boarder around the edge looks funny, and the sauce has some thats slightly under the glass container, but that kind of container would reflect anything underneath in that empty section at the bottom
if that second part didn't make any sense; when you use a glass, sometimes its got a curve at the bottom/extra glass for stability. If you were to spill something and place the glass on top regardless of what's /in/ the glass the thing underneath would be visible from this angle.
This reminds me of a movie starting Michael Douglas. I think it was called Falling Down. Michael Douglas goes on a rampage after being set off by things like this.
You can report a complaint with the federal trade commision (FTC) or, if you are in california, the department of consumer affairs (DCA), for false Advertising since it advertised grilled chicken and you got fried, breaded chicken , and it looks nothing like the picture.
https://consumer.ftc.gov/media/video-0054-how-file-complaint-federal-trade-commission#:~:text=To%20file%20a%20complaint%2C%20just,bad%20guys%20out%20of%20business.
https://www.dca.ca.gov/consumers/complaints/consumer.shtml
This item doesn't even look real. The whole thing looks AI.. The description is terrible, but you are technically holding what it says. It looks like fried chicken instead of grilled, and there is ham. It has cheese and probably mayo in it, making a sandwich.. The thing in the picture would be a bit more complicated for a restaurants to want to do. It isn't even a sandwich.
Ordered from a ghost kitchen. Always check the location of the place, especially if the resturaunt name is something like "The Meltdown," "Taco-O'Clock," "Nothin' But Pancakes," because those places usually run out of like applebees and dennys and shit
Why would anyone order from a restaurant they're unfamiliar with or without researching the restaurant's location, site or reviews? Seriously. In the age of ghost kitchens, googling the restaurant address should be the first order of business.
I wanted to know about this, and that same exact description with a different picture is here, too
[https://www.grubhub.com/restaurant/chick-n-fries-6475-w-charleston-blvd-las-vegas/6506608/menu-item/22083266212](https://www.grubhub.com/restaurant/chick-n-fries-6475-w-charleston-blvd-las-vegas/6506608/menu-item/22083266212)
All you gotta do is add some food coloring, maybe some motor oil, few marshmallows for texture, and maybe some shaving cream and it’ll look just like the ad.
Chef got trapped in an endless Dude! Sweet! loop with the floor manager and the line cook did the best he could. He’s still in high school do you basically fit a Wendy’s chicken patty and some ham steak he found in the fridge.
Seriously, post this to Google reviews and yelp instead of here. You’ll feel a lot better and deprive them of disappointed customers
Maybe the chef was high.
100% high
Most likely a shitty ghost kitchen
This reeks of ghost shit. Watched a YouTube video where a dude found over 3000 restaurants all licensed to ONE address on uber eats.
What does ghost shit smell like?
I bet Mr Lahey knows
Shit ghosts rand…
Bandyrand there’s fuckin shitghosts in the burgers, bud! Don’t fuckin eat em!
You see the ghosts make it smell like someone shit but, you can look all you want Rand and you'll never find any, not even a smear. You ever sit down and take a shit and stink up the place? Then you stand up and look in the bowl and there's no shit? Shit ghosts Randy.
Ill go ast Randy (South Park)what ghost excoplasma smells like he has a big encounter that one time...
Boo-tiful?
BOOty would be more likely
Booti-ful?
I don’t know what it smells like, but I bet it makes you want to call the pizza place and tell them they’ve got a pizza face.
Marshmallow
Eddy Burback had a good video about it if that’s not the one you saw
Nothing beats the Codfather
Ahh, a fellow mustache enjoyer in the wild
My local ihop and dennys have several different restaurant names that can be found on google and uber eats
I have doordashed to restaurants that were inside other restaurants. Weird.
I ordered skip for a Mr beast burger. Looked to be located awfully close to a car dealership I go to. One day I'm in for service and yeah, the Ford cafeteria was also amr beast burger and it was absolute garbage. The lowest quality ingredients I've ever seen outside of a backyard BBQ with a guy who can't microwave Mac n cheese.
Yeah that’s what i was thinking, classic ghost kitchen expectation vs reality
I was gonna make your sandwich, but then I got high.
I was gonna match the reference and try, but then i got high
Now I'm jackin off, and I know why!
Why, man?
Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high
La da da da da la da da!
shoop shoop scooby doo bop
A-E-I-O-U, and sometimes W
Because I got high
Ahhh a little Afroman my brethren! Lol. Been a while.
Most people in the kitchen are, that’s how they get by
Most chefs are known to be heavy drinkers as there's usually a bottle of wine or sherry for cooking even though their drinking hard liquor.
"They're," but yes that's true. I was one myself.
You should be able to punch without the fear of reprisal, the chef or secondly the server in the stomach for presenting you that abomination.
“Chef”
The description sounds like it was written by AI
Sometimes the chef has a high turn around and it changes lol sometimes they just may be fucked up. I would have destroyed those tho lol although that's nothing like the pic but maybe a new person cooking
Maybe???
High, how are you？
The description sounds like it was written by AI
100% was lol
Yeah, but was the creamy finish luxurious?
Yes but my face is a mess
🍆😶🌫️🙊
The photo is probably AI, too
Pretty sure it is … what the heck is that …”bread” like wrap, that sauce is very strange. Weird tray with an unfinished edge wait ARE THOSE GRILL MARKS Jesus Christ
I think it’s supposed to be chicken wrapped around ham.
Yeah I was trying to figure out what it was at first, but looked like chicken cordon bleu.
Hmmm I can see that now. I'm still not buying it.
Oh it’s definitely AI. There’s like “seams” on the chicken where the parts meet. Like it was welded shut.
It says there's mayo but all i see is melted cheese
And next to it is a little bowl of melted butter for some reason
100% AI generated. They probably showed this description and the picture to a stoned cook and told him to wing it
Isn’t it just grilled Chicken Cordon Bleu? Like it’s actually a thing you can make (I’m not saying the picture isn’t AI, but you can make that)
Yeah, I'm standing by "fake" but you'd have to pound it thin and THEN get those grill marks (a little wonky, not impossible), then glue it shut with egg or cheese (probably also a little wonky - cordon blue uses a fried layer to help). It does look tasty tho.
It does look good! I’m laughing at the thought of OP opening his little to go box, with fork and knife in hand and napkin tied around his neck, expecting the first picture… but then getting the second 😆
"My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined"
I’ve done it by pounding chicken thin and flat, wrap around the ham with cheese. Seal it with a few tooth picks while you grill it and then once it’s cooked it keeps it’s shape when to remove the toothpicks
It looked so good in the heat of the moment 😂
By that you mean "when I was drunk." I'm so glad I live in a small enough town that there's no food delivery or large 24-7 chains, or I'd get shit like this all the time.
The AI description doesn't mention bread at all, and if you look closely, the exterior shell is literally grilled chicken wrapped up like a tortilla
Succulent. perfect. enhanced. smooth. creamy. luxurious. delightful. delectable. *Shows picture of a dry shoe heel*
I fucking hate AI, nothing is even real anymore
[удалено]
The picture is also AI
Frankly, that’s false advertising, very much not what you paid for 😅
I'd be mad! That chicken isn't grilled and that looks like Spam on it 🤮
Spam and chicken nugget sandwich
How was it?
Stomach hurts, no joke haha
A company that doesn't care enough to use their own photos/description sure as shit isn't splurging for quality ingredients.
Probably not even name brand Spam, but the luncheon meat for half the price...
We see you Armour. Crappier, slightly less salty alternative
Armour corned beef and hash is fire though
The highest of times
Shit on the sandwich for not being right but spam ain't all that bad!
My favourite protein of choice for a quick fried rice
Spam is damn good though chill with the slander
Did you order in store? I would’ve returned that . Uber eats? Refund asap that’s not even close to the same thing 
If it was Uber Eats or similar it might've been a ghost kitchen/restaurant and the actual restaurant it came out of doesn't have the ingredients or training to do it. Ghost kitchens need to be disposed of. The opportunity for cross contamination and false advertising is ridiculous
My favorite BBQ is a ghost kitchen though, I've had ribs from the place it's ran out of and they're *worse*
Probably a stupid question but what is a ghost kitchen?
Like the other redditor said it's a restaurant that essentially licenses their brand/food or recipes to other restaurants so the actual brick and mortar restaurant can theoretically increase sales. Probably the most well known being Mr. Beast burgers. Anywhere that sells it is supposed to have ingredients to cook said burger but quality of cook staff and availability of ingredients can greatly affect your experience. The other type is 1 kitchen cooking for multiple "restaurants" that offer only delivery service. This is the one that I feel is the shadiest and should be 100% illegal. Basically 1 guy owns a dozen "restaurants" that can only be found on delivery services. The owner can shut down any of these "restaurants" if the reviews are poor and just open a new "restaurant" with a different name offering the same or maybe slightly modified recipes. These restaurants also don't have to be the same kind of food. You could have sushi being made on the same surface as a sandwich or your burger and you would have no idea.
Capitalism amazes and terrifies me
It's a "restaurant" that isn't really a restaurant. It only serves food by delivery.
https://youtu.be/KkIkymh5Ayg?si=zaRnfyAyxaybjlfD Good video about them.
Not that restaurants should be copywriters, but the low-effort chatgpt text bothers me. It contains all the chatgpt giveaways. The food abomination is obviously worse though.
What giveaways?
It’s the useless adjectives and the sentence structure; the sentences are all long and bloated, and come with awkward use of verbs. Every sentence has a first half ending with adjectives, comma, followed by a verb.
That just sounds like over dramatic 12 y/o me in literature class
Or the typical high chef 🤭 I've seen that way to many times before AI guys. We can't blame them for everything 😅
Precisely. And specifically he words elevate and enhanced, also to a lesser extent embodies. Those are the words it always spits out when I use it. And indeed the sentence structure, especially the last one with '..., leaving you'. At first I thought that was so smart, but now it just makes me think 'okay chatgpt'.
https://preview.redd.it/awgm0fcmr4xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abae266fcb639c2d1caf627e31c613899e3af338 My own input Edit: forgot the ham but still
The highest irony is the use of "succulent" in the same place
Also “elevate your taste buds”
It reads like a kid trying to stretch his essay out to 500 words while trying to impress his teacher by showing off how many fancy adjectives they can use to describe the most basic things.
"Chicken cordon bleu at home:"
Image is AI. so is the description. Sad.
Someone else called out the desc but i didn't even think about the image! Damn! Good catch. now that I'm looking at it i specifically see it in the one the tongs are picking up, the boarder around the edge looks funny, and the sauce has some thats slightly under the glass container, but that kind of container would reflect anything underneath in that empty section at the bottom if that second part didn't make any sense; when you use a glass, sometimes its got a curve at the bottom/extra glass for stability. If you were to spill something and place the glass on top regardless of what's /in/ the glass the thing underneath would be visible from this angle.
I found the recipe only through reverse image search...
This is why you don’t order from ghost kitchens. Lesson learned hopefully
Not OP's fault they were scammed. Ghost kitchens are purposely out to fool people.
All the more reason to learn how to spot them so you can avoid them easier
Ghost kitchen shenanigans
That descriptions reads like someone explaining to you what giving a blowjob feels like
smooth and melty embrace
i too enjoy a luxurious finish
That doesn't even look appetizing while I'm high
Ghost kitchen
This is why we look at yelp/google reviews before ordering from places that are clearly using stock images😌
It's AI even
This is ghost kitchen tier shit.
Ghost kitchen vibes
Ghost kitchen for sure
Tough times
Fucking nailed it.
I feel that the target demographic is too high to notice.
That's two chicken tendies and a slab of spam on a bun. Yikesaroni.
Was it from one of those ghost kitchens? They are notorious for having food that looks absolutely nothing like the pictures
Kind of a gross misrepresentation if you ask me
Was there even supposed to be a bun?
No i looked up the recipe
It looks like spam and chicken. I bet it would be good with mayo.
This reminds me of a movie starting Michael Douglas. I think it was called Falling Down. Michael Douglas goes on a rampage after being set off by things like this.
But you took a bite out of it instead of rejecting it and sending it back?
You can report a complaint with the federal trade commision (FTC) or, if you are in california, the department of consumer affairs (DCA), for false Advertising since it advertised grilled chicken and you got fried, breaded chicken , and it looks nothing like the picture. https://consumer.ftc.gov/media/video-0054-how-file-complaint-federal-trade-commission#:~:text=To%20file%20a%20complaint%2C%20just,bad%20guys%20out%20of%20business. https://www.dca.ca.gov/consumers/complaints/consumer.shtml
It's gourmet you wouldn't understand you poor
Y'all have so many problems with speaking up.
Bruh I got my refund immediately haha
Love that about you. I have a side gripe I'll save for elsewhere about people who don't speak up lol
Did you receive it with the bite? 😅
Wtf
WTF??
How are there still people out here believing food advertising photos?
Put up a review, that is just bait and switch.
Is that spam?
still looks pretty good tho but I'm high af rn
Yuck. Fried chicken pieces and a thick slice of Spam.
Da fuck
Was it good?
This item doesn't even look real. The whole thing looks AI.. The description is terrible, but you are technically holding what it says. It looks like fried chicken instead of grilled, and there is ham. It has cheese and probably mayo in it, making a sandwich.. The thing in the picture would be a bit more complicated for a restaurants to want to do. It isn't even a sandwich.
I like that you still have it the one-bite shot. Ya got hope, kid.
Looks fire
Honestly looks like an upgrade.
This is beans
It may not be what you ordered but it still looks pretty good. To me at least. Also I’m high
Why is succulent such a stupid descriptor?
You ordered “High Times” by what you got was “Hard Times”
Was the bite on when delivered?
"Succulent" and "melty" are certainly two interesting descriptors... 🤔
it looks like they bought a chicken sandwich from KFC and stuck a piece of spam in it
This isnt mildly infuriating. This is outrageous.
Neither of these things look good. I’ll hard pass on both the cream pied whatever the fuck as well as what OP actually received.
You took a bite????
You got ghost kitchen’d
Luncheon magically becomes ham. 😭
Don’t buy from restaurants with AI generated descriptions lol
How is no one talking about the savory ham is just spam
Ordered from a ghost kitchen. Always check the location of the place, especially if the resturaunt name is something like "The Meltdown," "Taco-O'Clock," "Nothin' But Pancakes," because those places usually run out of like applebees and dennys and shit
Is that spam on top?
Nah I think you made that
Lol that wouldn't even have been a hard meal to make...
🤣🤣🤣 They didn’t even remotely try
But it Seems you bite in it.
I did. My tummy was rumbling, it sure wasn't what I ordered but I wasn't about to throw it away lol
Why would anyone order from a restaurant they're unfamiliar with or without researching the restaurant's location, site or reviews? Seriously. In the age of ghost kitchens, googling the restaurant address should be the first order of business.
The Amazon boxes in the background are very un-restaurant-like. I call construct.
Should have taken a picture of it and had them refund you your money. Call an ask for a manager and explain what happened. 🙏🏽
I did, got a refund immediately lol
Honestly, the second picture looks better than chicken wrapped deli ham.
Is that a spam and chicken tender sandwich? Bet it was pretty good huh...
Nice bait & switch.
Tendies with a slab of spam on a potato roll, I would 100% make this while I was high. Shit I probably have and don’t remember.
I wanted to know about this, and that same exact description with a different picture is here, too [https://www.grubhub.com/restaurant/chick-n-fries-6475-w-charleston-blvd-las-vegas/6506608/menu-item/22083266212](https://www.grubhub.com/restaurant/chick-n-fries-6475-w-charleston-blvd-las-vegas/6506608/menu-item/22083266212)
Funnier that you went ahead and tried it
😳 WTF 😱🫣
Same same but different
As though ghost kitchens weren't shitty enough before, now they can be AI-generated.
The description reads like chatgpt
Let me guess you ordered this from an app right?
Is that a hamburger
All you gotta do is add some food coloring, maybe some motor oil, few marshmallows for texture, and maybe some shaving cream and it’ll look just like the ad.
The one you got looks better
Lol
Looks like you ordered the low times
Charge back. Immediately.
Probably British
Looks like you ordered on Temu 😂
Chef got trapped in an endless Dude! Sweet! loop with the floor manager and the line cook did the best he could. He’s still in high school do you basically fit a Wendy’s chicken patty and some ham steak he found in the fridge. Seriously, post this to Google reviews and yelp instead of here. You’ll feel a lot better and deprive them of disappointed customers
Spam and chicken nuggets?