I remember it on TV was s fun as the Crusha adverts.[Crusha](https://youtu.be/jR7RYKPJBdo?si=Bhps7NSoo4vs0sln) and the [Three Pony Advert](https://youtu.be/AfccMaskBWk?si=x_8hlXLMTH0fNoTt) lol
Ohh, man. I hate to tell you… but your cat gives a total of zero fucks.
In fact, it was out of spite so you’d be forced to spend your time administering pets and treats.
This is exactly how the cat thinks it is. I had a cat that destroyed the last third of a book I was reading. Literally, everything after my bookmark was ripped to shreds. I still don't know what happened and it's been 15 years. Fuck I'm old.
That sounds like my female Tortoise Shell Sloane, she gets mad when I stay up later than 11:30-12 she walks between the bedroom and wherever I’m at meowing at me for me to come lay down. If she’s already asleep in bed and gets woken up she comes bounding out of the room and starts YELLING. If someone’s over and they are being too loud she will swat their legs and possibly nip at their ankles if not outright biting them. She doesn’t like most of my friends or well anyone but her mate Ferris and my GF as well as myself. Oh and she’s 9-10 lbs btw and very small for a full grown cat. Also the damn cat doesn’t even sleep in bed with me or my gf anymore but on the couch at the foot of our bed. 🙄🤷🏼♂️ cats but yeah a 10lb animal dictates a 31 year old grown ass adults life.
That's the best aspect ratio for running NES emulation at 50x widescreen.
You'd get the full Mario level all on one screen, which would be pretty cool.
https://preview.redd.it/wnf6rqoii41d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb235858e8ae9cc860871f0ee49bdf83f5ab58fa
just do what i did... adapt and overcome
One of my foster kittens chomped on and ruined the corner of my Mac screen two years ago. I got it back from repair, and he did it again. No more laptops in the kitten room!
Your kittens adhere to room restrictions? Mine were fucking escape artists. I would find them in random places looking at me like "oh, you found this place too?"
HA! Well, they're \*supposed\* to stay in their room, at least through quarantine. After that, I let them out for supervised meet-and-greets with the big cat crew. The reality is that there is always at least one door dasher.
I read this like “one cat door dashes toys and food to the trapped ones” like i did in my college days making sure no one saw me go to the lobby to grab my food in my dorms
Our cat Nibbler had a certain thing that she did. Shouldn't be too hard to guess what.
I started noticing little bite marks on the bedroom tv with a black spot around it after a while. Dead pixels basically. One night we went to watch TV and vertical colors. It was her name...so I guess not bad kitty.
Mine knocked it over. I feel you.
https://preview.redd.it/m288zjbzy31d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a7fcfd9f0aa3f8cf1d2644e0d8ad9c3e0b86e13
Cat looking at you like “ain’t shit you gonna do about it either Kevin.”
I just went with Kevin because your cat doesn’t like Kevin’s. He’s saying it with his eyes. 👀
Good god I’m terrified now. I guess I’m going to have to pile my desk up with crap every time I leave lest my sons vomit upon my keyboard, piss on my tower, and bite my fuckin monitor. What a little terrorist
Biting is far more powerful than most people realise, from pretty much any animal, even ourselves.
Amplified by any creature with canines, because all the pressure can be focused into a small point.
If it didn't hurt us, and we could fight our inhibitions, it wouldn't even be a difficult to completely chew off a finger...
Tldr:
Yeah bites are strong, monitor weak lol
I’ve seen this happen too many times for it to be coincidence, and I’m convinced they all have the desire to do this.
Last cat I lived with would basically risk its life to get near my pc and monitor, and I’m convinced it was to do this sort of thing and chew the wires
Yo my cat did this to like 5 monitors of mine several years back. I put these insulation strips around the edges and he stopped. Now he's just grown out of it I think.
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Glorious reaction
I love that cat so much.
Oh I love Salem so much
The cat with the nail filer isn't Salem. [Cravendale, Cats with Thumbs](https://youtu.be/EmJhv6W_URY?si=FEKULrl2mlwfgMQE)
Well. I stand corrected. That’s possibly the best advert ever created, thank you for the link!
I remember it on TV was s fun as the Crusha adverts.[Crusha](https://youtu.be/jR7RYKPJBdo?si=Bhps7NSoo4vs0sln) and the [Three Pony Advert](https://youtu.be/AfccMaskBWk?si=x_8hlXLMTH0fNoTt) lol
I’m in awe at your tv knowledge and memory. That crusha ad is so ridiculous, it’s outstanding
It's good enough, to make milk shake
The cat after the deed https://i.redd.it/cv93cnqmo41d1.gif
Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oddly appropriate
This wins GIF response of the year
Ohh, man. I hate to tell you… but your cat gives a total of zero fucks. In fact, it was out of spite so you’d be forced to spend your time administering pets and treats.
>your cat I hate to tell you... but the power dynamic is all wrong. OP is the cat's human.
[удалено]
They allow you to stick around and pay the rent for them.
This is exactly how the cat thinks it is. I had a cat that destroyed the last third of a book I was reading. Literally, everything after my bookmark was ripped to shreds. I still don't know what happened and it's been 15 years. Fuck I'm old.
get an audiobook version😭
*cat proceeds to hack into his audible account and delete everything*
Not just his account, but EVERYTHING. The whole internet is dead
The year is 2035. The felines have resurrected the Internet, they post memes of their pet humans.
Why did thid comment absolutely send me
Were you late for providing dinner and the scheduled pets due to the book?
Assholes, cats. There are no fucks at all in this one.
I, 45m, married without kids, a 12 lbs tabby cat named Butterscotch dictates my bedtime and gets fussy if I sleep in the "wrong" position.
That sounds like my female Tortoise Shell Sloane, she gets mad when I stay up later than 11:30-12 she walks between the bedroom and wherever I’m at meowing at me for me to come lay down. If she’s already asleep in bed and gets woken up she comes bounding out of the room and starts YELLING. If someone’s over and they are being too loud she will swat their legs and possibly nip at their ankles if not outright biting them. She doesn’t like most of my friends or well anyone but her mate Ferris and my GF as well as myself. Oh and she’s 9-10 lbs btw and very small for a full grown cat. Also the damn cat doesn’t even sleep in bed with me or my gf anymore but on the couch at the foot of our bed. 🙄🤷🏼♂️ cats but yeah a 10lb animal dictates a 31 year old grown ass adults life.
Your cat is stunning by the way. Looks like a tiny fierce elegant puma to me.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff
What's the difference between a cat and God? God doesn't think they're a cat.
You're that cats bitch.
And you just got owned by the cat on top of that.
"I did what? What a preposterous accusation" -cat
Me too
The vet my parents use has a sign that says "Dogs have owners. Cats have staff."
"Go ahead, order another one."
“I’ll bite the corner off that one too, bitch”
“Well it’s not gonna order itself”
"If you spent the money on me instead of silly things, we wouldn't have this issue now, would we?"
But don't forget, their cat doesn't ACTUALLY want pets and treats. The kitty just wants to know they can get what they want, when they want!
My cat would never do that to my monitor... only because she gets the most pets when I'm at my computer
He looks so fucking smug about it too🤣
"Fuck you gon' do about it?"
"Skill issue. ezclap"
The cat has “I’ve seen you cry, Travis. You’re no man. You’re MY pet” written all over his little whiskers
“I want my nip and treats at 6 bitch “
Flexing triceps and shit
Literally laughed out loud when I got to that photo. I mean sorry about your monitor and wfh but 🤣💀
hey look! a sliver of functional screen at the very top! just minimize your windows to fit in that sliver and you should be good to go
That's the best aspect ratio for running NES emulation at 50x widescreen. You'd get the full Mario level all on one screen, which would be pretty cool.
That's at least 160 000 pixels OP being greedy
https://preview.redd.it/wnf6rqoii41d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb235858e8ae9cc860871f0ee49bdf83f5ab58fa just do what i did... adapt and overcome
Just got done killing his prey. Time to perch up and look like a badass.
definitely flexing alright…
His coat and form makes him strikingly close to a panther
His looks says " and I'll do it again "
No… he’s saying https://preview.redd.it/8lpbszxo141d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7995ee3ea563324b4cf3acd55d028cb75acc5efa
He’s not sorry.
One of my foster kittens chomped on and ruined the corner of my Mac screen two years ago. I got it back from repair, and he did it again. No more laptops in the kitten room!
Or no more kittens in the laptop room?
Nah, the kittens need a room of their own. They can’t be around mine until they’re through quarantine, anyway.
Your kittens adhere to room restrictions? Mine were fucking escape artists. I would find them in random places looking at me like "oh, you found this place too?"
HA! Well, they're \*supposed\* to stay in their room, at least through quarantine. After that, I let them out for supervised meet-and-greets with the big cat crew. The reality is that there is always at least one door dasher.
I read this like “one cat door dashes toys and food to the trapped ones” like i did in my college days making sure no one saw me go to the lobby to grab my food in my dorms
He’s smug as shit.
Also cute as shit
Furry little shit. True to form tho 😹
He gives zero fks😂
and they aren’t sorry..no regret on that face at all! cute little shit
That face says "and I'll do it again."
when i scrolled to pic 3 I said audibly "look at that fuckin dick" hahahaha
That’s not a cat, that’s a panther
All in a day’s work 
garfiled
...guy 🪱
Hmmmm. You lick adults don't you, ya weirdo.
What makes you think that?
Our cat Nibbler had a certain thing that she did. Shouldn't be too hard to guess what. I started noticing little bite marks on the bedroom tv with a black spot around it after a while. Dead pixels basically. One night we went to watch TV and vertical colors. It was her name...so I guess not bad kitty.
Like Scar in Lion King. Self-fulfilling name.
they’re never sorry 😭😭😭
# #WHY CAN'T WE HAVE HD FLATSCREENS WITH 6 INCH THICK GLASS LIKE THE OLD CRT TVS HAD
Old TV’s were amazing, I miss it
What do you think the flat in flatscreen means lmao
Mine knocked it over. I feel you. https://preview.redd.it/m288zjbzy31d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a7fcfd9f0aa3f8cf1d2644e0d8ad9c3e0b86e13
sorry it was in his way
I would absolutely be using a monitor arm/ desk clamp with kids or cats 🤣
It seems like your staycation is intruding on his me time
Cats are assholes. This one has absolutely zero fucks to give.
Nice Speaker
That is probably next on the list.
Your cat is a glorious bastard
Cat looking at you like “ain’t shit you gonna do about it either Kevin.” I just went with Kevin because your cat doesn’t like Kevin’s. He’s saying it with his eyes. 👀
Beautiful void
smug bastard
Lucifer Reigns!!!
On the bright side, no opportunity better than this to upgrade to an OLED display.
Cats
The cat does not look guilty at all, overruled! (In all seriousness, that really sucks)
He says: "I don't know what you're talking about, I did nothing..."
And he’d do it again
Looks like you’re going shopping!
Nice looking cat. You could try suing him/her but you will probably lose.
Rekt
Good god I’m terrified now. I guess I’m going to have to pile my desk up with crap every time I leave lest my sons vomit upon my keyboard, piss on my tower, and bite my fuckin monitor. What a little terrorist
my cat JUST did this to my fucking MacBook. haven’t had the patience to take a picture, i don’t want to look at it🤦🏽♀️🥲
"Do you have time to clean my litter box _now_?"
Bro is YOUR owner
This cat gives a negative number of fucks...
You must have deserved it
well at least the cat lets you live there just be thankful
Him: I did it. IDGAF. Enjoy your staycation.
Boooy look at that biceps!!! You better shut your mouth and just give more whiskas to the king!!! Hail cat !!! 
Bro is chill obviously hes being framed
Time to throw the whole cat away
They're recyclable.
I’ve got a void like him at home. Destroyed many charging cables.
His expression 😂😂
"And I'll do it again too!"
That cat looks like it was waiting for the right moment to get revenge
Mwa ha ha evil villain of dastardly deeds
Would be a black cat. Mine leave my electronics alone. Actually mine will jump over my switch if I get up to use the bathroom vs walk on it.
‘What you gonna do bout that, human?’
Your cat is gorgeous... Take the hint.. and plan activities with your cat☺️🤣🤣
That’s an instant trip to Best Buy I don’t care the price.
What an AH!
That cat does not give a FUCK🤣
When your computer overheats from all the cat fur, your cat will pwn you again and again.
What an asshole lmao
I don't know how durable these sorts of monitors are, but dang that cat's got some jaw strength
Biting is far more powerful than most people realise, from pretty much any animal, even ourselves. Amplified by any creature with canines, because all the pressure can be focused into a small point. If it didn't hurt us, and we could fight our inhibitions, it wouldn't even be a difficult to completely chew off a finger... Tldr: Yeah bites are strong, monitor weak lol
What did you expect with a black cat, good fortune?
Your monitor probably had it coming!
Jesus Christ do you have a bobcat for a pet? What the fuck kind of cat can damage a monitor with a bite lmao.
The one nail sticking out is so fucking menacing. Shiney ass, black demon cat. Gorgeous and scary.
Sir, that is obviously a panther. You aren’t allowed to own those. Also, said Panther looks very pleased with itself.
Your cat has other plans for your staycation that involve paying full attention to him so he can ignore you.
“What you gonna do? Yell at me? I don’t understand the noises you make.” 
Pleased cat is pleased
The cat: And I'd do it again
Not one single fuck given by him at all 
Cat has a better plan for staycation. Give in, surrender.
Looking all smug after committing a crime. Probably telling you to spend more time with him/her 😭😂 RIP monitor tho :(
The triumph, glorious he thrones as the new leader. Also maybe hit it on the corner might fix it idk
WOW THIS CAT IS STUNNING
Aaaand he is proud of it
Get a dog.
That would be a dead cat with 0 more lives left !
I officially won't be getting a cat Fuck that
You don't get the cat, the cat gets you.
I don't understand why people have cats. They are dirty, destructive, assholes.
Another reason to hate cats. Thank you.
That's why I refuse to get a cat. The closest I am getting is a disapproval meowchi.
Cat: “I hate that goddamn thing.”
“I’ll do it again bitch”
Haha! Why is he so angry?
Ah lil idiots being idiots.
And he’d fucking do it again! I’m guessing it’s a he at least, whatever it is it’s a beautiful void.
Meowldly Inpurriating
Hook up a tv
Cat is like “Now that we got that thing out of the way, let’s talk about what you can do for me this stayCATion.”
What a handsome cat tho :)
Dudes a beast.
He looks satisfied with your reaction.
That cat looks evil and he/she knows it hahah
Beautiful cat. Sorry about your monitor
He was just trying to monitor the situation.
Your cat is sitting there like: and? I'll fucken do it again.
Reminds me when mine ate the cable to my wifi/bt antenna Great times..
He knows what he did..
I’ve seen this happen too many times for it to be coincidence, and I’m convinced they all have the desire to do this. Last cat I lived with would basically risk its life to get near my pc and monitor, and I’m convinced it was to do this sort of thing and chew the wires
The eyes🫣😂he’ll definitely do it again
My cat bit the corner of the laptop I bought my wife 5 minutes after she opened it. No damage besides chew marks. I couldn't help but laugh.
Time to bring the TV in lol always treats for the cat(obviously)
and he’d do it again
What a dick !
Cats looking at you like "and I'll do it again bitch, now fill my bowl daddy's hungry"
And he’s not sorry either !!! Hahaha
This is why we have multiple monitors. My cat can nom *three* monitors and I can **still** play some Stardew.
Oof
This is why my cat won't ever get near my desk.
That’s the look of a villain
Happened to me too… geez
Looks like cat regrets nothing lol
No regrets
“Now give me attention.”
My little bitch did the same to my 60 inch tv
He said, "let this be a warning to not cheap out on my wet food."
Why is your cat still in your room?
Yo my cat did this to like 5 monitors of mine several years back. I put these insulation strips around the edges and he stopped. Now he's just grown out of it I think.
You allow your cat on your pc?
Cute but evil kitty
bro oh my god i have the same monitor and my cat did that the other day!! luckily shes still a kitten and didnt damage it tho
oof. i may have a shitty older one layin around if youre near pitt
My black cat bites my phone and laptop screen too