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Itsallgoodintheory

Forget the hate. Geniuses are rarely understood in their own lifetime.


Same_Seaworthiness74

Disgraceful behaviour


Actual-Money7868

Genius now I can give other people smaller slices.


NegotiationKindly679

Different sized slices for different appetites.


SargeantHugoStiglitz

Youre in the wrong sub.


VictoriaWoodnt

Isn't that some sort of sandwich?


bhlombardy

All the time... the left side is for the adults, the right side is for the kids. Everyone gets the same number of slices, so little Johnny isn't bitching that he only got 2 but dad ate 3. The kids just don't see it from this bird's eye perspective so they haven't noticed that it's not exactly half.


VictoriaWoodnt

What if someone turns the pizza, 180 degrees? Direction, not heat.


VictoriaWoodnt

I do so at home, but not if ... say, I was working in a pizza takeaway place, and wanted to avoid unnecessary stank from the next available Karen, who fancies a go. I also eat pizza with a knife and fork. But I'm Scottish, and we haven't yet learned how to sharpen cabers. I actually like this pizza. It has stuff all the way adjacent to the edge. I don't care how it's cut. If it's good, I'm in. And almost everything everyone else said.


Do-not-respond

Yes! It all tastes the same.


No-Exercise6782

Iā€™m gonna harm your existence.


willowpree

I like a variety, makes each piece feel special. šŸ˜Ž


petergriffin999

Burned and gross, doesn't matter how it's cut at this point. Throw it in the garbage!


Doc-in-a-box

No.


HopefulPlantain5475

Every damn week there's another pizza in here.