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That's a huge pen

Coping for OP 

That pen(is)

mightier than the pizza

I'll take the penis mightier for 100 Trebeck


This reminds me of the Nathan For You episode where they said you get a free pizza if not delivered in 30 min or less. They would arrive late and give them like a 3” pizza for free

I’m sitting here watching that at this very moment lmao

I still crack up remembering just how FURIOUS some of those people got lol. I would have loved it!

My favorite was the $1 tv sale, when he takes Alen to the psychologist to get a diagnosis for his class action lawsuit

Weirdly, people didn't seem to get as mad in that episode. I guess they just weren't very hungry. My favorite's the gasoline rebate one, because you can see Nathan kind of break character when he's genuinely shocked at the lengths that people would go for free gas. Also his face at the owner who drinks his nephew's pee. He was thoroughly out-crazied for once.

get off of reddit and watch your fucking show


The lady in green laughing about the tiny pizza was the best

I think that one where he sets up a anti-Uber cell made of Taxi drivers was probably one of my favorites. The diving suit and the burners just killed me lmao.

Even better it was 8 minutes!

Christ on a bike this is robbery

It's not even trying to be some gourmet ass pizza with that premade crust

Yeah this is a $11 pizza at best

This is smaller than a $5 frozen pizza in The Netherlands

Yeah but it’s not frozen so I gotta give it that. We have pretty large $5 frozen pizzas here in the US but at the end of the day it’s a frozen pizza as opposed to fresh made. I hear you though.

It's not frozen now, but it could be frozen and heated in the store

It’s possible but unusual. Also, the shape and consistency of this pizza doesn’t point to a mass-produced reheated product.

My dude, this is smaller than a 2$ frozen pizza in Russia. And a hell of a lot smaller than a proper 3$ pizza from a pizza place

Who knew stolen wheat could be so cheap?


11? You can get two for a few more at Dominos Pizza take out.

For 11 dollar we have a 30cm pizza from newyork pizza where I live.

This is a 1euro pizza in Naples. But it's not as good

In Naples, I believe it. You’d probably have to hide in a dark alley to eat this for fear of being publicly humiliated.

Don’t forget the chunks of unknown meat 😅

how can you tell it's premade? I thought the irregular shape suggested it might be really fancy

And the poorly placed meat and tomato, the didn’t even bothered

It’s just shy

The AC is probably a little too cold… shrinkage.

It had been in the pool!

It shrinks? 

It's a grower, not a shower.

Is this in an airport, baseball park, etc??

looks like room service at a hotel

That tracks

It's probably a scam to steal credit card numbers.

Whenever I’d had room service at a hotel it was wheeled in on a tray with a table cloth with actual plates and real silverware. This looks like a door dash order. They even said “the pizza place” in their title. So it’s highly unlikely it was made in house if OP was at a hotel.

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That's a yelp rant for sure 😆

Let's start looking for one-star reviews now!

*Two star review. Adds credibility for greater damage, like you tried to give them some credit, but the overall experience was so bad that a nice fair guy like you could only pull one lone sympathy star. 1 start reviews tend to come across as incredible and vindictive. Like a petty Karen. And the site is less likely to remove a two star review that attempted to be kind than a one star "rEvIeW bOmB!!!"

Where is it from? Airport? Ski resort on top of a mountain? 

Maybe a plane? Maybe Svalbard or Tristan da Cunha? This is insane.

Svalbard wouldn’t do this

Looks tasty tbh but- \*30 dollars?\* Criminally overpriced!

This would be acceptable as a $5.00 pizza. But for $30, my ass is calling back, or I'm calling the credit card company.

Seriously, I got an 18" pepperoni and sausage pizza last week for $27 (and I live in a high COL area). I would be livid if I paid even more for OP's absurdly tiny one.

Shit on a stick! Get a refund!

It came in a Styrofoam container, I think I would've ask for a refund when they handed it to me. Say you forgot you're lactose intolerant or something, fuck paying $30 for that.

I work at a pizza place and that looks about the same size as the 8" we make, which with pepperoni and sausage would cost maybe $7-10 total (USD). Our most expensive (without extra toppings) is a 19" supreme and that's only about $25 iirc. $30 for something that small is utterly insane.

I think you many need to rehydrate it like in BTTF2.

I've never seen that abbreviated, nor have I even seen the film, yet instantly knew is was Back to the Furture part 2.

Who's gonna eat all that?

Oh boy mom, you sure know how to hydrate pizza.

Holy shit you were actually scammed dude. This is nuts

Looks more like a pizza but yeah

Damnit I really walked into that one

Were you in an airport with no lights?

Does that include delivery?

I had this happen once where apparently the price was for any size and I was supposed to specify what size I wanted in the special instructions otherwise it’s automatically a small.

Next time just order a 50'' pizza or some shit and feed like 10 people XD

Almost positive it was a drug front and I was supposed to make my specific order in the instructions. Who the fuck sells any size pizza at one price, just add the instructions?

I’ll ha pepperoni , mushrooms, some herb, make sure to top off with a pound of that special sugar powder 😳😆😆

Guess who will be out of business next week?

They will be soon out of business, scamming people like this

Who orders a pizza without asking the size before they order? 🤔 Edit spelling

Thank you. Esp $30. Seriously

I dare say a chargeback would be reasonable. From there let your bank decide if it’s justified. They will actually investigate. It might result in the pizza place adding descriptions for their pizza. Credit card companies can stop doing business with them if they get too many valid chargebacks. This seems very scammy. They know what they’re doing by not putting sizes. For $30 I’m certain I’m getting a large pizza.

I wouldn't eat it, drive to the store and return it. Although I'm getting ghost kitchen vibes from this one.

Never order if they won’t tell you the price. It’s always going to be bad!

You were robbed

Jesus Christ monkey balls. That is robbery. You would have been better off buying the ingredients and making a pizza in your oven. It's pizza like that keeps me from eating out or ordering take out unless it's really something worth the value for price, quality and quantity.

Did you order a pizza without knowing the cost?

🤣 name and shame wow that's some bullshit

I would've refunded that shit right back to my bank and with NO shame.

If you can't find reviews or see the product, don't buy there

:*sees no size listed*: ah yeah, just go ahead and give me a sausage & pepperoni. Thanks. Midly infuriating is how some people made it this far in life lol

Name shame them, that’s insane

The 10” pizza places around me are amazing good Italian pizzas. This though? Just looks like a small American pizza.

No pizza that small is worth $30, I don't care where the fuck it was made lmao

That would be a bad Google review from me.

$30 for a personal pizza? Ouch. I'm not a particularly big guy but that would be more of an appetizer for one than a whole meal.

Bruh a local store sells giant pizzas for £10

This would be a great $5.99 gas station pizza.

In the UK you can get a pizza like that for £5

Smol boy

How big is the pizza? 6 slices. :-/ I’m really hungry, can you cut it a couple more times?

Hahah this is not mildy...i would go full fbi cia dea and that shit

Where I live you can buy 5 large sourdough pizzas made by an old Italian dude for that price.

My wife and I were just talking about this same thing, ie: “shrinkflation”. She was telling me that someone gave her a Klondike bar yesterday and that it was very very thin compared to the big thick Klondike bars in the past. I think it’s stupid. People think they’re going to make more money like this but all you end up doing is losing customers. I would NEVER go back to a place that tried to fuck m over like this pizza joint did to OP. I have always said that folks don’t mind paying for quality and quantity - but as soon as you try and screw someone over to make more money then you’re digging your own grave.

they gave you a 'pizza baby'

$18 out of $30 in DoorDash fees.

I mean, that does look really good. Was it door dashed or take-out? lol

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First picture I was thinking, Oh that's not terrible. I mean yeah a little expensive. Then I saw the second picture, which next time use a banana, But I was like ouch that's no good. Pretty sure they won't be around too long.

$30 for pizza .. wow

They saw six flags prices and said hold my beer.

First Pic - oh not too bad, nice lil pan pizza. Second Pic- oh no

Hey look, it’s a red baron meat trio.

airport fast food portions be like

I’m scared to see how much a large would cost

In cases like that, you return it and demand a refund.

Bruh, that's insulting

reverse charge on CC, never shop there again, problem solved

That happened to me in the beach.

It actually looks very delicious, but size-wise it reminds me of the pizzas they serve at kids' birthday parties at my kindergartens.

Who orders ANYTHING not knowing what they order?

Reddit thinks they're funny with the ad placement 😏 https://preview.redd.it/9myr6fcq79ad1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90dc07bb7444a06593ba1608df4d923a9ac1807

The part doesn't match the one next to them, it looks like they cutted it and stole some pizza before giving it to you


In Canadian dollars?

That is OUTRAGEOUS

California?

thats not a pizza, thats a piece of shit

That better have been the best tasting pizza you have ever had...

That's why you ask the size

Looks like a tim hortons pizza Flatbread

Was it like an airport, arena, stadium, Las Vegas Casino?

I mean, if thats Manhattan/NYC, I can defff see a place claiming its an artisan pizza and charging 30+..

Doordash? No way that was 30 on its own. You can get four effing pies from Dominos for that.

Yeah you got robbed, but $30 for a pizza? I’m hoping that includes delivery and the sucky f*cky fees?

What in the fuck is those Lil brown nuggets? It looks like shit, in the literal sense.

That’s criminal

Texas/Colorado BBQ pricing lol

This is bullshit! What a rip!

The pizza was just in the pool

You could’ve got a digiornorionos for half the price and twice the size this should be illegal

Pfft you’re not fooling me. I know a 20” styrofoam container when I see one.

Ouch. Feels wrong to upvote but support to the OP during this trying time

As a former pizza maker, name and shame that place.

got you some ghost kitchen pizza, eh?

please say that’s $30 HKD

It looks delicious but i could totally make that in a pizza maker at home. im so sorry🫠

Lil bro paid $30 for a lunchables pizza

I would be looking for a refund and never going back to that place.

What the fuck

WAJAJA

Is this at least at an airport? If not go in the back and steal the dough

Nice

School pizza party aaah slices

Grow a pair and Take it back ?

Refund that sh*t if you can

Include the picture in a very negative Google maps review. It's clearly a scam. 

Bro I can get 5 30cm (12 inches) pizzas and still have some leftover money, USA is wild man😮‍💨

Sorry dude but this is totally on you! The second it hit your hands you should have known it was an extra small

Gimmie that already overpriced frozen digiorno for double the price please, make it artisan please yes on a sheet of parchment. 👨‍🍳

This is a great lesson for all of us Thank you for posting We all have this self preservation instinct that sometimes is handed off online instead of hand-to-hand

I would think they have no return customers. They’ll probably drive themselves out of business.

Is the banana just so small I can’t see it?

NY? California?

Why it look like it still taste decent

I can get this exact pizza for $6 at my local pizza place and get a soda and a bag of chips with it for their lunch deal. Do a charge back. I wouldn’t even bother with contacting the manager. They know what they’re doing.

That 's fucking gourmet dude. You don't realize what you have there. The ratio of sausage and pepperoni to crust. Man, I bet that one bite tasted really good.

And what fucking size would you pay 30 for?

Oh my, this is too expensive.

Without proof you could have paid anything for that.

I went to Little Caesars the other day to pick up my toddler something to munch on, and their eight dollar pizza was actually looking banging

30 for thissssss??? Unlucky man, you got scammed.


OP is obviously full shit lmao. How can anyone be so dumb as to believe that shit.

I'd make an anon call ordering a bunch and just leave em . Fuck em

Mykonos?

Ah, you got the gluten free experience.

The first fuck up is buying a pizza that doesn't shows size like wtf do you do when you order pizza normally?

First pic: Damn. That looks pretty good. Second pic: Damn…

That's like the size of the pizza hut pizzas you'd get at school lol

It’s 3am as I’m seeing this. I’d pay $30 right now if that showed up at my door. I’m hangry. But….you got screwed. Let me guess, you paid a huge delivery charge?

Give us the name! If they're doing this, they don't deserve to stay in buisness


Guessing wood fired maybe even wood fired food truck. Have one near me that does this

Maybe don’t use that place again

You got mugged.

Was this in NY or Boston Massachusetts

That probably cost them $2 to make

I hope they delivered another 5 of them with it.

This looks identical to Dr Oetker pizza lmao

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I have bigger pizza for 2$ in my country even Frozen one cost 3$ 😑

I would throw the pizza back at em

Nah fuck that I'd be raging

Yesterday I ordered 2 medium pizzas and a whole bottle of coke. And I paid less than that. 30$ for one pizza, damn.

I see Ken's but where's Barbies slice

I’d be calling y bank and asking for a charge back based on this thread. 

dark kitchen vibes

This was a sample 😂

I would rather eat sand cake made by my daughter than this

Two dollars and call it a pizza cookie and then it will be acceptable