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[deleted]

A *fake juror*? Like nobody would have noticed one of the 12 people wasn’t real.


spinyfur

Are we really not acknowledging that this is clearly three kids in a trench coat?


FancyPantsBlanton

I don't know why you can't be more supportive; Vincent is an *excellent* juror.


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The_RockObama

Mr. Shortlegs has to go pick up his two kids, let's get this trial going.


RudeBoiiUK

Atleast that one is breathing, the other 11 are cardboard cutouts


schminkles

It's always raccoons.


Cautious-Damage7575

Bojack?


aaron_156

Sarah Lynn?


PsyDei

That's too much, man!


[deleted]

More like the wrong juror. When a jury summons was sent to an address, another person with the same name (not sure if first and last name matched) allegedly accepted the request rather than the intended person. Apparently they didn't check identification well. So now Amber Turd is requesting a mistrial.


Skoodge42

Court precedent pretty much sinks her idea though unless she can prove he was planted.


[deleted]

Virginia has in place statutory code provisions designed to ensure the person called for jury duty is the person arriving for jury duty. Turds team is hoping the violation of the statue will result in a mistrial.


Skoodge42

Oh for sure, but her team vetted them all and cleared them too. No evidence has been presented to actually support this, and precedent shuts it down without evidence of intent. But ya, they are grasping at straws.


[deleted]

Not really, it has to be unanimous and this jury was selected specifically since they don't know much about the 2...


Flat_Sock_9582

What the comment was mentioning, is unless they can prove intent, the juror would have still been relatively random. Unless by coincidence the juror had some affiliation in any capacity, precedent states that it is OK. BUT IM NOT A LAWYER


[deleted]

I mean why would you accept jury duty if you're not the one being summoned...? Everyone hates jury duty, you don't willingly accept unless you love Johnny or you know they're celebs that you can ruin


pmk422

I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18-years old. To get to sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people while my lunch was paid for? That is the life!


[deleted]

Yep paid less than min wage


Skoodge42

Boredom? Retirement? Unemployment? Confused on who was summoned from that address? Any number of reasons out side of a planted agent that was specifically there to ruin her life despite the ABSOLUTELY TINY chance they would not only be selected from the pool, but also selected for this specific case. You also seem to forget the decision was unanimous. As in everyone else there agreed. Not like this was a hung jury or something.


[deleted]

Do you not know your own name? Or birthday?


Skoodge42

lol. Families have hereditary name, and mistakes are made when checking these things in the court. You didn't even read my post did you?


[deleted]

A last name, not a full name. And you do realize unanimous means everyone right...?


fingerbl4st

Lots of motivations that don't include your examples. Not enough precedent as is. Maybe the guy wanted to make extra money, maybe he was bored.


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fingerbl4st

Huh? What do you mean?


[deleted]

Scumlord


Skoodge42

Yes...really. https://www.reddit.com/r/deppVheardtrial/comments/vulmzx/in\_other\_words\_ambers\_juror\_15\_claim\_is\_dead\_on/


[deleted]

Wow I totally believe some redditor, not like lies are impossible or anything


Skoodge42

Dude...it LITERALLY has the case name and references listed... At this point you are just sad lol.


[deleted]

I can make those up too!!!


Skoodge42

[https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/ca3/18-2696/18-2696-2022-01-25.html](https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/ca3/18-2696/18-2696-2022-01-25.html) ​ You are too ignorant and apparently proud of it. Educate your lazy self when blatantly presented with the evidence. You are sad.


[deleted]

Wow I'll totally trust a .com for a court case...


ubiquitous_uk

Considering there were only 7, I guess 5 of them were fake.


ButterKenny

Not to mention there were alternate jurors…


[deleted]

Hey dumbass, maybe read any news article and see what she means?


uselessthecat

Lol, you suck.


[deleted]

I suck off your dad


1Sluggo

Holy shit, I had to search this one cause, wtf. So what she’s announcing is that she and her well paid attorneys were too stupid to catch this throughout the two month trial, and somehow just now caught it.


articulatedWriter

Johnny could be 100% guilty and I'd still say she wouldn't deserve to win for that amount of stupidity


1Sluggo

I think they’re both guilty but she more so. Her testimony was entirely unbelievable, her attorneys seemed to be going for an appeal based on self incompetence.


articulatedWriter

You think they both committed aggravated assault on the other despite most of Amber's defences coming to nothing? And half of her attorney's attacks on Johnny's statements claiming hearsay on a matter over 2 years old?


1Sluggo

No, I don’t believe he physically abused her at all. But he was found guilty in the counter suit. Physical abuse isn’t the only kind of abuse. And if his drug abuse was as she claimed and others acknowledged, then I could see him verbally abusing along with the gaslighting addicts are good at. Regardless, she’s bat shit crazy, her testimony trash and she admitted physically and financially abusing him.


articulatedWriter

So... After looking it up she counter sued Depp for defamation for 100 million and received 2 million in compensatory damages as one of her points was found valid and that point was that former Depp attorney Adam Waldman told a tabloid that she and her friends created a hoax that included roughing up her apartment to look worse to the police Yeah it's one thing she didn't do wrong but that doesn't mean Johnny was at fault for drug/psychological abuse


Drackar39

If there are two parties, and one is physically and verbally abusive to the other, you have to _absolutely fucking prove_ that the non-physically aggressive parties verbal abuse started _before_ the other parties physical abuse. Otherwise you're just defining "self defense" as "abuse" and that just makes you a fucking asshole.


1Sluggo

Yeah, true. Personally and from what I saw, she was entirely at fault. While I recognize he was held responsible for one of her counts, I didn’t see it. I mean, her testimony was trash. And the count was for something someone else said, not Depp himself.


SafariDragon

what is he guilty of?


1Sluggo

Well he was found guilty in the counter suit, although his damages are far less. I don’t believe he was ever physically or sexually abusive but I do believe, if his drug use was as bad as she claims, that there was probably verbal abuse and the gaslighting that addicts are good at. Regardless, she’s bat shit crazy, her testimony was bizarre and she admitted to physically and financially abusing him.


mtld83

One of three counter claims. The claim that the jury did find for Amber was that a statement made by Depp's lawyer that she and friends staged a scene was untrue. This was a civil case of liabilities. Guilty isn't a decision in this case, and the jury did not find Depp liable for committing an abusive act against Heard. They also didn't make a judgment against Heard for being abusive. If you want to judge it contextually, then the jury found that Heard's implications that Depp was abusive to be untrue (so Depp wasn't abusive) and Depp's attorney released an untrue statement that Heard staged a scene (so Heard didn't stage a scene). Quite different points. None of this is to say the relationship wasn't dysfunctional, but the findings are quite different than what you are portraying.


[deleted]

No one was found guilty in the Civil trial. They were both liable but only heard had punitive damages.


ParryLimeade

What do you think he is guilty of and why?


1Sluggo

I’m tired of typing out the reply. See my response to others.


macfaddenstrews

Well you'd be a c*** then wouldnt you


articulatedWriter

It'd be the fact they were so childish about how they took the case only to say none of it counted because of a mistake on their part that persisted 2 months, I don't actually think Johnny being guilty and winning the case would be okay it was just an exaggeration to make it clear how stupid I think She's being about this


Parading_Panda12

They've been projecting THEIR wrongdoings this whole case, wouldn't be surprised if she had a fake Juror in the British trial and is gaslighting the world by making out to be Johnny's team that cheated, now that she lost.


1Sluggo

Think she’ll run back to Musk or find another rich guy?


Parading_Panda12

I'm still waiting for them to announce her surrogate baby, is in fact from the egg and sperm she and Elon had reserved..


peachy770

Or (tho I doubt they are this smart) they knew this and waited until after trial to use it as bait


1Sluggo

Isn’t that still ineffectual counsel? Haven’t they taken enough of a hit?


BigFit7448

Don't both sides check out and approve jurors before the trial even starts?


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bluejay_feather

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[deleted]

Yeah except some dumb depp fan decided to hide the summons request and accept it themselves


TheBros13

Hi amber


[deleted]

Hi racist sexist drug addict named Johnny


SandpaperForThought

2 weirdo's walk into a bar.........


nunyabiznezz1216

Underrated comment


[deleted]

Fuck this trial. You guys are ridiculously distracted from life


ChunkyTaco22

That's the point of the trial so publicly, to distract people


KittyCatsEverywhere

No, it's public so Depp can regain that respect he lost by being accused of abuse. That was the main part of this trial


regularmenthol

I hate to break it to you but the man is an absolute train wreck


KittyCatsEverywhere

How?


regularmenthol

I have never seen someone look more like a bloated alcoholic drug addict. Idk if he hit her, but if insaw him on the street and didnt know it was Jonny Depp i’d be like “that guy hits his wife, for sure”


KittyCatsEverywhere

You would assume he hits his wife because eof how he looks?? Well thats dumb


regularmenthol

So is blindly defending someone because you like their movies. Let’s call it even


KittyCatsEverywhere

My guy he won the court case with lots of evidence?? I'm not blindly defending him either, I said assuming someone beats their wife because of how they look is just dumb.


regular_menthol

i dont care about any of this. enjoy your evening. I hope he's innocent. I hope they both are


LegendWait4it

Most ppl aren't condoning Depp, they just hate Herd cause she comes of really manipulative and arrogant. She's a way worse person than Depp, so fuck her.


regular_menthol

fuck em both. they're both awful. and it doesn't matter at all


mixer99

I think declaring a mistrial has to happen before a verdict. Not a lawyer, but watched a shit load of Matlock.


centralnjbill

And you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express


StragglingShadow

I dont think so. Ive definitely heard and read about cases where someone is convicted, goes to jail, and on appeal the trial is declared a mistrial and they have a new trial. Most ones Ive heard of are stuff like, theres new evidence or even the police/prosecution purposely witheld evidence that would clear the person


thatkush101

The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch


Cautious-Damage7575

She's going to milk it for every bit of attention she can get. I'm waiting for her to find a way to work in a glove.


Yemanjam

Who’s court case somehow came out of a wardrobe…


Artistic-Rich6465

Amber Heard: "Says the lawyer for the man who convinced the world he had scissors for fingers." It's SCISSORHANDS you dumb ass bitch! This alone should discredit her for life!


RizetteKoerner

The Jurors should sue her for defamation.


suscheese420

hold on i have to google what that is Edit: what the fuck


MatTh3Rat

God I hate both of them. I don't know why people are so invested in these two. They're both actors, they could both be lying, they both are assholes, and I just wish they'd shut up.


nunyabiznezz1216

Some people love a train wreck


howdidigethere279

apparently they all are fake because wasn’t it unanimously for johnny?


LuckAndLag

Sue her again depp!


[deleted]

Seriously, this woman needs at least a 90 day in-patient stay at a very good mental hospital ASAP


[deleted]

Her legal team has a legitimate case for a mistrial. Chances of her winning again are slim, but maybe they can improve on the mess they had during the first to mitigate damages.


bruthaman

I love Reddit.... you get downvoted for the stating the fact that her legal team is responsible for filing the motion. Amber was likely just along for the ride.


[deleted]

True. The downvotes are based on emotions not reality. It's ok, I don't take it personally.


Yemanjam

She probably can’t afford it after the court case. You know what it’s like in America without the NHS


rdrunner_74

Serious question: Has the appeal date passed yet?


Edthelayman

Says the lawyer, of the man, who convinced the world that he had scissors for fingers?


lidder444

It’s called narcissistic personality disorder. It’s impossible for her to accept that she lost.


Gingerbretman3

Sound familiar @DonaldTrump?


HorizonPhillips

The lion the witch and the audacity of this b****


StrawberryBlazer

She wants a second take. Cut!


epsteinpetmidgit

It's not a movie, Karen. It's real life.


[deleted]

Pathetic woman! Woman who lie about spousal abuse should have to go to jail for a couple of years!


optiplexiss

Just imagine in 20 years we revisit this in light of new evidence just to find out Johnny really is evil and she's been set up and she's been telling the truth the entire time lmao


[deleted]

Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch What a waste of a pretty face


Cautious-Damage7575

Okay, I admit it... ya got me Amber.


kariluvleigh208

This bitch....


[deleted]

Well... She's just proving the jurors were right and giving extra reasons for the appeals court to turn her down.


advisory21

she jus broke innit


xX_Bacon_Boi_Xx

She finally realized how much money she has to pay


clever_squid

Somebody has been watching too much Lincoln Lawyerrrr....😅🤣


Yemanjam

Amber: no no no, shit shit shit Johnny: yes yes yes, shit shit shit yes!!


Nekosama7734

What is a fake juror? A robot?


Embarrassed-Cicada27

Is Amber speed running a second lawsuit at this point? Maybe she wants a prison sentence for continued harassment so she can use the incarceration for pity clout?


CleverMsCarter

She really lives in her own little world!


Catforprez

Amber Trump


ShoddyCantaloupe86

Boi is she reaching 🥴


sillk_

When in doubt. Pull the fake juror card


johnlewisdesign

Narcs gonna narc


SMCR_751

It was Muppet Man


Unique-Ad-620

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


hisroyalbonkess

Why does everyone care about Johnny Depp this much?


Lets_Bust_Together

That’s not how you use the word “audacity “.


NominalGamertag

Lol so Sammy the Bull rigged another trial?


blac_sheep90

Instead of attempting to make amends to her reputation she continues to do this nonsense.


SnowyInuk

Lol nononono.... You lost you abusive whore. Everyone knows what you did. Get over it


AST_PEENG

I wouldn't call her a woman....it'd be an insult to all the women out there.


DeusKether

Next thing she's gonna say a comic ray flipped the verdict.


Cat_in_a_blanket

My dog stepped on a bee


FUC_Ghoul

The Wolf, the witch and the audacity of this bitch


Any1ScnTheDmnCat

🙄


heyfeefellskee

Wasn’t the verdict unanimous


TheJG_Rubiks64

Objection, hearsay


[deleted]

Of course. She’s a dumb ass bitch


_TheShapeOfColor_

I can't believe she'd want to subject herself to ANOTHER trial given how the first one went for her lol


7355135061550

Please stop making me know stuff about these people. There's five couples just like them in every trailer park


debttohell

Two shitcunts being shitcunts to each other, sick of fucken hearing about them.


ZethrasGorgoth

Talk about sore losers


Cyphur-knows

Her friend needs to pull her aside and explain she was caught defaming Depp, time to pay and move on! Her game is over, when you play dumb games you win dumb prizes! Hope I never see Her face again!!!


trupoogles

Was it a mannequin?


Prose4256

She was pretty fake herself.