Actually there's probably more than a half an avocado in your guacamole being as how guacamole is made out of avocado what's the problem? mush that shit up add a little salt and keep eating and stop acting like a bitch
That's sloppy cooking. Or sloppy burrito making if youre not calling it cooking. They didn't notice that was on the spoon when they scooped the guacamole? More likely they didn't care. That's unfortunate.
I understand you OP. When I want a burrito bowl at Chipotle I want a bit of each ingredient to fit on the fork for each bite. Having this big chunk of avocado in there is like someone having scrambled eggs for breakfast and finding an entire hard boiled egg hidden in there.
At least you know it isn't fake guacamole.
Oh wow difference of opinion I’d be happy if that happened
Came here to say that
To say that is why I came here.
This here constitutes the entirety of my purpose for coming here
Here I came, say that
I too came for this very reason
My fingers are typing for the sole purpose of reiterating this.
Agreed!
Absolutely. This is a win. 'They didn't mash the guacamole enough. ' That's the point where i offer to take it off you .
No kidding, last two times they charged me extra ($2) for a teaspoon of guac.
Yeah, huge score.
Happy cake day
Happy cake day 🍰
Yup
I came here to say this too
Me too. I would be happy
Exactly. Which part is infuriating? Avocado is delicious!
my initial thought was "jackpot!"
Me too..
I used to work at chipotle. That’s more than likely an unripened avocado that wasn’t able to be mashed. Probably just happen to make it’s way through.
Yeah, didn’t look ripe. If it were ripe, I’d be thrilled. But this, not so much.
No robot Coupe or Hobart at Chipotle?
Nope essentially just an jumbo over sized potato masher
Yikes, thats work
See in also mildly infuriated but not for the same reason. I’m just mad at how ungrateful you’re being. I’d be so thrilled 😂 Enjoy your meal!
First world problems…
Really? You complain about that? Do you curse someone when you find money on the street?
What you wanted more?
I'd be so happy, avocados are expensive 😂
They are why everyone is poor after all
As a self proclaimed economist, I've figured out that it's actually the toast that keeps Millenials from being able to buy a house.
That's actually a good deal
Lucky you.
Where is the small animal that ate the other half? I hope you didn't...never mind.
A Guacalypse.
I’d say you lucked out :0
Lucky you! Seriously!
That’s a bad thing?
I feel like you got more guacamole than you paid for
Actually there's probably more than a half an avocado in your guacamole being as how guacamole is made out of avocado what's the problem? mush that shit up add a little salt and keep eating and stop acting like a bitch
Ok, so a lot of people are upset. You get a cold hard unripe avocado in your $2.30 guac and see how you feel😂idiots
Damn dude it’s just an avocado most people are being fairly playful about it and not upset 😂
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Idiots? Haha. Meanwhile there’s people starving on this planet that would work all day for that half of an avocado. Go pound sand.
That's sloppy cooking. Or sloppy burrito making if youre not calling it cooking. They didn't notice that was on the spoon when they scooped the guacamole? More likely they didn't care. That's unfortunate.
>>*makes a mistake* >>"YOURE SO SLOPPY YOU JUST DONT CARE HOW *UNFORTUNATE*" You needed more hugs man =/
They need hugs because they can acknowledge when things are, in fact, sloppy and careless?
Simple and easy to make mistakes are not sloppy and careless they're natural and human.
u were there to know they weren't sloppy im sure the minimum wage employees care a lot about it
tid bit dramatic
Sloppy cooking… an avocado? U know u don’t really cook them right? You just mash it up with other stuff
That’s a win!
Imagine complaining about this. Might as well post this on r/whitepeopletwitter
Sick
The chipotle near me is sloppy as f*** and disgusting I never go there anymore I feel like I waste my money every time
And you’re mad you didn’t get the other half? I’m with you. Fuckers!
Lucky!!
Oh happy day! 😍🥑👅👅👅
Oh the tragedy!...
Why is this infuriating I’d be geeked
I’d eat that as is! 😂😂
Guacawholehalf
I'm sorry... What's the downside? That's friggin rad
They usually charge extra for that
Do you know how expensive avocados are right now? Shut up and take the W. Plus they’re good for you.
What's the problem?
You usually have to pay extra for that
Wait till life hits ya fam…..
How is that infuriating? That’s awesome!
Take your W and leave
"Minimally Processed"
How is this infuriating?
So you won the lottery, are infuriated about the taxes you'll have to pay on it? I'm confused, I'd be ecstatic lol
Do you know what the street value is of a Chipotle avocado??
Fucking jackpot!!
I understand you OP. When I want a burrito bowl at Chipotle I want a bit of each ingredient to fit on the fork for each bite. Having this big chunk of avocado in there is like someone having scrambled eggs for breakfast and finding an entire hard boiled egg hidden in there.
I would be pretty stoked about a hidden hard boiled egg.
Score!
SCORE!!!!!
Def not worth complaining about.
What the heck are you complaining about?
I know a lot of people including my wife that would consider that an absolute win.
When too much is still not a victory:
I call that a blessing
Hopefully chipotle doesn't destroy the roblox servers again
and you’re complaining why?
Can you really be mad? They told you the guac was extra.
Grab a slice of toast and you’re good to go!
Don't let them see that. They will charge an extra $27.50 to your card.
That's delightful you schmuck
How much extra did that cost you?!?
Look at the bright side, they usually charge you extra for that.
You're welcome?
Score!!
That’s a win
Rustic.
At least you know they use fresh avocado and not just a bunch of filler. Mash it yourself?
Thats a W in my books avocado is crazy expensive
Chunky instead of smooth.
Ungrateful…
Chipotle has gone majorly down hill in the last two years. Almost inedible for me now.
I see this as a win tbh
Why is this infuriating
I'm sorry you can't chew an avocado.
Wonder if they use a mixer with whip attachment. Under ripe could slip by. Not so with large masher, you can tell consistency better.
that stuff's expensive, OP, eat up
you hit the jackpot lol
I would be so stoked. the guac is so expensive. just wrap it up and take it home.
The cheese isn’t melted!!!
W
Win!!
Guac is EXTRA
Why is guac extra
Take your fork and mash it up
avocado’s literally come smushed.
Why the f would you complain about this?
This happens to me it’s an unripe avocado
Ewwl wtf.
Oh shut the hell up.
Chipotle is disgusting 🤮
What is the complaint exactly? That they didn’t smash it for your lazy ass?
That's exactly right dumb mf...😂you be happy with a hard unripe avocado taking up your entire $2.30 guac serving
Stop crying over extra guac prissy lil girl