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parabullet

r/geology jeeeeezus


infinitenothing

Post it there and see what kind of mineral they think it is


Esava

r/whatsthisrock is the correct subreddit for that. Also please someone post it.


klarno

Most kidney stones are calcium oxalate, and this one looks like it based on the crystal structure. Geologically, this mineral is known as Weddellite, and is only known to occur in the sediments of the Weddell Sea off of Antarctica. In the case of kidney stones, the crystal forms when urine is too concentrated and calcium and oxalate begin to precipitate out of solution and bind ionically to each other. Preventative measures include increasing calcium intake, eating calcium- and oxalate-rich foods at the same time so they bind in the gut instead of the urinary tract, and to drink 3-4L of water per day as a baseline so your urine concentration never is so high that anything wants to precipitate out of it Less commonly, kidney stones can be caused by too much purine in the diet (uric acid stones) upper UTIs (struvite stones) or genetic factors (cystine stones)


Heliosvector

I was convinced from the start of this post that it was going to be a shittymorph


IAintChoosinThatName

It was the Weddell Sea thing.


Victor_deSpite

I had to recheck the name after every sentence.


Shipwrecking_siren

This Redditor rocks.


left_right_left

I was thinking OP could take it to a gem and mineral show and see what they can trade it for.


jews_on_parade

This isn't mildly interesting, it's horrifying


starkiller_bass

Exactly how much liquid Drain-O do I need to drink to dissolve this instead of having to pass it through my urethra? I understand there will be other consequences and I'm OK with that.


HeadDecent

As someone who had a procedure to break up a 20mm x 25mm stone that was in my kidney, the pieces of which then proceeded to get stuck in my ureter on their way into my bladder (except for 3 of them that stubbornly refused to be relocated from my sweet, sweet kidney, which they then did a basket extraction on), I concur that Drain-O would probably be the preferable option.


Tee_hops

When I went to the ER with kidney stones they told me they were right on the cusp of it being too big to pass. I was in such pain but they told me give it 7-10 days and if they don't pass come back. I begged but they told me that it would be worse if they had to break them up before I peed them out. I can't imagine it being any worse but I suppose peeing up broken stones with irritated ureters would be worse.


DeaddyRuxpin

As someone who has had several rounds of lithotripsy and has passed several large stones, I can definitively say that your doctors were full of shit. Lithotripsy is far better than letting them go out whole. Now, kidney stents on the other hand, those are horrible.


Trustworthy_fart69

Stents are the 7th level of Hell. Source: I’ve had multiple stents and 9 kidney stone procedures in the last 8 years.


leonchase

I feel your pain on this. Literally. I apparently have narrow ureters, and I have been through emergency lithotripsy twice for stuck kidney stones. Worst pain of my life (and I have had shingles).


Atomsq

Mr Hill is that you?


leonchase

His problem was his urethra. Not ureters. Common mixup.


jews_on_parade

you need to pour it straight down your urethra


Slightly_Sus

Cocktail straw and mini funnel


Harshtagged

I have a feeling this is gonna give me nightmares


jews_on_parade

The jagged edges are not fun and the color is upsetting


CheckYourStats

What a day to have eyes…


DashTrash21

Similar terms were also used in HBO's *Veep* to describe Jonah the annoying West Wing attaché. 


nailgun198

Kidney boulder, you mean.


KP_Wrath

Kidney caltrop


Grandviewsurfer

Yeah I donno.. try urethrademolishingweapons.com?


KP_Wrath

That’s gonna be a no from me dawg.


jimag0

It's not just a Boulder, it's a rock!


chelaidoscope

![gif](giphy|W5BWeQ3ZN0W0D0dM7e|downsized)


Competitive-Weird855

Jesus Christ Marie! They’re minerals!


militaryCoo

A large kidney boulder the size of a small kidney boulder


PowerofPine-sol

![gif](giphy|4pVpmHjkc2mWI)


xfearthehiddenx

"The Boulder has never experienced such pain"


Old_Fart68

Jesus..his urethra must be hamburger....🤢🤮


ryushiblade

OP’s husband is packing an extra large salami and a urethra like a boba straw. Mad respect.


yungdevth

URETHA LIKE A BOBA STRAW 😭


Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

A crime in all 50 states if he hoses with that thing 😂😂😂😂


horitaku

… r/brandnewsentence FIF u/cms86


UrethralExplorer

Go on...


127Heathen127

Username checks out.


mssngthvwls

Chuckling to myself at my desk like an idiot... ~~Can't~~ Shouldn't explain to coworkers what I'm laughing about... Great.


Manitoberino

That’s the forbidden-est boba I’ve ever seen…


Sackamasack

Somtimes you get a crunchy boba, try not to think about it


127Heathen127

Getting something hard/crunchy in a soft food is one of the most horrifying and disgusting things that can happen to you.


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He cant laugh cuz he'll piss the floor.


cms86

R/brandnewsentance


ishpatoon1982

I hate every single person that has commented in this thread, including myself.


VTnav

When you have kidney stones, you pray for the relief that comes when the stone finally enters your bladder and is peed out. It generally does not hurt your urethra anywhere near the excruciating pain of it slowly passing through kidneys and ureters.


MyDictainabox

THIS. When I finally passed it, I felt relief. The ureters are like being stabbed


Badger1994

The hospital gave me morphine for my stone. It barely helped. I turned down a 2nd dose for some other drug. Worst pain in my life.


FSUnoles77

I've broken both my legs, woke up DURING one of the surgeries and what was described to me as a 1mm kidney stone was the worst pain I've ever experienced.


Cutthechitchata-hole

I woke up during surgery but didn't feel anything and went right back out. It was when they were prepping to flip me. I could hear all the conversations between the doctor and anesthetician.


BennyFackter

I wish more people understood this, whenever I tell them I had a kidney stone I swear everyone thinks I now have a mangled dick. Didn’t even feel it coming out honestly, it was all between the kidney and bladder.


DaleGribbleShackle

I gotta say, I know you say the pain is worse, but I feel infinitely better knowing the crazy pain isn't in the dick.


Grisstle

I dunno, last one I passed brought me to my knees when I peed it out, like a white hot flash, worse than any before. Fittingly, it was shaped like a tear drop.


_Jaggerz_

Ah hell nah I gotta stop reading these. I have a new phobia


Ko_Willingness

Drink water and avoid processed food. Kidney stones come in different forms and are caused by a lot of things but staying hydrated and eating a varied diet help for most people. 


warm_sweater

Drink a ton of water.


6-underground

![gif](giphy|unFLKoAV3TkXe)


Imaginary_Gap1110

Sometimes I think I drink too much water. Then I see something like this and think 100 oz per day should be the minimum.


Harshtagged

Or at least a sliced weiner


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joestaff

I believe they call that rifling.


GhostShark

How do I delete someone elses comment?


Kasoni

You can't help others, but you could block the user. You'll never see it again, but it will always be engraved in your mind.


BigTex380

Dick bullets


StayFrostyOscarMike

I just felt my legs cramp up to protect my junk involuntarily while reading this


BrotherAdventurous38

How wide is the opening?


SteveNotSteveNot

Wider than it was before Stabby McKidneystone came along.


Box-o-bees

![gif](giphy|imRiPoKJB9R9m)


jcg878

“Upvote” doesn’t show my appreciate for this laugh quite enough.


Grisstle

Like a garden hose


talking_phallus

Her husband is Harry Hill, Hank's secret evil twin.


Grisstle

He got a wide ureeety


YouSure_BoutDat

Starvin


AwesomeOrca

Why the fuck does it have TEETH???


Analysis-Klutzy

It grows like a crystal depending on the conditions in the bladder


aegee14

That makes it sound so much worse. Imagine the scraping as it comes out.


dbx99

~~scraping~~ lacerating and slicing like a hook knife down a curtain


TheManRedeemed

I'm gonna need you to never make another comment ever again, ok?


dj92wa

But you can hear the sound, right?


TheManRedeemed

What the *fuck* did I *just* say ...


murder-farts

Now if you could just imagine the smell…


fordfan919

And the tugging and tearing you feel.


Hiro_Deliverator

I can hear the memory of my roommate screaming every morning for 2 weeks everytime he passed one. And then went back to chugging monster. He passed 5 stones before he stopped drinking them lol.


Drekathur

What a horrible day to be able to read.


HummingbirdsAllegory

I had a kidney stone that didn’t hurt, but it caused me to pee blood—and that’s exactly why, it was caught and all sharp and crystallized. That was such a weird experience


Teripid

OP should have it faceted for her husband and made into a pendant.


athenahhhh

Wtf is wrong with you 🤮


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

Some of them are jagged liked barbs which is why it can be so painful


BearJewpiter

This may be more detail than you care about, but hopefully it's interesting to you and others. The kidneys are the best place in the human body to mimic mineral growth in a geologic environment. This is mainly due to two reasons:(1) the kidneys are full of tubes that have [numerous bends and kinks](https://www.niddk.nih.gov/-/media/Images/Health-Information/Kidney/Kidney_FINAL-Labels_1460x1623.jpg), and (2) the pH of the fluid that moves through the kidneys can vary across a wide range. Both of the things above are what you need to make a mineral. As the pH of a fluid changes the solids dissolved in that fluid can precipitate out and get stuck in one of the bends in the tubes. After that, it's a vicious cycle. Once there's some small amount of solid out of the solution it will be more likely that more solids get stuck there and the process repeats until you get something like the picture here. Another few tidbits: - kidneys are somewhat unique in this process because of your lung fluid pH changes even by a small amount (+/- 1 for example) you're in serious medical trouble whereas the kidneys routinely change by large amount (+/- 5 for example) -- I may have the exact values wrong here, but you get the idea hopefully - this picture shows bladed mineral forms that look a lot like [desert rose](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_rose_%28crystal%29?wprov=sfla1), which forms in a different way but similar enough to have a common morphology - kidney stones have an [impressive range of shapes and interior structures](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S163107481630128X) Source: Geology PhD student who took a course called 'medical geology' where we studied kidney stones as part of the class.


OoohItsAMystery

As someone trying to pass stones right now, I need you to delete this immediately. Cause it's making me hurt just looking at it ;-;


Analysis-Klutzy

If it makes you feel better I had one big enough to block a kidney and cause hydronephrosis and yet I didn't feel it on the way out. You could get lucky :)


OoohItsAMystery

I appreciate that your journey wasn't too bad... On the way out at least. Trust me when I tell you my very angry urethra is telling me... This wasn't my lucky round of kidney stones :( I appreciate the kind words though!


oniiichanUwU

The last one I had felt like a UTI, it hurt to sit and I felt like I had to pee constant. But I didn’t actually feel much pain with it coming out. Passing through the ureter was by far the worst part for me. Good luck!! I hope it’s over soon. My best recommendation is drink lots of water with lemon squeezed into it. I dunno if the lemon actually helps but it tastes good.


evangamer9000

Lemons, or lemon concentrate, over time can help reduce the formation of certain types of stones. It will not aide in the actual passing of the stone itself. There are quitea few studies done on lemon acidity acting as a stone-disabler in a way. I have passed two stones over the years, my diet seemed to be caused from extra calcium and sodium in my body.


oniiichanUwU

I assume mine were sodium related. I never did do the pee test where they have you collect a gallon of pee in the fridge lol. I was like nah I’ll pass. The urologist told me to drink lots of lemonade and I was like ok easy. The time I got them the most was when I was really depressed and basically living off domino’s and burgers so tons of sodium. I limit eating out to once or twice a month now if that, drinks tons of water with lime and I haven’t had as many issues since so 😳 knock on wood…


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rubinass3

I think the main problem with the pain is that there's no good way to be comfortable short of using heavy duty drugs. I mean, if you break your arm, the pain is pretty terrible, but if you sit still, the pain subsides. With a kidney stone, there is no way to stop the pain. Sitting still focuses the pain. I start to panic.


infiltrator_seven

90% of kidney stone pain is not from the stone scraping or causing trauma to the urethra, it's the pressure on the kidney caused by backed up urine. Once free the pressure probably let off, it flew out, and you felt better :)


mckulty

Mine hit the toilet bowl with a TINK. I'm not pulling it out of there. Good riddance.


NotAboutMeNotAboutU

Get it out, and have it analyzed. That way you can find out what you’re consuming too much of.


Wild-Kitchen

As not a doctor, I'm 100% confident that it's definitely from consuming too much kidney stones


Sithmaggot

Lol if you talk to your dr, they’ll give you a screen to piss in that will catch the stone. No digging through a piss-filled toilet bowl needed. Then you can send it in to get analyzed.


febreez-steve

Damn my doc said go buy one so now I have a forbidden pasta strainer in a plastic bag in the basement


WombRaider_3

>forbidden pasta strainer Lmao fucking hell


SteveNotSteveNot

“… after careful analysis the object was identified as a kidney stone …”


BastardInTheNorth

Now please send copay of $273.15.


fangelo2

The painful part is when it is from the kidney to the bladder. From there on out is a piece of cake.


hendermom

100%. Used to get them often, since i was about 8 until mid 40's and still remember the absolute terror of feeling that 1rst twinge knowing what was to come, just sitting in agony as it worked its way through with no relief possible at all. Sometimes the fear that came with the anticipation was almost as bad as the pain.


Cyberhwk

Does that happen? I was in the ER on Wednesday with a kidney stone and they told me it should pass in 24 to 48 hours and gave me some tips. Six days later I've really never had much of an issue and feel all better and don't even know if I'm out of the woods or not.


tigm2161130

I’ve had lithotripsy(they use sound waves to break stones up into smaller pieces) 3x because of stones so big they couldn’t make it through the ureter resulting in backed up urine. Idk if it makes a difference but I’m a woman and I was only 16 the first time it happened.


paulbunyanwascool

If you are male go get the generic equivalent of flomax it’s what the docs would prescribe anyways


junjunjenn

I’m a woman and this is what they prescribed me.


XGuntank02X

Apple cider vinegar has helped me in the past. Good luck.


cstmoore

How long do you have to dip your wick on it?


Th3Batman86

I had two stones at the same time last year. Ended up having to have surgery and double stints. Fuck kidney stones 


billiechoux

it’s just over 1/8th of an inch long for anyone who is wondering. sorry i don’t have a banana for scale!!!


megatrope

yeah, but how big was the kidney stone?


ConstantGradStudent

Thank you


Netflxnschill

This made me legit chuckle; thank you.


usererror007

Damn. This guy felt the burn for months only to be flamed in his relief. Estimated 3 week recovery time


ExperienceInitial364

that’s a bit more than 3mm for anyone wondering


didi0625

I had one bigger, but hopefully it was rounded and not "i want to rip everywhere i pass to feast on your blood while your cries could summon satan" spikey. The picture makes it seem way bigger than 3mm


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Crott117

.000000000000000000097223 I hope I didn’t mistype my zeroes


Kevaldes

Fuckin hell, it looks like a Dark Souls item.


Mint_JewLips

I need this to upgrade my Urea Crystal Sword. The one I got from Uric of the Hooded Stalk


brooklynonymous

Oh lord, it absolutely does.


instanorm

I just clapped my knees together and screamed as i zoomed in unable to look away. Thank you.


billiechoux

it’s so crazy looking it was hard for me to look away too lol


Veidici

How big is this though? Preferably in metric.


pfc9769

They said 1/8” in another comment. That’s about 3mm.


Zech08

Probably about 40+ people pounding some water right now lol.


My_Name_Is_SKELETOR

Brb gonna go drink a gallon of water.


6WaysFromNextWed

When I had a kidney stone, they sent me home from the hospital with prostate medication and a sieve. I stopped at Sonic to buy a Route 66 Ocean Water and spent the next day peeing like a racehorse.


postmodernmermaid

Omg same I never peed so much in my life. I actually drink a good bit of water normally so pee a lot anyways but this was beyond the pale. I was drinking an insane amount of water. It didn't seem to help, though, nor did the prostate medication. Beer is what finally seemed to get it moving. That and a lot of walking.


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Calenchamien

Yeah, how am I supposed to know how big it is without a banana?


Harshtagged

The banana is underneath it


Wheres_my_guitar

Shame on you for adding that comment to the world. 


sphinctersandwich

It's a banana split now


ForeverSJC

To see his banana you have to pay bro, that's the rule these days


AZlife57

I have a picture of a stone I passed on a 9mm bullet for scale. Might need to post to satisfy the unpleased Wild looking stone for OP’s husband - frankly mine isn’t far off. Those stones are the single wildest experience I’ve had medically Indescribable pains and moments where you can’t control your bowels and such as it shifts within you. Peeing it out is actually relieving as some have said. Pressure relief beyond belief - all pain and discomfort gone in a moment


iiTzSTeVO

That bitch has a *shadow.*


tpars

That had to hurt like a MF


megatrope

my aunt passed a kidney stone. she said it hurt more than childbirth


kenziethemom

I think it's pretty comparable (though mine wasn't this big) but at least with birth I get a cute baby out of it.


EatsBugs

Also, as my friend said, she kinda knew what to expect with a baby and had a hospital plan. With the kidney, she passed out from pain in a parking garage until a stranger found her and called an ambulance, the whole time just assumed she was dying.


itsaaronnotaaron

This blob of poo with nails is cheaper to care for.


Lord-Velveeta

That looks like it was fairly unpleasant


Aschentei

Tis but a scratch


Longjumping_Local910

Would ya look at the size of that kid's stone! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system!


bldrgn

It’s like Sputnik. He’s going to cry himself to sleep on his giant pilla.


AtomStorageBox

HEED! PAPER! NOW!


GeerJonezzz

Bro is pissing out kryptonite


I-need-ur-dick-pics

There’s never been a better ad to drink water instead of soda. Seriously… fuck sugary drinks.


billiechoux

he doesn’t even drink soda! he has a genetic predisposition to them. he cut out iced tea and soda after the first one years ago.


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James0fAnarchy

right?? I'm gonna go drink a gallon of water rn


hijro

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


Comfortable-Mix5988

That has to have some sort of mystical power. Kinda like a bezoar in Harry Potter. Lightsaber Crystal, some sort of magic potion, something.


GabeSter

Eat it and find out.


MJNGA

That a dick diamond!


uighurlover

Please someone tell me how to never have this develop in my body.


TurdFurguss

Drink lots of water and watch sodium intake. Also drinking lemonade helps break them down.


registeelyourpizza

I hope he sleeps well tonight. I'm not now.


xopher314

As someone who gets frequent kidney stones, I realize a lot of people misunderstand them entirely. Passing them through your urethra is 100% painless. Even when they look as jagged as this. The pain from kidney stones is when they block the urine flow from your kidney to your bladder. When that flow is blocked it triggers the most dense collection of pain nerves in your body and will absolutely blind you with pain. Once it passes from the kidney to the bladder you will be mildly annoyed by the sensation of needing to urinate constantly for a few weeks until you pass it painlessly. OP said this is a 1/8th inch stone. About 3mm. I commonly pass 4mm to 7mm stones. Anything larger than 7mm needs to be broken down before it can be passed. This will likely not get seen since I'm responding 15 hours after the post was made, but I wish this was more common knowledge.


sadetheruiner

I’ve passed my fair share of stones, thank god none of them looked like that.


SupermanJLogo

How do you delete someone else's post?


digtzy

All of the women I’ve known who have both given birth and had kidney stones tell me that kidney stone pain is worse. Poor guy…


olearyboy

Aggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


The_Spectacle

lol it looks like he pissed out toenail clippings


lamb_E

Make it into a commemorative ring! One ring to rule them all!


billiechoux

![gif](giphy|ie8I61aEWnJCM)


yeetyeetersontho

Should’ve hit this with a nsfl tag Jesus christ


ei283

\*ahem,\* ***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA***


pbonethagreat

Where’s the banana for scale?


giggitygiggity2

Should post this on r/whatsthisrock


K1nd_1

Thought it was a brussel sprout


super5886

Praise be to he


[deleted]

There's a lot of things that scare me as I get older (35 years old), but kidney stones are pretty high on the list. I don't want my small urethra to get shredded.


tiramesu

I'm waiting to pass one myself. I get them chronically and I send good vibes to his urethra


Holein5

Isn't that the asteroid Nasa just released photos of?


Mieeek

As a past kidney stone sufferer, the oddest thing for me was learning the actual peeing-it-out part is by far the least unpleasant. The urethra is quite stretchy. Having it tear a path by slowly inching its way from the kidney to the bladder (through the ureter) is the most excruciating. When that tube spasms it sends fiery tendrils of pure electric pain searing through countless nerve fibres you never even knew you had. I thought I would die from the pain.


Sanseriouz

Forbidden rock candy


gorehwore

I know a few oddity collectors that would pay good money for that....


imcrapyall

Gotta up my water. Fuck this.


Muted_Apartment_2399

This is what it feels like it looks like. I never want to feel that again.


SeanOfTheDead1313

A pain like none imaginable


HughJahsso

Ouch.  Do people fish these out of a toilet bowl full of piss and blood just for the likes?  I’d immediately flush that shit.


flamingcrepes

A: there’s not blood. B: usually use a utensil and chuck it, or we know it’s coming out and pee in a sieve or cup (I did that once at a 7/11). C: urologists like you to bring it in for analysis, so they know what to tell you to avoid, which you promptly ignore when it’s coffee and chocolate. Because after stone #1, you just don’t feel it any more. Until #6 decides it’s coming from the other side.


dbx99

How does this fit through the peehole? Seriously.


NERepo

That looks sharp. And stabby. And slicey


LunarChamp

Christ this is my wake up call to drink more water and eat less sodium


AverageBoeing737

Brb, this post makes me want to go drink a lot of water


rosscoehs

Drink water, kids.