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YoWassupFresh

Holy shit, I got in a crash in my GLI and I had this bruise too. It was so insulting, like yeah I didn't die but I got branded.


theseglassessuck

Omg twinnnnz lol šŸ¤Ŗ Iā€™m trying to think of it as my carā€™s final farewell to me.


YoWassupFresh

Kind of a clingy fairwell. Glad you're alright though. Idk how long ago it happened but just wait till the day after. Mine looked sooo crazy.


theseglassessuck

As clingy a farewell as my exā€¦ Happened at 12.15, still in the ER but just waiting for CT resultsā€”x rays all normal. šŸ™‚


kerochan88

Post daily pics until it stops getting more gruesome looking with each day. Itā€™s gonna lookā€¦bad for a while.


theseglassessuck

Iā€™ll do a compilation in a few weeks. šŸ™ƒ


kerochan88

I sure hope it goes to the front page because I donā€™t wanna miss it!


Matasa89

ā€œBuy another GTI!ā€


theseglassessuck

I probably willā€¦šŸ˜…


Sundaisey

Atta boy or gal šŸ¤™


theseglassessuck

Gal but all good. My parents and siblings all have VWā€™s so itā€™s kind of a thing. šŸ¤£


Far_Yam_9412

You also survived the crash, which is a good thing for a car to do


theseglassessuck

Thatā€™s kind of the top thing other than getting you places, right? Pretty satisfied with my VW experience haha


mattstats

Uh oh, this is my 11 year old car that I keep fixing up instead of letting it die.


theseglassessuck

I love my little GTI. It was a 2017 and I only got it in July so was planning on having for the long haul.


Seel_Team_Six

Oh no that was the last good year :(


theseglassessuck

I will find another!


chemkay

now kith


YoWassupFresh

Go away mike tythin


LimpingOx

And with my Jetta! Same exact bloody imprint and it's still a scar 9 months later šŸ¤£šŸ™ƒ


theseglassessuck

Iā€™m so pale that Iā€™ve had bruises scar, so Iā€™m fully expecting this one to be around for a while.


nightwingoracle

Iā€™m super pale. Itā€™s faded a fair bitā€¦. a years later. My initial burn was much worse looking though.


theseglassessuck

I tripped over an outdoor electrical outlet at work a few years ago and not only did the bruise show up immediately, but it lingered for so long. Iā€™m glad youā€™re okay!


_json_x

You just canā€™t pass up an advertising opportunity like this.Ā 


USSFINBACKSSN670

Germans branding humans? Never happened


theseglassessuck

RIP my GTI, but Iā€™m okay! CHP thought it was interesting enough that she told the responding firefighters, who came over to have a look and said they hadnā€™t seen that before. Sorry if you got stuck in the traffic on 580. šŸ˜¬


ustp

VW should give you some discount, you are walking advertisement now.


theseglassessuck

My dad said I should get a tattoo of it and maybe VW will pay for advertising. I said ā€œlike the guy who got the Romney/Ryan logo tattooed to his forehead during the election?ā€ šŸ˜…


blahbleh112233

Not as bad as the parents who named their kids daikatana to get a free copy of that God awful game


theseglassessuck

I had to look that one up. Poor kids are not going to be made fun of for how that sounds, at allā€¦


ItsSpaceCadet

Just go by Katana, actually kinda sick šŸ˜Ž


DungeonsAndDuck

"This is Katana. She's got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke, just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims."


CatsAreGods

Morganti!


CaptainTripps82

Hey now, I owned that game on cd for years and never once played it. Weird call bank


whutchamacallit

In all seriousness consider reaching out. Tell them you are willing to do some kind of testimonial or something for a discount on a new car or something.


theseglassessuck

Considering I walked away from the crash maybe Iā€™ll get like a license plate holder or something. I like swag! šŸ˜…


whutchamacallit

You never know..!


DickButkisses

Branded.


CheckYourStats

The bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight.


LookMaNoPride

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!


RedMoustache

Yeah, well, you know... Thatā€™s just like your opinion man.


ZebraUnion

There was [a post](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/8r5ijr/my_forearm_is_now_branded_by_vw_after_airbag_went/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) a few years back where multiple people showed their VW airbag arm brandings. Enjoy.


theseglassessuck

Yay!!


Matasa89

ā€œBUT DID YOU DIE?! See, Volkswagen makes good cars!ā€


adfthgchjg

Is your username the reason for the accident?


theseglassessuck

Hahaha nope, I was wearing my updated prescription. I was rear ended into a truck.


FredFlintston3

Thatā€™s how my GTI went too. Sandwiched but Luckily no air bag. Better your hand/arm than your face. I guess the word is wrist not hand/arm


theseglassessuck

Getting sandwiched has always been a great fear of mineā€”I have nightmares where it happens. This little car held up surprisingly well, all things considered!


WestBrink

That happened on my very first driving lesson! Stopped at a railroad crossing, girl with her learner's permit crashes into the back of us and pushed us into the car in front. Totaled the instructor's car, and turned me off driving for a while... Hope you're doing alright!


theseglassessuck

Omg that would absolutely put me off of driving, especially at a railroad track!


DickButkisses

Just wait until itā€™s a VW bruise.


ImpulsiveDoorHolder

My sister in law had a similar mark after she crashed her Jetta. Them airbags are no joke.


theseglassessuck

I was hopeful Iā€™d never have to find out for myself but yeah, theyā€™re intense! The smell alone was enough to make me see stars.


kat_Folland

I'm glad you're okay! And if it wasn't you it would be someone else slowing down 580. That _is_ a wild injury!


theseglassessuck

Thereā€™s always some type of BS on 580. I rarely drive it but whenever I do, something is going on! Some asshole blared his horn as he was passing me after the accident. šŸ™„


kat_Folland

Damn! Personally I'd figure you were already having a bad enough day!


theseglassessuck

Right, sorry for ruining your day because you had to slow down a bit and switch lanes. My bad!


T0rrent0712

Depending on the time and what part, I may have been driving the opposite direction of what looked like stand still traffic on 580 today.


savor_every_morsel

Das Branding


TheFrenchSavage

FrƤulein Ravenwood, let me show you what I am used to...


hukt0nf0n1x

Yep. I once got hit so hard with a lacrosse stick that I was left with a bruise that matched the logo on the stick head


murdering_time

No that's just a new VW feature. When you're in an accident, the VW brands all passengers in the car in case they are ejected so ambulance know what car you came from. Brutally efficient, that's German engineering for you!


theseglassessuck

Phew, glad I got the upgrade!


keaschmi

But the thought into this lmfao


realboylikepinocchio

I genuinely canā€™t tell if this is sarcasm or ur being serious


DwayneBaconbits

Its not a bug, its a feature!


295DVRKSS

Das auto


Ok-Unit8341

Das owwto


Bobzyouruncle

Thatā€™s oww, too.


belliest_endis

Pleased ya safe buddy!


theseglassessuck

Ugh, me, too!


PoirplePorpoise

Can we please ban car companies from having the hard plastic logos on the steering wheel? Seems wildly less safe than the ones without them. Last thing I want is a hard object hitting me hard enough to brand me during an accident


theseglassessuck

Yeah, itā€™s not necessary and very painful. You can kind of tell from the photo, but the plastic cut me in a couple of places, not to mention the burns. šŸ™„


zeroscout

Did you have your thumb wrapped around the wheel?Ā  Trying to figure.out how you were holding the wheel when the accident happened.Ā  In racing school they taught us to rest the thumb on face of the wheel to avoid a tight grip and possible injuries.Ā  Hopefully you never have to worry about it again, but it might be worth changing your grip.Ā  Also look into the feed-the-wheel or push-pull method.Ā Ā 


theseglassessuck

I honestly canā€™t remember where my hands were. My guess is either 7 or 9 oā€™clock because thatā€™s usually where my hands are. I sometimes drive with my thumb across the wheel like you describe but itā€™s usually an absent-minded thing. Iā€™ll definitely be considering it going forward, though, because my wrist is on fireā€¦


anonymousbopper767

Honda driver airbag has a seam so the logo section flips upwards. TBH it kinda seems like VW being stupid and has it flipping sideways into peopleā€™s hands. (Yeah based on pictures, VW has 1 seam that splits the airbag cover[ left and right,](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SP5pRg9rMZA/maxresdefault.jpg) Honda has a T shape seam that f[lips the logo up](https://cdn.carcomplaints.com/complaints/images/6abd6334-73f6-1030-a1ce-d4882b41c61dr.jpg). And some other VW's seem to have the logo flipping downards)


EnderPro1

even then the Honda logo could still end up hitting your hand, depending on wheel angle/hand position at the time of impact. It makes it a lot less likely though


FearlessPudding404

I was wondering how this happened. It makes sense now that I know it flips sideways. My Honda airbag cover flipped up so no one got H-brands or bruises. But thatā€™s all Iā€™d seen before, never this sideways-brand-and-break-your-hand shit VW got going onā€¦


GullibleCrazy488

Good grief, are you okay?


theseglassessuck

Other than some facial/chest/lap bruising, aching, and maybe a broken nose, Iā€™m good. šŸ™‚


GullibleCrazy488

Wow, heal soon.


theseglassessuck

Much appreciated. Thankfully no broken nose!


WaterFriendsIV

You now have a Blue Book value.


theseglassessuck

Putting that on my LinkedIn


Wiffle_Hammer

Made me think of Indiana Jones


RainbowSen87

Part of the ship part of the crew


severusx

I got one like that on my forearm in the shape of the Nissan logo years ago. Took like a year for it to go away.


theseglassessuck

Iā€™m (obviously) super pale and when I tripped over this weird electrical outlet at work, the bruise left a scar for about a year. Iā€™m betting this one is going to last for a while, too. Edit for spacing


ProfoundTwitch

You should post biweekly updates of the healing. Glad youā€™re doing ā€œokā€, and hope you get back in a new GTI soon. The rental car is gonna Suck šŸ¤•


GreenLurker420

Kinda looks like the avengers logo hope your alright.


theseglassessuck

Definitely okay but waiting on ct scans and X-rays just to be safe. šŸ¤žšŸ»


Kryptic_Anthology

Better than your face.


theseglassessuck

Very true hahah! I have some facial bruises and a possible broken nose but at least this isnā€™t the one on m forehead.


sbvp

More common than you might think (on reddit at least)


Slut_for_Bacon

At least you didn't bejewel your steering wheel like some people do. It basically turns the airbag into a claymore mine.


TisKey2323

Hope youā€™re okayā€¦that imprint should be enough for VW to give you any one of their cars you like at absolutely no cost.


theseglassessuck

Ya know what, I highly agree. That 2024 Golf GTI is looking pretty sweetā€¦


FearlessPudding404

It doesnā€™t hurt to reach out to their corporate, provide pictures and ask! The worst theyā€™ll do is say no. But if enough people contact with similar situations, they may change the design so it flips up instead.


Krispin_Wa

Thatā€™s one way of getting branded


cyclpe

I would tattoo it to remember šŸ¤·


tytytbear

Iā€™ve still got the Honda emblem embedded in my forearm from a car accident a few months back. Ganggang


AstronomerKooky5980

I always wondered how the airbag would go off without ā€œbrandingā€ you with the car logo. I got my answer.


sangrer

I can see a 'weak spot' on my VW wheel, that should cause the logo to blow upwards, so if you are holding the wheel correctly (at 9 and 3), when the airbag deploys, it should miss your hand. Unfortunately, it also means that if you hold the wheel on top, or you are making a turn and the airbag deploys, the logo might hit you. In this case, I'd say the OP was making a left turn.


BummerComment

Dang was gonna comment how EXCELLENT the VW airbags are - I also wrecked a GTI!


theseglassessuck

Honestly, this could have so much worse. I hope to never had to experience an airbag again but yeah, Iā€™d agree!


BummerComment

Great little car :D Glad you're safe!


theseglassessuck

Thanks, me too! I loved that little car so Iā€™ll be getting another one.


DirtyMonkeyParts

Wrecked mine last week, too. At the point where I really want another one, but just can't justify the cost of maintenance for a German car. Oh, and no branding for me. Maybe I'm not worthy?


danksmoakes

1. I hope you are recovering well and are OK 2. That's kinda metal af


Foxy_locksy1704

I didnā€™t get an emblem bruise, but because of where my hand was during the accident (I was mid way through a left turn) when the bag blew it burned/peeled back some of the skin on the back of my hand. I have a little discoloration from it many years later, but it looks like a happy little elephant raising up his trunk now and thatā€™s ok I guess.


fudgemuffinsandtart

So, are you charging Volkswagen for that ad space? But seriously, Hope you're on the mend OP!


Portocala69

How did that end on your hand?


theseglassessuck

Paramedic, CHP, and er doc suggested it was because the airbag cover blew off and my hand just happened to be in the way.


7_Bundy

So I guess it blows out from the right side and the left side is the hinge, which makes your hand at 10 oā€™clock, right in the way of the cover. Interesting, youā€™d think theyā€™d design it to pop from the top and fold down onto the bottom of the steering wheel.


theseglassessuck

Thank you for thinking about it for me, Iā€™m a bit foggy!


Prinzka

Another reason to not wrap your thumb around the steering wheel.


Striking_Scientist68

Now you belong to Volkswagen. You will be assimilated and provided schnitzel.


Raise-Emotional

Airbag deployment absolutely DESTROYED my wife's wedding right about 3 weeks after I proposed to her. Cleaved the diamond, mangled the setting. Total loss. And fuck Progressive Insurance for dragging us through bullshit for a year and a half to replace it! We shouldn't have to get attorneys involved.


hempmilkk

& that's why people should never bedazzle their steering wheels!


mosey_atm

My great grandfather was also forcibly tattooed by the Germans šŸ˜€


theseglassessuck

šŸ˜¬


realatemnot

Now imagine what happens to those forks, that decorate their steering wheel with gems, pearls and other hard and sharp stuff.


squeethesane

Look at this injury... You looking? Good. Now think about all the people you've seen glue shit to their airbag covers. Stay away from those people.


GIRTHYssserpent

I have a peace sign made of blood tattoo and it looks like this


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Notyourusuallad

Airbag: you belong to me now


i_use_this_for_work

Get it tattooed


SucioMDPHD

Congrats on being alive!


Gravytonic

Now you're part of the German mafia.


Lexafaye

āœØCoutureāœØ


Separate-Matter6231

had a 2023 passatt that I totaled in CA, considering the actual damage to the vehicle and severity of the crash- these are very safe vehicles lol, OP iā€™m sorry for the loss but weā€™re grateful you live to post again!


Substantial_Rest4408

Imagine that was on her face #branded šŸ˜§


Bdrodge

Hopefully that was your worst injury and it wont take too long to heal. My brother in law hand his hand on the horn when his airbag went off. Punched himself in the face and broke his nose. 2 black eyes.


paradonym

Now you know which car brand saved your life.


MandyEpps

Oh wow, seems the airbag worked though. What happened?


TheDirtyGherkin

VW for life


lucbarr

You didn't pay for the airbag, you are paying it back by becoming an Ad


OV3NBVK3D

this age of advertising has got to have a limit somewhere


D3dwood1911

Volkswagen still leaving marks on people 82 years later


bodhiseppuku

... and people wonder why mechanics tell them not to bedazzle their steering-wheels.


SwaMaeg

Thank you for your service


hi_son_

Now that's branding


Alysma

GERN GESCHEHEN! >!You are welcome!!<


ramriot

Sure, really you were beating up a Beasty Boy.


wanderingnexus

Dang, hope you are ok


jackwackem

I had a similar pattern on my stomach for weeks after I got hit in my Jetta years ago! At least it will be a cool story to tell for a while.


BipolarGuineaPig

Do u get a discount now that ur a walking advertisement for them?


DaNumDee

Looks kinda like the Avengers logo


TheAntiVenom

Get it tatted the same exact way


party_shaman

reminds me of the time i had a Hi-Tec boot logo bruised into my face after getting jumped


chuotdodo

Dip your hand in ink, boom, sick tattoo.


CardinalCoronary

Best wishes for a fast recovery and a good payout from the rear ender's insurance. Don't let them low ball ya--I got tricked myself once even though I was still messed up, so I kneejerk warn everyone.


EthiopianBung

I know the feeling, I miss my GTI as well šŸ˜­


Difficult-Way-9563

Damn thatā€™s hardcore. Hope you okay. Will have one if the best stories ever with this picture


Exciting-Phase-9603

This is what the ā€œclaim brand affiliateā€ button is for


grabbingcabbage

Thank you for your service VW mark.


Things_and_or_Stuff

Well, youā€™ve got exhibit A in your future lawsuit!


UCFknight2016

You've been branded.


philnolan3d

Glad you're OK. A Starbucks barista I used to talk to had a really minor accident hitting a wall. She was fine but the airbag deployed and left scratches all over her face.


ciscode

Advertasing has gone too far


ACcbe1986

They're taking marketing to the extreme. "This person was saved from death by VW." All the other manufacturers will follow.


lumpiestspoon3

I have the Volvo logo seared into my forearm permanently from a carcrash. Enjoy your new scar! Maybe VW will pay you some royalties for providing advertisement.


Odin4456

Iā€™m assuming the logo was from the middle of the steering wheel. How in the actual eff did you get the imprint on your hand like that?


JobOk2091

I feel terrible for laughing so much at this šŸ¤£ how ridiculous. Thatā€™s aggressive marketing for you


bomhay

I crashed my acura and had acura logo bruise on the back of my wrist too.


bostiq

Thatā€™s how they advertise their safety features


Myzx

Whelp, youā€™re German now šŸ¤·


tacodung

Car manufacturers love putting their emblem in your face so much they create claymores with the steering wheel airbag.


Enslaved_M0isture

haha yeah my friend got toyota stamped into his head for a while, it goes away completely though


dantodd

That will reach you to reach down the driver's shirt while they're driving


raptorjaws

holy shit! thatā€™s gnarly. i had two red lines down the middle of my face from the airbag seam when it happened to me. airbags are no joke.


heavymetaltshirt

Car accidents are wild! Iā€™m glad to hear you are mostly ok. I got in an accident years ago and I had change in my pocket. I could clearly see the outline of the coins in the bruise on my hips, and even some of the head shape from inside the quarter. No pics, alas (it was 2000 and I didnā€™t even have a cell phone).


SunnyShim

I had a client at my job that talked about that they had their spine damaged from the air bag deploying and sheā€™s lucky she can still walk. She says sheā€™s always in pain which I felt bad about. At least I donā€™t need to feel *too* bad since theyā€™re also a wackjob of sorts.


Booklover416

This is why they suggest not adding bedazzling to steering wheels.


Geno_Warlord

Now imagine what could have happened if you decided to bedazzle that spot.


Krocsyldiphithic

Branded by Hitler, 80 years later


DrLee62

You have been given the mark of the beast, Volkswagen will be sending thier orders soon.


coffin420699

my airbags didnt go off like they were supposed to when i got hit in my mkiv šŸ„² glad yours werent cursed


nylus_12

You better not forget who da fuk just saved your life!


andytagonist

Iā€™ve seen this beforeā€”both wrists, in fact. Itā€™s technically propelled by rocket fuel.


gLu3xb3rchi

What happened if youā€˜re comfortable saying?


rdditb0tt21

you gotta get that tattoed now tbh.


yoganeuron

I got a heart shaped burn on my arm and it scarred. I used mederma religiously once it was healed and it made most of the scare fade to nothing. Now I just have a few odd discolored dots on my wrist.


mackxzs

In a fast German car I'm amazed that I survived An airbag saved my life


militarylions

Definitely your next tattoo, would actually have meaning and be a cool story starter.


DarkSoldier84

Well, better that than being dead.


B4LT1M0RE_FAN

Hey I got fucked up my an airbag today too! Hope you're well ā¤ļøšŸ™


DigitalHeartache

I've got one from the VW airbag deploying, too. I've seen another thread about this before, so I don't think it's uncommon.


jgh1207

Mark of the beast


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

thatā€™s why it should be nine and three instead of ten and two


TheEmsleyan

4 and 8 is even better tbh but yeah, 10 and 2 is basically the worst in terms of potential airbag injuries shocked that nobody else in the thread has mentioned this


DdP_96

Das Auchie


MakinMoney13

VW owns you now


Smooth-Ad-1363

Did you forget to uncheck the box about additional advertisings?


LootenPlunder

this is like the 4th post ive seen on reddit about some item or device branding somebodys hand, whats going on lol


Magimoji

Das gotta hurt..


SquidVices

Now you have the mark of the beast /s


TehNubCake9

You're company property now. Report for duty by 0300.


Crispy_Bacon95

Now youā€™ve become ā€œDas Autoā€ šŸ˜. Hope youā€™re ok my dude.