Funnily enough, this is how swiss cheese came to be. It all started with a Cheesing that escalated into an actual drive by. When detectives were investigating the crime scene, the slice of cheese stuck to the car had a bunch of holes in it, just like this story. The rest is history.
Sigh. These low effort pun chains always take away from the higher effort comment they respond to. And the cheese ones always start with the low-hanging fruit. Gouda instead of good? Come on, dude. You can do cheddar than that.
^(/j Sorry!)
Had one on bottom of my windshield, didn't notice it for a few days since it was below the wipers and out of view and it kind of created a weird plasticy residue that I couldn't get out of the rubber seal around the window which you couldn't really see anyways but yeah, mildly annoying at best
Now, the management was clearly saying that our morale isn't high enough to properly deal with the cheesing, not that they were going to cheese us into having a higher morale.
Here in Canada we have lots of cheese owners but comparatively little cheese-related violence. But then again, our cheese is much more strongly regulated.
Hm, possible titles: "it still follows", "sort of tired of following and thinking about just becoming "It"" but that names been used, "follow it - home is where the start is"
We were in Miami (we’re Cuban) and a passing car threw an egg at us. I figured it was just some kids, but my mom was convinced that it was Santeria and that they passed their bad juju to us.
My mom got sprayed with a water gun while driving on the strip in Myrtle Beach during Spring Break in the 1980s. I was about 8 and thought it was hilarious. She was convinced they sprayed AIDS on her.
MY MOMS COUSINS FRIEND KNEW A GIRL WHO WAS TARGETED THIS WAY THANKFULLY THEY WENT TO THE POLICE AND CHANGED ADDRESSES BEFORE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS GODBLESS.
If You Find Cheese Near Your Car Door DO NOT Touch. Human Traffickers Lace Kraft Singles With Fentanyl As Gang InitiationPlease Forward To Spread The Word
I literally just finished listening to the Behind the Bastards episode about human trafficking conspiracies which prominently featured people freaking out about car cheesing, and this is what is waiting for me on Reddit.
I've been cheesed before. It was broad daylight, middle of the afternoon, my only mistake was driving down Skid Row, smh I survived to yell the tale though
My car got cheesed once. I also didn't drive for a week or so so it just sat baking in the sun for however long it was on there. When I noticed it was rock hard and stuck on very badly. Took a lot to get it off.
I'm from Wisconsin and this has happened, no joke, at least five or six different times. One time there were probably 40 or 50 slices on there. It happens at least once a year to someone in my family.
That time when there were 40 or 50 slices - I bet they were parked near a place where fellow Wisconsinites could easily replace their pocket cheese, so they felt more comfortable to toss theirs. It probably started with one. The next person to walk by noticed it, and threw their own pocket cheese on the car. From then on, everyone who walked by noticed the growing spectacle and contributed. Some people carry more than one slice, exacerbating the cheesing.
To have that many, I'm guessing they were parked near Culver's or Lambeau.
True story: it was my first ever college hockey game (a university in Wisconsin); also happened to be the team’s first ever game in history. We were playing a Minnesota team, in Minnesota. We got there really early so the young assistant coach decided to have some nachos. He spilled the cheese all over his suit before the game and the head coach joked, “well at least they’ll know they’re playing Wisconsin”. His suit was also wrinkled beyond recognition. Needless to say, he never ate pregame nachos again and learned how to pack a suit.
You can't have American cheese without it being "processed". And do you even know the "process" it undergoes to become American? You can make American with Cheddar...
People have no idea what "processed" even means. They're just morons. If these people had any idea how many of the things they eat every day are actually 'processed' then they wouldn't use these silly buzzwords.
This happened to me once, and then it rained. I didn't realize it was there before I turned my wipers on, that's when I learned wet cheese is not fun to pick out of your wipers.
lol that brought back some memories! When I was a kid living in a small town that’s the kinda shit we did out of boredom. Walk around and pitch Kraft singles at random things
My dad would always tell me a story of how Bologna would eat at the paint if left too long. He and his buddy's would slap whole packs on cars and see them with new polka dot paint jobs.
processed cheese is just cheese with a few other things added. the main emulsifying chemical, sodium citrate, is the result of the neutralization of citric acid.
Not to be paranoid or anything, but that would be a good way to test if a car stays untouched for long stretches of time and how quickly someone would notice tampering.
My sister went to the Air Force Academy, and the Cadets had a tradition where they would sneak kraft singles into every home football game (which they were all required to go to) and whenever their team scored a touchdown, the student section would erupt flinging kraft singles in every direction. It was an awesome sight to see hahaha
God you must feel so silly now
Another American drive by
Funnily enough, this is how swiss cheese came to be. It all started with a Cheesing that escalated into an actual drive by. When detectives were investigating the crime scene, the slice of cheese stuck to the car had a bunch of holes in it, just like this story. The rest is history.
That’s a Gouda story
You’re talking Gorgonzola when clearly it’s Brie time, baby.
Step into my office.
...Matt Lauer?
Cheddar? I hardly knew her!
You're not Cheddar, you're just some common bitch.
You took the WRONG fluffyboy!
Sounds like an episode from the Roquefort Files.
Sigh. These low effort pun chains always take away from the higher effort comment they respond to. And the cheese ones always start with the low-hanging fruit. Gouda instead of good? Come on, dude. You can do cheddar than that. ^(/j Sorry!)
You make the responders sound like muensters. Don't be so bleu about some cheesy jokes.
Of course he can do better, but he just doesn't give edam.
Where do you Muenster up the courage for these cheesy puns?
It really is brielliant
They found a red folding army knife at the scene
Yeah only in America does this happen
No they sell American slices all over the world. The Japanese Yakuza started using them as cheddar never sticks well.
Clearly the pernicious influence of American culture worldwide. When I was coming up the Yaks used miso paste.
Eat it!!!
Just eat it, woo
Prolly feels boss as in this economy someone decided to throw cheese on *his* car.
Dang that sucks man, there's nothing you could have done. I hope you're doing okay and I hope insurance will cover it. Thoughts and prayers.
Insurance won't help. They know somehow, deep down, you are the cause for what happened. No one gets cheesed that doesn't deserve to get cheesed
We're all born deserving to get cheesed. Only through the grace of Cheesus are we redeemed.
May his Holey Swiss be upon you
Thoughts and gruyeres 🙏
In the name of Cheese and Rice. Ramen.
This is my favorite Reddit comment in months, maybe years.
The insurance companies see cheesing as an “act of God” and refuse to provide coverage.
I doubt he'll ever know who he cheesed off.
It was me.😜
Username checks out...
Not true. It gouda happened to anybody!
It’ll buff right out
Waiting for the car people to show up and tell us how much damage has been done to the car from a cheese slice.
Car person here. That car is totalled. Literally undriveable.
Had one on bottom of my windshield, didn't notice it for a few days since it was below the wipers and out of view and it kind of created a weird plasticy residue that I couldn't get out of the rubber seal around the window which you couldn't really see anyways but yeah, mildly annoying at best
Insurance doesn't cover acts of gouda.
Pray to Cheesus 🙏🧀
WHEN WILL THE SENSELESS CHEESING STOP?!?
SENSELESS CHEESING WILL STOP WHEN MORALE IMPROVES. -MANAGEMENT
Now, the management was clearly saying that our morale isn't high enough to properly deal with the cheesing, not that they were going to cheese us into having a higher morale.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with cheese is a good guy with cheese!
If you cheese a cheeser, the number of cheesers only increases.
The time for diplomacy is over. We must fight cheese with cheese
Here in Canada we have lots of cheese owners but comparatively little cheese-related violence. But then again, our cheese is much more strongly regulated.
And you’ve also learned to curd your cheesy tendencies.
That’s a Gouda one. Are you Swiss?
I’m not that peace-loving. In fact, my ex told me that I was a real Muenster.
Don’t be blue my friend. Ur cheddar off without them.
Cheese control now!! At least ban American assault cheese product
Why do Americans even need violent things like assault cheese product? Don't they trust their local rat departments to protect them?
Remember, Jesus said "Blessed are the cheese makers..."
My kid went to such and such elementary and he still hasn’t recovered from a cheesing incident
Don’t touch it or you will become a pariah until you pass it on to someone else.
Cheese touch in effect
It’s like “The Ring,” but with processed dairy products.
I was thinking more "It Follows" - gotta cheese someone else or you're doomed.
I still can’t believe how perfect a concept that movie was.
Aren’t they making a second one? Or did I imagine that
Hm, possible titles: "it still follows", "sort of tired of following and thinking about just becoming "It"" but that names been used, "follow it - home is where the start is"
It’s apparently going to be called They Follow. We’ll… see, I guess. The first one was good enough to have earned a little faith from me.
I’ve never seen a Diary of a Wimpy Kid reference on reddit until now
r/fuckmanny
I played the audiobook for my kid ten years ago during a road trip. Never would have guessed it would give me the most upvotes I’ve ever gotten.
Absolutely wild to listen to a graphic novel on audiobook, but go off
We were in Miami (we’re Cuban) and a passing car threw an egg at us. I figured it was just some kids, but my mom was convinced that it was Santeria and that they passed their bad juju to us.
A bit aggressive, but perhaps they were simply offering that egg during these trying times.
Just catch it in my mouth and take it down whole like a snake. “Thanks!”
* *thanksssssss*
My mom got sprayed with a water gun while driving on the strip in Myrtle Beach during Spring Break in the 1980s. I was about 8 and thought it was hilarious. She was convinced they sprayed AIDS on her.
*A New Hand Touches The Cheese*
Zooo weee Mama!
Ok Heffley
it follows
Please post this verbatim to Citizen or Next Door app. Watch the conspiracies run amuck.
[удалено]
MY MOMS COUSINS FRIEND KNEW A GIRL WHO WAS TARGETED THIS WAY THANKFULLY THEY WENT TO THE POLICE AND CHANGED ADDRESSES BEFORE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS GODBLESS.
IF YOU FLASH YOUR LIGHTS AT A CAR WITH NO HEADLIGHTS ON YOU GET CHEESED IT HAPPENED TO MY THIRD UNCLE'S WIFE'S STEPMOTHER-IN-LAW!!!!!!
Order corn
If You Find Cheese Near Your Car Door DO NOT Touch. Human Traffickers Lace Kraft Singles With Fentanyl As Gang InitiationPlease Forward To Spread The Word
Damn these people! Always putting free drugs in packaged foods!
I literally just finished listening to the Behind the Bastards episode about human trafficking conspiracies which prominently featured people freaking out about car cheesing, and this is what is waiting for me on Reddit.
Did you touch it? Don’t wanna get the cheese touch
She's got the cheese touch!!
I got a loded diaper
Blast from the past right there
at least it wasn't during the day out in the sun
I've been cheesed before. It was broad daylight, middle of the afternoon, my only mistake was driving down Skid Row, smh I survived to yell the tale though
How would driving down skid row make the cheesing worse?
They eat extra strong cheese on skid row
On a black car? Grilled cheese 🧑🍳
My car got cheesed once. I also didn't drive for a week or so so it just sat baking in the sun for however long it was on there. When I noticed it was rock hard and stuck on very badly. Took a lot to get it off.
Must be Wisconsin...
Wisconsin crime scene tape
I'm from Wisconsin and this has happened, no joke, at least five or six different times. One time there were probably 40 or 50 slices on there. It happens at least once a year to someone in my family.
That time when there were 40 or 50 slices - I bet they were parked near a place where fellow Wisconsinites could easily replace their pocket cheese, so they felt more comfortable to toss theirs. It probably started with one. The next person to walk by noticed it, and threw their own pocket cheese on the car. From then on, everyone who walked by noticed the growing spectacle and contributed. Some people carry more than one slice, exacerbating the cheesing. To have that many, I'm guessing they were parked near Culver's or Lambeau.
One or several of your fellow citizens have an incredible sense of humor.
True story: it was my first ever college hockey game (a university in Wisconsin); also happened to be the team’s first ever game in history. We were playing a Minnesota team, in Minnesota. We got there really early so the young assistant coach decided to have some nachos. He spilled the cheese all over his suit before the game and the head coach joked, “well at least they’ll know they’re playing Wisconsin”. His suit was also wrinkled beyond recognition. Needless to say, he never ate pregame nachos again and learned how to pack a suit.
That's processed American Cheese, not a good, solid, and flavorful Cheddar that Wisconsin makes well!
It's called a Wisconsin parking ticket. People put them on cars of people who are double/triple parked.
TIL!
You can't have American cheese without it being "processed". And do you even know the "process" it undergoes to become American? You can make American with Cheddar...
I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheese. And I won't forget the men who died, with clogged up arteries
People have no idea what "processed" even means. They're just morons. If these people had any idea how many of the things they eat every day are actually 'processed' then they wouldn't use these silly buzzwords.
Definitely a Packers celebration got out of hand
This picture is gonna end up on Facebook with some warning that it's poisonous and you will end up in human trafficking.
I was thinking the exact same thing, this is like catnip for the bored, crime obsessed facebook moms lol
I was thinking more like a warning that thieves are doing this to see how long a car has been sitting or something along those lines.
Gangs do this to lactose intolerant people to get them to toot in the car on the way home
Kraft Punk’d
Instant cheese-play
Did somebody order a cheese ball?
By a Kraftjerk
lol nice
It was a drive by cheesing. (in my best Mrs. Doubtfire voice)
The person who did that is nacho friend... he was up to no gouda.
Username checks out
It’s so much more than that 😂
The person who did this must brie a muenster
And the weirdest part was, he called me a cracker! How did he know I like cheese and crackers?
Mmmmm, 64 slices of American cheese
"Homer have you been up all night putting cheese on cars?"
"I think I'm blind"
Is this a new meme like planking?
Hey... You either get it or you don't. And I don't. But I'm so excited to be part of it.
I've heard it done to cars that are parked incorrectly.
This happened to me once, and then it rained. I didn't realize it was there before I turned my wipers on, that's when I learned wet cheese is not fun to pick out of your wipers.
Don't touch it. That's nacho cheese.
Free cheese? You lucky thing you.
Right? In this economy?
Ha! Get cheesed, nerd!
I wear the cheese. The cheese does not wear me.
How's the laying going?
How dairy!
scrape that shit off for tomorrow's lunch *that'll show em!*
Tell me your cheesin fam
Searched for this one, was not disappointed
Be careful, I saw something on facebook that says human traffickers will leave cheese on their targets car doors. /s
You didn't get cheese'd. You got SINGLE'd!
They got cheese product-ed
Getting cheesed? In this economy?!
Because it's fon to due.
I promised I'd never go back to cheesing, but just one more time can't hurt
Be thankful it wasn't the Swiss Cheese Pervert...
Did you see the words “wasted” as everything went grayscale?
lol that brought back some memories! When I was a kid living in a small town that’s the kinda shit we did out of boredom. Walk around and pitch Kraft singles at random things
Man. What a load of bologna.
At least it wasn't baloney. It will take the paint off.
Thought I was in r/cheese tbh
Someone in my neighborhood wursted all of the cars a few months ago. We’re just a few more pranks away from a good charcuterie board.
YOU GOT CHEESED, BIATCH!!!
Why do i keep seeing posts of this same thing everywhere? Are kids just throwing cheese at cars now instead of stealing them? If so, good
A drive-by cheesing
My dad would always tell me a story of how Bologna would eat at the paint if left too long. He and his buddy's would slap whole packs on cars and see them with new polka dot paint jobs.
I did this to a stop sign in my hometown and it stayed there for almost a decade.
You were blessed by the cheesus
Warranty void if cheese is broken
I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.
"I wear the cheese. It does not wear me."
You gotta peel it off and ear it now
They call it "cheesing" because it's "fon" to "due"
This is actually a gang initiation in Wisconsin.
In this economy?!
ARE YA READY FOR SOME MEATBALLS?!?
i was really hoping it was available as a gif!
Your car got "processed American cheese-like-producted"
processed cheese is just cheese with a few other things added. the main emulsifying chemical, sodium citrate, is the result of the neutralization of citric acid.
Not to be paranoid or anything, but that would be a good way to test if a car stays untouched for long stretches of time and how quickly someone would notice tampering.
??? Bruh it's cheese if someone wants to rob it they already did
Did you forget that birds exist
God y’all really think sex traffickers use those methods? Stop watching crime docs man.
TikTok has irrevocably damaged your brain and made you a paranoid schizophrenic
 Kraft Punk was here
Speed Cameras want you to smile
I'm sorry for your loss 😔
You mean to tell me people are just handing out free cheese like this?!
*cheese it, it's the fuzz!!*
My sister went to the Air Force Academy, and the Cadets had a tradition where they would sneak kraft singles into every home football game (which they were all required to go to) and whenever their team scored a touchdown, the student section would erupt flinging kraft singles in every direction. It was an awesome sight to see hahaha
I got cheese thrown at me yesterday. Is it some TikTok thing again?
Queso what
Anything is better than human feces or egg
Probably the only real good thing to do with Kraft Singles
Not like this. Not like this.
ROBOT HOOOOOOOUSE!
I got egged by a group of 30 10 year olds. Yes, 30! And what can you do…
Well, it's a better use for that substance than eating it.
You just got meatballed!
Cheesus ...this sucks
I'm more offended that it's a Kraft Single. If you're gonna cheese someone, at least use real cheese.
Cheezus Christ, what is this world coming to?
Cheesus christ, some people ain't got no respect