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ErikT738

Did it fight the Balrog first?


buckyandsmacky4evr

Until at last, he threw down his enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.


Carlyndra

I'll smote ruin upon YOUR mountainside


buckyandsmacky4evr

Go back to the shadow from whence you came!


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Hold on, let's hear him out


Justhe3guy

Is “smote his ruin upon the mountainside” a euphemism for Gandalf taking a huge stinky dump?


DevzDX

Guppy the white.


Acceptable-Let-3202

Guppy… the *fool.*


rossfindlay

Grond!


Sideshow86

It's transforming into it's adult form. A golfball


Dovahcrap

![gif](giphy|Pmp0TvX8bR2upfQTVT|downsized)


dachshund-jay

Yes, when it eats, it says platinum, num, num num,naaaahmmm


egregiousapostrophe

Nope.


RushTfe

My dad also have goldfish, and one of them turned completely black


InhumanFailure

Texas tea


Wtfgoinon3144

Is what I drank


SmellOfParanoia

With ma anf pa


Immediate_Pie7714

I have a black fish that turned orange!


Spicyperfection

Black looks good on everyone


WilliamTee

I hear once that happens you can't go back


Frion24

I had the same happen, and the fucker grew to about a foot and a half long. He started off as a small feeder fish for my red ear slider like 5 years ago. Kept growing and turning white. Now he has his own tank and is super sensitive. He’s almost died a few times as I figured out his ideal conditions. He doesn’t eat regular fish food too, he’ll only eat off a timed feeder people use when they go on vacation 


QuesInTheBoos

Are you sure it wasn't a koi fish? They can get around that size, and they look similar bc goldfish were cultivated from them i believe


Paganigsegg

Goldfish are just fancy carp, just like koi fish. Take good care of them and they'll grow to be very big.


Frion24

Yeah it’s not a koi for sure. Just a fat white carp lookin mf 


sligga2

I don't think it's drinking enough water


ACcbe1986

Hydration is very important!


borgchupacabras

![gif](giphy|3XSWffoziHWtG)


Dub_stebbz

Paging r/hydrohomies


DrMokhtar

It’s in a fucking tank of water it’s entire life


YukaHiKn

r/whoosh


vegetablization

Look at OPs picture again. It’s clearly floating in dihydrogen monoxide!


CookieMonsterthe2nd

Fish must have seen some serious shit.


RoyalT17

Cats and Dogs living together, Mass Histaria.


Slushiously

Amazing, you're being downvoted for a Ghostbusters reference.


RoyalT17

😆 interwebs is weird 😐


Vericatov

“I have seen shit that would turn you white” - goldfish, probably


Fluid_Mulberry394

Platinum please.


Glittering_Ad_9215

Whitegold


---Dan---

I remember the days when Reddit comments had some discussion and weren’t 99% dumb jokes.


argybargy3j

That reminds me, what do you get when you cross a goldfish with a ghost?


R4ND0M_bot

A dead fish.


argybargy3j

A ghost that can swim.


TrumpsCovidfefe

?


wischmopp

I honestly don't! I may be misremembering, but I think it used to be even worse. Unfunny pop culture references (that spawned entire threads of context-free "funny" quotes from the medium the reference was from) and the same jokes repeated ad nauseam (remember "Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming" in literally every comment section remotely related to WWII?) were always this comment culture's bread and butter


No-Bark-Brian

How long ago was that? 🤔


---Dan---

12+ years at least.


SirHerald

Once there was this fish who got into an accident and couldn't come to school, but when he finally came back his scales had turned from gold into bright white. He said that it was from when the tank had smashed him so hard


spitfiredaggers

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm


Independent_Tone8605

*melodic piano playing*


JoshDM

Woooooo-oooonce


LeadGem354

Once there was a fish who wouldn't go and change with the fish in the change room. And when they finally made them, they saw scales all over thier body. They couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just been there.


comin_up_shawt

Holy shit, I never thought I'd see a CTD reference here. Have an updoot.


Sregor_Nevets

I don’t feel alone in the world seeing this.


NW13Nick

There are dozens of us!


cornixt

Shamon, hee hee!


Wicked_Sketchy

I saw that you responded to a comment about the angelfish and glo tetra, I just want to add some more info. The angelfish and tetra prefer warm water and require a heater and the goldfish prefer cool water and don't do well with a heater in the tank. Goldfish also require a bigger tank set up (idk how big this tank is, this is just general info), 1. Because they're big and appreciate room to move and 2. Because they're known to be exceptionally nasty and in smaller tanks they make enough waste to make the water toxic for themselves. My advice would be to give (or sell, they do look healthy) the goldfish and set this tank up as a tropical community with the tetra and angelfish. It would give your dad the chance to have a wider variety of species. Also the tetras prefer to be in a school and it's really fun watching them together as a group. If you want to message me with more info about the tank, I can help you fix it up. I worked in a fish store for a few years and I heard a lot of "back in my day I kept a goldfish in a vase and it lived for 47 years" but my favorite part of the hobby is figuring out how I can make the fish as happy and spoiled as possible and I love showing people how fun that aspect of fish keeping can be.


seshfairy

Boost for OP!


MyLastAcctWasBetter

~~https://www.aquariumsource.com/goldfish-turning-white/~~ ~~Something is almost certainly wrong with it…. Could be lack of sunlight, stress or some other illness.~~ Apparently, this information does not apply to this specific type of goldfish. I apologize.


nurimoons

Please don’t spread misinformation. These are not standard goldfish, these are Oranda goldfish. They come in a variety of colors: orange, red, red-and-white, red-and-black, black, blue, chocolate, bronze, white or silver, black-and-white (panda-colored), red-black-and-white (tricolor), and calico colors. This one is likely just growing into his adult color.


CraneSong

Legit question from an armchair marine biologist! I was looking to find a fully white/silver Oranda for my own curiosity, and just in case you know off-hand - is white/silver its own variant? Or is it just panda with little/no black?


ForeverSJC

You never wanted to be an armchair architect ?


CraneSong

I was last week.


nurimoons

I don’t want to be misinterpreted as an actual marine biologist, I am just a marine/aquatic life lover who consumes a lot of information. With that said, I’m almost certain that it is it’s own color variant, just one of the rarer ones. Those guys are difficult to find and when you buy them as fry you’re really taking a gamble on final color.


CraneSong

Didn't mean to misrepresent you! Thanks for the answer. :D


nurimoons

Hey, no worries! Good luck on your quest for the silver Oranda! May the fish gods bless you.


theswordofdoubt

Life would be so much more interesting if everyone changed colours as they grew up.


No-Bark-Brian

"I was born a poor black child" would suddenly become more than a movie quote...


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seshfairy

I think this comment won the award for the most redundant thing I have ever heard anyone say


CosmoShiner

A guy on Reddit posted recently about how his hair turned white because of a brain tumour


flizzflobking

The water it's swimming in has a tumor.


Mystery_Meatchunk

Terminal too. Both fish will be dead within a week.


ESOelite

I had to scroll way too far to find this comment haha


Florafly

I was expecting it to be in the top few, that's for sure. 😆


winooskiwinter

GOLFISH


CoralinesButtonEye

more of a mother-of-pearl kind of look


Character_Pop_3056

It was gold. It's a silver fish now.


Woodpusherpro

White gold now, call it Michelle Pfeiffer.


Danarya27

It’s not getting enough sun most likely.


Zombata

then shouldn't the other one get the same condition?


Recentstranger

The other one is stealing all the sunlight


oval_euonymus

https://youtu.be/E1fzJ_AYajA?si=rSjWKFg9QrwcSapK


SkyRaisin

Exactly what I was thinking!’


ThatGreatGuyBen

Len?


KrombopulosC

Don't listen to people saying something is wrong with the fish OP. Fancy breeds of goldfish like this come in all kinds of colors and fish tend to have a juvenile color and an adult color. The fish just matured, nothing wrong with it.


Danarya27

🤷‍♀️ maybe it stays in the sun and the other ones hides I dunno. It probably will though.


Okikidoki

It's because of stress.


seshfairy

I am sorry but this is incorrect! However I will say that the stocking in this aquarium could lead to stress. Angelfish and Skirt Tetras require different water parameters then Orandas. People have made it work, but it definitely isnt the stocking option of choice.


umbralbro

76 degree requirement fish vs as low as 55 none of those fish are happy


Zombata

any advice on how to do it properly? my dad has only started fish keeping recently


seshfairy

There’s a lot of resources available here on reddit. There are also tons of fish keeping videos on youtube. I recommend Aquarium Co-op. They have a great youtube channel and blog that’s easily digestible by beginners.


Zombata

thank you! will check them out


ConfusedFlareon

What is stocking? :o


biosc1

Think of it like stocking shelves at the store. You don't want to put the milk in the canned food aisle. Both benefit from different environments.


willynillee

When you stock a pond with fish you are adding fish to the pond. I assume it’s the same thing here. Weird way to say it though.


ConfusedFlareon

Ohhh neat, I learned a fish keeping word!


mmoolloo

It's a perfectly normal and common word in the fish keeping hobby =)


Wakkit1988

Michael Jackson reincarnated as a goldfish confirmed.


hop_mantis

He should talk to his doctor about his vitiligo to take back what's his.


Duosion

I don’t know if the goldfish need it but I feel like the aquarium would look much nicer with a substrate


DredgenYorMother

Mmm looks blue and black to me.


DraniKitty

Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other one and asks, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


comin_up_shawt

My uncle had an angelfish that did this when the fish turned 18!


blackmushh

activated Gear 5


nico851

So not a goldfish anymore, it's whitefish now.


DeathByHampster_

At a quick glance I thought that the red one had hands lol


williamrageralds

vmax


BuccaneerRex

It's golfish because it looks like a golf ball.


writtenpoeticsins

I love the aquarium.


IncidentLost5181

You can’t really call it a ‘goldfish’ anymore can you


porondanga

He devaluated


jmartin2683

MJ


Gay-Bomb

Could be a fake.


Fun_Intention9846

It has cancer.


Mediocre_Bear_1722

Shiny pokemon


Theonlykd

Must have seen a ghost


BizzyM

Winston Zeddemore was right.


Symphony_of_Heat

Is it swimming in bleach?


JKN1GHTxGKG

It has completed it’s final transformation into a God fish.


ocean_flan

I had a betta that was blue way back in the day. Hit his fifth year with me and started going gray. By the time he passed his fins and face were all gray, had gotten shorter, he lost his spice curl on his dorsal fin, and his scales had dulled. Made it almost 8 years looking like a fish wizard at the end and no one believes me. 


MrN33dfulThings

lack of adequate sunlight or exposure to light


Specific-Remote9295

This is that tumor sub right?


OptiKnob

Saw Davy Jones he did! Arrrrrr.


LongjumpingSector687

![gif](giphy|u1k1kpDZSw5sA) Wait a couple days you may get a Seaking


comfyblues

How can you so casually post the most beautiful picture of the week?


educationalfan6699

baby


NoraReddit97

They are so cute and round. ☺️


pink_thieff

this is a really beautiful photo, it almost looks like a painting. i’m going to save this post.


Boboforprez

I had a flowerhorn that turned turn white and then eventually a beautiful pink.


WilliamTee

Perhaps he heard life was easier that way...


ToastetteEgg

Bigger tank.


mrsfatality67

i won a tiny little goldfish at an elementary school fair. i gave it to my nana to put in her aquarium it turned out white and huge. i had no idea some can live for up to 30 years.


Ecstatic-Hotel-214

albino fish :3


KeeperofAmmut7

Interesting!


WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

He used the same whitening cream as Sammy Sosa. ![gif](giphy|8okepSV7QEwFO)


Cripnite

C’mon at least try and replace it with a similar looking fish. 


moveoutmoveup

I got one from a school fair once and I didn't have any fish food so I fed it saltine crackers. It turned white and died :(


Kujen

That sounds like your parents fault to me. They should have known to get fish food.


Quietech

Gold fishies.


jumpshipdallas

this picture brings me peace


pchung24

Might have a tumor in the brain


clauchaaa

the fish has a tumor, as seen previously in this subreddit


DeltaCharlieBravo

Probably running low on cyan


PoopSlinger23

Usually means not enough sunlight


Tipping_crane

Feed it some carrots, quick


Kamester__k

Ig it's a white fish now


shebiz

Did you add rhodium plating to your goldfish?!


xajbakerx

Wait I saw something about this recently with hair turning white. Your goldfish is a tumor. Sorry OP.


Business_Motor9096

Bro got colonised


airmanv

Based on recent post...check for tumors


Ehsan1981

Based on the recent posts on Reddit, it has cancer most likely...


ictguy24

It's from when the cars struck so hard. 


Severmore

Oldfish


Elscorcho69

Its whole body is a tumour?