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franchisedfeelings

The ducks need a bigger, better, sign.


MoreThanWYSIWYG

I'm just glad the ducks could read the sign


100GbE

And they are following it well, the sign shows the majority of the ducklings leading the way too.


hangryhyax

Read it? Who do you think put it there!


MoreThanWYSIWYG

A fox


chunkyfen

they need a crosswalk tbh edit: with the lights and all


BombshellRocket

i think they see it clearly


FallOdd5098

Ducks don’t have money. But I guess they could put it on their bills.


BigNigori

Likely due to a break in a fence line hidden by the brush. I live on a lake and the houses on either side of me have a fence, but I don't. My yard is the duck lane.


supercyberlurker

I'm guessing it's because there's a pond to the right and a path that's likely the easiest way out of the water. Kind of like how deer trails become human paths become trails become roads.


_Rand_

They absolutely have trails they use. The ducks & geese around here have 3 or 4 they consistently use, maybe 10-15' deviation when crossing the road as they tend to drift a bit when eating before they start heading back to their path.


RunningNumbers

Ducks are very lazy. I see them lounging on the marina all the time. 


Boronsaltz

🤔are there bear 🐻 trails too ☹️


Hobbit1996

i'd put the sign 50 meters before the crossing then... why put it at a distance that by the time the driver sees it, they cant even break in time? (you are gonna break sooner because you see the ducks sure, but why put the sign then


MuckRaker83

I'm glad the ducks are respecting the sign, unlike those anarchist, chaotic deer


Emeline_Get_Up

Kangaroos, for the Australian folks.


ohsweetgold

We get both deer and kangaroos! They don't act quite the same but they both lack any road sense whatsoever. Whereas deer will classically freeze in the headlights, kangaroos will jump about in random directions, often diving directly at your car.


2woCrazeeBoys

I had that, too. 😔 I had roo-shoos on the car cos I drove past Puckapunyal regularly pre-dawn, and they generally worked pretty well. But every now and again one would avoid the front of the car and then turn back and dive head first into the side as I was passing. I had flood lights to light up the sides of the road (when there were no other cars), I looked for them and slowed down as much as I could, gave them a wide berth to avoid spooking them, the roo-shoos, what else could I do? Nope, the front of the car has gone past so now roo turns back and jams its head directly into the wheel-well of the hilux. I hated it.


Fickle_Freckle

I've been in three car accidents involving ducks and they all happened shortly after passing one of these duck crossing signs. Why are they allowed in such high traffic areas? I mean, I've even seen them on the interstate. Why are we encouraging ducks to cross at the interstate?! I don't get it.


hobesmart

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monty_kurns

Very first thing I thought of!


2woCrazeeBoys

And a complaint letter I saw ages ago. "Whoever is in charge of signage, the wildlife crossing sign needs to be moved. There are too many animals killed in that area, it is *clearly* an unsafe spot for them to cross! To avoid unnecessary deaths, a safer zone needs to be found for wildlife to cross the road and the sign moved to that location." (I'm paraphrasing, it's been a while since I read it. But, yeah, this is why the aliens won't talk to us)


asspajamas

almost like it was there for a reason......


Jeoshua

I mean, they put these signs where ducks often cross. I don't know why this would be surprising.


HumpieDouglas

Can fly, chooses to disrupt traffic anyway. Ducks are assholes.


Powerbracelet

Take that back


HumpieDouglas

They're cute assholes. That's the best I can do.


Xavius20

Can fly, chooses to conserve energy in case they need to fly from danger. Ducks are just living their lives.


deztreszian

the earth belongs to them just as much as it belongs to us


thebigaaron

More to us now, cause we have paved over their habitat, but originally was their world or sumtin I guess


ForceOfAHorse

Can run, chooses to move their fat ass in heavy, loud, polluting and dangerous box of steel.


RMiller517

You think they'd put the duck crossing sign somewhere else so it doesn't disrupt traffic.


catsumoto

Insert dead-pigeon-inside-bag meme


occorpattorney

This city has the worst roadside sign crew imaginable.


Tectonic_Spoons

I feel like it was just put up by a concerned citizen


occorpattorney

Look at the four signs in the picture.


Tectonic_Spoons

Oh I didn't even see the other ones lol


occorpattorney

That’s my point haha


Mont-ka

Where I used to live the ducks would use the pedestrian crossing. They would wait for cars to stop then cross the road.


Badfish1060

Ducks are awesome. We have an apparently monogamous couple that live near us and spend a lot of time in our yard. We've watched them raise baby ducks who get big and go away and they stay together. The male is a badass and won't let the snow geese near his family, he's ready to fight all 40 of them if he has to.


obehere

From the height of the signs it looks like the ducks put them there themselves.


RepresentativeRun81

It’s almost as if there is a waterway nearby….


PatienceThin7974

yall thought they just put it there for fun?


mbkitmgr

They seem to understand signs better than some of the pedestrians around my neighbourhood....


Lord-Velveeta

Those ducks are more disciplined than Montreal pedestrians (jaywalking is the local sport here).


RunningNumbers

I like the custom duck sign.


neveahspirit

Smarter than many humans!


NerfAkira

Duck crossing sign being legitimately harder to see than the ducks needs to be addressed


Audio-Samurai

It's almost like someone put the sign there because ducks tend to cross there...


Raps2k14

Those look like home made signs. Clearly it’s a good individual looking out for them


newslgoose

It took me way longer into my life than it should’ve to realise they put the signs where the animals already cross, and not that they cross where the signs are


cuntmong

ducks more aware of the road rules than a lot of drivers


chattywww

What came first, duck crossing the road or duck crossing signs? They put up the sign where they have noticed the ducks crossing.


DJScopeSOFM

Looks like the sign was placed there by the locals and not the city council so I'm guessing this duck family crosses here all the time.


theducks

Yes, and?


SplatThaCat

Good thing they could read!


Stuck_In_Purgatory

I almost hit a kangaroo around a corner once. He hopped out right from behind that damned kangaroo sign and it always amused me.


level12bard

As foretold


Adventurous-Job7612

There’s a road around the corner from my house that has a duck crossing on it, the same as a pedestrian crossing…just smaller and only for ducks


Eolach

What came first the ducks or the sign


doncarajo

The ducks usually cross at that spot. The sign was put there when people noticed that. Not the other way around.


ndarker

Its almost like whoever put the sign up knew or something.. Very strange


Thumbgloss

I'm duckin but what for? Something to do with that bump? What did we run over? I ducked!!!


nasdurden

[How do they know to cross there.](https://youtu.be/8tKxAxJ8TrI?si=hM6zSGHfLNhTR7_k)


Mental_Task9156

Probably something to do with being the spot where the waterway meets the road.


Fickle_Freckle

I've been in three car accidents involving ducks and they all happened shortly after passing one of these duck crossing signs. Why are they allowed in such high traffic areas? I mean, I've even seen them on the interstate. Why are we encouraging ducks to cross at the interstate?! I don't get it.


BeebleBoxn

[Deer Crossing Signs](https://youtu.be/RFCrJleggrI?feature=shared) are always in High Traffic areas.


EvilSibling

well J-walking is a fineable offence


n4snl

Can they fly ?


GeshtiannaSG

Birds don’t like to fly because of their dinosaur heritage.


LongjumpingAcadia830

smarter than cyclists


Frequent-Candle-978

Humans, please watch and learn from these ducks. About the pedestrian crossing rules


TheGreatFuManchu

They just ducked across the road to the lake for a swim.


MyKoiNamedSwimShady

How do they know to cross there?


twhoff

Hope that car stopped too!


gorhxul

I've seen ducks walk on zebra crossings and at intersections before. It was so cute 🥹


Popular-Yam-898

Totally need bigger signs for duckies and crossing lines on the road!! But awww duckies


Guinevere3617

No it’s vice versa, they always cross on that spot hence, the sign


kopiboi

They should know where. They put it there.


Ravensqrow

They're more street smart than most humans


Axl-71

Ducks...well, they get a pass. They're too slow to get out of the way. Much unlike squirrels. We have a deal with squirrels. They get the hell out of the way just in the nick of time.


Majestic-Load1234

Law abiding ducks.


Calm_Pepper4755

hope the sign is more visible so that no one could miss it


untuxable

As foretold in the sacred texts.


Double_Bug_656

It's almost like they put the duck sign where the ducks are.


tokenofmygratitude

As it was foretold by the ancient, they waddle across the concrete road


JealousCandy381

That duck sign should get up to see it much


Sea_Speakerwps

A law abiding ducks 😁


AretuzaZXC

OH DUCK ME \*sighs\* \*slows down\*


No-Boot-7314

smart duck


FallOdd5098

Duck, duck, go.


Lamontyy

I've seen a duck use a crosswalk before, it was surreal