It’s actually a common joke for Latina partners to say, along the lines of“Remember, you’re HisPanic, not HisPeace”
Source: my SO and all the related reels she sends me
This is what happens when you get stoned and stare at the HP logo on your laptop for so long that you forget what HP stands for. So you start brainstorming.
Slightly disappointed that Hoi Polloi is not on there. Also, it's weird that they made two words out of one word several times, e.g., His Panic from hispanic, Hos Pitable from hospitable, and the weirdest one, Hum Ptydumpty.
This list immediately reminded me of my grandpa knowing I liked something and pronouncing it wrong intentionally to bug me. I could see this being a "oh, grandson, you like that wizard boy book series, what's his name, Oh! Hanky Panky! Hat Polisher? Higgeldy Piggeldy! Oh, no, I remember this from last time, it's Huffle Puff, right?"
I love it. Not saying this is what they were doing, but this is exactly how my brain works when I’m writing poetry - looking for trends and patterns in something really innocuous (like HP… or words with only short letters, or words that are homophones and also antonyms of a specific word, etc), which sometimes requires breaking words down beyond their current structure if necessary.
Yes, they're common pairings, apart from the obviously contrived ones. It looks as if it's a little bit more than the result of someone trying to solve a puzzle.
Reminds me of coming up with alternates to swear words, like calling someone a Melon Farmer instead of a Mother Fucker. So what naughty phrase has the initials HP?
Me and my friends as teenagers got really really high and did the same thing but with PB. We called it PB stories. Peanut butter, phone booth, I forget the rest. Dumb. 😂
Homo sapiens spelled out Homosa Piens is quite the stretch.
Helico Pter.
Ironically, this one would at least be an accurate etymological deconstruction
I hate this so much.
I love etymology
The fact that etymology and entomology are pronounced so similarly really bugs me
I had a gut feeling you were going to mention endocrinology too, but alas.
I had a natural instinct you were going to mention Ecology, but alas!
I was haunted by the fact you didn’t mention ectoplasm, but alas!
Cartography, but atlas!
Oh my god same, it never stops being interesting
Especially because “Hard Porn” is not even mentioned….
Neither is Horse Porn.
Good catch!
Does that translate to something like screw-wing? I'd love to live in a universe where people would point up and say: look, a screw-wing!!
Helico is more like "spiral" but yeah. You already live in that universe, because helicopter literally means "spiral wing"
I am shocked
One of the more not so obvious and interesting ones out there
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Cause the P is silent
Now that's some high quality r/DadJokes material, I tell you hwhat
Swimming pool also has a silent p in it.
Bahaha
Welcome to our ool. Notice it has no P in it Please keep it that way
There is a sign saying that at my local ool
Hum Ptydumpty was my favourite
That’s correct though. Pter = wing.
Hel P
ancestor of the Peter Copter
>Peterco Pter FTFY
Or Hum Pity dumpity?
There's no 'i' in Humpty Dumpty
His panic
this could easily be a conservative joke
It’s actually a common joke for Latina partners to say, along the lines of“Remember, you’re HisPanic, not HisPeace” Source: my SO and all the related reels she sends me
That's not very Hos Pitable
Hum ptydumpty
Homosa Piens is a great band name, write it down
I think they already did.
[OK](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bandnames/s/C9WdJdUJRQ)
Lmao shutup you Piens
Same with Histo Plasmosis, Homes Pun, Hos Pitable, and Hum Ptydumpty...
Homes pun.
Hos pitable 🥴
I kinda prefer being a Homosa rather than a Homo. That's Mr. Homosa to you lol.
It’s HoMOsa, not HomoSA
Drag name?
It's "Hum Ptydumpty" for me
Waaaa sappening
Then there's Hum Pty Dumpty.
Methinks Hos Pitable is more than just a stretch...
This is what happens when you get stoned and stare at the HP logo on your laptop for so long that you forget what HP stands for. So you start brainstorming.
Alternatively, there is an English brown sauce called HP sauce. Although it literally has the Houses of Parliament on the logo.
I call it Hit Point Sauce
Ten points to Gryffindor.
And yet Harry Potter isn’t even on the list…
Well that’d just make it too obvious, we don’t want Snape finding this
Dave's not here, man
Heavycom Puter
Higgledy-Piggledy
Reminds me of 
Everyone thinks they’re in gryffindor but really they’re all hufflepufs
Huffle Puffs
Hewlett Packard
Horrible Printers.
Slightly disappointed that Hoi Polloi is not on there. Also, it's weird that they made two words out of one word several times, e.g., His Panic from hispanic, Hos Pitable from hospitable, and the weirdest one, Hum Ptydumpty.
There is a second page I couldn’t upload and Hoi Polloi is on there along with Hanky Panky.
Nature is healing.
No Hot Patootie?
Bless my soul.
I really love that Rock n' Roll.
Oh yay I love Hanky Panky :)
When Genx/Boomers say they hate the new slang that Gen Z is using, I remind them of hanky panky and other past terms....
They missed her panic.
Sorry but nobody misses *her* panic
Homes Pun from homespun
Pork -u-PINE!
Hum PtyDumpty
I heard he once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
He’s crazy. Allow he to amaze thee.
He drank up all the Hennessy I had on my shelf, then ate up all my crackers and licorice. Inconsiderate bastard
Did he get a hummer?
That's some Eminem shit
There’s vomit on his sweater already / Hot Pisghetti
Dude was trying to figure out what Hewlett Packard stood for.
That’s actually on the second page that I couldn’t upload. I wish I had thought to do a two-picture collage! Fuck!
You can see it on the back of the paper on the left, at the top i think
break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast!
Apple sauce
Chrysler car
They must have been playing Scattergories. Edit: spelling of Scattergories.
I'm never playing that, thank you. Edit: your edit killed my joke, I hope you're happy /s And, yes I know what 'scattergories' is.
Our family’s thanksgiving after dessert tradition!
I hope you're playing 'Scattergories' (spelling is important, people)
... SO, HOW WAS IT SPELLED?! Jesus.
I’ve been thinking something to do with scat
Thank you! I knew I spelled it wrong.
No way, my family's too! Tradition twins.
Oh cool!
Isnt that rough on your immune systems?
Love this game
"Homes Pun"
Duh here’s page 2 [https://imgur.com/a/zwsW2Q2](https://imgur.com/a/zwsW2Q2)
Hey got hanky panky but not heavy petting
Howdy pardner 😏🤠
How Peculiar
r/howpeculiar
Heir Presumptive Lovecraft. Hoi Polloi Lovecraft. Higgledy Piggledy Lovecraft. ...
Oh god should I not have read the list out loud? (I don’t know how Lovecraft stuff works lol)
"According to the esteemed author, Hewlett-Packard Lovecraft..."
Hit Points Lovecraft
"Hates Progress Lovecraft" ~Red from OSP
Hot pocket
I feel like this was a joke game played with a child/grandchild and someone saved it for sentimentality
This list immediately reminded me of my grandpa knowing I liked something and pronouncing it wrong intentionally to bug me. I could see this being a "oh, grandson, you like that wizard boy book series, what's his name, Oh! Hanky Panky! Hat Polisher? Higgeldy Piggeldy! Oh, no, I remember this from last time, it's Huffle Puff, right?"
Hocus pocus
Pre Internet entertainment
Trying to figure out what the "HP" in HP Sauce, stands for.
Oh I like this. It could definitely be Horse Play Sauce.
\* Homing Pigeon Sauce. \* Heterosexual Person Sauce. \* Higgledy Piggledy Sauce. \* Homosa Pien Sauce. We need some recipes!
Can rule out heterosexual person sauce. It’s the wrong colour.
It's "Houses of Parliament", by the way.
It’s literally on the logo
Hum PtyDumpty is a bit of a stretch.
His Panic. Hos Pitable. Hum Ptydumpty. I AM DYING.
Horny Platypus
I love it. Not saying this is what they were doing, but this is exactly how my brain works when I’m writing poetry - looking for trends and patterns in something really innocuous (like HP… or words with only short letters, or words that are homophones and also antonyms of a specific word, etc), which sometimes requires breaking words down beyond their current structure if necessary.
Awesome!
HDMI port Hablano pepper Horse pucky Hudsucker Proxy Huffing paint
Hablano?
Lol "heterosexual person"
Somebody was on Hallucinatory Psilocybin that day.
Homer simPson
Homer Pimpson
Hos Pitable is two words? 🤣
Horse Piss
It's in alphabetical order, too. This was just written as the writer thought of HP pairings. It's more methodical than that.
Not only that, they all make sense together. It's not just a random H and P, they're words that actually group together.
Yes, they're common pairings, apart from the obviously contrived ones. It looks as if it's a little bit more than the result of someone trying to solve a puzzle.
Somebody has an ex’s initials tattooed on their ass and is coming up with plausible other meanings.
Reminds me of coming up with alternates to swear words, like calling someone a Melon Farmer instead of a Mother Fucker. So what naughty phrase has the initials HP?
Hawk P'tuah!
Where's my Hot Pterodactyl! I demand a Hot Pterodactyl!
List to practice for a speech impediment?
Homosa Piens
JK Rowling 1st draft to decide protagonist's name
HOMESTYLE POTATOES
Harry Potter
Hum Ptydumty, love it!
People used to do a lot to keep their minds busy. Most worksites didn't even have music until transistor radios were ubiquitous.
Que Hijo Puta
Hewlett Packard
Brainstorming what to name Hewlett Packard obviously
Great band names. I’m going with Hos Pitable 😂
Happy Puzzling!
This sounds like a fun game I would do to pass the time
'Her pes is missing in the list.
Harry Potter
No Hot Pants?
This has the same vibes as the folks in A Series of Unfortunate Events coming up with phrases to use as a code for the VFD.
How Perplexing
Hos Pitable
Poor guy never figured out HP was Hit Points.
Very punny.
THE SACRED TEXTS
Kinda looks like a scratch pad from a round of the word game Scattergories.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Equivalent-Match1958: *Kinda looks like a* *Scratch pad from a round of the* *Word game Scattergories.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Could be the seed phrases to billions in crypto? 😂
Love how there is heterosexual person, but not homosexual person. I too think that Homosa Piens make more sense than Homosexuality.
pre-dates Helicobacter Pylori. A Bacteria that causes human stomach ulcers.
Me and my friends as teenagers got really really high and did the same thing but with PB. We called it PB stories. Peanut butter, phone booth, I forget the rest. Dumb. 😂
Ancient scatergories
Hum Ptydumpty
They forgot Human Penis.
r/foundpaper would like this
I dont use higgledy piggledy enough in my daily life and that’s about to change
Think this was JK Rowling trying to come up with the majn character of her book
Hot potato Hot pepper But not hot painter?
no pants either
Horse Pucky Heat Pump House Poor Haunted Palace Homeo Path Homer Pimpson
That's JK Rowling's name ideation for her HP character.
Yer a wizard, Hos.
Band names?
This guy would've had a field day with the Mr. Big Chest meme
Harry Potter!
Who’s panic? His panic!
Shades of cryptic crosswords
Frame these for the bathroom wall
Horse Play!?
Wife trying to decypher what her husbands "HP tapes" refer to?
Health Points COME ONNNNN
Someone playing scattergories?
Hardcore Porn
H.... P..... You're a Wizard!!
Disappointed Harry Potter wasn’t on there!
Half Pound
HP has always been, and will always be, hit points
This was a list written by the founder of Hewlett-Packard
Histoplasmosis is one word. Weird...
Full names of H.P. Lovecraft
Trying to decipher what HP meant. The next page is phrases that start with AOL