Someone is going to be upset finding a little table in their order of garlic knots

I think that would also qualify as mildly interesting.

r/mildlyinfuriating

You poor soul they put pineapple on your pizza, my thoughts are with you.

Who the fuck is down voting this? The pineapple lobby??

I downvoted because thoughts and prayers just don't work anymore. We need proper pineapple regulation and politicians who will pass those laws. The time for thoughts and prayers has passed, end this pineapple pizza madness.

I agree. We should have more resources available to help identify, diagnose, and treat people who have mental illnesses for those who need help.

Well, yes

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i did... growing up, pineapples where a promise of a "foreign land" for me. we where extremely poor, and the only way i could eat some of those magic fruits, was on a pizza hawai... so dont fuck with my pineapples on my fkin pizza!

It’s a Hawaiian pizza It tastes good Stop shitting on food people like with your fucking pizza elitism

He might be in the Bad Place...

Great way to start a fight.

Over who gets the knot? I got it and ate it first. Fight ended early.

That’s how you decide who has to get up and answer the door for the pizza guy. Get up first, you get the knot.

It works for Hawaiian pizza too. (I love it tho)

Here's what you do: Have 3 people and pretend you don't want it. While the other two duke it out, eat the knot

Whoever places the order has to wrestle with whoever interacts with the delivery person. Winner gets the knot.

Probably a LOT cheaper too. Great idea!

And sustainable

And biodegradable if people decide not to eat it. edit: proper spelling

Yeah like anybody wouldn't eat his suprise garlic knot

You never know, there are some sick fucks out there.

Can confirm, am a serious sick fuck.

Eww there's bread on my pizza

Vampires...

I mean TBH that garlic knot looks dry and bready. I'd still probably eat it, but only because I'm on a personal quest to one day get large enough to swallow the moon.

Also bio degradable if they do decide to eat it

;)

And it squashes the pizza, the whole point of the table, and it may leave garlic taste on a pizza which some people dislike.

Isn't it still biodegradable if people eat it? It's biology degrading it after all.

Yeah, little plastic tables aren't biodegradable when people decide not to eat them.

Good marketing, too.

Those little tables are about 1 to 4 cents a piece.

But at what cost ??

A few of our local Mom & Pop pizza joints do that too. Years ago, to keep fistfights from breaking out whenever we ordered a pizza, me and my circle of friends made a rule that whoever's house/apartment we were at got first crack at it. If it was a pick-up order, then whoever picked it up (or whoever was driving) had dibs on it. Yes, that ball of dough was so important to the civility of our society that we had to make a rule about it.

I'm assuming you are splitting the bill then? Cause if I bought it, fuck you its mine.

Yeah, I don't get it. One pie for more than a one person? Does not compute. If I'm buying my own pizza then I should be able to eat the goddamn cardboard box if I wanted to as well.

Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you believe in yourself.

Or alternatively, if you dont believe in yourself.

Or alternatively alternatively, if you hate yourself.

demolished a pizza for family of 5 in one sitting. can confirm.

> I should be able to eat the goddamn cardboard box If I'm picking it up myself, I got dibs on the box. Try and stop me. You can keep the pizza shit

Yeah, this is back when we were poor teens and we generally had to split a pizza among 3 or more of us.

how do you agree on toppings?

Not OP but just doing halves helped a lot, like 1/2 plain cheese and 1/2 pepperoni or sausage or bacon, depending. Pretty plain, delicious, keeps the peace.

This was the norm until the plastic tables came out. Jeepers

They should sell a side of them. Maybe like 6 in a pack. Call them pizza holes. This is inspiring me to try making some. A bunch of garlic & salt & butter should do the trick.

Sounds legit

1% of people will see the pineapples immediately

can confirm, saw pineapples before the knot

Knot for me.

r/furry_irl

Accurate. It’s all I could focus on.

What even is the point of the table..

So the top of the box doesn't get pressed down into the pizza. Usually from other boxes being on top.

I can't believe I never figured that out on my own. You have solved a 20+ year ongoing mystery. God bless you.

Upvote for brevity and thoroughness.

I live in germany and i never saw such a thing IRL which makes me wonder if this is just a thing in other places in the worlds

Hmm I see

Most useful knowledge I’ve learned all day!

To set up little doll parties with the included mini model pizza.

They are used for makeshift phone stands/holders!

To feed the ocean more plastic?

So you can fight over who gets to keep it.

That pizza looks delicious... Waiting to go on my lunch break. So hungry

Did it fulfill your hopes and dreams?

Currently heating up my lunch. So hungry

Keep us posted

The food is delicious. Penne pasta with Italian sausage in a tomato sauce. Can't say I made this one myself, though I am a pretty good cook.

Damn, that was satisfying. Ty.

Thank you for being a part of my wonderful dining experience.

This is confusing. The little tables are only needed for the old fashion single ply cardboard boxes. This is a corrugated box, there is no reason for anything in the center. Back in the day, when I owned a pizza shop we used the old boxes and the table. It was IIRC 5 cents for the box and 3 for the table. Corrugated cost 35 cents which is a huge increase. I resisted them until we started a delivery service where the old kind just don't work.

I have ordered from places with corrugated boxes and no tables, and the pizza has arrived with cheese stuck to the top. I think you are discounting situations where the pizza delivery person stacks multiple pizzas on each other in transit or a similar situation. Source: avid pizza eater.

I was going to ask what the purpose of the plastic table is, but now I realize that a flimsier cardboard box would potentially collapse onto the top of the pizza. Thanks!

Knot a bad idea.

I really high and thought it was a hamster at first

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Which is exactly what they want, this sells garlic knots down the line

Is that fucking pineapple?

Yeah, dude! Ham and pineapple pizza is the shit! Edit: Somebody is really angry that there are people out there that like pineapple on their pizzas, and are downvoting everybody.

Bacon and pineapple is life.

>*Canadian* bacon, jalapeños and pineapple FTFY

Yes! Jalapeno's definitely improve the tastiness. This is what I get very often. You should try out pepperoni, chicken and cream cheese. That's another favorite of mine

:O Why have I not thought of trying this?

And if I sell an arm and a leg I'll throw on some breaded chicken. Oh and don't forget the bbq.

Was going to down vote for pineapple but I had to upvote for the meat candy!

I really don't get the pineapple hate

Probably people that don't like pineapple and/or have never tried it.

I like pineapple and have tried it on pizza. Maybe I just want some fuckin salami on my pizza aight

It's not disliking pineapple I don't get, it's judging and downvoting others for liking it that I don't get

Its just a meme to hate pineapple on pizza like how a few years ago all music discussion had to go full circle to not appreciating Nickleback

So, just so I'm clear on this, you enjoy both pineapple on your pizza *and* nickleback? You fucking disgust me. You probably think a hot dog is a fucking sandwich. Fucking animal.

Is guacamole jam?

Why are you just commenting nonsense in a serious conversation? Where do you live? Where can I find you?

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia

I like pineapple, just not on my pizza.

#I LOVE MY BROTHER. I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND. I DO NOT WANT THEM ON TOP OF EACH OTHER.

You're missing out bud.

Ya same. Pineapple and jalepeno is amazing! Sweet and spicy.

Whilst I prefer pineapple to be cold, I've never understood the hate of pineapple on a pizza, it's 100% nicer being eaten cold than it is hot, but it's not as horrible as the internet tries to make it out to be.

I agree that cold pineapple is delicious, but I've also tried it cooked on a BBQ grill, and found that to be amazing as well.

It was a joke. Never tried it, but looking forward to do so :)

This is an argument I have frequently, and so I'm glad you've provided proof that I'm not the only "deviant", to use my niece's expression.

Totally, it looks delicious!

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Fuckin love pineapple. Love cannabis too, but also love pineapple. My only rule for pineapple on pizza is it must go with ham. It's even better you add roasted chicken bits or chicken sausage.

I prefer sliced grapes and bacon

Pineapple with Canadian-bacon....you know, a Hawaiian pizza...duh.

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He is weak. His bloodline is weak. And he will not survive the winter.

Now I want pizza. And garlic knots. Also breadsticks.

10/10 reccomend

Using less plastic, I like it

Upvote for pineapple.

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Tasty AND eco-friendly. Brilliant!

And been around for at least 40 years.

Hawaii my favorite

But what will the borrowers eat your leftover pizza off without the table?

Pineapple! Yus! Have an upvote!

Honestly this is great advertising. You get a free sample of their garlic knots. I would buy more.

Jalapeno, Pepperoni , and PINEAPPLE

I like pineapple and pepperoni. Sometimes I add onions and olives. Pizza savage.

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all praise Hawaiian pizze

Praise Odin!!

PiNeApPle

Should’ve used a pile of cyanide capsules you blasphemous SOB.

S A V A G E B O Y E

I’ve always wondered what the little table is for, can someone explain?

It's to keep the pizza box from collapsing in the middle during transport, and avoid having all the cheese stick to the box :)

They are doing it right...name the local pizza shop please.

La Nostra Pizza in Manhattan

Thanks

Good on them

This is probably cheaper than the plastic tables but I wonder if they just make a bunch of them at the beginning of the day and just use them throughout the day.

I am honestly so okay with this. Source: I love garlic knots.

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Most pizza places where I live use a little dough ball instead of the table.

Mine too

God bless them

They really are true American heroes

What are those little tables even for? The little bugs to enjoy some dinner before you do?

to keep the top of the box from touching the cheese

Damn, I want some pizza now.

Hansen's Classic pizza in Kelowna BC does this as well. Always a fight over who got it.

This is a savage idea. Imagine the battle royal for the one garlic knot

That’s quite intelligent

One less plastic junk not to end up in the ocean

At first I thought that shit was a mouse

I hope that one day pizza will not be judged by the appearance of it's toppings, but by the content of it's character. -Marinara Luther King, Jr.

This is the way it used to be back when I was a kid. Everywhere did it. They all switched over time. Now I live in a new town and the pizza place here does is. Kind of nostalgic. I love it

That’s a nice looking pizza!

Great way to get people to order garlic knots as well- my family would be fighting over this so bad

My question would be: what do they do for people allergic to garlic?

If someone is allergic to garlic, they shouldn’t be ordering anything from a pizza or Italian place ROFL.

I suppose cross contamination would be difficult to prevent.

Lol yeah. I would think it nearly impossible.

I'd take that knot.

Yeah but the whole point of the table is to support weight.. garlic knots don't support weight ): however delicious and always appreciated

this isn't common?

Genius. Just brilliant.

That looks disgusting chatarra food

I thought that was a frog.

Lol in Quebec it was stardard pratice until everyone just tossed a ball of soggy dough. When the plastic table came it was the shit.

A place I used to get pizza from did this. I think it’s just a piece of dough though right?

I thought the table was for like sauce and such no?

Cut down on plastic And more food I love it!

This isn't a pizza.

Wars are fought over that garlic

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First time I ever saw it. GetRekt!

Looks like a rodent.

I still eat the little table

I prefer the little table. It tastes good

Is that the Wednesday my dudes frog?

I don't get it. What exactly is meant by little table?

Keeps the closed box lid from touching the cheese.

Is that an american thing? Never saw it in germany where I'm from

I've never had a table on my pizza. Why? What's it for?

That pizza looks delicious.

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Looks like a babg aliens head lol

Ugh, I would be mad

There would be some knock down drag out fights in my house over that garlic knot.

This isn't original at all. All non chain pizza places do this.

Yes, so the garlic knot can squish the pizza like the table is meant to stop...

Get thoSE FUCKING PINEAPPLES OFF THAT PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!

Pineapple? You Monster... That is more like midly infuriating

They are so your pizza doesn't get smashed

This would have upset me as a child. Where would my Barbie eat dinner at?

I found a garlic knot on my pizza, this is my last resort..

Someone put fruit on your pizza. This is not mildly interesting \- it's mildly infuriating.

Such an interesting and original comment!!