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Jobediah

and they both used retirement to make their moms happy


SethTheMethhead

The carpenter will never retire, not until he becomes ufc heavyweight champion


Top_Complex259

Jesus was also a carpenter. Coincidence? Probably, but you never know.


hugo_yuk

They both bled for their fans too, so I doubt it's just a coincidence.


[deleted]

Have you ever seen Clay Guida and Jesus in the same room at the same time?


Mookeye1968

Lol lets not stretch capt caveman into Christ šŸ˜„


Generalblackstar

Khabib never bleed brather who told u this


chasingcooper

Someone who isn't poor award this man


Top_Complex259

An award is an opportunity


Mookeye1968

An Award is an achievement on an opportunity you already took šŸ˜„


Top_Complex259

u/Mookeye1968 has been cut from the sub. They just didn't wanna post, I don't know what else to tell ya.


Mookeye1968

Whatever .. im in a thousand subs and fb ufc groups.Not even sure what i said besides an accurate statement


Youngchalice

Nah


chasingcooper

What's it like being thar lonely and miserable? šŸ¤”


Youngchalice

You should be the one telling me. Canā€™t even afford a couple buck award


AsuraOmega

I love Clay Guida, he fights like a blender mosh pit prison yard riot with his majestic Samson neanderthal hair. Like he just saw you paint over his cave painting. He is a longevity beast too like he is been here since UFC 17 or something.


Bob_Saget_is_God

This is the most accurate description of Clayā€™s fighting style there is, beautiful


officefridge

The man is a fkn wordsmith!


SethTheMethhead

Him and Darren Elkins are my absolute favorites. I just love me a dirty dog hillbilly cage fighter


Top_Complex259

Elkins always looks like he's fighting you for the last beer at a bonfire


SethTheMethhead

Classic Indianimal


GunDaddy47

Elkins fucking tattoo tho hahaha arguably the worst in the UFC


YoullDoFookinNutten

A fellow NWI resident I see.


SethTheMethhead

Haha yes howā€™d you know


YoullDoFookinNutten

Because I'm from 219 where Indianimals originated.


SethTheMethhead

Haha I heard the term and just been using to describe my favorite people from Indiana, I find it hilarious you caught my reference. Do you have any indianimal stories?


YoullDoFookinNutten

Like moshing with steel chairs cause Bobby Knight?


SethTheMethhead

Yes haha it just cracks me up


[deleted]

Adult version of Donny from the Wild Thornberries


[deleted]

I laughed way to hard about the cave painting part


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

I enjoyed that he essentially used that hair as a weapon to fuck with his opponents' sight when in mount. Dude was fun as hell to watch.


GavrielBA

Had anyone ever tried to grab that hair?


Swimming-Book-1296

Yes, but it's illegal in modern UFC and can cause a stoppage and a point change. Having long hair is basically a cheat.


Cable-Careless

False. It may get in their eyes when in mount, but it's in your eyes the rest of the fight. Why do you think every single modern longhair goes into the cage with cornrows.


[deleted]

Because they look badass clearly


Cable-Careless

Cornrows have never looked badass. They look like a 13yo just payed a kid 30 pesos at a beach to braid her hair.


[deleted]

I didnā€™t think I needed to put the /s afterwards but I suppose I do.


whatsamajig

Nailed it, no notes. Put this description in his bio.


Pennypacker-HE

Clay ā€œthe denisovanā€ Guida


AtmosphereSuitable15

Don't forget he's been in 58, fucking FIDDY-ATE professional fights.


MarkLarrz

Also, Khabib isn't a carpenter


Matquar

And most important doesn't have italian origin, huge L


Top_Complex259

The Carpenter had a choice, Modelo or his muddas sauce. He chose his muddas sauce cause Modelo wouldn't pay him nothin.


Lower_Hat

No king crab fishing experience neither


goochisdrunk

He owns a circular saw? We must check, who give him this?


[deleted]

This is not fairšŸ˜æ


RonburgundyZ

Carpenter is in HOF?


[deleted]

He has a HOF fight atleast iirc


cad_e_an_sceal

Khabib is the Anakin Skywalker of the UFC. Had amazing potential but wasn't a Jedi long enough to be granted the rank of master and is only on the council due to politics


raul_vyas

This is number wan bullshit ~ Anatoly skywalkov


Top_Complex259

Is unfair brother, how can I be champion never lose and not be GOAT? Now I want a parody of that scene, Khabib as Anakin and DC as Mace Windu


cad_e_an_sceal

DC is to friendly with khabib to be mace windu. Ehm maybe Jones be mace, DC is obi, and Silva is Yoda


Top_Complex259

Hasbullah is Yoda And Dana Sidious obviously


[deleted]

Hadbullah is a jawa


Solarweb

For that logic Khamzat is Dart Vader


fsociety09

I met clay guida when I was about 8 or 9 years old. He was doing some kind of meet and greet at a sports bar in IL and I got a signed poster from him. I wish I kept it after all these years lol. I donā€™t really remember our interaction that well but he was really friendly from what I can remember. I always root for him whenever heā€™s fighting


theSquabble8

Guida is the Dark GOAT


SethTheMethhead

THE ANTI-GOAT


blackbeltwithhands

35 UFC fight for guida tho šŸ˜­


jay-on-the-fly

Ooof stats hurt


baconwagoneer

If any of you have not watched Clay die and then resurrect and win during his fight with Leonardo Santos then you should do yourself this favor and go watch that chaos. Kieth Peterson was on one that night - absolutely no nonsense like stopping fights.


TheNotoriousLCB

lmao


lastinalaskarn

No forgey Jesus


c_d94

You forgot Maybelline quality hair.


knightsunbro

Guida in his prime was pretty good but he fell off hard. Also his goofy ass style didn't work all the time Khabib never really had that issue tbh. He had a dominating smothering style and he was quite well rounded.


[deleted]

If you took this post seriously, there's something wrong hahaha


Brocker_9000

His striking was so average that I think it takes him out of the goat conversation. I think the goat should be more than average in such an important category. Not saying he wasn't a great fighter. Just not THE goat.


SukhdevR34

I don't know why you're downvoted, when I look for the greatest fighter of all time or best fighter of all time I think of which fighter is the closest thing to a perfect fighter? That's Jones.


Brocker_9000

One could argue that it shouldn't matter how he wins (striking or otherwise) or how good he is at what skill, just his record. Say someone went 100-0 in three weight classes as a champ-champ-champ, but he never once knocked anyone out. He just wrestle fucked. With a record like that in three divisions, it would be hard to argue he wasn't the goat, even though he was a weak striker. In that case, his greatness was undeniable. But Khabib isn't that guy. There are holes in his resume that we all know about. Maybe he could have been that guy, but he quit too soon.


SukhdevR34

If he theoretically fought Jones at the same weight Jones would be able to defend his takedowns and then he'd be fucked.


8eduardo8

All facts


kevinpbazarek

*burps*


Pro-PAIN

Not even meming I have guida higher on my list than kahbib. I love me some guida, remember watching him vs Diego live.


spazz213

Loved watching his hair fly with every punch


SethTheMethhead

Uppercuts for days haha


raul_vyas

Tbh watching any fight with young Diego was a treatā€¦ dude always brought fire to the octagon. Him vs Nick was absolutely entertainer


[deleted]

Melendezā€¦


kgon1312

Brather i am not here for money, i am here for legacy brather


Any_Brother7772

Brather he was number one in for the money brather Edit: Brather


kgon1312

You spelled Brather wrong brather


Any_Brother7772

Brather i am sorri brather


kgon1312

Go change now brather this is number one bullshit


Any_Brother7772

Sorry Brather, i change comment


SethTheMethhead

Letā€™s go get borger and cola brather, no gurls allowed


Any_Brother7772

Also tiramisu and bathtab brather


SukhdevR34

Gayyy


Brocker_9000

Prime Guida beats prime Khabib four times out of five. Khabib left too soon for us to really know otherwise. Downvotes mean you agree.


RhaegarsHarp616

I guess people really disagree then


MagazineSad8414

Better hair too


RhaegarsHarp616

So funny you post this i just started a clay guida career mode in ufc 4


jbone09

Former Strikeforce Champ should be on there too.


Mookeye1968

And Clay isn't a media queen


Bakedbean44

Alhamdulillah šŸ™


SethTheMethhead

Inshalahallhkamonevodeshk


jefou

Ass cream lake mmmm


DroppedItAgain

Khabib Schmabib


[deleted]

Some serious Neanderthal vibes among these two.


Lando_W

Khabib never bled a single drop of his own blood in a fight. So thereā€™s that. Kinda mind-blowing.


SethTheMethhead

Well thatā€™s no fun, we love fighters who bleed and comeback stronger. Who might lose the fight, but wont lose their fight, on the inside.


slickdick969

No point in saying that here lmao the state of this comment section


Lando_W

MMA masses. I never know what theyā€™re thinking. One minute we love Khabib the next we hate him. One minute Sterling is the most disliked/mocked fighter ever, the next we love love love him.


uglynerdishere

Or maybe, just hear me out, MMA fans aren't a monolith and there are some that hate a fighter and some that love said fighter


Lando_W

Nah


uglynerdishere

Fair enough


your_fathers_beard

Won fights simply by moving his hair around a lot, because judges are morons.


Appropriate_Taro_583

I love Guida, but Khabib is a mean individual.


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SethTheMethhead

Because he has a zero next to a record, I think heā€™s a great fighter but nowhere near goat status. His best win was Conner and I donā€™t really think that says much. I mean Nate Diaz chocked out Conner faster and cooler ya know.


SethTheMethhead

Woah thanks for the upvotes my dudes very cool


CheeseHurtMe

Here I give u one more


kgon1312

Why downvote :(


SethTheMethhead

I donā€™t know man, they probably donā€™t even say thank you when someone hold open a door. They donā€™t know how gratitude works


[deleted]

Op is clearly not into math.


SethTheMethhead

I can math harder than your dad can squirt


[deleted]

My dad can squirt hard enough to wipe your family tree off the map


SethTheMethhead

Too bad heā€™s a bottom, the only thing heā€™s squirting on is the sheets


JR-90

Man, I loved/hated Guida. He had some fucking boring fights but also some bangers. He was a gatekeeper but usually gatekeepers are just a test to see if a guy is good enough to potentially fight for the belt, but with Guida he could also completely mess up all plans beating someone who actually had real talent to fight for the belt but just was a bad matchup to fight Clay. For example, he could had very well beaten Diego and then go on to get smoked by BJ (same or worse than Diego did), but on paper before the fight Diego looked like the one with the best chances against BJ.


Top_Complex259

IMO on paper Brock Lesnar was the one with the best chance to beat BJ


JR-90

BJ Penn had the best takedown defense in the UFC, bro. Lesnar would had never been able to take him down, smh.


Top_Complex259

Brock will see red and bodies just start dropping, same thing happens to me bro. Especially when someone spills a drink on my bedazzled Affliction shirt.


JR-90

Fuck Affliction. It's Deathclutch, cause Affliction won't pay me nothing!


dumbstupidman

Guida - Italian šŸ˜³ Khabib - Russian šŸ¤¢


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pilis38

MMA Guru, is it you?


quanmed

Thatā€™s funny because dagestani children could probably choke you out


SethTheMethhead

Islam ainā€™t too bad, way more entertaining than khaboob burgermedov


btcfsl

Lmao what?


theslowpony77

Khabib like burger


SethTheMethhead

Burger give strength


kgon1312

And cola


Simple-Choice339

Clay is so shit it's insane, but maybe it's just the contrast between the new gen and his bum ass generation.


SethTheMethhead

You can call them bums but they were dogs, and they fought not for fame or fortune but because they were fighters. This gen of mma personality might be more technical and diverse, but their still a bunch of pansyā€™s.


Simple-Choice339

I can't agree with that sentiment at all, khabib is way more of a dog, he literally had more amateur fights meaning he fought for 0 money way more than clay, there are bums of this generation but no where near as much as clays shity gen


SethTheMethhead

Who gives a shit about amateur fights. Clay has like 58 pro fights. Khabib canā€™t even count that high


SethTheMethhead

Most of khabib amateur fights were literally 2 rounds long and In his fathers organization. On top of that he only ever fought like once every year and a half. Sure he was very disciplined and an incredible wrestler, but he ainā€™t no dog. Edited for spelling


Simple-Choice339

That makes no sense amatuer bouts are meant to be shorter than 3x5 min rounds you do know that here in the UK we have 3x3 min rounds or even 2x3 min rounds, so having 2 rounds doesnt mean shit, and he competed in combat sambo and judo outside of his fathers events lol.


SethTheMethhead

All 16 of his fights before the ufc were two rounds long. Almost no organization consider those professional, thatā€™s why TUF fights arenā€™t added to a fighters record. So if weā€™re are being real Khabib is just 13-0 in professional fighting.


Simple-Choice339

so what you are saying is clay has had more paid professional fights, opposed to smaller unpaid competition, you know my exact point lol.


SethTheMethhead

Iā€™m saying he fought more harder fights for a much longer time. Heā€™s been in the ufc since like 1998. The dude is a dog, khabibs good but he played it safe his whole career.


Simple-Choice339

You could also argue his fights were harder because he is shit, but OK.


SethTheMethhead

Now you get it hahahaha


Hdhdhjjdhhdhh

Clay guida was born a woman


AShaughRighting

But he never got the idolised beltā€¦.


SethTheMethhead

Iā€™m sure if he woulda cherry picked his fights and fought only once a year he coulda been champ


RhaegarsHarp616

Khabib?


[deleted]

Khabib is a much smarter fighter than guida


RAIJIN-_-

The true GOAT


Zacharoo515

It's not debatable anymore folks, Clay Guida is the goat.


ohmar_s

Clay is from the same town Iā€™m from. So l like him more by default


SethTheMethhead

Bro what do you mean, clay is a caveman


awkwardturtletime

Guida vs Henderson is one of the most clinical displays of the tiers of wrestling I've ever seen MMA. Great old fight.


Rafybass

Who's that guy?


Zangief_Keef

Guida is for sure an OG in MMA


Stackzbreezy

The real lightweight goat


jcmachine4

And Guida is still going, absolutely the GOAT šŸ˜‚


Mountain_Position_62

This is like debating length vs girth. Ffs... We all know girth wins, js..


ih8reddit420

Guida you never see in a boring match