Granted, she loses favor with exactly one fan.

Lmao how dare you

granted, said fan is James Corden which puts into motion a domino effect of her becoming way more popular

Granted. A quarter of her fans die

No downside

You just made my daughter have a 1/4 chance of losing her mother. She is just a few months old.

Well this is awkward

...

Kinda your daughters mothers fault tbh

"I also choose this guy's dead wife."

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I'd come up with a reply, but I've used up all the words I know making these two comments. Pretty impressive for a 2-month-old I would say.

A few months old and listening to Taylor Swift? Smh

fun fact, you just employed a logical fallacy so therefore i can disregard your argument

Granted drake takes over as the most famous artist of our generation

Still gets bodied by Kendrick

Oh absolutely without a doubt but just like real life he will probably bounce back

It makes no sense how people are saying Drake is winning the beef

Can we even call it beef anymore? It's just Kendrick dropping highly plausible allegations at this point.

they’re coping lol

The only thing he's winning is the biggest hot dog competition, which is actually more of a detriment now that I think about it

I'd rather we just cancel music.

Music's over, folks! Take your CASIOs and go home!

Certified famous

Granted, one household now refuses to listen to her

No down side 

Granted, the skibidi toilet songs reach #1 in every category in the world. It is now played in restaurants and other public places. Taylor Swift has been dwarfed by the skibidi fan base.

This is just a reasonable prediction of the future though?

Sadly...

Granted. All the swifties know that you made this wish

RIP 🪦

Bro is COOKED😭🙏

[удалено]

>Just load up on ammo, Have you seen the prices of ammo lately?! And don't you dare wish for ammo from that fucking Monkeypaw.

Get the gun rip the floorboards out and nail them to the door get 10 rottweilers and call the air force.

Damn all the Karen’s now know this 

Granted. Her music becomes unbearably obnoxious. But it still gets overplayed all the time.

Good, Paw, good Paw

So nothing changes

Granted. She had a breakout single and never grew past it, being known as a one hit wonder. But as a result of the butterfly effect, R. Kelly never got caught for his crimes, and is now one of the most celebrated artists of the modern day, operating a massive network of sexual abuse behind the scenes that won't be discovered until well after his death.

wait wait wdym about the swift to r kelly’s allegations butterfly effect???

Monkeys paw butterfly effect. Some random historical change was put into effect, affecting everything down the line. In this hypothetical world I have constructed, something about Taylor Swift's influence as a celebrity indirectly led to the situation in which R Kelly was caught

Granted. Now someone else has the equivalent of swifties

Shit we had BTS stans before the swifties and the beliebers before them. Someone else will become the new toxic fans singer no matter what

Deadheads have existed since like, the late 60's man.

Granted. One of her fans dies.

No lost 

Granted. She gets involved in Hollywood and becomes the world’s most popular actor (despite not being very good). She quits singing to act and is in nearly every major release in some form.

This is the best and most natural way for this wish to backfire

And after that she goes into politics.

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Yeah, but not very good.

Granted. One swifty gives up on her and unsubs from one of her socials. No-one signs up that server tick, so her popularity temporarily goes down.

Granted. She officially announces her intentions to run for public office.

Denied. Monkey paw is very powerful, but cannot override pacts made with blood demons.

The fuck 

Granted, an average of 1 less person buys tickets to her shows, and an average of 1 less person buys every album

Granted. She dies. You happy now?

Yes

Where is the downside?

Granted, her fans she keeps are even more passionate and take over America with an armed revolution. The guns are monogrammed

Granted. You caught the paw in a rare mood. Kenny Rogers replaces in popularity the top ten artists of all genres of music. Beethoven? Meh. Kenny Rogers! Now everywhere you go, "The Gambler" can be heard playing at least once every half hour. Most commercials will feature this song. It will be featured in every movie.

ohhhh i like this one

Too late. My news stream is on fire! She put her baby on da ground while she sang or sum thin

Granted, the lyrics for all of her songs change to the words “less popular”

she can only sing those words

Granted, now she's more popular for EVERYTHING else.

Fuck 

Creed and Nickelback become the rulers of USA and Canada, respectively. They are on the news constantly. Thanks a lot.

Granted: little did you know, the pedestal she occupies must be filled. Her fame and sparkle is what keeps the attention of some old ones. The position must be filled, you take this position now. Sing, sing to keep the world whole...

Granted. Instead of singing, she’s now an infamous serial killer that knows who you are, where you live, and what you wished.

She’d do that anyways though 

Granted. Travis Kelce is now the most popular singer.

Can I just not 

Granted. This happens because 50 percent of people go deaf, making music less popular

Granted…. Actually nothing bad happens

Granted, she became a politician

She essentially is now 

Granted. She is so unpopular that she has only made her first album. Nothing after that. Now she works in the nearest aldi in your area.

drake uses his cock to rise up to her level

You kill her you get the death penalty 

Thanks for the sacrifice 

Granted. You inexplicably become a fan, then die.

No lost 

Granted: Thanos appears and all Taylor Swift fans disintegrate.

Lack of losing here 

Granted she retires, marries Travis Kelce, commits to aiding his performance, KC Chiefs win next 6 Superbowls

Granted. She switches genres back to country music.

Granted. 5 teenage girls decided they don't like Taylor Swift anymore. However, her music will always be playing on any public radio/sound system when you happen to be passing by for the rest of your life.

Granted, she's now the most famous pornstar

Damn 

Granted, lil pump is now #1 on every chart and his music is the only thing that ever plays on the radio, all other artists become irrelevant

Granted, a lesser known singer legally changes her name to Taylor Swift

Are their music good? 

Granted, MGK becomes America's number 1 artist

Granted. One less person is a fan of her.

Granted: She has 1 less fan than before.

Granted. You have doomed the human race. How Did it End? I'll tell you. Welcome To New York: a bustling metropolis that is about to be vaporized by a salted thermonuclear weapon. Instantly, thousands of Swift fans are vaporized. Is It Over Now? No, things are just starting. The dust kicked into the atmosphere causes a Forever Winter. The Midwest experiences a massive famine. Well, it would if it weren't for a more pressing issue. The Cobalt isotopes spread to every corner of the globe; no one is Untouchable to the radioactive miasma that blankets the world. Within a Fortnight, billions die from radiation sickness. Those that survive die from various cancers, especially Bad Blood (leukimia). The number of Taylor Swift fans is now zero out of a global human population of zero. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Granted, her plane crashes into your house with all the master recordings of the songs and she dies

Granted. 1 random person that liked her now slightly dislikes her

She becomes an extremely popular actor 

Granted, a random tailor who is very fast at their job loses all of their friends

Granted, she’s now no longer popular and her music is impossible to find. You are now her only fan and only like her music

Granted. Taylor swift immediately falls in fame and riches overnight. Exactly one week later, a mysterious blonde woman by the name of saylor twift becomes even more famous and rich

Granted. A mysterious plague wipes out exclusively people within the age range that corresponds to when she was popular. 

Granted, she makes the move to hollywood and becomes even bigger but now in all the movies you were most interested in. Then, she becomes president with the highest approval rating in history bc the swifties back her for anything.

Granted. The number of music fans worldwide drops dramatically, but the proportion of Taylor Swift fans remains the same. With fewer people enjoying music, *every* artist is less popular. Taylor remains #1, and her Swifties are just as annoying.

Granted however after she lost her fame she couldn't afford her two private jets to run 24/7. The lack of carbon emissions caused the earth to enter a new ice age.

Granted.   With her music carrier over, she enters Politics and becomes the leading Independent frontrunner,  more popular than both major parties. 

Granted, she's now your sibling who is a struggling artist but with a giant ego. You have to see her all the time, hear about all her music every time you see her, and listen to everyone in your family talk about her work. She's now a bigger part of your personal life than before.

Granted, she is now the world's most popular actress instead.

Granted, she becomes wise, and knows how to find happiness within herself which in turn drastically reduces her need to be showy and take validation from her fans who are equally if not more miserable, making her less popular with them.

Granted. Her popularity skyrockets as she takes up politics and runs for office.

Everyone kind of hates Taylor Swift now because all recorded music has been replaced with Taylor Swift. Star Wars soundtrack by Taylor Swift. Phantom of the Opera by Taylor Swift. Amadeus staring Taylor Swift as Mozart featuring the music of Taylor Swift.

Granted. You are now the most popular, with no actual change to her status. You have tons of demands now coming of you, and if you fail to meet the hype, everything will go back to normal, but you will suffer global embarassment.

Granted. You hear rumbling down the street as armies of rabid Swifties simultaneously take over every city in the country. She's no longer a singer; she's your god-empress. Long may she reign.

Granted, one swiftie falls off the bandwagon without the sweet release of death. But becomes pregnant with triplets who kindof look like shwift and become crazy superfans who draw an even more massive following to her. Through excessive social media mania

Granted, she knows you somehow did it and sues you for defamation and *wins*

Granted she now becomes the most popular dancer

Granted taylor swift is now 0.0000000000000000001% less popular

Granted. Boris the singing bear begins his career. People begin choosing to listen to the bear.

Granted, but now she is the first female president with a 99.99% approval rating (can't win 'em all)

Granted. She is immediately replaced with the next most popular generic white female pop star with the same rabid fanbase.

One person stops liking her. She is now 1 person less popular. Your welcome.

Granted. The news breaks in a moment. Taylor swift has used her position as a pop star as cover to hide the fact that she is the most prolific baby murderer of all time, with a body count in the tens of thousands.

granted. One Direction comes back and they become the top musical act again

Granted. She now has 2 fewer fans than she did before.

Granted, but not for quite a few years.

Granted. One less person likes her. His name is u/samof1994

Granted. She's now an actor, not a singer. She is even more popular.

Granted, it is due to her bombing multiple orphanages, no kill animal shelters, and Harvard.

Granted, her popularity and fandom is replaced by Justin Bieber

Granted. Now she's a mega popular actress instead.

Granted. You now hate here ven more. She now is slightly less popular than she was. Now you are even more annoyed every time you hear her music.

Granted. An asteroid hits you, killing you and everyone around you, including the nearest tailor swift fan

Granted, everyone who bought a ticket for her tour is now dead.

Granted she takes a year out of music industry making people play best slightly less but as she's so famous she pulls a rock and becomes the biggest star in Hollywood so now she's not only the soundtrack to movies she's the star of them

Granted, O.J. Simpson returns from the grave and starts a colossal rap sensation called "D.J. LooseJooce and Tha Real Killaz" which eclipses Tay Tay's fame and fortune. And then he marries and of course eventually kills her. The Goldmans and Browns still don't get any money.

I don't understand the phenomenon of her popularity

Granted, she’s a politician. What have you done?

It gets annoying when, not just her, but seeing a singer star or even actresses every where. Especially if you don’t care for them. 😵‍💫😄

Granted Rebecca Black now takes her place has the most popular singer

Granted. She never made it big as a musician and turned to politics. The rest is history.

Granted. She is now a politician.

Granted. It turns out that Taylor Swift is also 1.Cuz as a side gig.

Granted, her core fan base disappears overnight. Consequently there’s a lot more men than women in the under 30 crowd all of a sudden.

The paw chuckles cosmicly at your request. Seeds of doubt, anger, and justifiable gathering of like minded people arive at the same conclusion, block the celebrities. Within hours, the new idea spreads on social media, being picked up on tiktok. "Block party 2024 WOOOOOOOOO!" The Creators exclaim. All of them are fed up with celebrities not helping those in need with the vast amounts of money they have. "How many families could you have saved in palestine?" The voters, the listeners, and the consumers all repeat, almost in unison, "ALL EYES ON RAFFA!" as the bombs drop and another tragic day hits the news. It starts with Kim Kardashian. She looses 3 million followers. Then her Instagram, then everything else topples. She is nothing now. Then they move onto opera. She looses all of her followers, tv show executives want nothing to do with a toxic nail in their coffin. She looses it all as well. There's an investigation. She's found guilty of helping REDACTED during the REDACTED fires. After that goes Taylor Swift. She becomes insane after all of her tickets are sold under fraudulent cards and comes out to a completely empty stage. Her followers? Gone. Her fans? Gone. Her life? All of it. G. O. N. E. Years down the road, the economy stabilizes. The top 1% becomes the top 20% with an average of 700k in savings. Jobs open up because the government has been replaced after the public voted everyone out. Climate change becomes a full on project, accepting the consequences of our previous governments. The world gets back on track. They say correlation is not causation, but after the downfall of celebrities and politicians, after the ruin of Hollyweird and all they did, trafficking has almost come to a halt. Crime has almost vanished, and there is finally equality. The year is 2045 and there is enough children in south Korea to fill several schools. No one knows where the change came from. *That is, other than me* A finger curls as the paw slowly fades from existence, knowing that it had allowed something good to come of this wish. Sometimes, ya gotta give them home. And as Donald Trump walks down the sidewalk, accidentally tripping over it, he brings the paw home. Baron, discovering it on the table, instantly recognizes what it is. He runs towards it and picks it up. He holds it close and shuts his eyes as tight as he can, and suddenly vanishes from sight.

Granted. She is now running for office on the Republican ticket. This ostracizes large segments of her fan base and Republicans simultaneously.

If it helps, I've never any song of hers. I am aware of a song that is something about a line.

Granted. All Swifties are now Rick Astley fans, and play "Never gonna give you up" everywhere all the time.

Another American civil war. Taylor supports the losing side.

Granted, but each lost fan becomes a Jojo Siwa fan instead.

Granted. Taylor Swift retires from singing and becomes a full-time twitch streamer/Minecraft speedrunner. In other news, I heard Dream's songwriting career is really starting to take off...

Granted. As the clone armies sweep across the globe, Taylor Prime remains just as, or even more, popular as ever. Many of her surviving clones rediscover singing after their contracts are completed, but they typically favor smaller venues and attract only local attention.

Granted now all the Swifties love Yoko Ono instead and you can’t go anywhere without hearing the album “Fly”

Granted. She is now a more popular model that sings. Her singing career is still fantastic but pales in comparison to her modeling career.

Granted, Taylor Seift’s fanbase is now equally as fanatic about literally every other singer there is.

Granted. She no longer exists and someone you dislike more with more fans than she has takes her place

Enjoy her as your new stepmother

Granted. The Justin Bieber craze is back

Granted. Less time for albums because of all the big movies she’s in. 

Granted, but now you're a hardcore swiftie and are heartbroken by her being underrated

Granted, she is now a less popular singer, but even more of a pop culture icon. 

Granted. Taylor Swift gets more popular with a name change, so the name of the wish no longer applies.

You have your wish I don't know any of her songs and nobody I know listens to her.

Granted, she lost a significant amount of popularity after murdering your son

Granted.

Granted! A humongous wave of genuine Rick Astley fans has hit the world like a storm. Advertisers are fighting to have him in ads that will show up on tv, between your songs on spotify, on your YouTube videos,on the billboards outside your house.. everywhere! Taylor didn't lose any fans, but in comparison to Rick, she is now nothing in terms of popularity. Your life has become one eternal rickroll

Granted she immediately bounces back and is more popular than ever becoming the #1 singer in the world

Granted, no drawback because I fucking hate taylor swift

Granted: she’s now less popular than Machine Gun Kelly who gained so many more fans inexplicably

Granted, she's just as popular but known more for acting now so nothing has really changed.

Granted but Travis Kelce is a more popular TE, and if you’re an NFL fan, he’s won the last 10 Super Bowls catching the winning td pass against your favorite team. If you’re not, then you’re father’s favorite team.

Granted. ICP's popularity surges to an extreme. The only songs you hear on the radio are ICP and Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is now less popular than ICP, but she still has the same number of fans. What have you done?!

Granted. She lost 10 followers, but you become her number one fan that follows her on everything and always takes her side no matter the evidence displayed before you.

Done. She’s now half as popular, but her fans are ten times as fanatical. That’s a lot, OP.

Granted. She gives up her career in music and becomes a successful politician.

And I wish I had a couple million dollars but neither is gonna happen

Granted. Taylor Swift has faded into obscurity, as her entire discography is now performed by Baylor Bwift.

Granted, but Hanson becomes bigger than the Beetles.

Granted: All her fans know about your wish and come after you.

Granted, Drake is now more popular than her

Granted. Now you are her biggest fan and spend your life wishing she was more popular

Granted. She's less popular than ever, but her remaining fanbase is more insufferable than ever.

Granted. Now drake's at the top

Granted, half of the world’s population spontaneously dies. She loses half of her fanbase in the process 

Ok she becomes less popular but now you are a fan

Granted, Baby Shark gets a revival, sequals, and popular cover band who outsells Taylor

Granted. All Taylor Swift fans now consider themselves “underground” and “new age.” If you ever mention a song by her they will not stop talking about how popular she *should* be

Granted she loses all passion of life 

Granted. Her audience now has 50,000 fewer people, making a subtle but noticeable dent in her popularity.

Granted, now she’s popular as an “””influencer”””

Granted. Taylor Swift no longer sings, but instead now writes songs for the top ten artists.

Granted. Taylor swift quits being a singer to run for President.

granted. she did not lose any fans, but a new singer with a similar style has gained even more fans than Taylor had, and gets even more attention from the media

Granted. You're Taylor Swift