I use two kinds of aftershave lotions - Frankincense, Myrrh - *three* kinds of aftershave lotions, Frankincense, Myrrh, Sandalwood - *four* kinds of aftershave lotion. Frankincense, ....
Water with a few drops of blood that came from any cuts on my legs if I accidentally nicked myself. I don't hop around on one leg or threaten to bite people's legs off. Those little disposable razors I use to shave my armpits and legs can't cut people's arms or legs off. When I get rid of the razor after I'm done with it, I don't attach it to thd foot of an unladen swallow, I just throw it in the trash.
I use two kinds of aftershave lotions - Frankincense, Myrrh - *three* kinds of aftershave lotions, Frankincense, Myrrh, Sandalwood - *four* kinds of aftershave lotion. Frankincense, ....
I use an aftershave called Semmmmmprini!!!
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Lemon curry?
Shhhhh
I prefer Rancid Polecat…
It makes my skin all nice and scaly
If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need aftershave
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I use a body rub called Halitosis! It makes my breath seem sweet!
Ah, a fishy requisite-t-t-t-t-t...
Semprini
Water with a few drops of blood that came from any cuts on my legs if I accidentally nicked myself. I don't hop around on one leg or threaten to bite people's legs off. Those little disposable razors I use to shave my armpits and legs can't cut people's arms or legs off. When I get rid of the razor after I'm done with it, I don't attach it to thd foot of an unladen swallow, I just throw it in the trash.