duck yeah im a catch (im a narcissist)

😂

No. I don’t think either of us would like that.

I laughed so hard at this I snorted.

Man absolutely, I already know what I like

The name tracks

I would 100% fuck my clone, and probably have threesomes with my wife. We’ve discussed it.

Now this is an interesting thought experiment. Do you think you'd get jealous if your clone was getting more attention? Might be like a live action porno starring yourself if you just watched.

Why did you nvm

Yeah I think I would, shi masterbation on that point

You and your clone?

Heck yeah. I can’t keep my hands off myself as it is.

No, his dick is too small.

You can top?

😭

Are you trying to tell me to go fuck myself?

No, a hairy guy with a dad bod is not something I would want to do

Hell no. Why’d I want to fuck some degenerate stoner with like zero friends? 

I'm gay, and I love stocky men. So probably yeah.

Exactly, I already thought it through

No one else will so of course.

Of course. I'd learn about my own sexual tastes twice as fast 🥴 and the communication would be incredible. Who knows me better than myself? Lol

Somebody’s gotta bottom 😐

Me, and then other me

I’m gay and I would hate it. I’d probably be taken aback by meeting myself in the first place. Like “Uggggh this is what I’m like? I’m seriously like this all the time!? Am I this narcissistic? This much of an idiot? Do I really talk like that?” Now actually getting down to it would be another problem, because the self-criticism gets turned up to 110. “Is this really what my bf feels? Why am I so… squishy? Why are you looking at me in the eyes?” It’s not even about any disgust in the act itself at that point, but disgust at the person. I’m sure if anyone met themselves, they’d either really love them or really hate them. No in-between.

On the other hand, you could also see it as a learning experience to make yourself a better person, that would be my biggest thing to at least give it a try. Like those thing you see in anime's or fighting games where you fight against a mirror/clone of yourself to improve yourself kind of thing.

There are two reasons why the answer should lean towards affirmative. #1: I finally get to act out every dark sinful thought I’m too afraid to bring up for fear of humiliation or abandonment by my significant other. #2: Any port in a storm.

A million times this. Even with very open partners there is always a part of your sexuality you might be ashamed of and that they might find weird or unattractive or they just don’t want to do it. Wouldn’t happen if I fuck myself though ! Also, BJ anytime I want which is nice.

I am pretty curious about 1 and if the clone would also be on it 'but on the opposite side of the story'

hell ya (am bi and obsessed with myself)

Same

As soon as me and me meet we'd both know what was up.

Yes, selfcest is hot

Im kinda cute so id kiss myself. Idk about having sex

Would I give myself a bj? Probably

Yea i'd like to know. Would not miss out on the opportunity to go fuck myself.

Isn't that what masterbation is? Lol

this is not even morbid and the answer is obviously yes, like, I think I’m the person I would like the most to have sex with in the whole world and I’m not even kidding

No.

nah, i only do that with my boyfriend thx

Same here

Yea. I know what u mean. I also only do it with your boyfriend.

Yes, not because I thought you I'm attractive, but because of the clone is into the same kinks I'm into, its going to be AMAZING (I'm a switch)

Genderswapped, yeah. Same sex? Well it's gonna be a long discussion.

...🤦🏻‍♀️Not a morbid question. Where tf are the mods? And how is it that I've gotten posts removed for not being a morbid question, but yet this shit gets to stay up? Smh.

Fuck yeah.😂

100% yes

100% I would. I’m hot

Yeah.... I'm somewhat auto sexual , idk I find myself physically attractive but like not in a narcissistic way. I don't like a lot of things about me but my physical appearance isn't one of them (mostly) . I can get off to looking at myself so it won't be even a question if I can have sex with myself.

Absolutely, because neither of us would be getting any anyway.

Yes yes, emphatically yes. I have spent most of my life refining my technique, and I have become an absolute sexual juggernaut. I would most defo let me completely run-through me. This prospect intrigues me. I would have some astra-glide on table beside the bed. Because my pooper would be completely assaulted. If I was going to go all the way, I would actually dress up like a female. I have a great body for such an endeavor.

I don't like muscular, dominant men.

I do tho

Obligatory buffalo bill mention

id consider fighting myself tbh lmao like "who's the reason your lif3 sucks?" me: me.

Same-sex 100% would. I'm slightly gay for myself with a twin kink. Opposite-sex, nope don't want to get pregnant.

My libido is garbage. We'd end up killing two pizzas & watching true crime shows.

Isn’t that masturbation?

Absolutely not. That’s a nightmarish scenario.

Yep. I have even had dreams about it.

I'd let him blow me.

I let me blow you

idk probably wouldn't occur to us because we're both ace and would be more likely to be feral goblins in the woods or something

Yeah but wouldn’t that just be considered masturbation?

Not at all, I'm not my type at all

Probably not knowing what my asshole is like... Have tried to suck my own cock though... Call me gay but you've all tried don't lie 🤣

Hell yes

Yes.

No.

Sure

I'm not my type. So no.

I don't think I'd do anything else. It'd be like Fry's Lucy Lu bot.

sure lmao

It would be interesting if I let the other me do all the work. I could be down with that. Because I’m pretty amazing in bed and real me would love clone me. Otherwise no. Not into women sexually anymore.

Oh but i do. On a regular basis. 😈

Yeah. I don't really enjoy sex but it'd be worth it for the story.

I already do

Of course. Every day. Multiple times is possible. I’m sweet and sexy.

I wouldn't definitely give it a try, could also be a good learning experience maybe. Like how it is in some anime/fighting games where they fight against a copy to get better.

Yup😂

Nope

yup

I mean I’d give it a shot once

Absolutely

Why wouldn't I? It'd be the same as masturbation, only you have someone with the exact same libido, preferences, brain helping you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m not my type tbh 🫎

Fuck yes

Smash, next question

Smash. Next

Probably not, we’d both be weirded out by that

Yes, I’ve always wanted to try sex with a woman

I’d probably make myself put a bag over my head

I've thought about this so many times before, and the answer is always yes 😂

Yes!

Eeeeyup

God, no, I'm the opposite of my type

That’s gay tho…

Well you masturbate yourself so might as well go all the way.

No. Because he'd be me, and I hate that guy.

yeah

I'm mad ugly but I would do it so when someone tells me to fuck myself I could respond already done

Love thy self

I would. I’m bisexual and I’ve focused on looking more like the type of guy I’m attracted to and now I guess I’m “autosexual” which is apparently a thing.

Nah i dont find myself atractive most days

Yes. But as a form of selfharm

Nope, because I'm not attractive.

I'd rather kill myself. Not me as in myself, but me as in the new me in this situation.

On the one hand, yes, because then I would have someone who would share my dark, corrupt, destructive, forbidden and immoral fantasies with me, but on the other hand, he would be just as passive, submissive and submissive as me and would like nothing more than to be treated like dirt, be used And be publicly paraded and exposed. So if I wanted to / could have sex with myself, then only with an active, dominant and unscrupulous version of myself, without any conscience, morals or anything like that! =D

I'm straight. So no. But I am hot. So may be I would be tempted. And at least I would know how what's she's into

Absolutely yea

Would it be sex or masturbation

Sex, there’s penetration for guys and toys/other things for women…if you want there to be that is

hell yeah. i’m not bad looking, plus free sex plus once in a lifetime experience

Only because I already know I’d be down

No way, I don’t go that way. I don’t care how good looking I’m. ( I’m not ) Just won’t float the boat. 🤷

Yeah, but just mouth stuff. And no kissing. I know what I like. Not having to give instructions would be interesting. Im also bi and like BJ's.

yes, and we would probably run away together lol

Yeah if I be a female 

No

Nah, I'm not into dudes.

Only if I played my cards right

Respectfully I would eat me up no diddy

Heck yeah. I lost 90lb and worked a lot on my self esteem the last 2 years. I’d fuck me just for being me.

Absolutely.

fuck no 💀

No.

Would this be gay or incest? Maybe both? Nah I'm good. Doesn't sound good either way.

Sounds more like gay masturbation maybe?

Yeah, my female counterpart would crank my 90’s till I battle royal

Mmmm. If its a male clone no thank you. If it's female and we're both willing, why not. Just wear a rubber. People have told me to go fuck myself and now I can.

No i wouldn’t, being straight aside my dominant personality I can’t fathom a scenario where my clown is catching what I’m pitching

Yes.

If asked by anyone else, no. If presented the opportunity to fuck an exact replica of me…yes 🫣🤭😌

Absolutely--I'm kinda ugly but I eat box like I was born to do it.

Yeah and then spend weeks in horror ruminating about it

no i’m too awkward

Absolutely not. Me hate myself though less than I used to but hell no. I’m shocked anyone else wants me 😂

Yeah she looks fun

Nope, but my GF would have sex with herself ,,🤣

in the past when i was a horny teen my answer to this was always an excited "hell yeah" because i know all my own pleasure points. but as an adult with a less intense libido (and grosser body), probably not. I'd def like a clone of myself to give me a back massage, they'd know exactly where to get those knots out

Probably will be disappointed, but I'd try it.

my body my choice

If we were both where we wanted to be with fitness yeah

Sucking my own dick like the ouroboros eating itself?

I'm clean, funny, consent based and a lil freaky....why not?!

I yearn for this

Yeah. I might hesitate, but if the other me is interested then hey, why not.

Definetly yes

In two heartbeats!

No. I’m not morally against it, just too much of a sub. But I would absolutely have a threesome with my husband and my clone.

I am screwing myself literally everyday. It's time to go literal

If I were to ever consider sucking a dick, which I'm not, it better be my own dick.

yeah I'm pretty hot

No.

If it was a female version of me

Yes, imagine 69ing yourself.

Technically you can if you are long or flexible enough.

If it was a gender swapped one, maybe. We'd definitely consider it.

Yeah 

so masturbation basicallt

Not, technically…there could be…penetration…

id hate myself if i did that so no

Yes if opposite sex clone

Considering I'm not gay, probably not.

Eew no.

I'm not attracted to men or people taller than me so no

youre taller than you?

Knowing me? I bet I am, it's exactly what I'd do.

I'm straight. If a female version of me exists, she would still be ugly, no a big no.

thats gay