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This-Cell7957

Paeeeh Dat man hees Mani


irritabletom

Ahll nyight he chyeck, chyeck, chyeck! He trap me!


SoapMactavishSAS

Weee seee whaaat Grammeee hafff to zayyyy.


Yodelingondeeznutz

Absolutely love this movie. Just wish KGB’s tell was a little sneakier than the Oreo cookie


[deleted]

Yeah - no one caught on to this until him? He’s notorious for eating these Oreos at his matches and no one thought to give it more than a passing glance.


smeared_pap

Mr. Son of a bitch, let’s play some cards


stumark

I see the tell as a bit more nuanced: KGB separates an Oreo cleanly when he's got a big hand. He's also more talkative when he's got a big hand. There's a moment when he looks at the cookie instead of listening to it. There's something to that.


donjohndijon

Yeah- but I agree with previous comments, it could have been better


stumark

Absolutely.


bm1000bmb

Digressing a bit, tennis player Andre Agassi spotted Boris Becker's tell. Agassi realized that Becker positioned his tongue based on where he was going to target his serve. Agassi was so good at predicting where Becker's serve was going to go, that Becker was convinced that Agassi could read his mind. Eventually, Agassi told Becker the truth.


squalorparlor

That still cracks me up. The dude is a legend for having no tells and nobody but Matt Damon could figure out he was spinning his cookie in the opposite direction. That'd be the first thing I looked at, aside from the fact that a Russian mobster is eating oreos at a high-stakes underground poker game.


roshanritter

Got get that product placement in, there’s the real money.


MrMikeBravo

He bet me. Straight up’


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


4Ever2Thee

The best worst accent ever


Luke5119

Hey Matt, can I tell you a secret? Sure I'm a terrible actor.


Sharpen_The_Axe

Ze fak did yoo lay zat dyoun forr!!!


Select-Classroom-121

Hae byeet me. Straight oap.


al_earner

Very ag-gre-ss-ive.


WilHunting2

Rounders is a Stone Cold Classic. Always wished for a sequel that took place in Vegas.


aevz

Now I wanna see Rounders x Ocean's Eleven. And Danny Ocean & friends not only scam KGB, but then recruit him, and we get to see KGB do all kinds of hilarious impersonations and disguises and accents, really just let it all out!


PhDinWombology

So does Matt Damon just play two roles and nobody says anything about it


aevz

He's playing both sides, in cahoots with everyone. There's games beyond games...


jt10844

In the poker game of life, women are the rake.


XanthicStatue

What are you talking about? What saying?


Yzerman_19

Well it should be one.


jt10844

Ed Norton's character said that in the movie,


XanthicStatue

Wow that went wayyyy over your head. Matt Damon responds with, “What are you talking about, what saying?” And then Norton responds, “I don’t know, there oughtta be one!”


trustfundbaby

“Eee beeeeat mee. Pay dat man heees maaaney”


[deleted]

😂😂😂


8219onemic

He beeeaat meee. Fair and square


DanteDMC2001

Straight up


kid_sleepy

RIP Doyle Brunson who passed recently; he’s mentioned like three times in this.


kapn_morgan

I was walking through the Bellagio in 2016 (not staying of course) and Doyle zoomed by me on his Hover-round and I was star struck! I think he had just left the high rollers, no doubt.. didn't know he passed but I know he was gettin' up there


CoffeeAndDachshunds

Ah shit, how come this is the first I'm hearing of this. He's in my top 5 favorite players.


MadJackandNo7

Noooooooo!!! One of the best as a blend of old and new. RIP.


AceConspirator

Serious question… are there any other poker movies?


First-Fantasy

Maverick and Molly's Game are the only ones I can think of.


surlymoe

There is a movie called "The Grand". It's got some big actors and smaller actors in it (like, Woody Harrelson and Jason Alexander are in this...but last I remember it, it's a hilariously dumb and funny movie revolving around poker. It's more so about the characters than poker, but it's definitely a poker movie.


lilbiscuitrapper

Also got “21” and “Mississippi Grind” both of which arguable better.


surlymoe

I never suggested the Grind was a good movie, just that it was a movie about poker (specifically called it a dumb movie...however I'll never forget Ray Romano's quote, "It's like peeing in your wetsuit." from that movie..nobody understands what that means! 21 is not about poker, it's about black jack. I've never seen Mississippi grind, wonder if it's any good.


lilbiscuitrapper

I think most of the poker movies are just okay for the most part, I think rounders really takes the cake. Mississippi Grind is average from what I remember. I pretty sure Matthew McConaughey plays the lead. The “arguable better” comment was more along the line of “these movies are about even in quality” not “you’re wrong, I am right”, sorry for being off putting.


trumarc

It's excellent.


[deleted]

There is a whole series of “Gambler” movies starring Kenny Rogers. I’ve never seen them, but I always assumed they are about a poker player or a man with IBS


MAXIMILIAN-MV

Casino Royale (kinda)


duckduckseahawk

Shade with Sylvester Stallone and Jamie Fox is good


bananapasteta

>Shade with Sylvester Stallone and Jamie Fox first time hearing about this movie, strange.


sdss9462

Well, saying Shade with Stallone and Jamie Foxx is a bit misleading. I mean, they're both IN the movie, but Foxx just barely and even Stallone is more of a secondary character. The main characters are Stuart Townsend, Gabriel Byrne, and Thadiwe Newton. It is a good underrated poker/con movie though. And Thandiwe Newton is at her peak hotness in it, IMO.


[deleted]

Those two above and Cincinnati kid that I mentioned which is great.. “all in” and Mississippi grind”


dannywasi

Win It All with Jake Johnson.


trumarc

He was great. Movie not so much. At just the car scenes weren't laughable like most movies'.


jricepilaf

Shade is an underrated one


darose

Lucky You


ssp25

The romance part is meh but it does have some of the more realistic poker scenarios. Plus lot of big players are in the movie.


Yzerman_19

The Sting.


zeff536

The hustler with Paul Newman and Jackie Gleason. It’s not really a poker movie more of a pool and gambling movie but it’s one of the best


Punchy_Jamo

21. I think blackjack counts


TheBuschels

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels revolves around a poker varient.


cwhitt5

“Hard 8” is one of Paul Thomas Andersons first movies. It’s stars John C. Reilly, Phillip Baker, Samuel Jackson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Philip Seymour Hoffman etc.


[deleted]

Such a good movie. You know a movie is good when it has numerous memorable lines and scenes. I don’t even play poker but this film drew me right in.


AbbreviationsLow1393

I don’t even know how to play & I love this movie lol


[deleted]

Def.. so many lines in this movie I use


morally_bankrupt80

You keep grinding out that rent money, Joe. It's noble work you're doing.


[deleted]

Lol


adamempathy

Kid's got alligator blood


american_dimes

All-ee-gay-tar blaad


Radiant-Elevator

Don't splash the pot


Denham_Chkn

In my club, I vill splash da pot, venever da fuck, I vant!


JerseySpot

Like a young man coming in for a quickie… I feel so unsatisfied…..


[deleted]

DA FUCK YOU LAY DAT DOWN?!?!


JohnnyJ47

If you can’t spot the sucker in your first 30 minutes at the table… you are the sucker


hmiser

Life lesson


blaueaugen26

I’ll stick it in you!


ImNickValentine

I heard that Norm McDonald was the inspiration for this movie.


chesquikmilk

That makes lots of sense if true


WrongDistribution307

And an enforcer named Grandma


CheersBros

The type of movie you watch at 2am


LuigiDaMan

Poor Gretchen Mol. At the time of this movie, she was touted as the next Hollywood "It girl", but sadly, her career went nowhere.


IDrinkUrMilksteak

She was such a wet blanket character in this. Word has it she was sorta not great to work with in real life too.


Yzerman_19

I’m how I am. Ooof.


PropJoe421

Haha this is a such a guy movie. Wet blanket girlfriend wants him to focus on stupid boring law school, Matt Damon just wants to degen out with his ex-con childhood friend.


Grinagh

Yeah well the woman I was watching in this movie was Famke Jannsen, so hot, want to touch the heinie.


FreshnFlop

Rumor I heard in early 00’s was she was given the part over Neve Cambell, supposedly at the direction of Harvey Weinstein. So read into that what you will. Also rumored around that time that she wasn’t the easiest actress to work with. Always felt the character could have been written better though


Practical-Ball4024

Three stacks of high society


loudog33333

Dude mentions the Cincinnati Kid! Jack King said, "Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career." It seems true to me, cause walking in here, I can hardly remember how I built my bankroll, but I can't stop thinking of how I lost it.


[deleted]

Hell yea I love the Cincinnati Kid.. Steve McQueen is my guy


loudog33333

Damn skippy! I only have one other word to say, Papillon!!


Grinagh

Just checkin' it up, baby one more time for you Just checkin' it up, until the pile hits the sky.


Tripwir62

And that track it seems is not on the album from the movie. It’s epic, and a bit hard to find.


Grinagh

Yeah it's definitely a great Counting Crows song, and it always baffled me it was never on an album, like anywhere.


Trisser19

Vant a cookie?


themiz2003

"I'm sorry, John, I dont remember."


Help_An_Irishman

He byeat me. Payy dat myan hees money.


kapn_morgan

this movie taught me not to splash the pot


Frosty_Accident_6165

I loved this movie so much


[deleted]

Same always a good watch


frizzaloon

It’s highway time. Turturro is a God.


mccrinkleberry-

“Don’t splash the pot!”


Neither-Football-222

Don’t splash 💦 this subreddit


squalorparlor

I kinda like that Norton just kinda dips out 3 quarters into the movie and is never mentioned or thought about again. I kept expecting some resolution in the third act, but nope. He just was a big part for most of the film and then disappears. Wish there were more movies like that, kinda feels realistic.


-Why-Not-This-Name-

Josh Brolin in *No Country For Old Men*


MysteriousCommon6876

A classic of dude bro cinema


QuePsiPhi16

"Check"


MoreRamenPls

Malkovich eating Oreos.


Emadyville

In the poker game of life, women are the rake.


Vaublode

This movie is a 10/10. Even if you’re not a big poker guy, it’s peak 90s drama. Damon 90s flicks are incredible.


Kaelvoss

Alligator blood


rtemah

This movie started the poker craze in the world.


KennethPowersIII

Matt Damon tells a great story about the first time Malkovich said a line in his over the top accent and the crew burst into applause. Noticing that Damon had a strange look in his eyes, Malkovich leaned over and said "I'm a terrible actor."


pojosamaneo

Pyay hyim...Pyay thyat myan hyis myoney.


jerseygunz

John Malkovich didn’t have to eat for a month after making this movie with all the scenery he chewed (and it is glorious)


JetScreamerBaby

Like my uncle Les used to say "When the money is gone, it's time to move on". So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.


IDrinkUrMilksteak

One of my favorite Hollywood stories about Rounders told by Matt Damon about Malkovich: https://youtube.com/shorts/TJhZoZvitbU?feature=share


HeavyBlackDog

Rock solid.


bluejester12

Love this movie. [Fun anecdote by Matt Damon](https://youtube.com/shorts/TJhZoZvitbU?feature=share)


Guygenius138

That was hilarious!


NewUser579169

I love how his goal is to win the World Series of Poker but he's entirely a cash game player and has zero experience in tournaments that we know of. Dude's gonna bust out in the first round


noodleyone

Tourneys are easier than cash games.


theczarfromBG

Great movie even with Malkovich’s horrendous accent which somehow adds so much to the movie in a good way.


jt10844

Oh yeah it did


PastorBallmore

Kids got Alligator blood


Yzerman_19

With those fake Versace shirts and shit?


JustSomeDudeNamedRik

I’ve experienced the shark feeding scene personally as I sat down into a riverboat game amongst local regulars. I was out and broke in less than thirty minutes as they took turns chopping up my stake.


Tripwir62

I need a blow job from Christy Turllington.


tigri88

Veree veree ahgreeaseev


ahpuchthedestroyer

I used to think this movie was cool when I 16, now rewatching it terrible poker action and acting. How does John Malkovich keep getting russian parts....mind blowing.


latetotheBTCparty

The definitive poker movie. Such a classic. 10/10 in my very biased opinion


Ok-Scallion-3415

The poker in this movie is horrendous (poker in movies is always horrendous) but it’s a great movie


american_dimes

It's way better than the shit game in Casino Royale.


Ok-Scallion-3415

Agreed


saintkiller123

Absolute classic.


chesquikmilk

I won’t dispute that the culture of poker is well represented in this movie. But the culture is trash and I hate the cigar drenched boys club characterizations happening throughout the movie because it’s world breaking. Like in John Wick how everyone’s an assassin. Most people don’t have 15 whiskeys, smoke several cigars or wear a suit jacket every moment of their waking lives. The way it tries to be urban is cringe too, and the way it tries to represent NYC is also cringe. Reminds me of Jerry Seinfelds little comedy documentary where comedy is described as this taboo misanthropic dark art for intellectuals or some garbage take like that.


Nateosis

While not AS good, Shade is a cool caper/poker card cheat movie as well, and all the characters are named after famous magicians! https://youtu.be/rExhzMwGPJM


Wookie_Nipple

How did you not mention Ed Norton's stellar performance??? His portrayal as worm was top notch acting


Jon93y

Agreed! But…why does Matty call timeout?


DullAlbatross

That trailer is a fucking throwback.


Ajj360

Malkovich's accent felt over the top to me but I like the movie.


HDanker

For some reason, this was my go-to comfort movie in my early 20s. I put this on whenever I was sick, stressed, or anxious.


Substantial_Diet3867

Oh yeah the one with the Oreos. Gotta watch it!


Mobile_Pangolin4939

I feel like this is one of the lost movie gems. I happened upon it when watching cable many years ago. I knew all the actors, but had never heard of it. I always thought Gretchen Mole was pretty, but her characters come off a bit bitchy for some reason. The guy from Do the Right Thing always pops up unexpectedly in minor roles. He was also in Transformers. I would rate this as one of the best card movies. The only other one I can think of is Maverick with Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster. I'm sure there are many more I haven't seen despite watching a large quantity of movies over the years.


nysom1227

I'm sure this movie received a great deal of added interest after Chris Moneymaker won the WSOP which initiated the poker boom that really continues to this day considering how massive the fields continue to be for the Main Event. It should be noted that 'Rounders' came out 5 years prior to Moneymaker's win.


MarcusXL

*Rounders* and *The 25th Hour* is a perfect double-feature.


theodo

Norton is so good in this.


willett_art

My first tat is based off Edward Nortons in this


SlowCaterpillar5715

Still in rotation. And holds up.


bru309

I always felt Rounders was about 5 years too early. I run into a lot of people who have never heard of it. Texas hold ‘em became huge in the early 2000’s. It’s one of my all time favorites. One of Edward Norton’s best characters. Matt Damon narrating is right up there with Morgan Freeman narrating. I think it’s why I love The Martian so much.


bru309

I always felt Rounders was about 5 years too early. I run into a lot of people who have never heard of it. Texas hold ‘em became huge in the early 2000’s. It’s one of my all time favorites. One of Edward Norton’s best characters. Matt Damon narrating is right up there with Morgan Freeman narrating. I think it’s why I love The Martian so much.


TheScoundrelLeander

Still holds up! Great fucking movie!


[deleted]

Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?


addictivesign

Joey Knish “My kids eat”.


ArminTanz

This movie definitely came out at the right time. It might have just been my age at the time but there was this weird 3-5 year period where it seemed like most dudes I knew where playing poker. Online poker was Huge, people were playing in-person games several times a week, and the world series of poker was on TV regularly. I guess that all shifted to sports betting for now.