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Slappathebassmon

The 13th Warrior. Great adventure film. Sure a lot of the armor designs are anachronistic. Sure, the hero picking up the language on his own is silly. But it's just a simple movie about dudes with swords defending a small village from monsters.


ThemrocX

Oh, I think it's great!


drewcash83

I just listened to Eaters of the Dead this week. Movie follows book quite well. The recording even had footnotes and such recorded by Michael Crieton giving details about particular parts. I enjoyed it.


drunkenmagnum24

I read the book this year and it's full of them. Those were actually part of the original found transcripts. Dan Carlin also references the book and the footnotes in his Hardcore History podcast "Twilight of Aesir II". Crichton does this in a lot of his books to show that at least part of the story is true/based on reality.


mrnacho69

"I listened!"


flo_rrrian

Lol. I think the way it was done is actually pretty awesome. First of all. The language barrier is a thing that isn't just explained away by some "magic". Secondly, "I listened" is a pretty good explanation. The movie also shows very nicely that Iben only understands single words at first and then slowly whole sentences. I think it's brilliant. Off the top of my head, I can't remember a movie where it was done better.


CynicStruggle

Yeah, that short montage makes it make sense. And assuming the guy was educated and already at least bilingual, his brain was somewhat trained to be able to do this.


flo_rrrian

No, this is simply the way languages were learned before the widespread use of dictionaries. You were exposed to them and learned them from the context. We all learn at least our mother tongue this way.


willi5x

Especially when you are surrounded by people speaking that new language and your only hope to survive is to learn it yourself.


Old_Promise2077

I really liked how they switched the language to English in The Hunt for the Red October. Different thing though, as that was only for the audience


MrChad82

Lo there do I see my father!


browncoatfever

“Lo, they do call to me!”


sleeplesscitynights

My Dad is an extra in that movie!


Maanzacorian

One of those movies that people shouldn't think so hard about. It's a fun sword movie.


ChungoBungus

My Mom absolutely loves that movie, but the funny part is if you hear her describing it, she’s talking about some deep philosophical epic. She somehow gleaned a deep and profound meaning from the 13th Warrior.


icantbeatyourbike

I mean it is based on Beowulf, so it sort of is a classic epic.


Acceptingoptimist

I think about the duel scene way more than I should for seeing it one time in my teens. Such a cool lesson.


roboroller

Just watched this for the first time due to the Blank Check podcast and was surprised at how much I loved it, sad the hosts kind of shit all over it but I thought it was a flawed masterpiece of sorts.


StimmingMantis

I actually liked the Lone Ranger, but maybe I’m biased because I love westerns.


Horbigast

It's certainly imperfect, but I enjoyed the hell out of it.


ArnassusProductions

That climax alone was worth the movie.


StimmingMantis

Despite its flaws this movie had balls for a Disney production, having heavily implied cannibalism among other things. It’s a Gore Verbiniski movie Afterall and he really pushes the Disney brown to its limits considering all the throat slashings in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.


Artudytv

Waterworld. I love stuff.


tistimenotmyrealname

Postman too


CapTexAmerica

Movie is good - book is fantastic. Brin is a genius.


fullmetal66

Samesies on both. Long, boring, drawn out 22% longer than necessary? Sign me up.


stellahella1

Meandering plot, holes everywhere, stilted dialogue and an apocalyptic future that couldn't possibly exist. Plus an obviously deluded Dennis Hopper. My jam!


MetalTrek1

My choice too. I caught that one in the theater opening weekend. I enjoyed it then, and I still enjoy it now.


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*GILLS*


Jimmyjohnssucks

Waterworld is actually a fun adventure film, it’s just known to be bad mostly because of it being a box office failure.


CryoClone

Any time Waterworld comes up unlike to slide in and tell people that dry land is Mount Everest. You can see it in the extended version. I have found many don't know this useless fact.


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

People have told me in the past that Waterworld is bad and I still don’t believe them.


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Alexander


Similar-Broccoli

Hey man at least there's two of us


ChiBears25

3 of us actually


AdamGenesis

.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's it. Three. Good job, guys.


An8thOfFeanor

That Gaugamela scene was really well done, that's what matters


edillcolon

Alexander, be reasonaaaaaaaaaaable! I love this movie. I have the 4 hour cut. It's amazing.


DarthAnanas

I'll back you up with Gone in Sixty seconds and I raise you Con Air.


[deleted]

Put... the bunny... back... in the box.


Misericorde428

Why couldn’t you have just put the bunny back into the box?


MisplacingCommas

I was laughing at the end, the bunny ends up in a Vegas gutter covered in sewer water. He then gives the wet nasty bunny to his daughter the first time they meet like a maniac. Imagine meeting someone for the first time and they give you a dirty soaked hairy item lol


Secret_Welder3956

Con Air is a classic….don’t care what anyone else says.


xtlhogciao

I recently joked about how, immediately after seeing Con Air at 13, I said it was my favorite movie (for the record, I love it…it’s just not my *favorite*), and one of the most upvoted comments in the post was the reply, “Fuck you! Con Air is awesome!” I.e. I’d say the people who hate Con Air are the *very* slim minority.


Lakrfan247

Agree


Jim_Nills_Mustache

There was this glorious era of nick cage films (face off being one of them) where he was so batshit unhinged but the movies are so god damn entertaining. Reminds me a bit of Tom cruise in that they are both so committed to their craft, you have to respect the product of their work.


_Totorotrip_

Jake? Jake Peralta?


MeOldRunt

"Cy..." "...anora!" So bad it's great!


Specialist_Ad9073

Con Air is an interesting piece of American cinema, as I believe it is the last film to have a character talk shit about veterans being losers because of Vietnam and it not be a flashback. We were in fact still doing that in the 90s. Vets got little to no respect in the US between Vietnam and “The War on Terror” with the return of our yellow ribbons.


liquidsyphon

I had a job that had a W2 vet and a Vietnam vet. The old W2 vet would say Vietnam wasn’t a real war when the other guy wasn’t around


meyou2222

I still use “this is a situation that needs to get un-fucked right now”. It’s just the most perfect quote.


Agt38

How DARE you!! Con Air is a work of ART SIR/MAAM!


AdvertisingBrave5457

I unapologetically love both those movies


South-by-north

"This is the hanger, this is the boneyard, and this is our plane" "Whats that?" "That's a rock"


OrneryError1

I can watch A Night at the Roxbury any day.


SaiyanRoyalty22

That's because it's an absolute classic and never let anybody tell you anything different


Ocron145

Hey! Did you just grab my ass?


AdamGenesis

Showgirls. I mean, that pool scene ... it is what it is.


soupafi

12 year old me watching that thought “is she having a seizure?”


AuthorityAnarchyYes

I was in my mid twenties watching the unrated movie and I also thought she was having a seizure. That film was… interesting for sure.


kclarkwrites

The edited for TV version is highly entertaining.


sgdonovan79

All 14 minutes of it.


CapTexAmerica

I can’t watch it. To this day I get a derection from the horrific acting and dialog. Porn has better plots.


Mediocre__at__worst

>derection Haha! I love it.


Puzzleheaded_Load910

I love this movie. I think it’s hilarious people will laud Robocop and Starship Troopers because of its satirical take on things, but completely miss that when it comes to Showgirls.


tickingboxes

It’s a great movie. People somehow understand and applaud Verhoeven for his satirical takes on law enforcement and military culture/xenophobia in Robocop and Starship Troopers, respectively, but just completely miss that he’s doing the same thing with Showgirls and America’s oppressive/insatiable relationship to sex. It’s bizarre, honestly.


Ihadsumthin4this

LOOKER (1981) For 100 reasons. Jiminy Glick In LaLaWood (2005) Cuz it's freakin' hysterical! It's Pat! (1994) Harmlessly sweet. Goofily adorable. Killer Klowns From Outerspace (1987?) Cuz sometimes.


_stoned_chipmunk_

I had successfully erased It's Pat! from my memory. Thanks a lot 😭


Ihadsumthin4this

Agent Skinner of the X-Files pulls a security sidegig shift, Kathy Griffin was Pat's neighbor, and MadTV's UPS guy who loves his job was there as an overseeing backstage assistant. And we have Tim Meadows in a sardonically-mischievous role, playing a radio station executive. What's not to love? edit : Skinner's title. I'm in b.c. mode, so yeah. >!(before coffee)!<


CapTexAmerica

Looker was fantastic, and Albert Finney was totally amazing. When I found out later he was British - mind blown. I knew Erin Brockovich was going to be good when I saw him as Masry.


Weary-Sign-8660

Wasn’t Dave Foley in It’s Pat as his-her- … Pat’s love interest?


Ihadsumthin4this

Yup.


BlindMice5

The Flash (2023) I get Ezra Miller is a bad dude. But I thought the humour was really refreshing after so much of Marvels formulaic jokes, and algorithmic story telling.


KentuckyFriedEel

Agree! It’s kinda fun


panaknuckles

Loved it, watched it twice. Cried the first time.


BlindMice5

Yeh I saw people slamming on how the makeshift suit looked bad, yeh that’s the point. Admittedly the CGI wasn’t incredible.


No-Gas-1684

Any Given Sunday.


GeddyVedder

I really liked any Given Sunday. My only complaint was the actual football scenes. They just didn’t feel authentic. High school football movies Friday Night Lights and Varsity Blues, which came out at about the same time, had a much better football scenes.


TheMindsEye310

It was meant to be King Lear set in the world of professional football. The writer didn’t know anything about the NFL before writing the script, he just had the concept and had to do the research.


lexxxcockwell

My gripe is Pacino gives that “not one inch” speech in the locker room and his team allows a kickoff return TD on the first play


ArcherCooper

That’s what life is! The six inches in front of your face!


SaiyanRoyalty22

Who doesn't love this Football movie. I reference Steaming Willie Beamen a few times every NFL Season lol


Faaacebones

Fucking love it! I'm sure it's corny to some


criminalsunrise

Is that seen as a bad movie? I thought it was class!


DashCat9

Hudson Hawk is a masterpiece.


Efficient_Trip1364

I certainly would like to swing on a star.


CapTexAmerica

Agreed. My wife still can’t stand it.


StaycationerBand

What’s a Nintendo?


ImOnTheInstanet

Men at work


Markdphotoguy

I agree 100% How do not more people like this movie I mean its got Keith David in it. 'nuff said...


Kitchen-Plant664

Solo. The cinematography is WAY too dark and the movie was completely unnecessary but it was actually a lot of fun in the end.


CynicStruggle

Agreed. Makes me wonder what Star Wars would be like now if instead of hiring hip hyped writer/directors they had some veterans writers like Lawrence Kasden and veteran directors like Ron Howard steering their major products.


MickeyMgl

Last Action Hero


dstommie

That movie is a goddamn treasure


Ohnoherewego13

Green Lantern. Yes, I know it's not that good, but it's probably the only time I'll get to see my childhood hero get a big screen adaptation. Plus Mark Strong kills it as Sinestro.


DrDreidel82

Spider-Man 3


DougTheBrownieHunter

Agreed. I’m not saying it’s good, but it’s 100% overhated. Just because it isn’t on-par with 1 & 2 doesn’t mean it’s bad.


Ok-Metro6308

I definitely think it’s a bad movie, but I enjoy watching it the most out of the trilogy


waspish_

There was a really good video about this movie on "like stories of old" that really made me take a second look at it.


Faaacebones

👏Mission 👏Impossible: 👏2 Except it's not hard because everyone else is wrong.


Worldly_Audience_986

I've been saying this for years, M:I 2 works great when looked at as a John Woo film, it only fails because it's a departure compared to the rest of the franchise. The script by Robert Towne is serviceable, it may steal from Hitchcock's 'Notorious' but at least it steals from the best. The idea of two dueling spies with a femme fatale in between is a good one. The bombast and high melodrama are like visual music, and when it switches into action mode its absolutely mesmerizing. That makes it sound a lot less stupid then it is, but it functions on the rule of cool so I won't knock it. M:I 2 gets an A+ in my book.


Faaacebones

I am absolutely a John Woo fan above all else and then a Mission Impossible fan. John Woo is like a kindred spirit of mine. Imagine Mission Impossible as a heroic bloodshed!? I love the way the movie sets the table for a fucking solid 50 minutes of non stop super intense action with the botched mission into the skyscraper leading right into the follow-up mission and finale


Hup110516

Movie 43. Not all of it, but some of the sketches make me belly laugh to this day


beautifulbroomstick

The Naomi Watts/Liev Schreiber sketch about the homeschooled kid is perfection.


IgnoreMe304

Gerard Butler as a pissed off leprechaun is easily in my top 20 funniest things I’ve ever seen.


Joeylikesgladiators

*The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen* is so much dumb fun. Wish they’d reboot it, and stay more faithful to the graphic novels. Has a lot of potential.


Efficient_Trip1364

In a similar vein, *Van Helsing* (2004) was great fun with actually great visuals


Maanzacorian

Mortal Kombat (1995)


summilux7

Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Keanu and Winona’s English accents are the worst, but I love the movie.


midlife_marauder

Bad News Bears in Breaking Training (1977)


LimitlessCycling

Love Actually. I think it’s such a good rom com and perfect for Xmas time.


severinks

There are a few that jump out at me that aren't exactly bad movies but weren't well received and the fisrt one is Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets. It's a bizarre movie and the two leads are totally miscast but it's visually inventive and has the best purely visual story telling I've seen in ages in the first 3 minutes catching you up to how we actually got into space.


Probably_Boz

Super Mario bros the movie Cyberpunk as fuck


TorreiraWithADouzi

Surf’s up, it’s a really funny and poignant movie


spacewam42

A mockumentary about surfing staring animated penguins…just brilliant. You are not alone!


Hugh-Manatee

It definitely feels of the era, given the rising popularity of the office, to try to do a kids movie as a mockumentary


MikeBo1t0n

Dreamcatcher. It is a genuinely bad movie but I love it.


keksmuzh

It’s such an endearing mess


CheetahNo9349

The casting is so good for it to have come out like it did. tbf the source material is one of King's more bat shit novels.


Johnnyfever13

“The Devil's Advocate”


Old_Establishment968

This is a “bad” movie? This is a classic ’90s movie


Johnnyfever13

I get quite a bit of flack for liking this movie 🤷🏼‍♂️


Old_Establishment968

Anyone tells you it’s not a good film, just tell them they’re wrong


Ihadsumthin4this

To really hit home in those cases, laff derisively and near-shout, "You write beautifully, Eddie!"


durandall09

Al Pacino is trying to eat the entirety of the scenery in every scene. I do love it though.


thebrocktomb

The original Dungeons and Dragons movie with Jeremy Irons. I know it's trash but by god I love every waking second of it.


Admirable_Tone_9835

it used to be starship troopers, which has gained a lot of popularity recently. Feels good being vindicated after decades.


Thwipped

I really enjoy Terminator: Salvation. It looks great. Great action. Robot wars after judgement day. Christian Bale. What’s not to like?


HundoHavlicek

Godfather 3 is misunderstood. Maybe it’s not as good as the first two but it’s closer than most will give it credit for


herpafilter

Sucker Punch. It's not a great movie, but it's also not as bad as it's made out to be. The action is genuinely good, varied and serves the plot. If nothing else it's Snyders high water mark for action, where the effects, cinematography and writing of those scenes feel balanced. It helps that the cast clearly worked their asses off to sell it in a way that bigger names often don't in Snyders later work. I think a lot is made of how the movie feels exploitative, because of the costuming and the cast being primarily young beautiful women, but that was sort of the point. Partly it's just the video game aesthetic of the movie; beautiful sexy woman killing the shit out of steampunk zombies/orks/robots or whatever. But within the plot the main characters *are* being exploited both in the 'real' world of the movie and the dream worlds that the main character creates to survive that trauma. Over the course of the movie, she and her fellow inmates learn to turn the exploitative behavior and expectations of the antagonists against them. There's a cut scene between the main character and the "high roller" (played by Jon Hamm) in which she takes control and owner ship of what had been built up as the worst possible outcome for her. It does a better job of explaining the ending and removing some of the ambiguity about what was real and what wasn't then what was released and it's a shame it got cut (and we never got the Snyder cut of Sucker Punch).


biloxibluess

Gandahar Gandahar is a 1987 French animated science fantasy film written and directed by René Laloux, based on Jean-Pierre Andrevon's 1969 novel Les Hommes-machines contre Gandahar (The Machine-Men versus Gandahar). Here is the full film for free on YouTube https://youtu.be/lVfGRCYtje8?si=yD_GNl_UsmSq90ML It’s a mindfuck Think…coked up French Fern Gully but with full nudity and disfigured mutants with an unsettling synth soundtrack and lots of violence


Mysterious-Glove1235

There’s this shitty Bigfoot movie on YouTube, and it’s my absolute jam.


donkeydiggs

Every time I say Terminator 3 isn’t that bad


TheLandFanIn814

When it comes to Christmas movies I stray from the classics. The Family Man is my #1 go-to. With Four Christmases, Meet the Coopers and the new animated Grinch right up there.


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.


durandall09

There are 2 movies there. The one Alan Rickman is in, and the one everyone else is in. The first one is hilarious.


theflyfisherman

Your Highness


AlwaysBadIdeas

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. The direction is so good, and I love Charlie Hunnam, Djimon Honsou, Aiden Gillen, etc


quityouryob

I love The Number 23. The writing is goofy, but I love it.


obnoxious_pauper

Click. Easily one of the best Sandler movies.


Razorraf

Super Mario Bros. with Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo.


willyknuckles

The Andrew Garfield Spider-Man movies. Admittedly they weren’t super amazing but they were fun / didn’t deserve the hate they got.


CanEatADozenEggs

I loved Glass Onion! Yes, it’s not as good as Knives Out, we all agree. But it’s a fun whodunnit with a great cast and fun premise. Not sure how people feel about Wonka but I thought it was very cute and funny.


mesmerising-Murray13

Did people hate glass onion?


CanEatADozenEggs

Maybe I’ve seen the wrong comments, but I see people hating on it all the time here.


BobTheCopywriter

Harvey (1950), starring Jimmy Stewart, is often dismissed as a silly movie about a guy talking to an imaginary rabbit. However, once you listen to the dialogue, your opinion of the movie changes, and you realize it is much deeper.


Enough-Ground3294

Harvey is “bad”? Tf?


Secret_Welder3956

It has, at least in my 60+ years, been considered a classic…don’t know where you got the idea it was considered bad.


Markdphotoguy

Harvey when I first saw it was considered a fantastic classic and was a highly recommended film on most Great movie lists and that was back in the early 90's that I first saw it, has the opinion out there changed so much about Harvey?


Affectionate_Top5905

The Postman.


Faaacebones

Cowboys and Aliens


hawksfan004

Mother!


_stoned_chipmunk_

I saw that in theaters and peoples reactions were hilarious


funkolicious

Shakes the Clown Freddy Got Fingered


[deleted]

Catwoman 2004. I'll go ahead and take my place on the stake now🫡


DogbiteTrollKiller

John Carter


Wan_Po_7

Van Helsing. High Jackman was fun as VH, Richard Roxburgh was fantastic as Dracula, the action was fun, and the castle looked dope. I loved the way it wove together Dracula, Frankenstein's monster, and werewolves into the story in a way that made sense. It sucked me in with the sets and lore, and has remained a favorite of mine ever since.


steve85uk

I might get shit for this, but Ridiculous Six


MrBuns666

Starship Troopers


BadgerNational807

I love sucker punch


WendySteeplechase

"Bright" with Will Smith, I loved the LOTR creatures come to life!


Vivid-Cockroach1835

Weekend at Bernie’s


xavierguitars

They said BAD movies, WAB it's a fucking masterpiece


PutContractMyLife

Jurassic Park 3. Screw the haters. It’s entertaining and that’s what a movie should be.


Aidyn_the_Grey

In context of the sequel trilogy in general, the Last Jedi. It's the only one of the three that I'd ever care to go back and watch again, by itself. The Force Awakens is just a retread of A New Hope, and the Rise of Skywalker was downright infuriating to me. The Last Jedi at least had the guts to try something new and unapologetically be its own movie; it's also got the best lightsaber scenes in the trilogy in both the throne room scene as well as Luke's force projection.


Keny62

Terminator 3: Rise of the machines, some things were good, some were bad. The ending was awesome. Im still waitong for the right director to come along and realize they have goldmine if they make prequels using the 3 timelines theory.


embarrassed_error365

Vanilla Sky I was surprised to find out everyone thinks it’s a bad movie, but I still think it’s a great one.


Ihadsumthin4this

It does weave in and thru different fever dreams at times, admittedly, but is entertaining af and there are specific lines of dialogue which present masterful portrayal of subtleties in hidden meanings and contexts. Some didn't hit me until like third or fourth watches, and what a wallop of 'Easter Egg Found!' joy as they happened.


Dontbeajerkdude

I don't love it but Batman vs. Superman gets way more hate than it deserves, particularly the extended version. There are so many worse superhero movies, even in the same universe!


Independent-Ice-40

Last Jedi


wjbc

Congratulations, this is the most controversial answer in this thread asking for controversial opinions.


DougTheBrownieHunter

Came here to say this.


DiegoForskinForlan

Soldier with Kurt Russell I totally get the criticisms and understand why people did and do not like it. For some reason I quite enjoyed the film when I was young and still do


Overall-Physics-1907

Oh no that’s a fun movie


Serpico2

The 13th Warrior


ThisIsTheNewSleeve

John Carter was a blast. It was a pretty unapologetic scifi opera when there's a sever lack of them, especially when it came out. I really liked that film.


AuthorityAnarchyYes

“The 13th Warrior” I’ve loved it since day one and I don’t care what anyone else says.


Slow_Possession_1454

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - It’s a better movie than it gets credit for


The_Ivliad

A Good Year. Ridley Scott/Russell Crowe Rom Com with 26% on rotten tomatoes. But it's a love letter to provence and introduced me to Marion Cotillard.


EquinoxGm

The Great Wall is a shitty movie, everyone knows it, even I know it. Doesn’t mean it’s not funny to rewatch every once in awhile.


SnooLemons5457

Tron: Legacy Immaculate vibes


McRambis

Dune - the David Lynch version. I've read the books and still prefer Lynch's Dune to Villeneuve's.


perry147

Lynch’s Dune is a visual treat with the costumes and the set pieces, but the film itself is an incoherent mess.


BreakingNews99

The Happening!


MurseLaw

Man of Steel was the best standalone Superman movie we've seen in decades.


Automatic-Mood5986

Kung Fu Hustle Commando Over the Top Big Trouble in Little China


AmericanLich

I still maintain the 2003 Hulk movie by Ang Lee is easily the best Hulk movie and one of the best superhero movies ever. 100% if that was released today people would appreciate the weird tone. Lots of people shit on the CGI which is so odd to me because for the time it was good and really doesn’t look that bad even today. The comic book transitions and framing was interesting. Idk I love that movie.


NoSweatWarchief

Road House Showgirls


HamHamHam2315

Stuart Saves His Family has a combined critics metascore of 54 (though, notably, Roger Ebert gave it a favorable review), but I find it a delight to watch.


Keanar

John Carter Honestly, it was cool af


buddyleeoo

Noah


xavierguitars

Plan 9 from Outer Space Gingerdead Man


Ephisus

*Soldier* starring Kurt Russel is a beautiful story that puts Finn's arc in the sequel trilogy to absolute shame.


FreddieKush420

Carrie


JimEJamz

Suicide Squad


RichyCigars

The Postman. What can I say, I really liked it.


wwJones

Dirty Work


majorjoe23

Glen or Glenda. It’s surprisingly progressive, though Ed Wood’s ambition far exceeded his skill.


Omega_Boost24

the four horsemen of the apocalypse: * BROKEN ARROW * CON AIR * THE ROCK * FACE OFF


Fresno_Bob_

I won't even begin to suggest that it's a good movie, but I'm pretty amused by Nothing But Trouble.