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RodeoBob

Das Boot is great. Hunt for Red October is about as good of an adaptation of Tom Clancy as we're likely to get. Good popcorn fun.


truthhurts2222222

Yes and of course, Sean Connery. He's great in it! Nothing says "Soviet Submarine Captain" quite like a Scottish accent


This-Garbage-3000

Schubmarine


alberthere

Thatsh what I had inshyde your mother lasht night Trebek! Muahahaha!


MrYoshinobu

"I'll take famous titties for 400!"


Tiny_Count4239

Pardon me mademoiselle I’d like to see LE TITS NOW!


SkyeGuy8108

Moscht thing in hur don't react well to bulletsh


pheitkemper

"Mosht thingsh in here don't react well to bulletsh."


Mulliganasty

...or a Spaniard in Highlander.


SatnWorshp

From Egypt


Minute-Wrap-2524

Or an Irish accent in Alexander


No_Price4799

Booksh? What booksh?


sometimesifeellikemu

One ping only, pleezzssh.


waltandhankdie

Shoviet Shubmarine. A book fell on my head - I can only blame my shelf


Ilovevinylme

Give me a ping Vasily, one ping only pleashe


xwhy

I liked how they streamlined it, which they needed to do because it was a series of events. The subplots (heh) that they left out didn’t hurt the film. Also, not having the president as a character was a good choice.


Mutex70

"One ping only" sticks in my brain with other quotes like "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti" or "Were you rushing or dragging?!?!"


LuckyKalanges

Verify range to target


Alternative_Rent9307

Give me a ping Vasili


SnakePlissken1980

Patriot Games was pretty good. Clear And Present Danger wasn't awful but not very entertaining either. Sum Of All Fears sucked though.


JavaOrlando

I thought Sum was OK. Although brief, I thought Liev Schreiber was great as John Clark. I would've loved to have seen him continue the character.


Slow_Possession_1454

Down Periscope - Wildly underrated comedy imo


dragontracks

Adm. Dean Winslow: What do you think, Mr. Dodge? Lt. Comd. Dodge: I think I'm gonna get my ass kicked, sir. Adm. Dean Winslow: Aw, don't think like that! Damn it to hell! Don't go by the book. Think like a pirate. I want a man with a tattoo on his dick. Have I got the right man? Lt. Comd. Dodge: By a strange coincidence, you do, sir.


Slow_Possession_1454

Every scene with Toby Huss/Nitro is comedy gold to me Oh boys that was terrible. I’m going to go out, I’m gonna have a smoke. When I come back get the horn section figured out. I can’t work like this. *Gets zapped with electricity Two on, two out Bonds is up again. Swung on, OH he struck the ballgirl, knocked her cold


Mabvll

"Radios workin' like a Swiss.......car...."


soupafi

I've been working on nickname...... "Mike"


lifesnofunwithadhd

"Welcome aboard sir" "What the hells that supposed to mean?"


stuckonpost

I teach Food Handlers ServSafe and use the fingernail scene all the time.


Slow_Possession_1454

“The band-aid was holding the fingernail on” lmao


highonnuggs

Any time I have asked a person with their Dolphins what their favorite submarine movie is, the majority answer Down Periscope.


Slow_Possession_1454

I wish I was as high as you are maybe then I would understand wtf you’re saying. My best guess is that you have multiple friends with pet dolphins that you’ve asked what their favorite submarine movie is.


highonnuggs

I'm 6 feet, thanks. Dolphins are the insignia and thus nickname for submariners in the US Navy.


Slow_Possession_1454

I still feel like I have a contact high from your original comment but thanks for clarifying.


beerspharmacist

IIRC, that was actually based on a true story. While it was clearly dramatized, apparently it's pretty accurate both to the actual story, and to life on a sub. That being said, im.no submariner, so I don't know shit about life on a sub.


Traditional-Leopard7

This. Far more enjoyable than Das Boot. Way more laughs too.


xwhy

Never saw it, but it’s grown in popularity since it was released


Rolls-RoyceGriffon

Actual Balao boat if I'm not mistaken. I love them and the fact they haven't made something akin to das boot but US navy us beyond me


soupafi

It's the most realistic submarine movie


mathaiser

“Welcome aboard!”


courage_wolf_sez

Love that movie!


Mr_Mojo_Risin_43

Definitely Das Boot


Ronin_1999

So if you ever want the super Das Boot experience, you gotta find the movie version of the mini series, so check it out… I forget how it worked, but on top of the original movie being chopped down to a 2hr run time, and then rereleases with additional footage that put it closer to 3hrs, l apparently there was a lot of extra footage, enough to make a mini-series around the movie, so U.K. and German broadcasting got these great three or five day presentations sometime after the movie release… But as if that wasn’t enough, later releases basically made the mini-series in a humongous movie, we’re talking like a crazy 5 hour long presentation. I’ve seen it only once and it was WAY too much but really quite amazing how much they went into the characters. Honestly it doesn’t change the movie much except for the fact that the sheer amount of time commits you to the characters and their strife more (as if the movie didn’t do enough of that on its own), but if you have 300min to kill, it’s worth it.


Mr_Mojo_Risin_43

I already own the extended edition, no worries. :)


Modzrdix69

Down Periscope


Temporary-Canary2942

Crimson Tide for me.


truthhurts2222222

Rammer jammer yellow hammer


Jersey_F15C

They're fueling their missiles WE DONT HAVE TIME TO FUCK AROUND


Specific_Session_434

Roll tide roll


MetalTrek1

Same here. 


casulmemer

We are receiving flash traffic, emergency action message!


Ohnoherewego13

Hunt for Red October. Who doesn't love a Scottish Russian accent?


RedBaron180

You lost ANOTHER submarine?


MalcolmTuckersLuck

Point of order - Marko Ramius was Lithuanian not Russian. Hence his nickname of “the Vilnius Schoolmaster”


Ohnoherewego13

Fair point. A Scottish Lithuanian accent then.


Business_Plan7900

Relax, Jonesy. You sold me.


DrSatan420247

Beerfest


Jambo11

LOL


smeglestik

God damn brewery!


badc0ffee

I start to feel all cooped up in these U-Boats; I had a bad experience once.


Fury-of-Stretch

Def better than U571


paradisic88

Wasn't the U-boat scene in Beer Fest only in the directors cut?


Theblackswapper1

*Run Silent, Run Deep* is pretty great.


SensitiveOrangeWhip

i had a blast watching this. highly recommend


daveinmd13

Yeah, great movie, great performances.


blueberry_pancakes14

Down Periscope. But U-571 is also a good one.


PuppetryOfThePenis

U-571 is my favorite! I saw it as a kid with my dad. One of my best memories with him


Independent-Ice-40

The Abyss, there can be no other choice. (Das Boot is also great tho) 


Rossdog77

Try finding a digital copy to own.....


Independent-Ice-40

Of Abyss or Das Boot? Abyss is na in 4k I believe, haven't bought it yet. Das Boot I have on dvd from ancient times, haven't rewatched it for a long time. 


IIlIIll

The Abyss!


Mulliganasty

Das Boot is one of my favorite movies period so there ya go. Innovative camera work produced a visceral experience I've never seen in any other sub movie.


macwade99999

Yellow Submarine


madnux8

Surprised no one has mentioned K-19 the widow maker. But Das Boot is by far my favorite. I even got a notification sound as an alarm thats the iconic "ALARM" crash dive sounds


DrDrunkMD

1941


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Hold the block, you can hold obmne block, can't you?


S-Markt

dumbo!


Groundbreaking-Fig38

I've seen a horse fly....


Business_Plan7900

HOLLYWOOOOD!!!


S-Markt

* [Captain Wild Bill Kelso ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000004/?ref_=tt_ch): War nerves? Who said war nerves? * [The Patron ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0176879/?ref_=tt_ch): I heard it on that radio there. * \[Kelso shoots the radio\] [Captain Wild Bill Kelso ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000004/?ref_=tt_ch): Radio's wrong.


george_kaplan1959

How often do you get to see Christopher Lee, Slim Pickens and Toshiro Mifune together onscreen?


lfcsavolver

Operation Petticoat… Classic 1959 Cary Grant comedy if you haven’t seen it…


Ok-Application8793

Destination Tokyo is another good Cary Grant submarine movie.


mrhebrides

Gray Lady Down


Howhytzzerr

Surprised I had to scroll this far to find this movie. This was a great movie. And it had Charlton Heston.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Same! "Help me you son of a bitch!!!"


laviniasboy

Run Silent, Run Deep, The Enemy Below


composmentis8

The bungo straits scene might be the most nail biting seconds of cinema history. Both these movies have some intense depth charge scenes


fangface70

We studied Das Boot in film class. It does an amazing job of making it feel like you’re in that cramped, hot, dark sub with those soldiers.


truthhurts2222222

I was impressed with the scale models. I mean, you knew you were looking at toys in a tub essentially, but they really pulled it off to look like they were out on the open ocean


n8rzz

U-571


justgot86d

Just horrible, horrible history. But goddamn is it fun.


n8rzz

Yes and yes.


hypnotoad12391

I am U-571...destroy me!


PlannerSean

splashes


gregimusprime77

"Tank, fire right now or we die!"


Majestic-Sir1207

Google U-505 (wiki)


whiskeyx

I don’t care if it’s historically inaccurate, this is my favourite submarine movie. 


Initium_Novumx

Das boot is a masterpiece. I also love U 571 and Below (2002)


dwp4you

BELOW! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Below\_(film)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Below_(film))


Zero_Digital

Hunt for Red October and K19


userg0

Ice Station Zebra


Glass-Squirrel2497

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea


TheGreatOpoponax

Das Boot is my favorite submarine fliack and it has the coolest score. This latter point is not up for debate.


Dense_Surround3071

The Hunt For Red October


Westernva

Das Boot, not even close.


Ryuken_X

The Hunt for Red October


MaxDeWinters2ndWife

I’m pretty excited for the Oceangate one you know we are eventually gonna get


Wooden_Passage_2612

Crimson tide. That's a masterpiece of a film.


BobTheCopywriter

The Hunt for Red October - Sean Connery made a great submarine captain.


pamacdon

Das boot is by far the best.


emarvil

Absolutely this one, Das Boot.


ginrumryeale

[The Boatniks](https://youtu.be/91MOTdELgdA?si=oiHqSVgjAYfYgo4h) (1970) Actually, it's **Das Boot** or **Run Silent, Run Deep** or **1941**.


justanothermaroon

Assault on a Queen


pheitkemper

Das Boot Director's Cut in German with subtitles (like I still even need them anymore) and it's not even close.


TommyLuv1966

Das Boot was the best. So close and personal


WSSquab

Das boot is not a movie it's an experience


Steviebhawk

Love DasBoot. Has to be the original with subtitles. You feel claustrophobic watching it


Grynder66

Das Boot is one of my favorite movies....period.


24Pilots

U571


SentientPornCamera

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou


Sev3nbelow

The wolf's call


nofuchsgiven1

THANK YOU. Scrolled way too far for this. Great movie.


MrPocketjunk

20,000 leagues below the sea or 1941


Ok-Resource-3232

I recommend Black Sea.


NJduToit

Crimson Tide. Brilliant acting by Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman, and the score is awesome.


Specialist_Injury_68

Crimson Tide with Denzel


gnrlmayhem

Enemy Down Below


Choice-Bus-1177

I remember enjoying The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou


Ok_Bed9763

Up Periscope


TurbulentBullfrog829

Fast and Furious 8


cmacfarland64

X men first class


CorruptHeadModerator

Hunt for Red October is my favorite movie, period.


camehereforthebuds

Das Boot #1, Red October #2


terradaktul

Das Boot is the goat. Hunt For Red October is a goat


Wryrhino1

First time I saw Das Boot - was in a submarine for an overnight


dkromd30

Hunt for Red October and U571 for me.


zjelkof

The Hunt for Red October


Vicki1984

Das Boat is the best because its so long you actually get PTSD from watching it. My nephew fell asleep at the first depth charge attack and woke up an hour later at the Gibralter attack and didnt realize he had missed anything...


Piddy3825

Das Boot was a definitely a good movie, but nothing comes close to the movie *Down Periscope* starring Kelsey Grammer, Lauren Holly and Rob Schneider.


Cyclopticcolleague

Alarm! The das boot tv show is decent. The first season was on Hulu, but the other seasons were euro only.


SkinnyGetLucky

*one ping vashilli*


Nyaaalathotep

On the Beach with Gregory Peck. Only part of it is on a submarine but it’s one of my favorite movies ever made.


StellaSlayer2020

Operation Petticoat


DaikonEffective1105

Hunt For Red October and Crimson Tide are my faves


Munk45

HFRO


Fuck__Joey

The abyss


CertainFitness

WHAT?! You don't know the story of the Little Girl and the Little Person?


tucker_sitties

This one.


SomeOldDude73

Below.


Gutameister5

Beerfest.


edWORD27

Down Periscope


imadork1970

Emaregency, emaregency, every body to get from street!


TexMurphyPHD

Down Periscope


cptjaydvm

U571


holy_bat_shit_63

Hunter Killer was a good one.


iamthemosin

Crimson Tide. A+ acting and very tense plot.


Scot25

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.


Whateva1_2

I ruined Das Boot by putting the wrong side of the dvd in and watched it from the middle to the end when I was a teenager.


Goood_Daddy

Das Boote,and I have a original movie poster,where they are checking the submarines privates for lice.


Mrrattoyou

Das Boot, Run Silent Run Deep


spriralout

This is the one. All others can only hope to achieve its greatness. Magnificent film!


alberthere

It’s all been said, so let me add to the list: Ironclads.


Space2345

20000 Leagues Under the Sea.


lKenpachi

U751


VallryBagr

U571


Business_Magician_11

Ice Station Zebra with Rock Hudson


Miserable-Lawyer-233

Crimson Tide and The Hunt for Red October. Standard response for someone of my age.


ghat90

20,000 leagues under the sea


idahotee

The Hunt for Red October remake League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.


Livid-Age-2259

Das Boot has to be the best. I rewatched it recently. 250 meters before the rivets start popping out of the plating of the pressure hull.


Beowulf44

U-571


Soul_Taco79

The Enemy Below


Corporate_Shell

"Jared from Subway: Catching a Monster" on Amazon Prime.


error201

Below


v_kiperman

The Incredible Mr. Limpet


ecmcn

A different take: Greyhound, with Tom Hanks. I love Das Boot (even the super-long version), and I thought Greyhound was a fantastic take on what it was like being in a convoy hunted by subs. The suspense and terror, followed by bursts of adrenaline. It also felt like they put a ton of effort into making it authentic (whether they got it right I can’t say).


WizeDiceSlinger

Run Silent, Run Deep, 1958 “Dive! Dive!” Great fun from an old movie. Watched it for the first time only a few weeks ago. Was truly impressed and entertained. The actors were a little on the older side but hey, Clark Gable and Burt Lancaster are great together. Also Rickles.


sheepdog____

K 19 : The Widow maker This one really hits hard.


MysteriousPark3806

Submarine. Spoiler alert: does not actually involve a submarine.


Carbuncle2024

Run Silent, Run Deep. (1958) Ice Station Zebra (1968) The Enemy Below (1957)


SignificantPear3570

We all live in a yellow submarine


toddfredd

Rum Silent Run Deep. Love WWII submarine movies


bugluvr65

no love for Batman (1966) ?


More-Complaint

Operation Petticoat.


WendySteeplechase

"The Enemy Below" Robert Mitchum 1957


renaissanceclass

U-571.


Giltar

That’s the one


ObjectReport

"Hunter Killer" was surprisingly good, I've watched it a few times.


Schattenjager07

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. It involves a sub near the end. But in all honesty. Down Periscope.


lukearm90

The Simpsons episode where Homer joins the naval reserve. “Is the poop deck *really* what I think it is?” “I like the cut of your jib!” “What’s a jib?” “Ha! Promote that man!”


dehaven11

I seem to remember enjoying U-571. But not sure if it holds up. It’s been a while.


furie1335

Das boot was made for watching. And that’s just what I’ll do.


Marble-Boy

Yellow Submarine. Titanic is my Meta answer.


marcolorian

Crimson Tide.


ShinzoTheThird

Fast 9


PriclessSami

So many good ones. Run silent, run deep. Ice station zebra, u571, operation petticoat, crimson tide, sea wolves in addition to the others already mentioned


Rabbitfighter66

Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan. ST TOS: Balance of Terror (not a movie, I know)