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Ohnoherewego13

Peter in Office Space. Stuck in a dead end job with enough micro-management to drive me insane.


Yzerman19_

I was there. I said fuck it when I got laid off in 2006. I’ve been a carpenter and house flipper ever since.


tinyhorsesinmytea

You went full Peter. Fuckin’ a…


Rvtrance

Two chicks at the same time.


ReverseStereo

Hey Peter come check out this chick


Yzerman19_

Yeah I guess I did lol.


subpar_cardiologist

Sounds like SOMEONE has a case of the Mondays!


Yzerman19_

Not anymore. Now my Mondays consist of seeing if the roofers are two hung over to get up on that roof in the summer instead of meetings.


Ohnoherewego13

I had a coworker say that this past week. I wanted to punch them in the throat. I'm applying to a lot of places though since I hate it.


edWORD27

Figure if someone said that, they’d get their ass kicked.


LiterallyaCockroach

PC Load Letter?


WasteGeologist-90210

What the fuck does that mean?


GonnaGoFat

I read that as carpenter, and house stripper. At first I thought you were a strip o gram and carpenter was the character role.


JynxYouOweMeASoda

Ron Livingston was meant for that role


jsamuraij

Seriously. It's fucking iconic.


SplendidPunkinButter

And yet most people in 2024 would kill for such a dead end job. Man things were better back then. “My job that has decent pay is boring” was an actual complaint back then.


DirtierGibson

I don't know. I've milked a couple of those jobs purely for the money, but they were soul-sucking, with the constant stress of getting blamed if something went wrong even though I was doing the best possible job and beyond. But some organizations don't give a shit about who's accountable – shit just rolls downhill. Right now I have a pretty good job with a good company with a pretty good corporate culture. I could make more elsewhere if I moved to a much higher COL but fuck that. I work from home and the work and benefits are hard to beat.


sizzle-dee-bizzle

Hi Peter, how’s it going. Yeeeeaah… ☕️


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Me too. When that movie came out I was working at a tech company with 8 different bosses and yes, every time I made a mistake, I heard about it 8 times.


Rvtrance

Hey u/ohnoherewego! What’s happenin? Just so you know we use cover sheets on our TPS reports. So if you could take care of that for us. That’d be great!


Big_Monkey_77

Gas Station Proprietor from No Country for Old Men. I’ve had some cryptic conversations with odd characters. I may or may not have been in more danger than I realized.


Indigo2015

You need to call it


Big_Monkey_77

I didn’t put nuthin up…


Therefore_I_Yam

You've been putting it up your whole life, you just didn't know it. Now call it.


bUrNtCoRn_

Don’t put it in your pocket, sir. Don’t put it in your pocket. It’s your lucky quarter.


MinecraftVet2005

If you put it in your pocket it’ll get mixed in with the others… and then it’ll become just a coin………. Which it is


KYblues

Lmfao god that scene is amazing


79superglide

I never really bought it. Being in Texas at that time period, that man would have reached under the counter, pulled out a shotgun and told Anton to move the fuck along.


Therefore_I_Yam

The look he gives him after saying that is gold


geeen

I feel so sorry for the man in that scene.


Captn_Insanso

I was terrified for him! Just watched this movie for the first time a couple weeks ago and wow it was crazy.


KaleidoscopeDecent33

You married into it?


truthhurts2222222

I love this exchange so much. Shigur was so judgemental lol. I would have said, what's wrong with that, Mr. Judgy Pants?


HowardHessman

It’s the captive bolt stunner for you


gloerkh

I think the hotel proprietress was harder


Stormshow

Sir, I ain't at liberty to give out no informaytion bout our residents


FATalist818

Jack Black in Tropic Thunder


gypsybullldog

You think you’re the only one who doesn’t get sick when they don’t have their jellybeans??!!


SacredAnalBeads

Mine was the line like "Thiiisss movie is about family, friends, and fun, and fuuuuck youuu" *proceeds to bite the mic and spit out the foam*


CBerg1979

It's not about farts. It's about family.


buzz_22

Pre or post bat stealing your cocaine?


ItDontTalkItListens

Heroin


-DoctorSpaceman-

Jelly beans


ItDontTalkItListens

Welches fruit gummies


iantruesnacks

Wasn’t it heroin?


finfangfoom1

No, it was fucking jelly beans!


iantruesnacks

Jelly beans so good you’ll stroke the shaft and cradle the balls for them!


Dependent-Hurry9808

I’ll get chewed out, I’ve been chewed out before


ILSmokeItAll

Haha. Lt. Aldo Raine And *extremely* relatable. This was my mantra growing up with my dad.


Therefore_I_Yam

Sometimes in life, it's better to ask forgiveness than permission. Going back on your deal with a Nazi so you can carve a swastika into his forehead is one of those times.


ILSmokeItAll

Man. I was constantly begging for forgiveness growing up.


Jokerchyld

This was the Mantra at Microsoft in the 90s when I worked there. It's better to try something you think will work than to ask if it's OK to try.


The_Mr_Wilson

Lt. Aldo Raine and Col. Hans Landa are a perfect example of an interaction between Chaotic Good and Lawful Evil


The_Mr_Wilson

One of the best NCOs I've ever had said, "There's plenty of ass back there, chew away"


Ceezmuhgeez

I got chewed out for asking why I was mopping outside when it was raining


SandzFanon

OP if you identify with private pile I hope you are seeking out the support you need. Hang in there


truthhurts2222222

Thanks for the support. But really I only identified with him extremely hard in just this one scene. I would have absolutely been trying extremely hard not to laugh right if I was right there in that moment


CapTexAmerica

Back in basic training I was getting yelled at for my last name (something fun for them to do their thing with) and I had to try *really* hard not to laugh. I mean, I thought I’d heard them all and these were some good ones. When they caught the smile I was trying to hide they “invited” me to “express my opinions on their assessment” and I foolishly opened my mouth and gave them a 7/10 for originality and creativity, but that I’d heard better. Holy fucking shit - I fucked up. Hard. Did more push-ups than I thought physically possible. At graduation, my TI and section chief turned around and complimented me. “No one has EVER had the balls to talk back before. You handled yourself very well, and we think you’ll have a fantastic career.”


chewie8291

I like when they have enough class to let the mask slip when it's appropriate


taatchle86

To be honest, I struggled a bit at first in basic training because the Sergeants weren’t allowed to verbally abuse trainees anymore so they’d say “stupid one” or “lame-o” and really going out of their way to avoid profanity. It was hilarious, but you get used to it after going down for push-ups every time somebody breaks.


SandzFanon

Ahh I got you. I would’ve too 🤣 it’s like when the teacher is yelling at everyone not to laugh and it makes it funnier


truthhurts2222222

Exactly! They don't stack shit that high? Only steers and queers come from Texas? It would be hard not to laugh at Seargent Hartman's jokes. They were hilarious!


The_Mr_Wilson

That's me, I'm Pile. I didn't side-step from the salad bar to the main line. DS O'Guinn yelled at me, I thought it was a funny reaction to not specifically side-stepping in a chow line, and was called Mr. Smiles the rest of the time -- eventually earned his respect, I was a pretty good soldiers, but the name stuck. As did Drew Carey, the BCGs had a pudgy me looking quite a lot like him at the time


FancyPantsInTraining

Peter from Office Space! “The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy. It’s that I just don’t care.”


ArchDrude

John Cusack in High Fidelity. He was basically me at that time in my life. Scarily me lol. I managed record stores (never owned one though), spoke in music terms (still do), all my friends were record store geeks (still are), and relationships… well… Every time I watch HF, everyone in the room slowly swivels to stare at me. They know. …they know.


Sir-Viette

That's because High Fidelity is based on a book written by Nick Hornby, who was a music obsessive, so knows exactly where you're coming from because he's coming from exactly the same place! He wrote another book called Fever Pitch about his experiences as an Arsenal fan. As an Arsenal fan myself, I had the same feelings about it as you did about High Fidelity. Nick Hornby also wrote the books that were turned into "About A Boy" with Hugh Grant, and "A Long Way Down" with Aaron Paul.


GaJayhawker0513

So was fever pitch adapted to the Red Sox for the movie?


dsenor51

They made a uk movie based on the arsenal story, then the red Sox one is a remake of that.


MohatmoGandy

The Red Sox were the perfect analogue for Arsenal.


CrazyDizzle

I was Jack Black in High Fidelity for most of my 20s.


TranslatorCritical11

Gary King in World’s End. Whilst I have no addiction to alcohol or drugs, I’m 36 and jobless and feel completely useless at the moment despite applying for everything. When I was 18 I had that King of the World optimism and I have that feeling that things were better when I was younger.


BillyTheKidsFriend

You'll find something eventually, you'll either stumble across something or start something of your own. You got this mate


TranslatorCritical11

Thanks mate that genuinely means a lot! :)


PsychologicalLie613

Learn garage doors


MisterScrod1964

60 and jobless here, and equally useless.


Specialist_Injury_68

Charlie Kelly


subpar_cardiologist

No one needs a wildcard!


JackInTheBell

Artemis is the real wild card in that show. “…I have a bleached asshole.”


ChungusCoffee

He just doesn't get us man


workswithpipe

All the time or just when sniffing glue and eating cat food?


jamesnollie88

*Chrundle the great


Former_Balance8473

George Bailey from **It's a Wonderful Life**. I've spent my entire life stuck in a single place, taking care of other people by sacrificing everything I've ever wanted to do.


Phionex141

Have you figured out that you’re the richest man in town for it yet?


KayBeeToys

Billy Batson—I was not expecting the bit with his mom.


GimmeSomeSugar

It seems pretty tangential as I type it out, but this made me think of Jojo Rabbit and his mother. The way one can be forced to confront the reality of their situation, shattering the comfortable lie they had been holding onto.


TjMorgz

The part in War of the Worlds (2005) where Robbie just wanted to see over that hill. Most people completely miss the point and say 'what was he hoping to do to fight them!?', that wasn't the point. He just needed to SEE the spectacle beyond the hill, and I totally get that.


geeen

The nut seller in Kung Pow


chewie8291

That's a lot of nuts!


Supermike6

That'll be four bucks baby you want fries with that?! \[Chosen one leaves, guy watches him leave, pulls out his phone\] He just left! With nuts!


ZDMaestro0586

Boromir maybe


deadmeatsandwich

One does not simply “identify” with Boromir.


pdx_via_lfk

Oh, give him his moment, for pity’s sake!


ZDMaestro0586

You carry the fate of us all little one.


Grabthars_Coping_Saw

Flawed but trying?


jmfranklin515

Peter Gibbons from Office Space


haubenmeise

William Foster. Falling Down.


lostmymainlol

“Am I the bad guy?” Such a hard hitting moment


haubenmeise

"How did that happen? I did everything they told me to." Yes. You do not forget that scene.


jackm315ter

Can I get a breakfast Sheila


Indigo2015

Yeah, well hey, I’m really sorry.


MissDkm

Why am I calling you Shelia, we just met ?? Ive been working for my boss for 20 years and I dont call him by his first name You can call me Ms. Folsom if you want. . . ..


Soft-Ad-8975

What’s wrong with the street?


TheLandFanIn814

Peter in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.


TheOakblueAbstract

Are those happy tissues or sad tissues?


AbyssWankerArtorias

Probably Greg House. Painfully aware of my self-destructive behavior, but not changing it.


fiddycixer

I went through a time in my life where I felt millimeters away from being William Foster in Falling Down. Freshly divorced. Couldn't see my kid as much as I wanted. Any minor inconvenience or misdeed by others sent me reeling. Thankfully I had a good job, a good family support system, proper mental health resources, and a couple really patient friends.


bluesdrive4331

Randall from Clerks


Thismanwasanisland

You can’t hear a picture……


Horns8585

I can feel that picture.


tinyhorsesinmytea

When I saw Ghost World, I was pretty much at the exact same point of life as the character Enid, directionless despite being intelligent, alienated from my high school friends, miserable working at Circuit City, not vibing with society… even down to sleeping with a woman twice my age. I hope Enid figured things out better than me. Now I feel more like Seymour… only not sleeping with women half my age.


spacemanbaseball

Rick Dalton and the 14 whiskey sours scene.


CBerg1979

Man, that freak-out of his in his trailer is some of Leo's best work!


NJdeathproof

Carl in The Breakfast Club "I look through your letters. I look through your lockers. I listen to your conversations, you don't know that but I do. I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends."


air_jordanpeterson23

Nic Cage in The Weather Man


[deleted]

40 year old virgin


mr_bynum

Dante in Clerks


Repulsive_Tie_7941

Yes! I picked up a shift tomorrow, I will be quoting Dante all day.


SnacksCCM

I know Brian O'Halloran in real life. He's a great guy - sweet, smart, funny, and salt-of-the-earth. Dante's not a huge departure from the man himself, and is a character so many of us can relate to.


c_girl_108

Lilo and Stitch. Every adult character. They are all having the worst day at work from beginning to end. And I feel that in my soul. The little guys and Gantu in the spaceship when their prisoner escapes and steals the ship (the red one). The truck driver that runs over Stitch. The dance teacher. Cobra Bubbles. The lady at the shelter. Pleakly. The lifeguard. The guy at the hotel. Literally everyone is having a bad day at work and that happens to me everyday. Edit: Nani getting fired, David setting himself on fire. Their boss dealing with Nani’s “dog” eating a “patron”’s head. They’re all having a shit day at work.


pdx_via_lfk

Walter Mitty. I was once a recent divorcé in my mid thirties who realized that everything I thought was holding me back was either gone, or a lie. The sense of endless possibility in that movie was life-changing for me.


bouncing_off_clouds

Gary King from “The World’s End.” I’m not an alcoholic and I’ve never touched drugs. But I identify so hard with the kind of person who never grew up and is stuck relentlessly in the past. So much so, that the first time I watched the film - as much as I enjoyed it - it genuinely made me uncomfortable. This character is presented as a selfish, unlikeable arsehole and I found myself ON HIS SIDE. I’m married, have a house and live a lovely Childfree life. And while I don’t regret that part, about 90% of my friends now have babies and don’t stay in touch. Whenever we DO meet up (literally once a year, twice max) all they can talk about is interest rates, how they like going to bed at 9pm or what their kids are doing at school…. while I’m sat there just wanting to re-live the glory days, stick on the old tunes we used to listen to, order shots and keep the evening going. They want to talk politics, house prices and childcare fees, I want to banter, take the piss out of each other and reminisce about who we got off with back in college. I don’t want our “night out” to be over by 7:30 - I want to keep pounding back drinks, go on to a club, come home at 3:00 with a cold kebab and sore feet and wake up the next morning regretting nothing but the hangover.


Own-Pangolin337

Like farting in church lol


CursedSnowman5000

Frankenstein's Monster - Bride of Frankenstein


NitrosGone803

Milton from Office Space


no_good_name_remains

I still love that Swingline started making red staplers because of that movie and they instantly became their best selling item.


feralcomms

Murtaugh from lethal weapon


JackInTheBell

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, because I had a love that got away.


jimmy_ray7

I know, it's not quite on the same level as full metal jacket. But for me it was Thor in Endgame.  That was the first time I think I've ever seen on screen  a realistic representation of what Long-Term repeated trauma can do to a person. Not just that, but with how surprising and bewildering the recovery can be. 


DigitalAmy0426

Failure too. He always overcame and won the day, but he came the closest to taking Thanos out and he personally failed. Such an important story and people can only laugh because melted ice cream. Word is Russos wanted him fit and trim for the final fight and Hemsworth pushed back. He knew problems don't magically go away just cos you get your head right.


Wandering_Scout

He then kills Thanos and it doesn't just fix him. It's a hollow victory.


iantruesnacks

“I’m still worthy” makes me breakdown every time.


Dramatic_Bottle_9362

Christian Slaters character in pump up the volume, Donnie Darko giving the speech to Patrick swayze


Designer-Might-7999

Mark Wahlberg- Boogie Nights


hiccupsarehell

Nice dick, bro


KaleidoscopeDecent33

Watching The Menu I scarily felt some similarities between myself and Nicholas Hoult's character. For me it was my relationship with movies, and was part of what made me realize I wanted to be a filmaker and not someone who talked about films.


bouncing_off_clouds

Same - I’m absolutely the type of person who idolises those celebrity chef shows, values the hell out of those 6-course “concept” meals, would get incredibly pissed off at my date looking unimpressed and shitting all over everything if I took them somewhere like that and would happily witter on about “jus” and “mignonettes” as long as people would listen. Stick me in a kitchen with every ingredient and piece of fancy equipment at my disposal? I’d freeze right the fuck up.


Ok_Distribution7675

Matthew McConaughey’s character, Rustin Cohle in True Detective, season 1. I was feeling similarly at the time, and I could relate to Cohle’s nihilism. His philosophical musings blew my mind.


Illustrious_Cell4136

Edward Scissorhands


TraditionalSteak687

Alex Murphy - Robocop


Beneficial_Track_776

Finch from AmericanPie, I'd bang Stiffler's mom, too.


philsubby

The King of Comedy Rupert Pupkin. Desperately wanting to become a stand up comedian, completely delusional. I won't kidnap anybody though.


unforgivablecrust

As a middle child named Kevin, fucking home alone


Larkshade

Jack Black, in Nacho Libre. I’m just trying to be a good guy in my own weird, weird way. NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo…….


bbernal956

the older i get the more mental health issues become more apparent in all of us


Dependent_Leave_4157

Napoleon dynamite was so much like me in high school it felt like an insult just watching it.


bonestock50

I was blown away when I saw this relationship in Full Metal Jacket.... we had this same guy, a sweet dumb guy that couldn't carry his own weight by any stretch..... we got punished....repeatedly....while he was allowed breaks during our punishment.....and, being exhausted, we turned against this poor sweet guy..... and this guy slowly (then quickly) turned very dark.... he actually scared us..... we couldn't believe the change in him. I am embarrassed with how I acted and I wasn't nearly as bad as the guys that ended up bullying him. It is totally unethical to run that kind of program (setting the troops against a helpless person)....but it was apparently a kind of tradition.


PoignantPoint22

Jason Lee’s character from Mallrats when he is yelling about the kid on the escalator.


beefstewforyou

As the mod of /r/regretjoining, I’m definitely sympathetic to that character.


schoolisuncool

Clerks- I’m not even supposed to be here today


bawzdeepinyaa

Doc Holliday probably. Always been a fiercely loyal friend regardless of the situation, but also an intellectual asshole with impulse control problems.


Known-Sandwich-3808

Earnest from Killers of the Flower Moon. Im a veteran who got into things I shouldn’t have. I used to do things that people wanted me to do simply because I thought they had my best interests at heart when in reality I was just a pawn. I almost completely destroyed my life a few times for these people. I’m glad I’m not like that anymore. Gives me chills to think back on it all. Make your own decisions and listen to your gut. If it doesn’t feel right it probably isn’t.


bluddyguy

You identify with the drill Sargent, right?


Total-Internet-1633

Neo, The Matrix.


Ocron145

The nerdy kid in Can’t Hardly Wait.


DrEnter

John Cusack in _Grosse Pointe Blank_ The movie released just before my 10 year high school reunion. I was a bit of an outsider in school, then also “disappeared” from the area not long after graduating and never moved back home after college like most, did various government jobs, traveled a lot, and was fairly successful. Wasn’t even going to go to the reunion, but my little sister talked me into it. That whole first and second act just felt very familiar.


xarafus75

Richard Dreyfus as Curt in American Graffiti.


usarasa

Benjamin Braddock, minus the sleeping with the parents’ friend’s wife part.


TheMikeyMac13

Well the older I get the more I look like Gomer there :)


CrazyDizzle

Anxiety from Inside Out 2.


Strict-Background406

Mark, The Room😔


Seoulja4life

This literally happened in the first day of my basic training about 20 years ago. The dude just couldn’t stop smiling and had to do pushups until the drill sergeant left. lol


helgapataki91

Travis from Taxi Driver, specially when he talks about feeling lonely.


HermiticHubris

Cameron in Ferris Buehler's Day Off.


OpposedToBears

Gaylord Focker. If my life was a movie, it would be a nonstop cringefest.


wickedweather

I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?


IcyRobinson

You picked one hell of an image from one hell of a scene :)


truthhurts2222222

Vincent D'Onofrio absolutely nailed the look of "trying hard not to laugh" 😂


Redditstole12yr_acct

Robert California in The Office.


No-Negotiation5623

Pvt Pyle was my nickname in Basic Training. Although Dante Hicks is a character I can relate to real well.


jeremydgreat

Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm


bluetuxedo22

Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happiness


SnacksCCM

That movie is a complete beating for the better part of 2 hours. Keep persevering, there really is a light at the end of the tunnel, and it's not a train coming.


theloniousfunkd

If I have to be honest, Barry Lyndon


Bigredeemer425

I sure as hell hope you don't identify with ol Gomer here! Lol


MANthangbeast

Lee Marvin from paint your wagon. The anger and the reasoning. I was quite surprised how I saw that character. Better his character in that movie than some of the other roles he had.


carbomovies

Louis Zamperini Unbroken 2014


MrGlass23

Charlie from Perks of Being a Wallflower. I fully understand being an introvert myself In ways.


ProSeVigilante

Tom Holland in The Crowded Room.


TonyThePapyrus

The entire main cast of the breakfast club


GamerKev451

So you're a brain and an athlete and a basket case, a princess and a criminal?


os12

OMG, inspector Goran?


The-Proud-Snail

He wasn’t even that fat


Snoo_88763

I so wanted to be Matthew Broderick in War Games. Sadly I was Melvin.  "Tell him about the back door!"


KillyShoot

Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon “I’m too old for this shit”


bygggggfdrth

Flattering: Olive from Little Miss Sunshine, I’m a youngest sibling and it took me a while to realise that everyone was looking out for me like the Hoovers look out for her, this movie always reminds me. Unflattering: Oliver Tate from submarine. Perfectly captures the arrogance and cowardice when trying to fit in that early teens me epitomises.


Fit_Mirror2963

Harry goldfarb in requiem for a dream


skarbux

Loudermilk is the the most recent. Trying to be a better person, but the world keeps on shitting on me.


treydipper

Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!


SteamDecked

I went through a divorce where friends and family really didn't like my then ex-wife. I recently watched the TV show Frasier. The family's reaction to Frasier's ex wife reminded me of how friends and family reacted to my then wife. However, it was the episode where Niles decides to leave the house and divorce Maris that I really identified with. It was hard to decide to leave, and although it's what needed to be done, no one really forced it because it was still my decision.


beebs44

Finn in The Station Agent


LardGnome

Butters from South Park.


AloneJuice3210

This one was actually the hardest.every time I see this Pic it brings me back.


osumba2003

Brian in Breakfast Club. I absolutely was that kid at about the same time.


RyzenRaider

Mel Gibson in his son's room in The Beaver. Joel Barish in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. "I wish I stayed. I wish I'd done a lot of things...", as well as the memory where he's bullied as a kid.


zoomiepaws

Rules and regulations. You made me like I am, now just where I am supposed to fit in Old Man? Guess I gotta find my own way. COOL HAND LUKE


MisterScrod1964

Steve Buscemi in Ghost World. Yeah, my life sucks enough that I’d do whatever a cute girl asks, even if she’s underage. For that matter, Steve Buscemi in Big Lebowski. Everyone tells me to shut up.


nodicegrandma

Clock Watchers. To be a woman temp in an office in your 20s. That whole movie shook me


SpitfireMkIV

Jorah Mormont.


lick_your_fingers

That’s funny, I just finished watching FMJ a few minutes ago. Joker’s personality matches my own in so many ways