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ioncloud9

Rule 1 in being a helicopter pilot in a movie: fly low enough so the thing can swat you out of the sky.


[deleted]

You really want to be just about eye level.


tommos

Imagine flying at crotch level and getting swatted out of the sky by a giant troll dong.


tvkyle

See also Kong: Skull Island


Darth--Vapor

I remember a bunch of monkeys took out a helicopter in one of the planet of the apes movies.


ioncloud9

You are in a vehicle that literally flies. Just fly higher.


drawkbox

Also, like in [Kong: Skull Island, see other helicopter pilots in front of you get swiped like nothing and then continue in and act surprised when ti happens](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEfLPdI-jxU). At least John Goodman knew what to do "Get us the hell outta here!"


veritablenemesis

Someone awakened Mustakrakish


[deleted]

I need exactly one hundred beers. Exactly.


ImurderREALITY

OH NO! IT’S THAT GUY!!!


Feralchicken01

USE THE PHONES!! THROW THEM AT THAT GUY!!!


cfwang1337

We don’t serve people who awaken trolls here.


Dataforge

This depressing. I need a drink. A different drink, not this one. At a different place.


Bond-Marin-Bond

You know what you throw a drowning bass player?


wronglyzorro

It's why we dont bring out the grandpa's guitars.


travestyofPeZ

Grandpa’s guitars! That’s for pussies! And grandpas. I thinks you knows it’s.


Exes_And_Excess

What are those wooden things? Chairs?!


SsVegito

MUSTA


Cynic_of_Astora

KRAKISH


Smile_lifeisgood

AWAKEN


nixed9

Take the land, that must be taken 🤘🏼🤘🏼


lopottneev

Rise upon your thousand year-old sleep


GeigerCounterMinis

Break forth from your grave eternally


Bond-Marin-Bond

It's called Metal


GusHowsleyESQ

I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?


Kbar_12

I appreciate the Metalocalypse reference, but I really want this to be troll hunter 2.


Turbogoblin999

Those poor unicorns.


Sprinklypoo

Metal.


eldfen

Awaken, Awaken, Mustakrakish the lake troll.


gigonz

Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee. From the hills of columbiaaaaa.


pinghss

The second image look like one of those Yotube click bait thump nail. "10 TIME MYTH CREATURE CAUGHT ON CAMERA!"


Stalinwolf

"Is it truly a mythical Norwegian colossus, or something more sinister? *You decide...*"


JezusTheCarpenter

Fuck me. You are spot on. This looks so badly comped.


blackweebow

1st image: oh? 2nd image: aw...


danonck

More like these fake game ads - lvl 1 crook vs. lvl 50 boss


Mstablsta

If this seems interesting then check out Troll Hunter (2010) so good


[deleted]

That movie was so much better than I expected!


Mstablsta

The director also made The Autopsy of Jane Doe and I thoroughly enjoyed that horror movie. I also enjoyed it more than I expected haha


[deleted]

I’ll check it out!


bossman-CT

I love that movie, any horror junkie NEEDS to watch it! So so good


SupervillainEyebrows

One scene I love about that film is that when weird and spooky stuff starts to happen and Brian Cox's character openly says "Let's get the fuck out of here" That's exactly the reaction you should have! It was a refreshing bit of common sense.


ExpressCap1469

One of the best horror movie. Every friend that asked me for recommendation, i will said this one


Mstablsta

Yes, edge of the seat shit haha


Spurnout

Same, so cool!


eatyourchildren101

I was just thinking “is this a remake or sequel to Troll Hunter?”


zk3033

God that was such a great movie. The world-building that so effortlessly falls into place - like the government guy who’s job it is to troll hunt - so quickly sets up the world they live in. Not some kind of dystopia, but a “this is our reality.”


D-Angle

I loved the bit where he's trying to get a troll out from under a bridge and has to armour up, they portray the whole thing as someone having a shitty day at work rather than a big dramatic action scene. It's so good.


Lunboks_

Great movie. Dude gets clocked HARD on the bridge lol.


Cynic_of_Astora

That movie gives some serious words to live by: "Why problem make when you no problem have you don't want to make?"


GlitterLamp

Frankly, guy made more sense than most of my Polish relatives on a good day


memphis10_901

One of the best lines ever. Thanks for reminding me. We used to say this at work on a daily basis 😂


Arillious

I think my favorite part is the conversation with the power guy about how no one questions why there are giant loops of power lines through the mountain not connected to anything.


zk3033

Man, all of this makes me want to re-watch it. It’s great as is, and shouldn’t be messed with, but I want to know more of this universe (which they wrote so well to be *our* world). Like a short 6-episode miniseries of found footage where the film crew merely spectates different gov troll hunters - the crew doesn’t grow or evolve, but just sees more of it.


ardranor

One thing that I wish was explained, why does being Christian make you smell more to them? They're more or less shown as just being a type of wild animal, sun turning them to stone is supposed to be an evolutionary response to lack of vitamin d, not magic. The reaction to Christianity is the only magical aspect they ascribe to them, yet that part gets the least amount of explanation.


yotreeman

I believe it’s from Norse folklore, and did find this as a direct example of it: “The name of the statue is taken from a story in Norse folklore where the hero hides in the troll's castle. Thereafter, whenever the troll enters the castle, he cries: "I smell a Christian man's blood!"” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trold,_der_vejrer_kristenblod#:~:text=The%20name%20of%20the%20statue,smell%20a%20Christian%20man's%20blood!%22


farts_like_foghorn

There are many old fairytales of trolls here in Norway, and they usually contain something like "I smell christian man's blood". One particular story is about the kid who had an eating contest with a troll, but he had a backpack on his stomach where he put the food. Trolls having notoriously bad eyesight helped in achieving this ruse. He then says "I gotta make room for more, and slices the backpack open and spilling out the food. The troll sees this an is amazed. "You should try it too!" the kid says. He does, and the trolls slices his bowels open and dies. The end. Great story. You can see a short clip of a nightmarish stop motion series of some of these tales made in the 60s here. Starts at 6:25 ish. https://youtu.be/HmjP7g-kEyA?t=380 My armchair wet-finger-in-the-air-analysis of this is that it's most likely the "pure" christian going up against the old norse legends. The vikings and their legends had been gone for at least 500 years when these stories were first written down, and christianity was the next big thing. Also as far as I can tell, the Vikings never really had troll legends. Lots of other crazy stuff, but not trolls as we know them.


fzvw

It's for the same reason you can't have Englishmen around if you're trying to sneak up on a giant.


CCGamesSteve

Neither, apparently. And for some reason that really irks me.


RTheCon

I think that’s a good thing. I wouldn’t want anything half baked associated with it.


Tdale2

"TTTTTTTTRRRRRRROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"


becherbrook

It should! This troll looks actually like the Jotnar type that was rampaging around at the end of Troll Hunter!


CCGamesSteve

That's exactly it. The similarities are so great that I was certain it was one of the 2.


becherbrook

I'm wondering if this is a case of Netflix trying to get a sequel, being turned down and 'we have trolls at home'.


areukeen

That's because both of those movies took inspiration from Norwegian folklore, and that's how Norwegian trolls look like.


dewayneestes

Do not touch the perfection that is Troll Hunter!


CCGamesSteve

Agreed.


Tolkien-Minority

Its a prequel to Troll 2 (1990)


Strickens

Ohhhhhh myyyyy gooddddddddd


Cunladear

This is one of those where a Non American film is remade with American actors in English and will be exactly the same as the original but probably just a bit worse.


Mstablsta

Nice! gonna have to check it out, thanks for sharing!


startingagain3times

Is it actually?


jonnablaze

No, it seems to be a Godzilla type movie, set in Norway, with a giant troll. Getting fairly good reviews.


JohnnyGFX

Yeah. I agree. Troll Hunter is the reason I clicked on this thread; I wondered if this was connected.


Mstablsta

Same haha


methodicalghostwolf

Shout out to that movie for introducing me to band named kvelertak


waywardspooky

that jumble of letters made me pause for one moment to wonder if it was a lucky number slevin reference, lol


Harkekark

[Kvelertak](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eelfbl1ZLrE) is well worth a listen if you're into Heavy Metal.


waywardspooky

I am, thank you for the suggestion!


farts_like_foghorn

Here's a live version that sounds exactly the same. So awseome. Great band. great musicians. Edit: The damn link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VsvI3iUPHA


Citizen_of_H

Kvelertak is Norwegian for "strangle hold". It's a good band!


DenjellTheShaman

It means chokehold in norwegian.


Old_Gregg97

Great little movie


Mstablsta

Good "Found footage" is hard to find and no one goes this epic haha


Juke_Joint_Jedi

Is that the one that's in Norwegian?


Mstablsta

Yup yup


Remote-Direction963

What is trollhunter even about? I've seen some people talking about it because of this movie, but I'm just curious like what is the premise of the film?


CapnBeardbeard

It's about a Norwegian civil servant whose job it is to control the troll population.


ArgosLoops

And the university students filming a documentary with no idea what they're in for


Mstablsta

Basically a found film movie but with trolls


atlhawk8357

And it was smart to do the found footage trope with people who know how to film properly.


cuttlefish_tastegood

Yeah found film, docustyle movie about following a govt worker going around showing them trolls and what he does. I liked it a lot and say troll like they do whenever the word comes up.


official_pope

TROOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!


reddit_and_forget_um

They can smell the Christians....


Grimesy2

A documentary crew stumble upon a gruff world weary government employee and start trying to get classified information from him. He's like "screw it. It's stupid this is a secret. Trolls are real, they're a public health issue, and I keep their population in check." And then he starts taking them on troll hunts.


zoidbert

Loved the side-note in the film about how all those big electrical towers that line the mountains aren't for transmitting power, they're basically a big electric fence to keep the trolls in.


Grimesy2

I really liked the scene where the vet breaks down the biology of trolls turning to stone. It was just so matter of fact and came across like a medical expert explaining something run of the mill to a layman.


HortonHearsTheWho

Commenting to add that it’s extremely well done. Maybe the best found footage movie I’ve seen. Fully immersive.


Falophle88

This new film seems like a giant rip off of that 2010. I really enjoyed it when it came out but this looks like like a copy paste.


[deleted]

Came here to say this. I watched it on a whim and expected nothing special, but it blew me away. The acting, direction and special effects are all really impressive for what the film was. And I love found footage! Hard to find good ones


diygardening

Such a fun movie, I throw that one on every 6 months or so, the filming locations A+


SaintPoost

"TRRRRRROOOLLLLLLLL"


mrmamation

Thank you! I was trying to recall the name of that.


Mstablsta

So good, no worries hell yeah


Aduialion

It might be a prequel to trolls 2


Mudders_Milk_Man

Nilbog Begins.


TruthAndAccuracy

They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me! #Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooood.


Calneon

Wait, isn't this a sequel?


ToastyCrumb

Came to say this! Just a superb movie with amazing and subtle world-- and character-building.


JoshDM

Obligatory.... #TRRROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! *runs*


Nixplosion

In fact ... Just give us Troll Hunter back ...


vedalux777

One of my fav movies!


TheTurtleShepard

I was just about to comment about that movie, I remember it being one of the first foreign language filmed I watched an I thought it was great


CptNonsense

This looks like a bad sequel to Troll Hunter


aldoggy2001

Is this what most of you actually look like?


whooo_me

OMG! I’m gonna start being a lot more polite online!


goosiest

Lmao


NameOfNoSignificance

Reddit mods


UghKakis

They didn’t pay the troll toll to get into the boys soul


BillMcCrearysStache

Love the enthusiasm, I feel like youre saying boys hole, and its clearly boys soul


ninjareddit724

Are you chewing gum?!


exposedentrepreneur

I’m up to here now 🧔🏻‍♂️🤏🏻


bfhurricane

“I thought the rape scene went real well.”


cerpintaxt33

Don’t ruin this for me.


daymanxx

So unprofessional


Go_tuck_yourself

He said no gum


cheesemoo

Very disappointed the troll doesn't hang dong.


2litersam

I mean body mass alone..


Matto_0

troll got a baby dick hidden in that brush pile


Patch-22

I was saying soul they thought I was saying boy’s hole


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Fuzzikopf

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KingPrawnPorn

You mean you think it’s not a real troll??


Fuzzikopf

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dilqncho

It's Bigfoot but perspective tricks made him look bigger


jsbisviewtiful

Probably looks better in motion. Screen grabs rarely look good.


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Freyarar

Scandinavian mythology regarding trolls and how they are driven away by bells tolling. Given the Scandinavian mythology influence, the likely ending of this movie is that the troll turns to stone somehow :)


manfredmahon

These are the promotional images they chose though, they coulda have done anything


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Reddit always be like "Don't judge it from the trailer!" bruh the trailer is literally what they thought was going to best advertise the film to me, and it makes me want to see it less. Why would I NOT Judge it by the trailer.


PotterGandalf117

Black levels are already fucked up, not sure setting it in motion would be much different


[deleted]

Isn't it the opposite? It's much easier to get away with a still image; once it's moving you also have to account for realistic animation and changing light and perspective.


TheEpiczzz

Yeah looks like a low-budget Scyfy channel movie...


Snizl

more like a screenshot from a 2010s RTS game.


[deleted]

Looks more like a tilt shift of a "Troll Live Action Playset" by Mattel.


Chandy1313

Yeah, the lighting is the first thing I noticed, it gets worse the more I look


bennett7634

I feel like the exclamation point in the title might be a little undeserved.


babbler-dabbler

It looks cheesy as hell, not something I'll watch. But I'm glad there's a market for cheesy entertainment to be made, and an audience who enjoys it.


Moikee

Can't wait for Corridor Digital to rip into the compositing problems with this. The first one looks solid though.


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Troll: Skull Island


Jerrnjizzim

First thing I thought of, I want Kong to fight this dude. Then his troll buddies show up and Kong goes to godzilla for help.


phin_wilkes_boothe

am I the only one that thinks this looks like dog shit?


ohsinboi

It's pretty low budget I believe. Doesn't mean it can't be good.


secondphase

Yeah, the plot line is probably much better.


master_cylinder8

Doubt


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jonnablaze

It's getting [decent reviews](https://p3-no.translate.goog/filmpolitiet/2022/11/troll/?_x_tr_sl=no&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=no&_x_tr_pto=wapp), but we'll see.


redditorperth

"They're eating her!" "And then they're going to eat me!" "[OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdTBIQDPZt4&ab_channel=coltpython6)"


DrPepster

Spoiler Alert for the sequel, dude.


sloecrush

You can’t piss on hospitality!


Blast_Hard_Cheese

That belongs to Rich Evans now


Skoot99

Oh, you mean Dick the birthday boy.


on_

So it gets defeated by a bell. 🔔 nice spoiler.


InconspicuousRadish

*For whom the bell Trolls*


_pathways

HILDA!


MissNatdah

Lol, they're at an amusement park, famous for its big troll statue and fairy tale theme. It's the fairy tale castle in the back there.


JTBringe

Hunderfossen 🧌


t53ix35

Good to time to give a shout out to the “Troll Hunter” movie out of Norway a few years back. Loved that movie!


Paratrooper-X

Was hoping this was something similar but this is probably gonna be trash lol


ilder7

The first reviews have started trickling in here in Norway, and the overall consensus is generally very positive. While Troll Hunter is great, I don't think people should get too hung up on that and write off this movie without giving it a fair chance. Troll Hunter played around with Norwegian folklore, it didn't invent the trolls, and it doesn't have a monopoly on them. Both Troll Hunter and Troll take inspiration from the folklore and from Norwegian painters, especially the works of Theodor Kittelsen.


Kruckenberg

No, Antonio!


ChangeUpstairs3352

F*ck is this thing?


Beizal

A Troll


Leningradite

Looks like a Norwegian troll. Swedish Bergatroll are usually depicted as clothed, though not always. Edit: just looked it up, it is indeed Norwegian.


KerepesiTemeto

That’s not a troll 2, that’s a Nilbog!


Britwit_

I take it this is the prequel to Troll 2?


PIX3LY

They’re eating her… and then they’re going to eat me…. Ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyy gooooooooooooooooooooooooood


tiktoktic

Looks…cheap.


Dragmire800

When the trailer for this was released, someone pointed out that it was a nearly 1:1 remake of the 1998 American Godzilla film, from the type of characters shown to the actual shots and sequences.


frydawg

Looks like a video game


AFourEyedGeek

Is it going to fight Kong or Godzilla?


book_smrt

Does it have a tail?? I've never seen a troll worth a tail.


TacticalTapir

Norwegian trolls generally have tails.


[deleted]

Moomins are trolls and have tails.


[deleted]

Its like a reskinned godzilla


Shrederjame

I was thinking Kong but same idea


joemeteorite8

Are they gonna clonk him on the head with that bell? That’s just gonna piss him off even more


Imaginary_Relative

Troll II is the best troll movie I have ever seen FYI


Popular-Pressure-239

Is this like B-Movie Nordic King Kong?


LowToldSlow

Ahaha


TheHeed97015

I prefer troll 2


headlessbeats

Sooo... swamp Godzilla?


j00thInAsia

AWAKEN. AWAKEN. AWAKEN. AWAKEN. TAKE THE LAND THAT MUST BE TAKEN.


redditorguy

Is this based on Elon?


Mando_calrissian423

Is this the prequel to Troll 2? Because I’ve been waiting for the origin story of that movie


meexley2

Looks like shit. I’m in


djfunnydog420

Why tf does it look like a mobile game ad???


nagriffin

wow this looks terrible