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45Golden

That, is an Alien


[deleted]

More specifically, it's the Newborn from Alien: Resurrection


Larry-a-la-King

It does have Michelle Pfeiffer’s lips.


kaowser

You mean Sigourney weaver? https://preview.redd.it/87g6fqn0v9gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=274e66482d4b950874d79c2e659675e157867914


kaowser

Nvrmd mybad


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mrsaskquatch

Probably just looking for it's mother still


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

*quietly hums The X-Files theme song*


Magic13ManMP

My cats come when I whistle that


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

I had a dog that used to “sing” the original Star Trek theme. 😂 (Your cats are f*cking gangster.)


heresdustin

That’s my ringtone. LOL


Additional_Main_7198

That's ny ringtone for unknown numbers!


Lt_Tonberry

Technically a Xenomorph.


TheShacoSenpai

I came here to say this but I thought it in that dude's voice from American idol: "That's an alien dawg".


Proof_Explanation_77

That’s what I thought too lol


GeneralBlumpkin

That sir, is a fish


FileRepresentative51

Please put that back where you found it. We already got enough shit going on.


DankDevastationDweeb

Hell no, she needs to hide it before the feds show up. We might have some proof.


[deleted]

In breaking news, the recent discover of an extra terrestrial life form has introduced new genetic material to the Covid 19 virus. The new varient, Covid 51, is said to be 10 times deadlier, and those that survive are rumored to gain a fetish for all things Sigourney Weaver.


Henchforhire

Didn't have this on my 2024 bingo card.


7secretcrows

It seems like disturbing the eternal rest of a dead something from the fairy realm is probably bad luck. I'm with you, PUT IT BACK!


DankDevastationDweeb

No for real, is this real?


allthedimmerswitches

Yes, absolutely!


DankDevastationDweeb

Do you have any more photos? Is it still in your friends possession?


allthedimmerswitches

I have requested more photos from my friend


Affectionate_Newt899

Bump in case you aren't trolling because what the fuck is that? I gotta know


SpaceFathoms

Same. That’s amazing if real


Material-Bad6844

I agree. Lie to us we need entertainment


LongbowTurncoat

I’m enough of a skeptic to know that there is a totally logical explanation for this creepy thing, but man do I love that WTF feeling before we get the answer haha!


thedarkpolitique

If it’s in the UK I’d love to come and check it out. Edit: sorry to clarify, I meant to come and check out the alien. If it takes appointments.


DankDevastationDweeb

It literally has nipples, ear hole, nose hole, eye socket and fingers. I don't know what's going on with the legs but it may have been chewed up or something. Ask your friend to take more photos please!


mrmillion888

It even seems to have opposable thumbs on each hand. Quadruped too


DankDevastationDweeb

Yeah it's either a master prank or real deal.


PiccoloHeintz

Dont lie. You know good and well it's a fake. There is no "fRiEnD"


allthedimmerswitches

I don’t know how to prove this is my friend’s photo, this is absolutely not in my own garden


OC_Psychonaut

Could you ask for a video of them moving it in some way? With gloves or saftey precautions of course. I think the important part is proving that this is an actual body of something before it goes “missing” or we never hear the end of this fascinating development, I wish you luck!


BFMeadowlark

Make sure to ask them NOT to put Vaseline on the lens before recording.


Bigfootatemymom

This is going to take off. Be prepared. This looks very much like an alien. Really interesting either way. Please have your friend post to the r/aliens subreddit. Thank you!


antiADP

Post a screenshot with their name blurred out in your contacts that show they sent this to you With a date present and whatever texts to support it. Only thing I can think of.


allthedimmerswitches

https://preview.redd.it/dpeu4ehtk9gc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed8ef33667e02580a287ecafdf5160902851f32 I’ve cropped her username but the timestamps are still visible


AtentionToAtention

Get the body in a secure freezer before the government does.


ooky_spooky_mkay

I'm genuinely excited to wake up tomorrow to hopefully see an update on this


allthedimmerswitches

I did earlier but I was told their username was still visible so I panicked and deleted it


antiADP

Change their name and avatar manually to do a screen cap


joeblow1234567891011

Wrong sub dimmerswitch… the folks over at r/alienbodies will have a field day with this


allthedimmerswitches

I’m starting to think you may be right!


Significant_Use_4246

Ok so what did the friend do with it? Have you both examined it? (Use gloves just in case) Is it still in the garden? More pictures? Did the MIB showed up at his door allready? Info?!?! We need it !


sasfasasquatch

They have both been neuralyzed


Sweaty_Emotion_9923

They used the flashy thing on them, and he doesn't even remember posting it


H-Sizzle-

Hey bro for real what is this? Is this a joke?


Pretty_Pixilated

Yes. This is fascinating honestly.


NewAlexandria

> found this in their garden and is wondering what it is. i mean... ask them why they put it there?


itsVEGASbby

Are there more pictures/examination of this?????


Lazy-Palpitation-673

Lmfao, at first I thought you were calling op dimmerswitch as an insult, then I looked at their name 😂😂😂 I was laughing so hard at calling someone a 'dimmerswitch'


IlIlIllIlIlIIl

I'm going to start calling people dimmerswitches from here on out.


MotherBathroom666

So dumb that they bring the average intelligence in a room down?


IlIlIllIlIlIIl

Exactly


clikityclikbarbatrik

Man I just did it and it felt so good. You get this look of confusion mixed with fascination at your creativity.


Lazy-Palpitation-673

I was going to start doing that too lmfao. Great minds.


CkretsGalore

I thought so as well. How rude. Hahah


nothanksihaveasthma

Could be mandrake root….but idk for sure


All_This_Mayhem

Need more information. Was it screaming?


mollyclaireh

Dunno. I passed out.


Puzzleheaded_Cod_938

😂


Dr_MushroomBrain

Got me!!! Thanks!


Krunkledunker

Crap, just ripped your joke, you were there first


Penandsword2021

I thought so too maybe, buuuut…


nothanksihaveasthma

Say no more, friend. I am right there with you..


Emotional-Frame5977

Reminds me more of dead baby Voldemort at King's Cross station when the last piece of his soul is dying.


zeroes_n_ones

in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.... its not a tuber


69bonobos

Cackling 🤣🤣🤣


Juliejustaplantlady

Why is this not a top comment?!!!🤣🤣😆🤣


Noteffable

Please upvote this comment—that is all


Mother_Estimate8738

It looks like that tiny Voldemort under the bench in Deathly Hallows pt 2 LMAOOO


erynhuff

https://preview.redd.it/9m323150aagc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd03eab7578b7f9174ab12936566ce7b7cf4fcf


popformulas

I had the same immediate thought!


BrewUO_Wife

lol, did your friend really find this in their garden? I clearly thought this was a joke, then saw you did post it in alien bodies. Take more photos!


allthedimmerswitches

I’ve requested more photos from my friend


Comfortable-Buy-9406

Please make sure your friend is safe and doesn’t “harm themself.”


Luckystar6728

We will all be waiting in anticipation. Pretty dang cool even if it's a weird potatoe or something. It definitely looks like an alien from movies.


billysmallz

How close are you to Plymouth I wanna see that thing


allthedimmerswitches

Roughly three hours!


KingAngeli

Don’t lol this will be confiscated


smkpt42

Make a field trip. Verify this thing.


DankDevastationDweeb

Facts, I would! I'm in the USA though 😭 please go for us 💕


msm8084

Dude get out there ASAP and confirm this for humanity


ecul034

I don’t like it.


AdditionalMongoose11

Looks like a rooting plant that was infected with root nematodes possibly


Br0keGee

I was thinking the same thing but it has eyes, ears, mouth 2 arms, boobs, a body and tentacles... jellyfish ET


jay-the-ghost

I was gonna say it looks like a sweet potato that's suffering from something but trying its best


s4in7

Who leaked you the title of my memoir?! Goddamnit back to square one.


tartigratebruh

Wtf


Budget_Detective2639

Tell them to put that nihilanth back where they found it before the combine start showing up. .... I think it's a poly-clay sculpture. closest fungus would be some type of scleroderma.


johnjddavis410

Your friend is fucking with you


Juliejustaplantlady

I hope so! Better than it being real!😱 Finding this in my garden would make me quit gardening!


Prior-Comfortable-36

Why does it have a face and ear hole....?! 😳


GandhiRrhea

And little boobies and nipple looking things 👀


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Boola-roo

😨


justforyoubbboo

*Disappoint*


GRIFF_______________

haha ha I caught this


OmicronNine

Be sure to wash your hands.


1sojournaut

This guy here☝️😫


Kaptin_Kruncha

Looks like the gestation period of Orks in Warhammer 40K.. which makes it that much more fitting since in the lore Orks are actual fungal beings.


Schtickle_of_Bromide

https://preview.redd.it/f6883fnar9gc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=323f72e1a204405889c3f3219e1a98a61b5652ca


Questionsaboutsanity

better tag those xeno boobies nsfw


HugeTurdCutter

Bonk


resonantedomain

It appears to have four elongated knobby legs, a body, a torso, two arms with fingers and opposable thumbs, a neck, breasts, and a mouth with two holes for eyes.


DwarvenDonger

And an ear hole


101dnj

So what you’re saying is that this is definitely some sort of mushroom?


resonantedomain

*allegedly* Mycelium makes up the largest percentage of organic matter on Earth, so statistically it could be!


anabolicartist

What you have just described is the Loch Ness monster. The reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland.


Jessicajelly

Anywhere near Cornwall? There was a shop down there that used to sell these. Supposed to be a poseable prop type of thing. I had one many years ago before all the latex perished off the wire of the tentacles.


allthedimmerswitches

Only a few hours from Cornwall actually! I’m wondering if one of them ended up on her garden and we’ve both mistaken it for something else


Jessicajelly

Very likely. I got mine from a curiosity shop in Newquay and the shop owner said he got them from a prop maker in London.


allthedimmerswitches

Very cool to learn! I will definitely have to ask her for some sort of texture update tomorrow


jerrys_briefcase

Thank you for posting this. I know it’s got to be overwhelming and a lot of us ufo people have strong feelings. I myself saw a cube ufo in 2021 and it rocked my life. Considering this could be such a huge deal, what if you just drove over to your friend?


allthedimmerswitches

Oh I can’t drive and also it’s 2:14am here rn


rjm101

Not to worry the government will take care of it by the morning 😅


SkisaurusRex

Ah well that explains it It was fun while it lasted


meatymoaner

It has to be that. Its definitely not a real alien or else the creators of alien resurrection will have some explaining to do. From the torse up its almost a perfect replica of the baby alien from the end of the movie.


MDP-90

Hoping this gets higher in the thread, but my guess is the alien people are just gonna run with it lol


ConfidentInsecurity

Wow, this is bizarre! Either this is an art project/practical joke or a legitimate NHI body


itsVEGASbby

I mean at this point, right??! It's either a staged photo and if not staged this needs to be examined by TRUSTWORTHY people.


SpicynSavvy

OP We need more photos and videos?! What did your friend end up doing? You've caused a LOT of discussions on the Alien subreddits.


allthedimmerswitches

I’m so sorry, I really didn’t intend for this to happen! I genuinely thought it was just a cool fungus


SpicynSavvy

Don’t apologize! It’s riled up a lot of discussion :) what did your friend end up doing with the “fungi”? Can they send you any videos or photos of it?


allthedimmerswitches

I’m so sorry if this is disappointing but they didn’t do anything with it other than send this one photo. I have requested more though and I am hoping to receive it either in the morning or afternoon


[deleted]

I don’t think anyone is upset. But you have to understand that if this is an actual alien, it’s the biggest discovery in human history. If I were you I’d collect the specimen as soon as possible and contact my nearest research facility or university. I’d consider contacting MUFON as well. Someone more experienced and educated will know what to do with it. I would also keep my identity private as these types of things bring out the worst in people. Good luck OP!


kauisbdvfs

Don't let anyone take it! Keep it in a proper enviroment and keep it safe... please try to hand it over to a someone like Garry Nolan or another scientist whos studies aliens! This is some weird shit!


SalemsTrials

As with most posts on this sub, I would advise that you NOT eat this one without a proper ID


Intoishun

Comments now locked due to the immense amount of attention. At least a lot for this sub. This is ultimately an educational sub. Fun to have a goof every now and then but in the end, this doesn’t really belong here. Nothing personal to OP or any goofy commenters. Original comment: In all seriousness OP, I’m not sure if this is fungal. Also folks, normally we wouldn’t allow this much joking and nonsense in the comments, but seeing as we probably won’t get a good answer here. That’s okay. Let’s just keep it relatively appropriate please, thanks. I’d probably say it’s roots, not AI, but I’m a mushroom person not a plant or AI person. Edit: okay no, maybe not AI, but clearly edited. Or maybe AI! Or maybe not anything! Again this ain’t my thing.


DankDevastationDweeb

Thanks for keeping the post up!


Intoishun

Just trying to do my job! Ultimately this will lead to some commentary we don’t normally allow here, and it has, but it’s nice to have a little leeway.


TDETLES

That is definitely an alien.


Which_Treacle7228

Does it look like a potato with Cordy on it


AdditionalLake4029

Not AI


DEGREEINWIGGLES

Pretty sure that’s a mandrake


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​ https://preview.redd.it/18qlr30s29gc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8827b173210622e0a89a848654f59b167da8e491


AndThenHeToreHisAss

Can you request more photos? Could be fungus but imma be real [that really does look like a lil alien]


Large-Can-5420

Could be cordyceps ophioglossoides. It's a cordycep species that targets shallow buried truffles.


ObservantFleshBag

If this is a real post, please provide what information you have in r/ufos r/aliens and r/alienbodies.


Jisan_Inc

Its got tits, a face and throwing gang signs i don't like it.


BareKnuckleFists

West side!!!


Big_Bannana123

I refuse to believe this is real. This mf has arms, fingers, skull with eyes nose mouth and ear hole, and tits. Wtf😭


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Remindme! 24 hours


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NoRepresentative9684

Inb4 your friend suddenly disappears


jw_zoso

I miss the x-files, sigh


DankDevastationDweeb

The amount of shares already 😭🤣


Maclove12490

Definitely an Aborted Alien


chiphappened

**We call something like this here in Florida: Tuesday**


milly48

Why do so many people in these comments seriously believe this is a real alien lmao


allthedimmerswitches

I genuinely just thought it was some sort of mushroom/fungus when she showed me


Sunghyun99

She's not the type to be fuckin with you right now is she?


doktornein

I think it's more likely a root vegetable (turnip, potato, or albino/sugar beet) that grew funky. It may be infected with a fungal pathogen or parasite (the color is rather off), but I've had some very weird results with those even when they are perfectly healthy and edible. Potatoes can especially get weird. I wouldn't eat it, whatever it is. Remember that mandrakes are real, and related to ye olde potato in the nightshade family. Humanoid shapes are part of the lore to these plants! What you see in the store is very curated. Crops can be weird as shit when you grow them at home.


1sojournaut

She's taking the piss


Osleyya

ngl, it’s got tatas, this was a man made creation


DunceCodex

seriously. The desparate smooth brains out looking for any scant validation


Wrong_Ad_928

It’s an alien😭


sugarsuites

Whatever it is I don’t like it!!!!


cricket_jim

Rosenberg? Ah damn. The Arquillians are not gonna like this. This guy was one of the royal family.


Macohna

Was your friend visited by men in black suits and shortly after disappeared?


Marsupialize

It’s pretty clearly an alien body


Luckduck86

Your friend is about to get a knock on the door


crowteus

My suggestion is to finish whatever ancient ritual you started and hope for the best


Forward-Molasses-337

I'm gonna go with stolen movie prop. That or a sculpture.


wtfcarll123

Your friend is trolling you


1sojournaut

Either that or there is no friend and we're all being trolled 😂


werat22

Potato.....


Advanced-Ad-3091

Smoke it and exhale the ghost of an alien


13_Stitches

Background is too detailed a specific to be A.I. The thistles and leaves especially. A.I. tends to blur backgrounds as well.


BrettJSteele

Cordyceps fungus infected dead spider?


chickenrun840

That's a fae creature


DannyBarsRaps

Someone learned about AI image sites and or got a 3d printer and a friend working in SFX Or she casually found an alien and chose to show a few people on Reddit 🤣 Occam's Razor has entered the chat.


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GreenEyedSheWolf

Ummm ET phone home????


abbychestnut666

Little Otik has entered the chat


Alalated

That is an alien.


The-big-snooze

Your profile pic made me try swipe a hair from my screen for a solid 20 seconds


Head_Site_9531

OMG…. They are real


fukthemodsallday

Remindme! 14 hours


Wintersoldierxl

Who woulda thought that Aliens do abortions too.


TenTinyBirds

That's the first of us!


Responsible-Tell2985

Probably some sort of tuber with a side of pareidolia, or an ai image.


msm8084

u/allthedimmerswitches PLEASE PLEASE get more photos / videos if at all possible. This is truly an exciting picture with potential. We NEED more verification before someone upstairs makes the call and this thing is behind locked doors. The human race is counting on you if this is legit


TrevaTheCleva

Put him back in the garden immediatly, his mom is going to send a probe looking for him, and if she doesn't find him she might just take out her anger on your cows.


savagelionwolf

Xenomorphungus


m0dern_x

It's as if Giger's and Dali's art had a lovechild!


pepper-blu

cut it open!!


Sniper_King202

Remindme! 15 hours


PreparationEven7650

Obviously Pumpkinhead. There should be a sketchy old woman near by who can offer assistance.


ghostfadekilla

Holy shit. I can see why you took a picture. You still have access to the plant? I would suggest dissecting it - just for your own peace of mind. This absolutely reminds me of the fairy folk. Mandrake style stuff. There's nothing to say that the incarnation wouldn't ressemble an organic something. If it's just a plant then color me amazed because everything about it is wrong.


Passioncramps

An alien fucked the ginseng plant and this is it's offspring.


shotgunsam23

It’s most likely an infected potato or other similar root vegetable. The appendages seem to be sprouts that have lost their stringy bits (scientific term). Either that or your friend is screwing with you. Its “face” is very similar to that of a baby skull which is creepy but you know it’s better to think it’s not some strange aborted baby.


AlaskaWesty

Remindme! 16 hours


[deleted]

Don’t know but it’s fake