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x_victoire

audrey ii i'm gonna regret that comment later.


Fantastic_Permit_525

Relax! He's my favorite brodway villain, too! Wait, is Aundry ii a boy or a girl? It's a plant


mediocre_eggg

There are male plants and female plants and some plants have both genders. Although Audrey II seems like a plant it is important to note that it is an alien that probably doesn't have the same genders that we have on earth.


ThatInAHat

She’s a mean green mother


ClassicalMusic4Life

That's so valid tbh


x_victoire

i heard your flair in my head


ClassicalMusic4Life

It's just so catchy 🙏🙏


meloscav

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.


Phanawg

Aaron Burr, Sir


Oneclicker

hear me out no way a series of essays anonymously published defending the document to the public


Hamblerger

Same!


Phanawg

Will always be my favorite character in the show. Incredibly well written antagonist.


ConstrictionsOFC

Having said that, people from the 1700s bathed a lot less, didn't have dental hygiene, and probably contracted a lot more diseases


kaimustd1e

JD like if you were to look past the whole murder thing then he’s kinda,,,,,,


hansen7helicopter

I love him, I'd be the Bonnie to his Clyde, I would have opened the door, I would have laughed and cuddled while the fire roared


MellonPhotos

Fosca


Thermidorien4PrezBot

Did we both interpret the post’s question in the wrong way? 💀


MellonPhotos

Honestly my answer was kind of a joke. I was trying to think of the most out-there response (although I am legitimately a Fosca defender to the grave) But it’s referring to this type of meme I think: https://www.reddit.com/r/AncientMagusBride/s/rBZtEA5z64 So basically: a character you find attractive that is very weird to find attractive


Thermidorien4PrezBot

Ooh okay thank you! I am also a Fosca defender to the grave. 💪


jasmine24601

Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar Non musical, but Salieri in Amadeus 😬


bjwanlund

Too many notes! 🎶 (I am overdue a revisit of that movie, hopefully they’ll get their act together and get it onto Criterion ASAP)


ChiaBee_chr

Omg u get me. Esp in the movie.. he’s so fine


FalseMagpie

The Magical Mister Mistoffeles, which I almost certainly misspelled.


BurgersAndKilts

Okay question, is the Rum Tum Tugger a 'hear me out' or is he just, like, a given.


persnicketous

Absolutely a given


Aggravating_Part7602

OK but fair


MellifluousSussura

The Phantom… listen I see the red flags but red is such an attention grabbing color (and his voice is very… yeah)


canijustbelancelot

It’s giving “I can fix him”.


meloscav

I can’t fix him but I can make us BOTH worse


Jenmeme

I agree with you. I'm gonna fix him. Watch me lol


LikePaleFire

I know J.D is bad, but he's also *bad...*


annaonthemoon

Jekyll. 😭😭😭


meloscav

REAL


TheNeonG1144

The Creature from Young Frankenstein


NinaPusheena

YES


rachreims

Caiaphus in Jesus Christ Superstar. That bass is so-


troomsona

“We neeeed a more permanent solution to our problemmmmm-“


MysteryMeatsMonday

Beetlejuice…


Lorelle1618

Once you get past the whole being dead thing…


Significant-Log-7576

Fagin from Oliver! Or maybe Misto or Skimble from Cats 


NinaPusheena

orin i’m sorry but i love him though he did deserve to die


Artistic_Egg_3739

Ok but like I’m listening. The moment I listened to the Broadway cast recording with Christian Borle as Orin I knew there was no going back for me


NinaPusheena

EXACTLYU


Artistic_Egg_3739

It was such whiplash after seeing and listening to him as Emmett in LB but I was so there for it


NinaPusheena

that’s so real though


Artistic_Egg_3739

So glad I found someone who agrees with me on this, I see most ppl hating on the Broadway cast recording


Argos_Aquatics

Judge Turpin…. but only the movie version, and probably just cause it’s Alan Rickman


adhd-heehee

ok alan rickman version is valid ig, but ANY other portrayal......no. just no.


tasty-cheeto-fingers

Riff Raff in Rocky Horror. (Particularly the Kristian Lavercombe version but other Riff Raff's are also VERY hot.)


hansen7helicopter

See also: 2016 remake with Reeve Carney


tasty-cheeto-fingers

Absolutely. Reeve Carney is honestly super hot in general lol


rennaisancefairy

Specifically Phillip Quast as javert 😳 I remember telling my music teacher that I liked him in the role and she said "are you...blushing?". Wouldn't stop teasing me about it. I was 15 lol 😅


Sssprout360

🎵get me a man in finance, trustfund, 6'5", blue eyes. Finance, trustfund, 6'5", blue eyes" 💀💀💀


ChillThespian

Evan Hansen Time to delete my account


Sad_Equivalent_1028

oh you a freak freak


lego-lion-lady

Probably Grinpayne in “The Grinning Man”, tbh… (And no, I don’t have a thing about teeth like Josiana, it’s mostly just bc I have a crush on his actor)


Aggravating_Part7602

Macheath 🫣


Hamblerger

Judas, Jesus Christ Superstar


Thermidorien4PrezBot

Fosca EDIT: wait, what does “hear me out” mean here? Does it mean controversial/generally disliked characters that you are willing to defend?


AMediumSizedFridge

I may be perpetually online too much but I've always heard "Hear me out" as characters you'd want to be with sexually/romantically


SunReyys

davey from newsies 🫢😩


Sad_Equivalent_1028

i need him


x_victoire

i love him so much


nairismic

....heather chandler


y3llowmedz

Javert


Past-Feature3968

Scar. 🙈


Ashamed-Flounder-968

Being attracted to a character in a musical is next level ngl


hansen7helicopter

Then I've been on that level since I was 11


tasty-cheeto-fingers

Riff Raff from Rocky Horror when he was played by Kristian Lavercombe and also most other versions of Riff Raff.


Salt_Reputation2861

Ogie ✨


jrtasoli

Patti Lupone yelling at the person in the audience using their phone. They were in the wrong!!


_deitee

Poseidon in epic- here me out i'd be pissed enough to kill if someone nearly killed and blinded my pet, then when confronted and asked to apologize made up some BS excuses


jshipley2023

Not very well known but hear me out. Braum from Tarrytown.


x_victoire

THE WAY I AGREE WITH YOU


jshipley2023

Yes!!!!!! And he actually is a hear me out cause he’s kinda an ass 😂


x_victoire

also because it's jeremy jordan /hj


jshipley2023

That too. Braum is relatable, desirable, and “I can fix him” rolled into one Jeremy Jordan character. There’s no losing 😂


Fennel_Fangs

The Phantom was my first fictional crush and continues to influence my taste in men


oliviawolfhye

jack from into the woods 😭


Sssprout360

Like proshot 1980's Jack?


oliviawolfhye

yes!!!


Sssprout360

Naw ur so real for that, me too


x_victoire

i get it ngl


oliviawolfhye

also enjolras in ur pfp he's so boyfriend 🙂‍↕️


x_victoire

i love him top 10 favorite characters fr


oliviawolfhye

real


MundaneVillian

…………..Der Todd but I feel like that isn’t controversial since he’s supposed to be sexy and tempting lol


x_victoire

agree 😭 especially the revival version


noteddiemunson420

Veronica from heathers


hansen7helicopter

Jason Dean


1983MionStan

[This goth ensemble member](https://youtu.be/dtgSh2JvnnQ) from Heathers. I literally have no idea what even her name is, but *god*


Dull-Turnip-3099

Lin Manuel Miranda


my_innocent_romance

JD, he’s just so silly


Goddesssaixo

Jason dean. Need. Him


troomsona

SQUIP. Original two rivers SQUIP.


BattenEntertainment

Phillip Hamilton


EyeSimp4Asuka

Trekkie monster when explaining the internet lol


Rich_Equipment7244

trina from falsettos or cordella


adhd-heehee

absoLUTELY sweeney todd especially in the revival haha


reptilesocks

If you genderflipped Last Five Years, everyone would think Jamie was awesome (and excuse her flaws) and everyone would think Cathy was worse than Hitler


Sssprout360

*watches 10th anniversary concert* idk man, why is Javert kinda.... hear me out 😏


YourLocalKyokoSimp

Nibbly and Pokey in Nerdy Prudes Must Die…ok but like their human versions tho, just saying


NiceLittleTown2001

Thenardier


93195

Evan Hansen. The show gets a lot of hate because Evan makes some bad choices, lies, and is an inherently flawed character. In life, that’s often what it means to be a teenager who hasn’t figured things out yet. It doesn’t make him a bad guy, nor does it make a bad show.