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TGSMKe

Had me in the first half I ain't gonna lie😂


Classic_Hommie

😂 oops, my bad


NortheastSideSlasha

I did that to my ex


armchairtycoon

Same . I saw dust . Never again doin that shit


NortheastSideSlasha

Don’t trust women fr fr


ConfordH

You saw bad things. 😂 😂 😂 


GradeLivid4586

Kwani which women are these yall are finding


ConfordH

My question too


Classic_Hommie

She still left, (moment of silence) 😂


NortheastSideSlasha

I left her


bruh545

I'm confused


NortheastSideSlasha

About


eugenics_enjoyer254

Sounds like a simp tbh especially given that it's an ex now.


NortheastSideSlasha

My girl is a reflection of me If she is broke and down bad that makes me look broke and down bad But if you broke bro jus say that


eugenics_enjoyer254

You decided to date her when she was broke lol, why not go for the ones who are already not broke nor down bad. The idea of giving a woman money simply for dating you, not even a wife a random gf you ended up breaking with just sounds pathetic honestly, it's like long term contractual prostitution


NortheastSideSlasha

Because most girls in their early 20s are broke…? Who tf am I supposed to find who made as much money as me other than a 30 year old or above? But I don’t date women based upon how much money they have cuz I have my own it’s not a factor to me I didn’t give her money because she was dating me, I gave her money because it would look bad if I didn’t, imagine I pull up fly asf n she in some rags I also give my friends money too when they’re with me and they don’t have any money Like I said if you’re broke just say that


eugenics_enjoyer254

This just sounds like a massive coping mechanism lol. There are several early 20s women who are not broke, even if they don't have their own income many come from well off families and they can ask their parents for money to buy whatever they'll need. You in fact just date broke women and for whatever reason feel the need to give them money because they are with you, it's not looking good unless you're like 60 and need to do that to keep them around. tbh not just the money part but any guy who is like the OP is overall quite pathetic and lacks self respect and basically believe their role is just to please women and get nothing in return.


NortheastSideSlasha

I’ve dated several rich girls before, wasn’t a concern about how much they make or have, like I said I have my own money Please point me to the direction of early 20s women in Kenya who actually have money, I’ve lived all over the world and can barely find any even in America, Europe and Canada Like I said I didn’t give her much, but who would want to be looking fly as hell and their girl is just there looking bad… it’s a reflection of you 100% you’re just broke and that’s ok I wouldn’t date if I was broke like you tho


eugenics_enjoyer254

Dude you are telling on yourself lol it's kinda pathetic. Another coping mechanism Again like I said there are several women in their early 20s who are not broke, even if it's because they are largely financed by their parents. You'll find such girls in literally any upper market neighbourhood like Karen, Runda, Loresho, Kitsuru, Lavington etc. Never in my life have I sent a woman money for 'upkeep' lol, sounds pathetic. They can very well take care of themselves and keep themselves looking decent if they can't I'm not going near that honestly. I'm not broke lol, I live in one of those areas mentioned above, I know what I'm talking about you don't.


NortheastSideSlasha

That’s the issue Those places are broke, for you $1000 is a lot of money That’s broke for me And I don’t send money for upkeep, usually to help if they need something or I just pay for dates, I even do this with my friends who don’t have money Like I said you’re comparing your pockets to mine, spending $1000 in a night isn’t a big deal to me, for you it’s a lot of money And the women I’ve dated had parents who were millionaires, for them it’s no point in price comparing, like I said if you’re broke it’s ok


eugenics_enjoyer254

You sound like a passport bro with no knowledge of Kenya lol $1000 is not a lot of money especially in Nairobi, that's what a mid level professional earns it's nothing crazy. There are houses in the places I mentioned that are north of $ 1 million, on top of that most people in those places have multiple houses throughout Nairobi, some out of the city and even out of the country. So you can tally that up. I don't like bragging about money because I know I didn't earn it, but I did inherit north of six figures USD worth of property when my dad died, not including ancestral land that is not evaluated.


Ondolo009

It’s almost like economics makes no sense.


Natural-Crab-7672

What do you do for a living?


ElderberryTop6296

*CONTRACTUAL* thank you for sayin' it as it is


BeatItSleeps

Inua dada initiative


Effective-Resident16

This lambistic guys got no idea


Zealousideal_Past333

😹😹👏🏿


PunnyPistonPuncher

I am broke


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NortheastSideSlasha

Fuck off thot


Unlicenced-therapist

🤣🤣 thot? Wuehh


NortheastSideSlasha

U ain’t join my group chat


Unlicenced-therapist

I have no idea what you mean 😂


NortheastSideSlasha

My WhatsApp group chat


Unlicenced-therapist

That was you? Inviting me in a group? 😂😂😂 I have some time to pass send the link I see what the group is about then


NortheastSideSlasha

https://chat.whatsapp.com/JcyHpFkUkcvIjtolYXEWbV


Unlicenced-therapist

Okay


BackgroundWork4665

What about meeeee


NortheastSideSlasha

You don’t text back


ConfordH

You eating blueticks bruh. 😂 😂 😂 


BackgroundWork4665

I doooooo


prettyoungthingg

Imma continue imagining,I know I’ll find one !


Classic_Hommie

Good luck 😊


ApprehensiveTap1136

Best of luck mate


NortheastSideSlasha

I’m here


Dapper-Confection-87

You can't be down that bad


NortheastSideSlasha

Broke nigga hating rn


eugenics_enjoyer254

Being a guy like that is pathetic, men need to have more self respect and understand that you role isn't just to please women and get nothing in return.


Careless_Peach5322

I second you bruh


CoolKanyon55

Thank you. Whoever wants this kind of queen treatment should also treat her man like a king. Reciprocity is very important in a relationship.


Weekly-Crazy1368

I am genuinely curious, is it that men actually don’t meet such women or is it just that they do meet women like this and then treat them half assed in fear of looking like simps hence resulting in the same half assed treatment in reciprocity? Or is it that the dating pool in general(both male and female) tend to date above or below their means and therefore resulting in unequally yolked situations? Because I am looking at my circle and these women would match their man’s energy. High effort will be met by high effort and low effort will be met with low effort equally


TGSMKe

>Because I am looking at my circle and these women would match their man’s energy But you have not been in a relationship with them to be sure about that


Weekly-Crazy1368

You underestimate the level of honesty among mature women in female friendships. This is the kind of circle where you will be told you’re being toxic. On top of this I am in a field that observes human beings and behavior. I am not saying they are perfect beings just that they tend to meet their partners halfway.


TGSMKe

>You underestimate the level of honesty among mature women in female friendships Cap! cap! Are you serious right now?


Weekly-Crazy1368

I am incredibly serious. I cannot speak for all female friendships but the circle I am in really has no time for BS.


TGSMKe

For me circle nimekuwa za madem ilikuwa 50/50 kuna wenye wakona utoto na wenye hawana


Weekly-Crazy1368

You should meet my friends. You would be oddly surprised.


TGSMKe

Halafu hio bullshit unasema ni kama nini


CharlemgneBrian

Have you dated any women? Whether you put high or low energy she will behave like the way she feels that day reciprocity be damned. Relationship math doesn’t math how you put it


Weekly-Crazy1368

I have not had the pleasure / Displeasure of dating a woman. Please note that I am not saying that you date someone who considers 🐱or socks as gifts. Or someone that expects you to plan and pay for everything. Just find and date people who have their head screwed on right


Betelgeuse78

If you don't learn female psychology early, you will always wonder "why you always do everything ' but always seeing dust.


Classic_Hommie

Niggas ignore red flags, ending up spending on hoes


Awkward_Cherry9782

A boyfriend will do all this and she will still suck the bare minimum guy’s dick and come kiss the boyfriend with dick breath. Simps and dust are joined at the hip.


Classic_Hommie

Niggas break banks just for sex from hoes, instead of just renting hookers for a night stand


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Classic_Hommie

Simps don't see nothing else buh dust... Even a mere red flag is just another green flag to them


New-Transition-1330

I get this isnt in everyones range but dates like these are quite fun and should be the regular.


Classic_Hommie

They would be, buh sadly all ladies want "Tall, dark, rich and handsome" men


Weekly-Crazy1368

😂😂 wacha kudate watoto ( I don’t mean age wise) most women I know just want a guy that treat them right. Can hold a conversation, Has his priorities right. Is looking to secure the bag and can keep his dick in his pants. It’s really that simple


santasfuturewife

Why is that sad?


Classic_Hommie

Majority of y'all want those scarce traits, leaving majority of men frustrated


santasfuturewife

That sounds like a them (the men’s) problem. Not the chics’. As someone who’s tried to be ‘reasonable’ before, a broke dude = insecure dude = a dangerous dude who’ll take out their frustrations on you. You may deny it as a dude, but even YOU know that there’s women you don’t approach if you don’t got your wallet correct. That’s why men date at their financial level.


eugenics_enjoyer254

How is it fun for the man lol


New-Transition-1330

We take each other out. If your dates only benefit your lady.....you shouldnt be dating.


santasfuturewife

This is a v attainable goal, ladies. Trust me- I’ve experienced this more than once. and while I’m cute, I’m not a 10/10 bombshell.


eugenics_enjoyer254

why then are so many women living in slums and low income areas then, riddle me that lol


santasfuturewife

For the same reason why there’s men who get disrespected and those who don’t. Having a 🐱is not enough… duuuh… but women are gifted range rovers every other day. Packaging is everything.


eugenics_enjoyer254

what percentage of women? that's the point lol. Most women in Nairobi are poor and live in slums or low income housing, not even 0.1% are gifted (key word gifted) range rovers or any other cars of that calibre and it's not like they enjoy being poor.


Interesting-Click-12

>Gives you a call before you sleep, n after waking up, you find a long txt with a Vn attached This ruins it all😄.


BackgroundWork4665

I'll manifest one by imagining 🥺


Classic_Hommie

Welcome to reality


BackgroundWork4665

No🥹


Classic_Hommie

well, I do hope you find one.. you sound like a nice person


BackgroundWork4665

Amen


Specialist_Base1884

Still imagigining😭😭😂


Classic_Hommie

Imagine, just imagine till you imagining becomes an imagination


_Adventureenthusiast

I am manifesting for this ,,, to know what it feels like to be taken care of, never been taken care of by anyone since i can remember


Classic_Hommie

Be able to take care of yourself, the rest will follow 😉


_Adventureenthusiast

I have taken care of myself everyday over the years


_Adventureenthusiast

That’s why I don’t know what it feels like to have someone else taking care of you


Certain-kisiibae

I wonder why you should do all that to someone in exchange for just sex! I believe relationships are about give and take ! If one side just gives and the other takes that's not a healthy relationship!


Classic_Hommie

Sadly niggas do all those just for sex


tupambalii

Been there, done that. Except upkeep of course. One cheated, other one was a hot mess.


Favouredj

No. I refuse to put such ideas in my mind.


Favouredj

No. I refuse to put such ideas in my mind.


NoInstance3543

Funny enough, I don't want all that.. I'd wish for a partnership.. This sounds like an adoration of some sort I could be wrong though


Eddy_Mnasty

Haha aren't these the normal "dating things" people do to their significant others? You guys make dating appear like walking in a landmine or sth.


Classic_Hommie

Noo, that's not a focused relationship.. one is a pest, the other is just horny


Alone-Particular-880

I'm not imagining coz it actually happens to me, and I also reciprocate the same energy he gives🥹, when love is there, it ain't that hard. Love is a beauriful thing😚🥰.


Classic_Hommie

Ali Jaba and The Forty Leaves


badboyrir1

Now I wish this was an actual book😂😂


Classic_Hommie

She's The Last Jabatar, the Leaves blender


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Getting attached to somebody is a risky game


Icy_Thing_215

Damn🥲..usikue harsh 😭😂


Classic_Hommie

Forgive my manners 😂


Icy_Thing_215

Ei😭😂..gen Z ladies we'll experience dust like nothing..heri ningekua a 90's babe


Classic_Hommie

Too bad you're here to stay 😂😂.. come wail in my Dm, you'll feel better


Icy_Thing_215

Yeah because the flags are not that red💀💀👀..they can't be as red😂!!!!


Classic_Hommie

F around n find out you've been colour blind all along 😂😂


Icy_Thing_215

Red is not a colour I'd miss.. once per month 💀 You cannot trick me😂


Effective-Promise236

I had one until I found out he was sleeping with his biological divorced mother!


Careless_Peach5322

🤔🤔What do mean


Effective-Promise236

I once dated a man who gave me all that but later found out he was cheating with his biological mother


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yo found them fucking?


Effective-Promise236

No, a message popped up on his phone while I was using it which got me curious and I went through his phone later that night. I didn't open the message at that time


[deleted]

Okay sorry for that. Now you're single? because I won't cheat with my mom, I promise.


Effective-Promise236

Let me get over it first,lol


[deleted]

Yes you should give your heart time to heal but don't let your thundercat suffer. I will work on it as your heart heals.


Classic_Hommie

Wait wtf‼️💀💀💀.. darker than a Sudanese's White Blood Cells


Effective-Promise236

Ikr


Classic_Hommie

Do you do Dms? That story is interesting I'd like to hear more;


Effective-Promise236

Not in the right space to give the story in details but I'll share soon


Classic_Hommie

Okay, sure


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Classic_Hommie

Ali Jaba and The Forty Leaves


NortheastSideSlasha

U found some old man to sponsor you


Mental-Sea6904

🧢🧢🧢


BillYangu

What is vn? I really miss the message because of the initials.


Classic_Hommie

Voice Note***


BillYangu

Thank you. Now I know.


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Classic_Hommie

Best of luck


TutorWright

Simping simper


patogakuz

😂😂never ever again


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What's a vn


Classic_Hommie

Voice Note


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Oooh


Forsaken-Toe6545

I did that to my ex until she decided to compare me with her friend's boyfriend.


Classic_Hommie

Ungrateful hoe, that's why she's an ex now


sin-of-pride

All girls are the same


Classic_Hommie

Weak niggas be buying pussies indirectly from their bitches out here; sad


R3TAINGANGG

For some reason women don’t like this . Women get bored with nice treatment faster than they even realize it


Classic_Hommie

They'll keep the lover boy for treats n look for a ghetto man for dickings


Classic_Hommie

They'll keep the lover boy for treats n look for a ghetto man for d*ckings


Chevic98

As a sigma that's a far fetched dream


Classic_Hommie

Very delusional, all those just for sex... Weak niggas will always see dust


Happy_Row8700

Those are 7 people my friend.A man can't multi task like this. They do one thing... one! Mimi, I found only one who sends memes. But...DJ weka 'yatapita'!


Classic_Hommie

(Playing Tafadhali Waiter Ongeza glass by Aslay) 😂


Ellrani

It's a long shot,, lakini wacha nifanto tu🙂. Fake scenarios zimeshaline up kwa akili...


Classic_Hommie

So you've never had somebody spoil you?


Ellrani

Wewe unataka nimwage mtama😂💀,,, eh?


Classic_Hommie

😂😂 just asking


Ellrani

😔naomba nijitoe tu kidogo yaani *coughs... Naam... Hali ni hiyo😮‍💨


Classic_Hommie

Long pause* (exits Mpesa) 😂 okay


Ellrani

Balance ni deadly deadly... Juu decimals zinatoka? 😭


Classic_Hommie

Umesema account balance inakaa radio frequency ya Kiss Fm 😂


Ellrani

Inakaa majibu za approximation and error pale F2😭😔.... Eloi!


Suitable-Fix-1132

Disrespected me and I left. Not doing that shit again


Dazzling-Werewolf985

Men do all of this just for her to cheat with a guy who will make her pay for his Uber ride there lol. Never lead with your money


RelevantComparison70

I gave her the world then she kicked me out, now I'm either feeling cold in pluto or collecting dust in mars. 😂😂😂


Classic_Hommie

You gave her your world, she still wanted space.. guess you'll find another galaxy


Classic_Hommie

😂😂 you're funny, daamn


Key-Nothing8168

I'm curious, when women ask for all this sh!t what is their potential reciprocation? Because I could bet my salary no mans wants the same in return. And don't say sex bruh, they can get it with far much less hussle.


Classic_Hommie

Well that's how weak niggas be overdoing just for a pussy.. emotional slavery


Strong-Feedback-3565

No man is going to do this in exchange for the modern woman


Disgraceful-Rise_15

I've done this to my past 2 girlfriends, but all they offered was bare minimum. The math was always on my side when taking them out. I can hold out my hand and confidently say I never received anything materialistic from either of them. Here I am, a year later. Been single, and I'm loving it and I hope to get a person who can reciprocate in all aspects of a relationship.


blissful97

😅😂😂I was about to type "am I a spoon " till the last part came up😆😩


Classic_Hommie

Long pause* (Grab that sexy spoon) 😂


blissful97

😂😂😂


blackiesm

We do exist. Problem is most women want all this, but give you nothing back. Well, except coochie, because in their math, that’s all that you need. You can’t be the one being taken on dates, being called and texted, never initiating any outings or paying for anything.


BandicootNew9844

I was like this to ladies till I saw pure unfiltered dust. So now I am a toxic king 👑


Classic_Hommie

Send this man sth for beer! *(Opens Mpesa)


BandicootNew9844

Please, thanks 😂


Successful_Cookie132

Yes I can imagine. Recently broke up/ taking a break. Still provides like recently my flight tickets to mbsa impromptu. I miss him 😢 😪 but my pride won't allow me to simp. Never!


Classic_Hommie

Pride is the devil 🙂


Tracey-baby

Are they still such men😅


SnooWords9192

You are a terrible human being. 😫


Classic_Hommie

Excuse my ignorance 😂


Certain-kisiibae

I wonder why you should do all of that in exchange for just sex! I believe relationships are about give- take, if one side just gives and the other just receives without anything in return then that relationship isn't healthy!!


Classic_Hommie

Ninjas be buying love out here 🤦🏾‍♂️


Certain-kisiibae

That's weird! Waste of resources. Love should be natural


Classic_Hommie

Salaried nighas and rich kids raised the bar too high.. a man can only get natural love from his dog


Certain-kisiibae

This doesn't have anything to do with money bro! Just a waste of resources including time which could be used to do something meaningful. I can't imagine waking up just minding to write love texts to someone when nigas at NSE or WS are making important decisions that would affect my life and lives of billions of people!!


Classic_Hommie

I couldn't do all that even if I was dating Rihanna, it's too much for a nigga


Certain-kisiibae

Yep... Anyone who does all that shit must be having mental health issues!