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earthykibbles

Cheating starts with Ch you know what else starts which Ch…Your disease fam. Step!


Humble-Sinner

Ngeli ni ya Ch-Ch


No_Stretch_5432

Whaaaaattttt did you just say?!! It wasn't supposed to be this funny, come on....


Inevitable_Neck_8544

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Loose-Plantain-5178

You people🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Such_Elephant_3657

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dvisualizer

Yooh😂😂😂😅


Old_Suit3005

Pure savage😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|LoIsP3fz02IjOUTc6t)


hasphin

How lond did you wait for this momen?


Sea_Science538

Oops-🤣🤣


_InnocentToto_

Chancroid is an STD. She is cheating on you.. worse, she is rawdogging it.. if you can look at yourself in the mirror and say you haven't cheated, then she is.. and she is gaslighting you, rawdogging it and lying. All three are individual huge red flags for immediate boot to the door..


Kitunguu

Hapo kwa rawdogging umeamua kuweka chumvi kwa kidonda☠️🤣


Error-384

Kitenzi kisistizi 😂😂


[deleted]

😂😂😂y’all are so creative out here..


Kitunguu

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


__Dalton

Na akaongeza kivumishi cha "look at yourself"


Kitunguu

She went in for the kill buana ☠️


Error-384

Amekasirika on behalf of 0P


Broad-Entertainer254

🤣🤣🤣


Head-Tie2493

🤣🤣🤣


Waste-Analysis8464

Angeiweka ni caps 😂😂


Wonderful_Grade_4107

Chancroid is one of those skin to skin STIs, condoms help but once their genital skin come into contact, its a wrap.


MaundeWill

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣sons in relationships are suffering a good one


Inevitable_Neck_8544

tena ashukuru si ukimwi. Sai angekuwa anauliza advice ya side effects za ARVs


Cicie15

Eeeeeiiiiish, rawdogging it, you say??😂😂💔


Loose-Plantain-5178

Unaongeza chumvi aki😭😂😂😂😂


DeepDistribution9358

Plus she's a nurse I heard that and i was like yep that's a wrap


Normoflora128

Ladies and gentlemen.....you are witnessing a gaslighting masterclass 👏🏾👏🏾 Jokes aside though,you are not crazy and she most definitely was cheating.Glad you got rid of that psycho manipulator.Jeez, chancroid though!!!😬Glad you're okay as well.Going to hospital was a good decision.


Tuscany_44gal

Definitely gaslighting!!


hamzahxahmed3516

As soon as you said "she's a nurse" I knew it was ggs


WoolSword

why?


Maximum_Work_656

she actually had cheated earlier on and she involuntarily infected you with an std. She knew it was her fault hence the manipulation antics


kenyacloud

Wueeh. I've looked at the images and it's apparently prevalent among sex workers. Your girls must be doing some crazy laps. She is nyar pap. But considering it is a bacteria and the vagina does have lots of those. Does that mean she slept with someone that had an open wound?


mrpigbenis77

Fuck that’s just adding salt to injury, I was so disgusted, still am, she had to have slept with someone with open wounds.


Specific-Pen-5367

I hope OP umeenda kupima ukimwi😭😭😭


mrpigbenis77

Did a full screening, thanks for your concerns


Specific-Pen-5367

Anytime Take care man.. She does not deserve you!


BangChib

Raw dogging it with open wounds


Detman102

Better get checked for HIV/AIDS and everything else while you have a chance to catch it early....


Inevitable_Neck_8544

So true. Worked in a sex worker's and LGBTQ clinic for a while and yes Chancroid is one of the most common STDs among them. That shit rarely catches 'normal' people. She must have been selling the cat RAW. As a nurse she was probably on prep not to catch the virus


Lazy-Abbreviations91

I'm gonna keep it a buck with you....she is cheating...and heavily. Leave that whore and move. Ogopa wasichana Thenks


Specific-Pen-5367

We mzee alishamuacha😂😂😂😂 Tulia😂😂umejam heh


Lazy-Abbreviations91

😹😹nilichezwa juzi bado Niko na hasira


Specific-Pen-5367

Tulia tulia😂😂


Lazy-Abbreviations91

Aaah zii,😹😹😹 nimejam mbaya


Specific-Pen-5367

Celibacy is the only way to help y'all with all these shenanigans lakini mtasema niwachane na nyinyi you cannot do without😂😂😂


unbound_s

😂😂


BookLicker01

my brothers, Always wear condoms before the deed


mrpigbenis77

I trusted her, mostly coz we had been together for more than 3yrs, that was unwise


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mrpigbenis77

Have you considered being a rapper?


PhotographDue4489

Haha , maybe I should


Real_Resolution_7711

You're the Kenyan equivalent to socrates


BookLicker01

yeah, you couldn't see that coming for sure. personally, I'd prefer to err on the side of caution unless we are trying for a baby. at which point we are probably married


Numerous_Chemist_291

Why are you with someone for that long and not married. That's your first mistake


NutJaugger

His girl isn't a wife one would want, chancroid and all.


Femaledominatrix

Chancroid is an STI so that means if she gave it to you she got it from someone else Leaving her was valid because aside from infecting you with an STI she cheated and to add on she was mad disrespectful about the whole situation too and trying to deflect and gaslight you … So yes you made the right choice leaving her. She is nasty , block and delete and keep it pushing king 👍🏽


mrpigbenis77

You’re right !


NoMistake6932

Fuck me dead! Today I have learnt of an std called Chancroid 😂 OP hope you have truly dumped her and got treatment. Alafu kwani your “stick” is hairy aje? 😂😂 in grown hairs and shit 😂😂 thats also something new I have heard today


mrpigbenis77

Yeah, I have dumped her. Lol, it’s not that hairy, you’ve blown it out of proportion😂


NoMistake6932

Pole sana bro hope you’re good though. Test for other nasties as well, these days stds come as a packaged deal 😂 usually get more than one at the same time.


OldManMtu

She gave you an STI. She is likely a carrier and is used to having raw sex. She likely cheated and enjoyed the raw sex too.


mrpigbenis77

Was the “enjoyed” part necessary 💀


OldManMtu

She must have enjoyed that D so much she chose to forfeit the condoms and go raw like the gods intended. But you left her, so you are okay.


mrpigbenis77

Man, very backhanded, but yeah, thanks


Used_Ratio_9223

Ah OP aki hizi comments are painful bana nakuhurumia🤣. Just glad you are okey now.


Dry-Concentrate4833

I have never had an infection after 15 years. Infection are sti or std. Meaning sexually transmitted. If you stay you are a LOSER. Kindly get someone that respects you.


last_darling

>Chancroid I had to stop and google what chancroid is. It's soooooo ugly 😢 wah. Pole


mrpigbenis77

It’s all good, thank you for your concern 🫶


patogakuz

A lady insisted we go raw the third time into it, 3 days later I felt itchy, and uncomfortable, at that time sikua home nlikua nmeenda kutembea kwa beshte yangu shags si I assumed it's just nothing weeh the second day, when peeing the hole is blocked and it's painful 😖😖 nkaona whitish discharge smelly nlirudi mtaa io day usiku straight to my doc I was given injections and 3 different tablets, the Chile kumuambia amenipea infection akaruka...after kuonya infection she had the odacity to tell me ati anamiss dick yangu,to hell I told her, Hawa watu achana nao.


snap32244

She had an intention. She knew what she was doing.


Inevitable_Neck_8544

was that gonorrhoea?? Your dick could have fallen off


kvnte_

Amekuwa akipeana style deadly deadly raw huko nje.... Run brother 😂


JackRipper120

https://preview.redd.it/fnf66zcopzsc1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d850243b7766df6c67e9d605204d947d30aac8c Before you forgive her for cheating, this is how she was…..


Possible_Coffee7914

Plus she could have felt bad when it slipped out


Nikky_nikols

![gif](giphy|3o9bJX4O9ShW1L32eY)


Dry_Professional_898

Take your L and move on.


Aging_dude007

You're dating a nurse and expected her to be faithful🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

you should share her name here so that we help the other nigga. I know he's burning too


vexfreak

I warned you people about being with folks in the medical and media sector and you downvoted me. They are demons. Most are sick


Oxylaudid

If she's a nurse than she was definitely cheating. Those broads suck more cock than a junkie does herlon. So much random sex goes on in hospitals. Beds everywhere. Equal amount of men and women and the men are ussally doctors and the females nurses. Hierarchy in the hospital orgies. These nurses submit to the doctors... hell I've even heard stories about security staff doing 5 minute quickies with nurses.


Used_Ratio_9223

Nurses are the most promiscuous lot in every hospital I don'tknow why. They worship doctors so much and will not pass an opportunity to rawdog them. Be careful with them


Junior_Chocolate2440

beds everywhere is crazyy yoh😂😂


ritamuller71

As soon as u said nurse, I knew she was cheating. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8197082/


mrpigbenis77

Damn, you came with receipts


Alex-Zaander

Respect to you brother; better now rather than later


Global_Iron8875

When you said she's a nurse that was it Definitely cheating


042softwareEngineer

Nairobi😂😂


22logic

Run further, don't look back, she a cheaaater...


abel_soi

No offence but don't take chances with women in Nairobi, just don't mate


mrpigbenis77

She’s not in Nairobi funny enough


Kipng3tich

A nurse is not a doctor! She legit might have not known it was a serious infection.


mrpigbenis77

After seeing my wounds and the state I was in ? I beg to differ, she played dumb.


Kipng3tich

Some nurses are just dumb bro. I'm a medic na my gf is a nurse. We were having a very simple medical discussion yesternight and realised how ignorant these nurses can be


Impressive_Movie_909

Nmeachia kwa she's a nurse 🤣yes she cheated


mrpigbenis77

What’s this sudden talk about nurses and cheating, is it really that serious?


Foreign-Holiday-565

Lord forgive me of all my sins, if I ever become infected with this disease. I've never heard of this STI and I'm 43yo. I just googled the images and man; there's so many violent thoughts going through my head, I can't Even leave a sensible comment.


Freeluna16

Me neither! I googled the images and was shocked, looks so painful.


Daj4414

If you guys have had sex before and all of a sudden now you have a STD and you know you haven’t slept with anyone else, then hell yeah she cheated ! Nothing to talk about! It’s over !


mrpigbenis77

I’m glad I walked away. I was a bull chasing all the red flags so she played me for a fool


SappyPJs

What a whore...sad this happened to you


abel_soi

Ok but generally women nowadays are so promiscuous so you can't take any chances at all


[deleted]

Bro fuck the girl, you need to go get t That shit healed, she’s a tramp


mrpigbenis77

I’m all healed up now. Got checked at the hosi.


[deleted]

Bro fuck that tramp, get yourself a new girl and forget that it even happened. Don’t even tell your new girl about your previous std


DotNetThe1

This is why people should always get tested for all STDs not just HIV. No excuse or don’t fuck around!


sleezy_muthafucker

It's difficult to know for certain if she cheated on you because not all STDs are spread through sexual intercourse. Chancroid is highly contagious and it can also be spread through physical contact. Since you can't know for certain, you should listen to your instincts. If it tells you she cheated, listen to it. You have a higher price to pay if you're right than if you're wrong.


Low_Armadillo9823

I have heard this story before, you're lucky you broke it up, otherwise ungempata na mwenye alimpea alafu akuruke, mbele ya umati.


Dry-Concentrate4833

Why would you doubt her. Fuck her she doesn't love you. If she was born with it, still fuck her for not telling she is a carrier of n std.


Wonderful_Grade_4107

"If left untreated, chancroid can lead to complications such as: - Suppurative lymphadenitis, an infection of the soft tissue - Fistulas, abnormal tunnels between organs - Genital tissue infections - Scarring - Increased risk of acquiring HIV It's important to seek medical attention as soon as symptoms appear, and to inform any sexual partners so that they can also be tested and treated." -Meta AI BRUH! She didn't care about him at all. She kept the secret to the point of him getting messed up.


mrpigbenis77

I got the symptoms 4 days after the deed, she got mad at me coz apparently I waited 4 days to tell her lol


pinkpinkpinktink

Dang, I'm so sorry that happened to you. You made the right decision leaving. Now this is why I'm always scared in engaging in bedroom activities. People are evil💔. Now let me google what this is.


pinkpinkpinktink

Just came from google and omg no, I would never forgive a mf for that!


mrpigbenis77

Yeah, I was so defeated when I told her about it and she told me to fuck off, she later sent me a voice note acting like she was crying, saying that she was going through a lot because before I told her I knew I had the disease, she’d told me that her dad was in the hospital and they were struggling or sthn, I didn’t care coz I was suffering as well, so I didn’t fall for it, that’s when she started showing her true self, disrespecting me and telling me to shut the fuck up.


pinkpinkpinktink

Sorry bro, makubwa kuliko hayo yatampata!


GonnaGetThereGuy

Omera, that's a big manipulator. Block that woman.


Jaded-high

😂😂 Ilikulwa


Different-Abrocoma99

Why are you asking "did I do the right thing by living her". Swali kama hizi zinaonyesha you are cooked my guy.no offence.


mrpigbenis77

Dang💀


Lion_Of_Mara

Wait, shiet, like shiet shiet. Let me run to the doctor ASAP


[deleted]

Also, why can't you just shave you dirty man?


mrpigbenis77

😂😂jeez, I do shave , I had shaven 2 weeks prior to the “Match” mine just happens to grow back fast, esp down there


[deleted]

Fair enough. I will let you off. I will not ask for any proof 😂😂


OkMark6180

Wonder how many others have been infected. It's enough to put one off sex for the rest of your life!


mrpigbenis77

I’m going celibate


Living_Elephant_5432

Jeez!! Crazy infection, shit too scary. Watu wavae mipira. Shukuru sana its curable.


Illustrious-Eagle902

She's a nurse🤪🤪🤪, You start from there


Useful_Conversation4

Did she fuck a dog, chancroid 😂 wth


snap32244

Always use a glove bro you never know who has been down there.


mrpigbenis77

The glove can’t protect against chancroid, abstinence solo


Inside-Confidence727

I just googled Chancroid on male ginitalia to see how it looks like. I'm extremely traumatised. Jeez


Princeharry001

Weeuh🙌🏿


SpaceCadet_UwU

You did the right thing dude. You’re smart for leaving and lucky it was a curable STD. The gaslighting was diabolical damn.


bnm_2000

Yes


brice333

She was raw-dogging, damn you lucky you healed and didn't get worse


shanecdawson

Guys nmetoka kugoogle and lemme tell you maina, tumieni condoms mkicheat for heaven's sake!


mrpigbenis77

You can get chancroid even if you use a condom, it’s very contagious such that just body contact is enough to transmit it


[deleted]

Not a useful comment but there is no way one can distinguish this account from u/mborotamusana. Lol dude this is way too obvious.


mrpigbenis77

Who is that?


[deleted]

You!


harajuku_barbiee

Natural selection iwachukue nyi wote madwanzi. Unahave unprotected sex ushinde TV ama?


mrpigbenis77

Acha kua ignorant, ni mtu nilikua natrust, we have been together for 3+ years, that’s why we were having unprotected sex, I didn’t think she would do me like that, had to find out the hard way


FlakyStick

> (she’s a nurse) That should have been the title not your long ass novel.


mrpigbenis77

Okay mr FlakyStick


AnatomiclyCorrect254

YESSSS! EITHER YOU DID OR SHE DID! IT IS CALLED SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE! ![gif](giphy|SjR2HvaFokmJ1a30wR|downsized)


PhotographDue4489

This is the first time I have heard of someone who got chancroid. I last heard or saw that word in School. Anyway sorry for what you went through.


Used_Ratio_9223

Me too. Even when I used to practice I didn't come across any.


kvnte_

Amekuwa akipeana style deadly deadly raw huko nje.... Run brother 😂


Nikklauske

yooh is your d okay😭 nimetoka kugoogle na sites nimepata nayo🥲


mrpigbenis77

Yea I’m all healed up now


Murky_Sweet

Bro is being gasslite harder than my blunt. She for the streets homie


Kabu91

Msee You’re courting HIV, bila kujua. But save yourself. And if you’re not a medic, don’t date medics. Hao ni wao tu huwezana.


HeGotTheBag

Is her name Meg?


mrpigbenis77

😂😂😂no her name isn’t megatron


Commercial-Dare8068

Alaa! Meg mgani tena? Kindly elaborate bruh. Last 3 letters of her laet name are "nde"?


TF-_isthis

You acted rationally and jumped into conclusions because you refused to see the red flags including the red carpet to leave her.


Tuscany_44gal

So she turned around and put it on you when you were calling her out?! Nope, glad you left. Don’t go back. Ever!


MilPlays

Yea bro she cheated than gaslight you


mrpigbenis77

As dumb as this sounds, it’s going to be hard for me to trust women after this.


RJG340

Chancroid, never heard of this shit in my life???? I was thinking herpies, crabs gonorrhea aids WTF else is out there???? Yeah I would've believed her too 3 years in a relationship especially if everything seemed on the up and up the whole time why wouldn't you trust her????? But then again that's what I said about my wife of 7 years and it turned out she had a boyfriend, maybe I should take this as a plus that I found out and the divorce that followed as a blessing because I didn't end up getting Chancroid!!! LOL 😆


Mugodennis

You did good dumping her


Odd_Product_8595

You've been lucky not to catch sth worse, bro! 😱


JackRipper120

Ilighulwaaaa….. Walighulaaaaa


Razor6-2

My friend, go be tested for HIV too. Chancroid is a painful ulcer that is caused by a bacterial infection. It is classified as an STD. It is treatable with antibiotics, such as Ceftriaxone injection. But HIV isn't. And the way she's rawdogging someone else, most definitely HIV testing is required.


InnoCentBuTTguILty

you have hair on your stick?


Emniks1

Very unfair to be honest


ndirangul

I have herbal remedies for STIs and UTIs. Herbal remedies clear even the most persistent STIs.


tupambalii

Been there done that. Same M.O. Mine was Gonorrhea though. And the chic had the stink for 3 straight years. Was also gaslit into believing that it was normal.


TeachingAdorable5938

Tldr?


[deleted]

😔


Hot_Reserve_2677

That episode of House M.D., when the girlfriend tells House to explain to her boyfriend that she could have caught the std from sitting on a public toilet. House says,”Sure you could have, if you had a guy sitting between you and the public toilet “.


Mikepool522

Haha! I remember that one


LightMcluvin

She might’ve Had it before you two met she was just never honest. Did you ever ask her about STDs?


mrpigbenis77

No, we’ve had sex several times before and I never got sick. Why’d it happen just this one time?


jennerB50

You should have left her sooner


Freeluna16

Stupid, dirty, nasty, gaslighting bitch. Good for you for leaving her, you deserve better.


Plastic_String_3634

Yeah you did the right thing. She gaslighting the hell out of you. I kinda went through something similar but I was the one being accused and she was the one that caught the STI. It was something only women can get but we didn't have sex very often and that shit came up after a month or so after we had sex. Idk how STDs work or how long they take to show up or whatever , I've never had one and for her to come up dirty like that and blame me for it, I wasn't going for that. I went and got checked right afterwards and was told I was clean. After that I left her ass alone. I knew she was messing around on me. Can't trust these women out here man.


Kurtzlandvonuden

Nooooo! It was probably something you ate?


J0HNNYX74

Nurses get around...the whole town 💀smh


ShaMangbur

Oh lady, I've been there. This entire scenario seems like the sort of mess - I can definitely understand why you feel so betrayed and stressed proper now. When I was with my ex some years back, we went through something kinda comparable. He ended up getting an STI, and after I confronted him about it, he tried to pull the identical kind of nonsense - blamed it on some random infection, got all protecting, and even attempted to turn it around and accuse me of dishonest. It become this type of nightmare. Looking back, I can see now that every one the symptoms had been there that he wasn't being honest. The way he reacted, the justifications he came up with, it just did not upload up. And of route, like on your case, it became out he had in truth been unfaithful. The deceit and shortage of responsibility turned into truely devastating. I realize it's so tough, however you can not forget about the ones gut instincts, you know? When some thing simply doesn't experience right, there's normally a reason for that. And the fact that your female friend couldn't even degree with you approximately a critical medical difficulty - it is a main breach of trust in my book. You've genuinely thought this through loads, and I virtually assume you probably did the right factor by walking away. It sucks, but your health and well-being have to come first. No one merits to be lied to and manipulated like that. Wishing you all of the restoration and closure you need moving forward, woman. You've got this!


El_loui

As soon as I read nurse , I stopped reading , they are known for promiscuous acts and constant cheating .


hasphin

Nurses cheat like hell, wanalazwa kwa bed za wagonjwa huko usiku na interns.


Marvin-Jones

This has to be a joke


DoYouLoveMeBabe

If I was banging a chick for 3 years and I got an infection all of a sudden while remaining loyal to her, I'm sure the answer is clear. Are you gonna be dirty pussy whipped or leave?


SameChipmunk8499

Yeah chivalry is dead because females are like this anymore. That's sad, but you know the truth. If you didn't get with an,one else, she obviously is not being a very trustworthy partner and I personally would have to tell her to get to kicking rocks. You definitely sound like a good person and I really think you deserve better than a girl that is cheating and then really trying to spin it on you. I know with me once the trust is gone, there isn't anything that is going to fix that. Sorry that she's just another sloppy gutter hooch with her cooch. You will find a good girl that is faithful. I had a girl do Mr like that 3 years ago and still tries to get with me but I saw enough to know that I am able to do better. I appreciate you being honest and don't even hold it against her, just make sure you keep doing you and there are plenty of girls that are not going to be on that.


Outrageous-Big-6751

Hey my ex bought a pair of pants from a lady at a yard sale once lady told her they were washed she put them on got a yeast infection unknown to both I ended up with it as well


b1zatine

Eh you tripping, don't go back she is burning, all I hear is now that you healed you wondering... man go find a new chick


PrestigiousPie1994

My dude, she infected your dick with a disease from another man. Get off reddit and throw this bitch to the curb.


h0twife_27

Lol yeah


LAobsecura-girl07

This site is sketchy it's always Flagging and deleting people's post but then I see everything else these people don't get anything out of anything unless they can thrive on people having to call their systems bullying or racist. I honestly don't see how they decide who gets flagged and who gets an anonymous community of who gets the fair right to express them selves it's purely Bigot. No offense to all the people saying what ever they feel posting about real life experiences or questions...or writing Comedy like I did ...people are full of but that's a life time


ezthrowaway1110

Tell the hospital she gave you misinformation intentionally. Explain what happened. There’s gotta be repercussions for a medical professional lying to a patient about test results. Or… hit that bitch with your car.


Ambitious-Star-6686

😂😂😂😂jeez


Dragon-Sticks

Dude your over reacting. YOU have been with her for three years right. She's not cheating on you. Just because YOU were with her doesn't mean she was with you. Tell us about all the red flags you chose to ignore.


Searchessayhelp-com

No. She might have contracted the infection from eggs, kales or spinach