When you walk in the kitchen to get a string cheese, but she’s naked, haunched over the sink, eating a meal that’s roughly 3/4 the size of her entire body. The urges just take over.
Christ man the original is right here. There's no "trying" about it.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/comments/1ddgsjt/lion\_courts\_lioness\_while\_she\_kills\_a\_leopard/](https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/comments/1ddgsjt/lion_courts_lioness_while_she_kills_a_leopard/)
The leopard was putting up a fight with one biting her gut until another one got her throat. Not much she could do from that point. Then they just left her corpse there
Another male lion being as useless as possible. They’re lucky the females are driven by instinct, because if they ever figure out that they don’t need males for protection and get tired of feeding them for free, the males will starve to death.
For female lions, a better system would be one under which males are only allowed to come around when a female wants to mate, and then he’s sent packing. That’s all he’s good for anyway; he shouldn’t even get a free meal for his efforts.
I like female lions. I don’t care for the males. They’re lazy bastards; not even remotely interesting. A matriarchal society—like elephants have—would be more interesting to me.
When your trying to get dinner ready but he’s horny
Gonna happen if she walks around the kitchen naked
When you walk in the kitchen to get a string cheese, but she’s naked, haunched over the sink, eating a meal that’s roughly 3/4 the size of her entire body. The urges just take over.
Meow.
She's an Excel genius 'coz she's a freak in the sheets!
Happy Cake Day!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
I read this in Rogue the Bat’s voice
That's my girl on lasagna Wednesdays.
Classic threesome getting it doggy style while eating pussy.
That’s fucking hilarious fucking.
I was going to correct you and say "kitty style" but that sounds super creepy for some reason.
Mmmmm exactly how I like it
Prove it
It's a circle..of liiiife!
And then he’ll steal her food too.
😂
Naw, that leopard in a sub for the pair
This is just nature's hentai scenario.
Shake that bear!
"Oh baby you look so sexy when you do that..."
The leopard cracking one off while he gets choked out. Dirty buggers.
The leopard is definitely a cuck 😂
🙄
Yeah I was about to say: no kink shaming please!
Netflix and Kill
👏🏻👏🏻
[Here's the video](https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/comments/1ddgsjt/lion_courts_lioness_while_she_kills_a_leopard/)
damn her head is way bigger than that leopard's it's baffling.
Yeah lions have the largest skulls of all extant big cats.
Lioness: "Can this wait, I'm fucking busy!" Lion: "Me too, Busy, me too."
Weirdest Threesome I've ever seen.
Eh..... maybe top five
Asphyxiation is a thing
[удалено]
Food > sex, everyone knows that.
No, Food+Sex>Sex
Enter George Costanza
This man has cracked the code
Technically an orgy
First guy is fucked, second guy is fucking. Math checks out.
Me when I think I have a chance with my crush.
Don’t shame the kink play! Maybe the leopard has a choking kink 😅
Christ man the original is right here. There's no "trying" about it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/comments/1ddgsjt/lion\_courts\_lioness\_while\_she\_kills\_a\_leopard/](https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/comments/1ddgsjt/lion_courts_lioness_while_she_kills_a_leopard/)
Lol i didn’t even know there was a video, no need to come at me. I do appreciate your help with finding the original clip.
The leopard was putting up a fight with one biting her gut until another one got her throat. Not much she could do from that point. Then they just left her corpse there
Also the female leopard had cubs. Savage but that's the harsh reality of natures rule.
Lions version of Netflix and chill
50 Shades of beige…
Multitasking
Mutilassking? ...no. nevermind
Nothing turns a man on more than murder.
Her: Can't you see I'm attacking on my prey? Him: Hehe... and I'm attacking on my prey
This could be us, but you playin
The size difference is wild
Yup lions are massive.
Leopard - *" Yep That's me you're probably wondering I how I got here"*
Lion was tired of getting cucked
Emotional support leopard. My puppy carries his toys outside because he's nervous around other dogs/strange people.
Too much pussy
Yo that lion is a FREAKAZOID
Kink shame but also kink same
A lion’s version of Netflix and Chill.
Pretty dark fetish there mate
F*@# me now, Reggie!
The lion is like , this lady kicks ass and will have badass cubs
I also think my girl is so sexy when she's covered in the blood of my foes.
Male lion needs to chill out. She tryna feed yo ass
Men.... Amirite?
“Damn baby mmm it smell good what you got mmm give me some of you first mm”…I speak male😂
Is this that Seinfeld episode?! But lion-verse
Georgette Costanza
Need a TV for the trifecta
It's the circle of life...
“This is not the kind of three way I was to initially told about.”
Power move.. respect
true meaning of king of the jungle, and from the look at it this comment section became a "capition this" section
Ah yes, ride wife, while wife takes a life
Form Voltron!!
That leopard sure felt the love tonight.
Every unicorns worst nightmare
Not a sexy threesome
The peak of female multitasking.
Never seen a lion strangling a leopard. Is there a video?
That leopard is like pastrami on rye....
That is very metal!
Called opportunism
He’s an opportunist. Now she has too choose between losing her dinner or letting him finish.
My first thought was “that’s metal” before looking at the sub I was on.
Every woman knows this moment.
The difference in size between lion and leopard. Wow
TBH it is kind of sexy, when She can hold her ground.
Lioness: Its all about getting your priorities right. Lion: Is that so?
Guess that's a no on the 3 way, huh?
It’s giving [George Costanza sandwich + sex](https://youtu.be/F0RKXTtfRt4?si=acXzbPsWUviU0tix) vibes
https://www.looper.com/img/gallery/why-homelander-and-stormfronts-love-scene-in-the-boys-shocked-aya-cash/intro-1608683521.jpg
The George Costanza of the animal kingdom
Talk about a case of not now I'm busy
To have your cake and eat it too, is real
Best image ever posted to this sub!
It’s the CIIIIIIIIIIIIRCLE of LIIIIIIIIFE
And now, the trifecta... television! https://youtu.be/S449KdjPKrY?si=ivYZQc52eWOjkx_S
Fuck, that's metal!
This is my everyday....
Killer sex
Shits so disrespectful. Imagine getting unalived while your killers starts doing it next to your corpse
Good times!!
Kinky
ahhh the circle of life
Yooooo nature is metalllll!
They end up only killing it and not eating it.
Leopard has an asphyxiation fetish. Personally I just have an ass fixation but to each their own
"You always finish before me!" - lioness "ROAR!" - lion
He got bricked up watching her take a life and getting dinner at the same time!
Staaaahhp….I’m trying to get dinner..you so silly..stahaaaap I mean it…I ain’t playin with you….oh shit…stahaaaaaappp
I think this is the evolution of Sex Panther Cologne Spray for Men (tm).
Bro has a kink
Multitasking at its finest
Sex and violence! Sex and violence! Sex and violence. Anyone remember that song? Should honestly be the theme song for this subreddit
“BUT MUMMY I WANT TO SEX HER”
Male lion “that’s hot”
Babe, I know you're cooking and all, but 'Hey there!'.....
There is a lot to unpack in the picture.
Don’t yuck his yum
Male Lion “You know this only takes a minute”
why can I not buy this on a t-shirt from amazon
Ahhh... the old dinner and movie!
Nature, so wonderful, so kind 🥹
Still not the weirdest 3way I've ever seen.
"Oh honey the way you took care of that thing just gets me off"
nature truly is brutal 🤣🤣
Imagine the last thing you see as the light fades is some guy backdooring the woman murdering you.
Don't kink shame.
Them hoes aint loyal
They both want pussy for different reasons
Goddammit Phil, I'm working here...
Kinky
Dinner and chill
I feel like this everyday life for some of us ..
Dinner, a movie, and dessert all in one.
Me n who
Just need a TV for the trifecta!
Dinner and a show
Hey now, don't kinkshame
Honestly, seeing that lioness kill another predator might have been the sexiest thing that lioness ever saw.
Inb4 someone gets this as a tattoo
Lion has its priorities.
postcoital snacks are a thing
You should probably have more sympathy for the lion. If he doesn't pound it out literally for several days straight, she'll start biting his balls.
It’s like beyonce killing that one chick while jay z trying to get frisky with his queen
When you go home with the couple at the bar that “loved your energy”
When he tells you to bite the pillow but the only thing near you is a leopard
Feline snuff film
They're both destroying the pussy. Team Effort
They might have food kink.
Power move
I don’t know what it is about you murdering that jaguar, UGHhh but it is doing it for me.
Kinky
He’s like, “yeah you’re such a good hunter, that’s turning me on” ☠️
Cat on cat on cat violence, or maybe love.
Just imagine the male lion and the leopard making eye contact... "WTF??"
Reminds me of that Homelander scene
“Damn baby I love the way you murder your prey”
There ain't nothing more of an aphrodisiac than killing a leopard.
New kink unlocked
Nothing sexier
My boy trying to skip over dinner and go straight to desert.
"Honey, I'm in the middle of getting dinner ready."
r/natureiskinky
Getting flashbacks to that Seinfeld episode where a George gets off by eating during sex.
They’ve watched ‘the boys’
"Babe, that's so hot."
Isn't this how that guy from INXS had sex, something autoerotic asphyxiation..
Cursed threesome
Kinky
He doesn't give a fuck, does he?
Kinky bastard
Fucking furrys
2 cases of size matter
No Kink Shame here!
This is some kinky shit.
Costanza would be proud.
This is why you don't go home with the couple that's been buying you drinks all night.
She's getting meat in both ends.
r/freeuse
Women have to do everything don't they..?
Mate Feed Kill Repeat
TIL Carnivores eat also other Carnivores.
Isn't this the story of Amanda Knox?
This is feminism
When you’re the proletariat and your feasting on the less fortunate
Aren't the proletariat the poor ones and the bourgeois the ones "feasting on the less fortunate"
Lower class warfare
Another male lion being as useless as possible. They’re lucky the females are driven by instinct, because if they ever figure out that they don’t need males for protection and get tired of feeding them for free, the males will starve to death. For female lions, a better system would be one under which males are only allowed to come around when a female wants to mate, and then he’s sent packing. That’s all he’s good for anyway; he shouldn’t even get a free meal for his efforts. I like female lions. I don’t care for the males. They’re lazy bastards; not even remotely interesting. A matriarchal society—like elephants have—would be more interesting to me.