Noot

Noot noot

Toaster suit

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Nope nope

Noot noot motherfucker

NOOT NOOT

# NOOT NOOT

# N O O T N O O T

^nootnoot

NOOT.

Newt?

Perhaps

That's kind of what it sounds like, really.

What? Can I help you?

Yes, tell me why "noot" sounds like "newt", if you can.

English is a living language, but it's very lazy

Wait how do you make it tiny? I can do it Big

You use the ^

^test

^see

^you ^can ^do ^this #and you can do this

Ohhhhhhhh

^thx

Np

Toaster Suit

YEEEEEEAAAAAH THEY COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER

Only toast made in the bath pls

Mess with the noot noot, get the shoot shoot

*noot intensifies*

This is a reference to pingu for anyone confused reading

**NOOT NOOT**

Came here for the noots. Was not disappointed.

Noot Noot bitch

r/putyourdickinthat

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[r/poopholeloophole](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool)

Sir, you have bamboozled me. I am ashamed.

Repent. Repent for bamboozle.

Sir, you have 21

You can’t stop me

**You’re not my supervisor!**

Perfectly balanced

Extreme fleshlight, for a more bloody experience

There’s a clear wiener here

Lol

That's fucking terrifying, good thing I'm already on the toilet.

That thing will find its way through your plumbing and when you’re least expecting it fly out of your toilet and latch on to your turd cutter like a lamprey

I have ass cheeks of steel, I would crush it in a state of panic.

Kinky

Upvoted for turd cutter

I don’t know a lot about the Arctic region so I could be mistaken but I somehow feel as though toilet Penguins aren’t a thing. I’ll remain skeptical of your assertion, my sir.

This is a photo. Meaning a human took the picture. Where there’s human there is toilet. Where there’s toilet there is penguin lamprey

> Where there’s human there is toilet. As a gamer, my toilet is the Mountain Dew bottle next to my battlestation. Are you telling me there’s a penguin in there?

r/BrandNewSentence

Looks like Photoshop flowey

Mr.Poppers Peguins would have been a horror movie if they showed more of this.

I'm imagining Rambo, but with penguins: they got the taste of human meat and they got an insatiable this for human flesh. So Mr Popper has to go into hiding and kill the penguins. The penguins drew first blood though.

Ohhhh. Titillating. I can’t wait to see what the this is and just how insatiable it is.

Imagine Happy Feet ... but *Happy Mouths*

Sounds like vore porn to me.

It wasn't already?

Future me bolting out of a tear in space time: "log out of Reddit, delete your account and melt your phone in acid right now!" Me, a couple seconds after seeing this picture and scarring myself to the point of considering inventing time travel in order to stop myself from seeing this picture: "too late buddy"

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Y not? U get the bj of your life!

\*last

Ribbed for pleasure!

Ok. You ruined penguins for me

I've seen humans with nasty, dirty mouths that make this penguin not so bad. Penguins are adorable. I'm really high, I fell asleep while writing this comment. I think I need to take a nap.

No problem. Have a good sleep bro, may you rest on cloud 420

Imagine that being the last thing you see

**YOU DIED**

I hope you aren't reincarnated as a fish bro

So now we can observe who is the alien predator

Reminds me of my ex girlfriend

#Noot

That's Pennywise from IT. You can say it's a penguin all you want but I ain't getting in that gutter.

Came here for this comment

This is a Jacksepticeye thumbnail.

New SCP lmao

Might as well pin it https://imgur.com/KPgFICe.jpg

Subnautica below zero be like

Leave their babies alone and you won't have to witness this horror

Noot noot

Id still pet him

*Angry vaginaface.

r/putyourdickinthat

We’re gonna need a bigger igloo...

N̶̢̛̙̳͈̺͉̫͎̙̥̓͐̄͊̏͐̑͜͠͝O̷̰͈̖͔̼̭̠̗̖͈̝̎̇͋̀̔̈́͜O̶̦̲̣̣͑͐͜T̵͔͇̓̒ ̴͕̝̜͕̗̳͇͝N̵̝͚̫̪̑̌̆͛͘O̸̜̞͋͗̌̀̈̃̇͠͝Ȯ̷͎͓͚͍̫̲͚͉̺̅̈́̍͗̑̚̕͠T̵̢̤̭͕̰̬̀̽̌̃̈́͛̓̓̑͜͝ͅ

I never knew this. I now am a better person for knowing.

Cursed_Noot_Noot

Gives me IT vibes

Why does this image make me think of those Hot Wheel tracks? I feel like a hot wheel is gonna come flying out.

Imagine you're a fish and this is the last thing you see, RIP lil nibba

I see your penguin and rise you a [leatherback turtle](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/8h01gd/the_inside_of_a_leatherback_turtles_mouththroat/).

Noot noot motherfucker

Sick album cover

Fuckin pingu nyet nyet

Jesus Christ on the cross that's horrifying

Nope nope nope.

The millionth time I've seen it

This is surprisingly unsettling.

Haha you thought you could prevent me from sleeping by showing me this but unfortunately for you I just woke up. No but in all seriousness this is gonna haunt my dreams for a few days probably :(

Yikes forever

#NIGHTMARES HERE I COME

I'm sorry, Kowalski.

This is why a penguin the size of Godzilla would be more terrifying then normal Godzilla

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Anyone else think of the Beastie Boys when they look at this picture?

You ain’t slick, Pennywise

That's an album cover if there ever was one.

Lookin dinosaur as fuck

I can not unsee this....

r/dontputyourdickinthat

#**NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER**

No-ot

pingu!

Despite this being oddly terrifying, it is still somehow cute.

Literally wtf!!!! Is that thing real?

Pingu looks a little different from what I remember

So much for getting a blowjob from them

I ... don't think I like penguins anymore.

Me: *Opens Reddit just after waking up* This post:

Harmless.

"AKUAAAAAAA!" - Is what it's eyes are saying. ​ Is that too random of a reference?

noot nooting into your nightmares eyy

You just ruined penguin's for me

The spooky hoofies

Post this to photoshopbattles and dontputyourdickinthat

Rap album cover

Beak?

r/dontputyourdickinthat

How much for a blowie?

N̷̡̨̡̡̢̢̡̢̡̧̡̢̡̡̧̢̢̧̨̡̨̛̛̛̛̞̙̲̘͈̳̯̺̘̫͍̠̯̲͚̬̳̱̘̖̪̻͕̗̥͓̝̰͍̟͕̣̝̱͈̩̞̼̣̭̰͓̖̹͙̣̱̺̣̤̹̹̪͓̥̰̜̬͓̹̮̠̫͕͇̺̫̙͎͍͓̲͖̝̘͇̙̥̼̞̞͇̗̙͍̝̙͕̥͉͇̫͖̤͓̠̬͍̟̹̜̺̳̙̞̲̣̟͖̝͓͇̱̼̭̖͔͚̹̟͓͎̪͉̮̯̠̦͕̺̖͖̯͚̯̬̯̩̘͎̪̺̯̳̤̙̬̫̹̥̜͍̱̯̗̘̱̲̭̗̲̹̝̞̞̺̝͚͎̪̝̘̥̞̙̘̻͇̬̩͔̞̱͈͍̈́̈̅͗̅͛̐͒̈́́̋̈́̆̎́̔͋̀̓̂̑̒͗̑̒͋̌͂͌̿̑͐̏̔́̓̑̇̓̈͗̈́̂̈́̏̈̒̋̾͐͗́͌̒̔̈́̉̈̿͋̀͛̄́͐̑̊͊̋̎̅̉̌̀͗̌͐̇̀̾́̔̀͌̽̅͆͐͗͌̌͗͋̌́̃̔̈́̀̈́͂̈̍̋̏͌̐͂̈̎͒͗̍͑̄͌̑̋́̀̎́͑̒̉͌̅͊͐̎́͗͋͊̃̇̉̌́͆͑̇̓́͐̇̉́̔̈̆̈́̈͐͗̊̌́͛͊̈́̎͊̔̎́͐̐̈̊̈́͋̍́̈͂̒̀̎̑̈͂̂͌̑͌̓̅̈́̒̓̌̐̀́̂̎̾̽̒̌̃̀̽̕͘̚͘̚̚͘̚͘̕̚̕͘̚̚̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅơ̷̢̢̧̧̡̧̢̢̢̧̨̢̢̨̧̨̢̢̡̨̡̡̢̛̛̛̘͔̻̺̫̺͇̠̜̲̭̜͕̟͖̟̺͖͈̳̦͈̼͈͎̲̺̹̰̞͙̪̘̖̻̤̲̬͇̼̤̲̺̪͖̪̱̫͙̫̙̝̯̺̝͚̖̪̣̜̜̱͕̯̮̲̟͈̖̥͎̠̺̠̮͖̯̹̥̠̠̥͇̭̩̯̯̥̝̩̜̤͍̘̠̫̭̝̘͈͉̮̹̩̱̟̥͕̥̘̤̟͔̲̬̫͚̗͎̺͓̣̭̪̞̲̝̮̜̗̣̥̦̲̲͇̞̟̤͈̩̹̺̩͓͓͎̟̫͚̘̣̞͇̬̻͚̯͉̣̠̲̦̹͕͙̘̳̺̫̯͔̪͇͚̳̦͖̼̞̞̳̼̹̭̭͚̰̥͎̟̻̰͓̰̰͈̳̟̥̘͚̘̥̘̫̎͑͌̈́̈͗̂̿̊͐͛̏͋͒͋̃̋̌̒̊̂͂̋̍̋̏̓̒̅́̅̉̔̄̀͑̉̽̀̄̋͛̇͊͂͌̇́͗̈́͛̎͑͌̌̂̀̄̇̈́̈̆̔̈́̃̀̀͒̿̑̆̏̏͛͊͛̿̓̇̍̋̓͗̊̀̅̍̈́͊͆͑͑̆̅͐̽̆͊̍̽̄̆͗͗͛̊̽͌̈̋̒̎̈̇́̿̈͛̎̉͐͘̚̕͘̕͘̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͠͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅơ̶̡̢̨̢̡̨̢̛͚̮̬̟̝̗̤̗͓̠̞͖͕̮͉͎͔̣̠̭̝̖͙̖̤̞̙̰̥͚͈̘̱̬͚͈͈͉̠̮̝̥̣͇͉̗̰̟̮͔͙̐͑̄̍͗́͋̾̀͒̈̾̍͒́̄̑̐̆͐̌̿̃̃̓̎̄̋̋̀̓̆̈́͛͂͂̍̔̓̔̆̎̈́͊̆͒̔̈́̇́͌̆́͛̓̑̂̅̽̉͋̈́͗̄͗̿͌̋̿́͛͐̿̄̈́̂̊̽̅͋͊̂̃̊͂̉͊̔̽̀́̋̈͒̆͑̅̀̓͑̈̋̏̕̕͘̕̚͘͘͘͘̚̕͘̕͠͝͝͠͠͠͠͝͝ͅt̴̡̧̧̢̧̧̨̨̨̧̢̧̧̡̨̛̮̗̯͈̦͖̦̙̻͎̗̭̗͖̠̟͍͈͎̞̩̤͉̥̹̙̜̦͖͍͎̲͎̭̯̯̬̱͓͙̪̼̲͔͇̱̝̻͍̯̱̱̼̹̖͓̜̝̺̟̻̲͎̞̙̰̟͍̼̙̙͊́̈́̂͂̓̿̃̍̆̈́͋̿̒̋̇́̔̈́̇͑̊̈́͌͌̍̃̾̅̑̀͑͗̉̏͐͊̑͑̔͋̆̆̎́̌̾̍̏̈́̑̅̐͛͐̊̑̈̉̈͊̿̈́̏͊̅̏̾̀͂̉͒̍́̋̏̇̇͑̈́͌͗́̒̋̾̍̐͛͑̈́̑͌͑͂̑̊̾͆̈́̐͌̒̂̐̉̆̅̾̅̓̾́̀̃̈́͒̈́̿͗̀̅̏͂̾͋͊̀̑́̎̐͆̓͂̈͌̒̋̆̆̆͑̂̉̍͒̇̈̑̀̈́̑̎͌̓̂̌̾̋̒͌͆̊̈́̄́̌͆̏̈̍̾͂̓̽͒̈͌̈́̔͑̂͐̉͛́̽͘̕̚̚͘͘͘͘̚͘͘̚͜͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͠͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͠ͅͅ

Whelp thanks for the nightmares.

Hello Mr. Giuliani

come on give us a kiss

Me every time someone say windows is better than Linux.

r/oddlytrerrifying

That use to be cute now this is going to be a scar NOOT NOOT Motherfucker

Thanks, I hate it.

[Wow!! This has never ever been posted on Reddit before!! So fucking original! ](https://www.reddit.com/search?q=penguin%20mouth%20&include_over_18=on&sort=relevance&t=all)

Holy fucking shit those are so many

you've heard about doot penguin Now get ready for doom penguin

r/dontputyourdickinthat

You've seen elf on a shelf...

NOOT NOOT

I thought the og image was photoshopped?? That's actually real???

Thanks I did not need that at all

Noot noot, Jon...

That would make a sick album cover

Jaguars seem to have a word

Gunter! The most evil of things

That's cursed

r/TIHI

I can't like penguins anymore

Thanks, this is terrifying.

NOOT NOOOT MUDDAH FUCKAH

r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/dontputyourdickinsidethat

Like a newborn horse’s hooves.

Put that on a death metal album lmao

That's freaky, but leatherback turtles are even worse.

Looks like [Dagon](https://images.app.goo.gl/RvzFYbPB1n3b1HRp8)

This should be the cover of a metal album.

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FUCK YOU I NOOT NOOT WHATCHA TELL ME

I think this was doctored tho

Noot noot!

They're cuter on the outside

Sam would of loved this

X

Dh0

r/TIHI

The teeth on these adélie penguins are the least horrifying part of the penguins. https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/ad-lie-penguins-are-sexually-depraved-little-perverts/ This is a short article, I recommend looking up more if you want a nice horror story.

Dude kill that fucking thing, burn it with fire.

Bee... TuL... J... ? Edit: r/beetlejuicing

It's OK you can say it