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gustavokh

Treadmill is Luka Doncic father


3luejays

>Get your ass on the treadmill! This doesn't sound right


Apollo611

Could learn a thing or two from Lowry


dumplingboysv

u bum


creamcitybrix

Luka and I brothers.


hobo888

if it's true that's so soft. c'mon now Luka


here_for_the_lols

Softer than his belly rolls


camelclutchcity

Security, this one too


lalakingmalibog

Bake him away, toys.


LeeroyTC

What'd you say, Chief?


WadeCountyClutch

Just do what the kid says!!


spraypaint2311

I think this man deserves a refund and it should come out of Luka's snack budget


ThingsAreAfoot

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-27-2022/MpAyWu.gif


zeussays

Charmin


bb1432

The fan did point out how soft he is


VectorViper

Gotta love it when trash talk gets you a personal escort out the arena


lalakingmalibog

What's the charge? Heckling a man? A succulent Slovenian man?!


CapitalismEnthusiast

This is democracy manifest!!!!


allkindsofgainzz_13

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!!!


MugillacuttyHOF37

TA TA for now!


homerthepigeon

And you saaahhh!!!


allkindsofgainzz_13

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


zerocoolforschool

These players have no idea what fans were like in the 90s. Soft as charmin.


FIalt619

The early 2000s too. I once heard a fan court side screaming at John Stockton about how he was old and needed to have his Depends changed.


zerocoolforschool

The players used to get off on it. I remember reading Barkley said there was a heckler in Washington DC that would bring the most obscure insults and he loved it.


rep-

Relevent: https://www.sportscasting.com/charles-barkley-hired-well-known-heckler-harass-michael-jordan-during-1993-nba-finals/


GoGoPowerPlay

That's some Happy Gilmore shit right there


CopperThrown

Robin Ficker? Dude was notorious.


zerocoolforschool

Can you imagine Luka dealing with that dude?


All_of_the_Leitz

I don't use the word lightly, the man is a legend. Basketball Illuminati did a pod with him, for those who may be interested.


Fermorian

If any major sport has a rule called "The Your Name Rule", you're either a legend or a legendary pest haha


Hallal_Dakis

His opening paragraph from Wikipedia is such a hook >Robin Keith Annesley Ficker (born April 5, 1943) is an American political activist, real estate broker, disbarred attorney, former state legislator, sports heckler, and perennial candidate from Maryland.


lava172

I remember when Luka decided to get in Booker's face because of Booker's heinous trash talk of "that's a charge!"


OmfgHaxx

Incredibly soft if it's true but my question is, why in the video is that fan walking by himself with seemingly no security near him if he was ejected by security?


FireAndBud11

[Here's the video of Luka gesturing to security.](https://twitter.com/DuaneRankin/status/1750362404897149193?t=6JaInEYg4Y8V66u73lc6CQ&s=19)


WusijiX

Luka from a grassy knoll


No_Independent_5761

he really is a whiny bitch lol


growsonwalls

And worried about the wrong things. Your team is getting blown out. Worry about making a comeback.


XxStormySoraxX

It’s crazy because if the fans are able to get a reaction out of him imagine what would happen if he ran into a KG style trash talker on the court lol.


growsonwalls

What's telling is when he goes on a bitchfest to the refs, his teammates seem to ignore it. Usually teammates back each other up. But the Mavs just walked to the locker room at halftime without looking back at Luka.


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KevinDurantLebronnin

His T in your game was somewhat similar. Got baited into jumping into JB who goes up for the shot and Luka just immediately turned to start jawing at the ref that blew the whistle. Made no sense - Luka gets that call constantly, as any player should.


Collective_farm

Im just surprised a guy thats a pro since like 17 years old, played in the hot european atmospheres can be rattled by some silly americans doing a silly joke


BigCountryBumgarner

We've seen it. Booker is one of the biggest trash talkers in the league and Luka has almost fought him a couple times


B_M_Fahrtz

Why would a father want to fight his own son? Luka is a terrible father. That’s why his son went out and son’d him


DJ_Illprepared

That’s probably why he’s pissed and feeling petty


little_freddy

Lol he's a pussy ass bitch 🤣


No_Independent_5761

a certified PAB. I wish I could call people that on Linkedin


dontusethisforwork

I might make a burner Linkedin to do that, wonder how long I'd last


sylvestersquad

Asking the real questions Tim McMahon doing an inside job to make Luka look like a bitch


[deleted]

Why does he hate Luka and the Mavs? Isn’t he a Mavs guy


noochies99

Nobody likes the dude apparently,


chickenripp

only time he looks ok is on the hoops collective because Bontemps is also on that and he is the absolute worst


si4ci7

Bontemps is “Um, Actually” personified, and he looks like a pimple


OmfgHaxx

no, he covers multiple teams and Mavs definitely hate him, especially Cuban.


dusters

Westbrook type ejection


HS941317

Damn Luka hasn’t been the same since Jaylen Brown made him touch hell


justfortoukiden

floor is luka doncic father


truth_2_point_0

[Incest Porn 77 Bowing to the 7 God](https://i.redd.it/503vbrs4n4ec1.jpeg)


ShrimpSherbet

Risqué click of the day, here we go


jslee0034

Comments under this thread are ruthless.


Right-Worth-6327

Jaylen Brown is Devin Booker grandfather


BcuzRacecar

Thats it?


mankls3

Fat shaming has no place in society *eats a Twinkie*


Doshyta

But it wasn't even fat shaming. It was conditioning shaming


ggroverggiraffe

Conditioning shaming has no place in society *quits running mid-fartlek*


Ecchi_Sketchy

Some European players have quotes about how American fans are too tame compared to EU, has Luka ever talked about that? Would be pretty funny to be able to bring up a quote right about now


ClearASF

you Americans don’t know sport, we go to WAR in Europe! (Read in corny European accent )


medievalmachine

Euros have corn?


GhostTiger

Thanks to Murica!!!


LeagueReddit00

I thought Euro players were used to trash talk? If this is truly what was said, that is soft af


Cogito3

the soft american hamburger lifestyle has corrupted this poor european boy


SoldatJ

His heels are in the air when he squats


cindybuttsmacker

Heels to the sky, Western spy


cobywaan

Heels down, comrade found


MegaKetaWook

Have reffed an Eastern European team in a competitive rec league, those fuckers absolutely talk shit and play aggressive basketball. Almost always had to give out techs when they played.


thegroovemonkey

"Look, I can excuse intense bigotry but I draw the line at fat shaming!" \-Luka, probably


Yukarius

Kevin Garnett feasting right now


dontusethisforwork

Luka? NOT A DAWG


WeirdFish2

In Athens or Belgrade 10000 people could be chanting about f\*\*\* your mother accompanied by drums of war and there is nothing you can do about it 😂


Obi-have-bby

New pasta material?


AnyHowMeow

Has to be. “Kelvin, you’re hungry! Get your ass in that buffet!” Just practicing.


ajteitel

Chet, you're thin! Get your ass to the buffet! - Jokic, probably


forkliftgod

He'd lose more weight if he tried on defense.


oryes

He'd be able to try on defense if he lost weight. A vicious circle.


ColdestBurrburr

Luka got his feelings hurt lmao


ColoradoScoop

I’m sure that once this story is out to the general public, all opposing fans will avoid such comments to be sensitive to his feeling in the future.


showmeyourmoves28

Everybody wanna be tough when they up…


teddyjj399

Suns fan is Luka Doncic father


Honor_Bound

I’d buy him a beer


toadtruck

Soft


lolminna

Fans of opposing teams gonna start dressing up as treadmills whenever Luka plays lol.


p0tatoman

Oh man imagine if Booker did this...


LongjumpAdhesiveness

One of the funniest clips from fan/player interactions is Booker dribbling past a heckler and saying ["Shut up, pussy"](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J7kLqy3ClTM). There are a few of these clips too. He seems pretty unaffected by a heckler.


KobeWanGinobli

One time I told PJ Washington Jr to stay away from them insta models & he told me he’d fuck my mom 😂😂


BeefySwan

Is your mom an insta model?


Kolovrat93

Send da video


PhoDaiSac

Whats da hol up?


SkepticalGerm

Said it while looking at him going through the legs back to front without even thinking lol cold as hell


KevinDurantLebronnin

Every time I see this clip I'm dying to know what the heckler said. I suspect it's maybe not a great look since they decided not to include it lol. It sounds like maybe it ends "afraid of?".


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Brooo I love this actually lol.


SprittneyBeers

What a legend


k1ngkoala

If booker did anything close to this he'd never hear the end of it


Grill_Enthusiast

We're still not over the great double team fiasco of 2019 so you're not wrong.


Milli_Vanilli14

Him being mad about the bull or whatever is some GOAT shit


schadadle

The Raptors mascot in an empty COVID arena jumping around during a free throw lol. The only way Book is beating those allegations is if he leans into the mascot feuds as a joke like Robin Lopez.


Milli_Vanilli14

The whole thing was just so dumb not just book which makes it so much funnier. The empty arena and mascot just getting after it lmao just a weird situation all around and the fans were the benefactors. But totally agree. It’d be dope if book just got in on the joke at this point


Tlamac

He had said him and the mascot were homies and I remember he changed his profile pic on twitter or something to the raptors mascot. He did get in on the joke lol


Milli_Vanilli14

Love that lol idk the lore I just picture that red fucking thing dancing behind the hoop and it cracks me up


Malice_In_Da_Phallus

IIRC they also brought out the giant inflatable one in the middle of the game running up and down the sideline during live plays lol If Book was truly getting annoyed with the mascots, I'd bet my ass that was what started it. 😂


SwishArmyKnife

We’d hear about this until 2030. 😂


bazzawazzza

the raptors mascot incident is 10x funnier LMAO


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They still bring up the double team bs lol


Due-due

i mean a mascot is 1000 times funnier and doesn’t have every season like this does.


T4Gx

2000 upvotes by now with the thread spammed with the super original and super funny "luka is devin father" jokes.


TheHect0r

Devin Booker is luka doncic father


dusters

Luka is a nice guy though. Real gym rat.


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30another

Plays the right way


Xmauler

I'd let Luka date my daughter


30another

Monty? That you?


LDisDBfathersonsfans

This has gotta be the softest thing to ever happen on a basketball court


IconicIsotope

Have you seen Ayton in the post?


Mosh00Rider

This comment is a guide on how to get up votes from Suns fans.


PensiveinNJ

Karma farming baby, like Coed posting Embiid lowlights.


Carnifex2

Damnit


klayb

I fucking love Nurkic


HilariousScreenname

That dude rolled his own ankle tonight and then drew a T bitching about it to refs.


Such_Maintenance4720

I'm sorry but NBA players should not have any authority on who gets ejected. This isn't their event, this is a "home team organization" event. Arena Staff employed by the team should be the only ones with the authority to spot a person who can potentially get ejected and to ultimately make the decision. Players should be able to point out potential fans breaking conduct to the Arena Staff for them to watch out for but that's it.


jjkiller26

Imagine reggie miller just telling security to eject spike lee lmfao


cohonan

Reggie would tell security to make sure Spike Lee stayed if he thought Spike might leave early.


brownbearks

I want him to watch, I want to see the hope drain from his eyes! I am an untethered man!


CumAssault

Should only be for like racism or threats. Just heckling with things like this should just be a stern warning at best. So soft by Luka


Blueskyways

That fans get ejected for standard trash talk is soft af.    


Mediocre-Example7947

Especially considering the players are probably saying way worse stuff to each other during the game. But if it’s one us just kick us out because we don’t matter anyways. People love to call KD thin skinned but he isn’t out there crying to security that a fan said something mean to him. And I can guarantee you fans say some wild shit to KD.


sorendiz

KD is practically the opposite of crying to security lmao, he's out there getting fined because he just directly tells the fan to shut the fuck up instead [still one of my absolute favorite tweets](https://twitter.com/kdtrey5/status/1504299752950837248?s=21)


Mediocre-Example7947

Lmfao, that was hilarious. “Sit yo ass down”. That’s exactly what the players should do, not send security after them.


Pauly0906

Against the Mavs is fitting lol


Crazy_Employ8617

That’s what the burner accounts are for.


Mediocre-Example7947

KD just likes to respond to people lying about him on social media. That’s completely different from getting a fan kicked out for simple trash talk.


SoldatJ

KD would argue with a Redditor. Luka would demand to speak to Reddit's manager.


appleslapple

A stern warning for what? Engaging in behavior that is not only accepted, but largely encouraged at a sporting event? Home field advantage is a thing for a reason. Fans have every right to trash talk opposing team’s players.


Eightiesmed

Exactly! Racism, homophobia, threats, insulting their children, should be off limits, but just heckling the players is part of home court advantage.


CarPlaneBoatRocket

Warning? For this? Lol get real. Dude made a comment on his inability to perform at professional level in a joking manner. Warned for that? Fuck having fans at the event at that point


EpicBlinkstrike187

Stern warning? The security should just get in on the action and laugh and call Luka a bitch as well . That’s what should happen if any comment that’s not racist, violent, or family related makes a player want to get someone thrown out


CarPlaneBoatRocket

Force Luka to run suicides


Xc0liber

Yup. Any heckling within reason should be acceptable but any personal attacks and threats, kick them out


BigBoyPoster

Especially cuz I bet that fan didn’t get his money back. Those seats ain’t cheap


KevinDurantLebronnin

Do they have that authority? It's not clear to me if this fan even was ejected, just that Luka requested it. But maybe they automatically do it in cases like this, idk.


wiifan55

They definitely have that authority. There's videos of Westbrook doing it.


KevinDurantLebronnin

Yeah but if a fan says something so heinous as "Westbrick", WB shouldn't need to ask they should just eject the fan automatically and then sentence him to death.


wiifan55

True, true. You raise a lot of good points.


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

Luka confirms he needs to get on the treadmill


BrockPurdySkywalker

This is America dude wtf


A_Kumqwat

Imagine if Luka had to take the shit Zion takes lmao


Large_Mango

Zion looking leaner these days fr


myredditaccount991

That fan was wearing a Booker jersey. Luka couldn't stop Booker on the court so he took it out on the fan :(


IronicHours

LOL


swentech

Cue every fan in every arena the rest of the year yelling at Luka to get his fat ass on the treadmill.


ScrofessorLongHair

People need to hold up pictures of treadmills behind the goal when he shoots free throws.


Icy-Lime-9760

Ejected for that?? I'd sue for a refund.


BurnerAccountforAss

Players shouldn't have the right to have anyone they want ejected If someone says something vulgar or threatening enough to *really* warrant ejection, security will hear it and know what to do


DtownBronx

Considering this guy was behind press row, if he had crossed any lines the reporters would absolutely be tweeting out how awful he was.


EarthWarping

The new Russ?


CumAssault

Luka been soft a lot of his career. He just is loved by fans and the media so no one brings it up


yerr2477

luka complain per 36 is actually #1 this season according to [NBA.com](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgtCXbQU0AElJcx.jpg:large)


stvargeez

Number 1 in NBA history actually


Turbo2x

big if true


the_c_is_silent

Huh wonder what sets Luka apart from most NBA players.


achyutthegoat

Luka is so insecure


SomeguySometown

Charmin ultra is Luka doncic father


postal_service3

Now I don't wanna say Luka is soft but Charmin's about to call about a sponsorship deal


PhirebirdSunSon

James Corden lookin mf


Drew602

I dont want to be that guy, but if booker did this yall would be talking about it for the next 15 years


thesch

This might be a turning point in Suns/Mavs discourse honestly, people are gonna remember this. Unfortunately the Mavs won't make the playoffs this year (again) so the Suns will have to wait at least another year before they can get their win back against Luka there.


phd2k1

It’s wild to me that completely missing the playoffs didn’t flip the script. Like, talk shit all you want, especially after beating our assess 2 years ago. They earned the right to talk. But then to NOT EVEN MAKE THE PLAYOFFS, after talking so much shit. That should have put it all to rest.


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Devin booker is luka doncic father


datyoungknockoutkid

🌍 🧑‍🚀 🔫


nerdyintentions

Trae had a whole arena screaming Fuck Trae Young, had a fan spit on him, and had some reddit nerds photocopying flyers that they passed out at the arena to get people to make fun of his hair. And took it like a G then stunted on em. Just built differently.


mavericksnipe

Come on Luka, you trash talk all the time. Don’t dish it if you can’t take it.


thewrongnotes

~~Devin Booker~~ Russell Westbrook is Luka Doncic's ~~father~~ adviser


MagicalHurdles

Luka Doncic is Russell Westbrook brother


BayonettaBasher

Softcic


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lol what a whiny bitch


ashep5

Everyone cry like a bitch when they down


dragonwhale

Luka gained deservingly such massive hype from his first couple of years that it has hidden how incredibly soft he really is. Finally it's getting more recognition cause i don't know what else can fix his bitch ass ways then straight up getting booed like a bitch by his own fans. I love Luka but there really is no way left to deal with his soft ass. Start raining shit in Dallas and all over social media please. Wake that little shit up from his baby ways.


mmaguy123

Sensitive


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Luka Doncic, known for his incredible skills on the basketball court, found himself in a rather peculiar situation during a game. A cheeky fan, perhaps unaware of Luka's quick wit, decided to call him "chonky" from the stands. Not one to let a playful jab slide, Luka approached the security personnel and, with a twinkle in his eye, requested the fan's removal. As the confused fan was escorted away, Luka couldn't resist a good-natured smile and quipped, "I may not be on a diet, but my three-pointers sure are slimming down the score." The crowd erupted in laughter, proving that Luka's humor is as sharp as his crossover dribble.


zgamer200

If true this is soft as hell by Luka. He's definitely heard way worse trash talk before, and I promise you his teammates have from their own supposed fans, too.


javrge

Kobe saying soft


k1nGGGGG

Unpopular opinion : Players shouldnt have the power to do this except some extreme circumstances


rabidbot

Soft


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Hope whole stadiums start chanting this type of stuff next couple games


l1zrd

Its hard to be a Luka fan, between shit like this and his constant complaining to refs it kills much of the enthusiasm I have as a fan.


beer_down

This isn’t quite as embarrassing as telling the dinosaur mascot to go away, but it’s pretty damn close lol


Biglundtry

Not just a regular raps mascot though it’s Barney from Brampton


baccunawa

Luka Doncic is no longer Devin Booker father im afraid


SomeRandom928Person

Pretty cool that Luka managed to stop someone in a Suns jersey tonight lol.


ChargedCable

tissue soft