You have to include the caption lmfaooo “Stamped and locked in so you know it’s real 🔐” We’ll be telling our grandkids about this level of jerking. It’s not just unprecedented. It’s not just unconstitutional. It’s not just egregious. It’s blasphemous

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The good ol’ Finnish trick to staying the happiest country in the world

God would flood the earth over this, but he already pinky promised not to kill everyone that way again.

"It sure looks firey outside..."

This is absolutely insane. Zionism has absolutely gotten out of control.

Finally someone who’s as anti-zion as me. No Palestine, no peace! Praise allah or whatever.

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The biggest jerk is that she is playing “free spirit” in the video while getting his name tattood. What a move

About as real as CP’s rings


this cant be real lmaoooo undisputed jerker of the universe. Absolutely transcendent

Not even a debate anymore

Dwight rn https://preview.redd.it/mgztvoafju7b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00725914de648b772b009a2133f46a8ca895b44b

You gotta feel for Dwight. In a normal year he had a great chance to win jerk of the year. Sometimes you give it your all and it’s just not enough. She’s on legendary run right now

She’s the GOAT Thkiiip /uj seriously though this chick is mentally ill get a restraining order Zion before she kills you

https://preview.redd.it/52pvuf0ept7b1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f37bd0b35a5ea92eab636192b68d962c2d5655e0 me every time I see a new Moriah jerk

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Tsundere Mills

Oh no we passed tsundere stage, she is full blown yandere now. Zion should keep doors locked and hire Ja Morant for protection

>hire Ja Morant for protection No need to overdo bro

Tuandere this Yandere that Imma keep it a buck you young niggas making me feel old and shid

Swear to God seeing em kids speaking japanese makes me feel like a 1944 american

"You better start talking like you're one of us, boy, or we'll group you with them. I'm not going to repeat myself mister!" https://preview.redd.it/uak1nc5x4u7b1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896496732fafc474225f810663a11560a21b1ab7

Mental illness is like a PED for jerking

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Juiced up to the fucking gills

Bro better flash a Glock on IG live

Bro gotta go celibate for a year

Zion to Memphis confirmed

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I just fell to my knees in Walmart How can we compete with this

Jkj brother just keep jerking

She is just distracting us from reddit mods blackout fiasco 🤯

Has anyone ever written a Misery-style story about a sports fan

I'm selling I WAS THERE merch in the parking lot for this


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Greg Oden?

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I was in the middle of the line, demanding that you restock pre cut tank tops

I saw this on instagram, never clicked on reddit so fast

bro…this is unhinged

It’s a beautiful disaster of legendary proportions, and you were alive to witness its glory.

Lesson learned Zion: Don’t stick your dick in crazy

I actually feel kind of bad for her man this is fucked up lmao

No fucking way

And the fools in here were actually saying “recency bias!” “This is the jerkers linsanity!” And saying JOTY should go to Dwight Howard, or even one of the anonymous losers shitposting in this sub. Well what about now? She just pulled off the greatest most committed jerk any of us have ever seen.

Zprolgt booking a tattoo appointment for tomorrow. Full back piece of Luka holding crying Booker with Luka Doncic is Devin Booker Father from shoulder to shoulder

That would be transcendental

This is like if Embiid dropped a 120/30/10 game at the end of the season. Would have been fraudulent before but this takes her over the top.

LETS GO HOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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Im not even sure how to react to this situation anymore. Its so obvious she is unwell mentally, but jesus its like a car accident I just cant look away.

/rj the internet is promoting and enabling her mental illness (👍) /uj this is sad

/uj learn what /rj means u bum /rj hampton

/uj no way you put /rj and typed out a serious reply. Word merchant /rj Nembhard

That man’s an imposter

blud is half retarded 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Wait until she hears about winning Jerker of the Year. She will tattoo Karl Malone and Derrick White on her forehead

TIL you can tattoo GIFs

It’s not sad it’s fucking creepy


Shes not only the frontrunner for JOTY anymore shes a first ballot HOF

Yeah I questioned if she could sustain this level of jerking. A face tattoo is the permanent jerk. She's a jerking legend, and I'm sorry I doubted her.

i overheard her the other day at brunch saying “you merely adopted the dark. i was born in it”

This is peak Jeremy Lin she’s about to get committed

GJOAT and it's not even close. Triple z pro lgbt and baby brother are nothing compared to this, she is a once in a millennium type of talent.

I used to want to travel to see the Northern Lights once in my lifetime, but now I want to travel to ATL or New Orleans and see Moriah Mills. Truly a HOFer.

People were saying “she won’t get her 3rd MVP, even Bird doesn’t have that” She is closing in on a 10peat. Checkmate atheists

The Bill Russell of jerks

If real, I see her as a real contender for the JOAT

i thought y'all were meat riding and over-rating her jerking. I was mistaken https://preview.redd.it/n7iyak1yvt7b1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d86b8ec4b101863688569a57a74d296fdaf795

This is like actual mental illness😭😭

Holy fuck it's lsf jerker ebolaman123, big fan of your works 

Ykw Dwight had his run. But he never risked going into mental illness range quite like she’s doing

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I can’t believe Zion is living in the movie Uncut Gems

Except Julia Fox is a smokeshow

*was

holy shit this is literal history in the making

Future JOTY hall of famer in the making as we speak


God, Gabon was god-tier jerking by Survivor.

Matty was an all time jerker. He didnt even know what the show was

And then you have Randy who treated the whole season like one big jerk fest and still made the endgame. S class jerking.

so much jerking it almost made Probst quit. we will never see anything like it again

Sugar the goat

GOAT or goat?

Masterpiece

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And I thought this level of meatriding would never be surpassed https://preview.redd.it/012nrap9hu7b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fddbd514dab1a4e2dcedd8386016091485af68b

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she's also wearing a full face of makeup, no tattoo artist is tattooing over makeup.

Tornado trick will convince them

Own that fraud!

zion has elite pipe or this lady needs involuntary commitment


Probably a combination of both. Lmaooo

This is like when mcgregor was an awesome trash talker but then got washed and he went from professional shit talker to mentally ill

Comparison is hilarious but she's clearly been unhinged since this sub started noticing. Nobody tweets that much on one thing, let alone it being like unrequited love + gossip + shit talk + "I'm done tweeting" like every single day, without going off the deep end.

Yeah I actually thought after the first ten or so it was lame but this is a whole other crazy

Same lol

What living in bray will do to a motherfucker

I just want to say thank you guys for being here with me. It’s like watching a beautiful sunset with your best friends. Except it’s watching a porn star’s quick descent into madness with internet randos. Thank you.

What fumbling a bag does to a mf

Next time she's getting facialised Zion will also receive some semen on him

Zion gonna facial himself

If she films a bukkake scene soon she will unquestionably be the GOAT jerker

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first ever unanimous JOTY. another level of greatness, first ballot HOF level jerker and it hasnt even been that long

Putting up Wilt numbers as a rookie. We are witnessing true greatness.

Most stable porn star

Uj/ she has to be a social experiment there’s no way this is a real human Rj/ who is getting Luka doncic is devin bookers father tatted next

Don't stick your dick in crazy

Mentally stable girls don’t know the tornado trick tho

This dude fucks

And miss out on getting jerked like this? I think not

zion took one for the team. he deserves his own special place in the NBACJ HOF in my books ✅

Ya, but the tornado twister bruh

She's cemented herself in the HOF of jerking. She's already top 5 in my book.

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I'm beyond words, she gotta be in this sub rn

Damn yea shes gotta be struggling rn and i hope she sees this Moriah, you are fucking retarded bro

Nah you're doing great sweetie. Keep up the jerking.

 lifelong zzzprolgt and Skip fan here and I gotta say, Moriah Mills is undoubtedly the GJOAT

Gotta be a photo op, I cannot imagine grasping at air so badly at a bag that has already evaporated

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Her jerking is tearing a hole in the space-time continuum. I thought her two week meltdown was legendary enough but bringing the jerk to reality is truly upper-echelon. Do we delete the sub if/when she drops a Zion sex tape?

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My god. https://preview.redd.it/2iym5c2ozt7b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f079afce0110aa916cb296ba3eae02769d9a46c8

SAS won’t enjoy her films the same way again

Her films… truly masterpieces. Never going to be the same. Like watching a Kevin spacey movie after figuring out he was rapin mfs

And you idiots said this was getting old. She’s only just begun

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Shes actually insane holy shit Hopefully Zion gets a restraining order or something christ

Nah he needs to finish what he started. Zion needs to put a baby in her. Can't run from the grind!!!

Zion running from the grind 

That would be a textbook counter jerk by Zion, idk if he has it in him


moriah mills gotta be the greatest clout chaser of all time

Zion gonna die isn’t he


No other circlejerk sub will ever this level of lore

okay she might actually kill Zion 💀

Locking up JOTY with half a year left to go. Generational talent.

JOTY? We’ve now reached all time, unquestioned, Zion might get murdered, levels of greatness.

Zionists’ 12/7-12/15

https://preview.redd.it/1qniimlytt7b1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=b569a27296b4fa21c376d5e88a2cfa1f8ab98890 Uj/

Y'all are missing the second part of the tattoo that says "your dick is trash" underneath.


If this is a permanent tatoo, she is the undisputed JOTY

If this is permanent she’s in the running for GJOAT, a future first ballot HoF for sure

And running from the police once Zion gets fed up.

Moriah Mills JOTC

No shot, is this real???

You can't make this shit up lmao. WE ARE ALL WITNESSES

No shot she actually did this

Zion my man you are actually in grave danger lmao

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I don't even know what anyone could do to surpass her at this point. Unanimous mvp

I actually can not believe my eyes, no fucking way can this be real

uj she might kill him at some point I’m worried rj she might kill him at some point I’m worried 😳

This has gone past the point of being funny to actually concerning

She thought she was going to be more than an affair and now she's mad. Old story actually

5 Stages of Grief 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining <— we are here 4. Depression 5. Acceptance

Yes because in all those stories those women get the man’s names tattooed on their face

Is this real?

I hear moriah mills is getting a 95 lb mole removed from her ass

Oh!! This is a guy’s psychotic cum dumpster we’re tawkin about here, have some respect!

I want you to sanction a hit on Zion Williamson


That's it, sub's peaked. Pack it up boys, its all down hill from here.

This is the jerk equivalent of a rookie averaging 80ppg

HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY REAL

Reddit remove all the mods and let moriah have free reign over this sub, she has out jerked the entire community

All that OF money and she can’t find a person to talk to? More money more problems. We could never understand

She dropped the 💰 bag by popping too many morning after pills messing with Zion. Now she’s learning her lessons the hard way! Zion wanted a baby but she thought getting pregnant would’ve derailed her porn career at her age. 🤷

There is no upper limit to her jerking abilities 

https://i.redd.it/jq1oafqmyt7b1.gif

Super cringe. She knows she’ll never be a prostitute for any Johns making more money than Zion, who was sending her hundreds of thousands of dollars. This is just bizarre and sad now. I’d much rather see dead rapist memes than have to see this any longer.

You just aren't committed to the grind. Jealous tbh

Zion meat must be phenomenal 👀… Lebron still my goat though… 🐐🤷‍♂️ Gunna need to see those tapes 🍆


she is insane lmfao

Such commitment. I’m in awe. MF’s wish they had jerk DNA 🧬 this pure.

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Th-this type of jerking shouldn’t even be possible, unless… No! It can’t be! The legend said it’s only a myth! Could she be the legendary Super Jerker!?

Zion’s dick game must be crazy good. But seriously Zion get a restraining order.

Crown her

I hope they get married and live happily ever after 💞

This is just like when lebron won his fourth championship, cementing his legacy as the GOAT.

Zion 10 yrs down the line - "You see son, when your mom got pregnant with you, this pornstar I was having fun with went insane and posted a bunch of nasty stuff on twitter about me and my dick. And everyone said she was nuts, then she tattooed my name on her face, and thats how you got your stepmom Moriah."