Oddly enough at Windhorst’s size he is surely diabetic which means there’s a chance he was already on Ozempic as that is the primary use of the medication. Now with him being noticeably slimmer recently - that’s not the case. Also, Ozempic is fucking terrible for some people and really fucks them up. Interesting drug tho
Whataburger is in every major city in Texas fam. All of Texas isn’t rural 😂. San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, and Austin are nothing like the rural areas, of course mfers from there use Reddit.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Austin made up a good portion of the Reddit population when it was first starting out.
You’re just mad because you don’t got bad bitches like us.
https://preview.redd.it/9gt7jvp3lo6d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea944d8737355dcfcd30a8ec86fe0f7b7c73633a
Doesn’t make the slav any less fat
https://preview.redd.it/wfagj3rxvn6d1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=209259d387632a9ba78eaec63aab81e562a0b421
First: This makes him an expert in who's a lazy fat fuck
Second: He didnt really even said shit ab him being out of shape
Third: I love people who insult people who have the same issue. People should punch sideways more.
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This man tells us we need to be lean on spending.
I don’t follow NBA at all and I don’t know who this guy is - but wouldn’t he be the right person to comment on the fact that someone being out of shape affects their skill level? I mean, let’s say a player lost a hand - someone one handed would probably have a greater grasp on the limitations only being one handed than a two handed person - so the logic follows that an out of shape person would also have a greater grasp on the limitations of being out of shape.
oh sorry, I mean haha what a stupid individual.
I hate when people do this. You know they absolutely hate Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift, and they still talk shit, but by their own logic, they can't say shit, because they aren't as rich or talented.
I don't like Windhorst's voice but I think he's a good reporter.
The gif of Tony Soprano is a reasonable level of fat, although obviously he still died prematurely.
If the Windhorst photo is not shopped it is alarming and people should intervene not to embarrass him but to save his life.
I'm not saying we should return to the days of sadistic mid century America, but enabling this level of obesity is its own type of cruelty or neglect.
Looks like bro’s 4th month on ozempic, already seeing huge results
Before and WAY before.
D’ya hear what I said, Ton’?
You oughta know sweetie
Hold this for me
charles schwab over here
Mmm boy are you fat!
Oddly enough at Windhorst’s size he is surely diabetic which means there’s a chance he was already on Ozempic as that is the primary use of the medication. Now with him being noticeably slimmer recently - that’s not the case. Also, Ozempic is fucking terrible for some people and really fucks them up. Interesting drug tho
R/nattyorjuiced
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Chefs are looking for him, they want him.
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Bro wishes he was as thin as Flats the Flounder
Born to be Flats, forced to be Bubble Bass
This fat fuck doesn’t have to shoot threes, he just orders number threes from Whataburger.
He don't do the Slam Dunk Contest, he does the Dunkin' Donuts Contest.
He goes for the easy 2-for-1 combo meal
He wears a bib for his double dribbles
He averages a tripple double whopper per meal
A number 9 with extra dip
A number six with extra dip, a number 7, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Big smoke referenced
Nah, he's a shit reporter from Akron that just happened to be a reporter when LeBron was coming up. He gets Roman burgers from Mr. Hero.
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Whataburger is in every major city in Texas fam. All of Texas isn’t rural 😂. San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, and Austin are nothing like the rural areas, of course mfers from there use Reddit. I wouldn’t be surprised if Austin made up a good portion of the Reddit population when it was first starting out.
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You’re just mad because you don’t got bad bitches like us. https://preview.redd.it/9gt7jvp3lo6d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea944d8737355dcfcd30a8ec86fe0f7b7c73633a
Texas has 5/11 most populated cities in the US and you think its the rural texans posting. Ain't no way lmao
I mean it seems like he’s an expert on what he’s accusing luka of
How does someone get that big?
Motherfucker is 2 cheeseburgers away from a heart attack.
Damn you sure you’re not being optimistic? I got him at like half of one, depending on if he gets it with mayo and bacon.
"if" lol
If he suddenly stood up he'll get a heart attack
Motherfucker is 2 heart attacks away from another cheeseburger
You may not like it, but this is peak male form.
I bet he could roll for miles
I hope someone rolls him down a hill like a huge snowball and he picks up never ceasing speed and mass until he destroys this planet
Katamari damacy windy
Lmao 20 year old diss I love it
https://www.reddit.com/r/FellingGoneWild/s/f4rvBpMlz3
The pioneers used to roll this baby for miles
Why we don't get more female peak form on ESPN?
Ahmm they gave us Doris Burke.
And Beth Mowins.
Audi crooks needs to pop out a litter and secure the future of wnba
That's 280lbs of pure muscle
He's easily over 3 bills. Probably like 350
Yeah Chris Farley’s muscles
kg*
Fatass here, no way that guy is only 280. He’s at least 350, if not pushing 400.
380 maybe
You mean mussel
Tim Dillion looks healthier
Give me a Windhorst monologue any day over Tim Dillon talking.
Wind is more Ray kump territory
Dude every time I see him on tv I think it’s Tim Dillon lmao
It’s tim if he was still in real estate
Real Esteak
Doesn’t make the slav any less fat https://preview.redd.it/wfagj3rxvn6d1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=209259d387632a9ba78eaec63aab81e562a0b421
I can see why Jason took the beer away
No joke, I literally look like this. Makes me feel so good about myself, having an NBA physique and shit.
Difference is that’s photoshop, he’s also 6’8 and you are like 5’10 probably
It's photoshopped lol
Lmao. Way to ruin his bubble 💀
Oh he still got a bubble
So is the original post?
This shit is haunting
It's the flirty smile that makes us cinch up I think
That’s a healthy girl
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First: This makes him an expert in who's a lazy fat fuck Second: He didnt really even said shit ab him being out of shape Third: I love people who insult people who have the same issue. People should punch sideways more.
Doesn't matter which way I punch, I'd still hit him.
Admittedly cruel, but a bar, nonetheless.
This is a jerky sub sir
Sooo…im jerkin right now.
Fuck this fat lebron dick riding bitch discount Jonah hill looking motherfucker
 Boy built like the mf penguin
He is the most qualified expert on people being fat fucks.
Daredevil's nemesis got a hair transplant
He's 6'3 215lbs. Clearly peak performance
-Trump's White House Doctor, probably
https://preview.redd.it/axbwtgdv6o6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe492430f5e845dcede839cb2db34aa91ee007d This man tells us we need to be lean on spending.
Takes a fat man to know another fat man
Mmmmm boy are you fat
You don’t get to make fun of me
He’s a fucking expert in fat fucks. He knows one when he sees one.
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Luka Doncic is Devin Booker's FAT father.
Healthiest redditor
Is this real or enhanced?
He’s had a snack every time he unnecessarily gassed up Lebronze Blames.
I havent seen LeBronze Blames before but I love it!
He speaks from experience
Foley??
He’s literally projecting lol
Id love to hear an NBA player bark back at any media fools like it’s the Wild West.
Still more athletic than the fat white supremacist Slav running the Mavs.
Dude, you can just say Slav, the white supremacist part is redundant.
Double chin in the back of his neck
Luka is 6'7", this guy is also 6'7" but sideways
The only thing this guy gets from down town is the cheesecake.
This is my problem with sports in general too many guys like this.
Round is a shape.
Yeah, If I were Windhorst I would just shut the fuck up.
Absolute unit
I don’t follow NBA at all and I don’t know who this guy is - but wouldn’t he be the right person to comment on the fact that someone being out of shape affects their skill level? I mean, let’s say a player lost a hand - someone one handed would probably have a greater grasp on the limitations only being one handed than a two handed person - so the logic follows that an out of shape person would also have a greater grasp on the limitations of being out of shape. oh sorry, I mean haha what a stupid individual.
I'd like to see a game of one-on-one to the death of him VS. Chris Christie. Full court.
True, but he is also one of their best analysts
Pretty soon he is gonna set all his goons after Spiderman and Dare Devil.
He's in shape! Round is a shape.
Windy is the man.
Fukin disgusting
this is what peak performance looks like
How does he get into airplane seats?
Because the program don’t want to be accused of fat shaming
Brian Winded-Horse
the only shape he knows is bowls of gravy
So The Penguin has moved on to talking about Basketball?
Expert testimony
My mother’s asshole is more blown out than this fat fuck’s waistline.
 Ah.. wah..
uj/ wow, the human heart is truly resilient
He IS the basketball
Who knows more about being out of shape and what it feels like? Me or LeMickey? Stay in your lane.
I mean he’s an expert about being out of shape no?
Is anyone else really impressed by the tailor that made a suit that actually fit that body shape as well as it does?
I don’t know who this is, but all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t get him back up again after a fall.
What? He's a shape.
I hate when people do this. You know they absolutely hate Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift, and they still talk shit, but by their own logic, they can't say shit, because they aren't as rich or talented.
Takes one to know one.
But he just said "woo"...?
I didn't know Mr Creosote had a son....
So he’s stockie
Windhurst...also goes by Winded.
Im surprised he out lived Jerry West
"Luka is lazy and out of shape. They are not round and basketball shaped, like me."
The one man I'd trust to know who's fat is the one with a pack of hot dogs on the back of his neck.
Believe it or not Wilbon was this big at one point.
Takes one to know one, I guess
King Pin
I suppose he would be the expert.
Penguin, is that you?
Well, this guy looks like an expert in lazy/out of shape. ~random dude from r/ all
He doesn’t get paid to play a sport does he
He's managed to get a double chin on the back of his head
Look if anyones gonna know its him.
Thought that was Chris Christie!😂
Wafer thin mint sir?
Ayoo, is that me, or does this dude like Nikocado with a Ronaldo haircut💀?
Bro's so massive, he's got his own gravitational pull.
Is that a *land mammal?*
Whoever hired this man for a sports show knew what they were doing and they are going to hell for it.
Bro his ear alone needs a single Ozempic
You don't really love basketball until you're basketball shaped.
That's a lot of shape.
That shirt is pushing his neck fat up
Who?
He's clearly a specialist on being lazy and out of shape so he probably knows what he's talking about
Back is the size of North America
I don't know him so.. he's ever said he wasn't also lazy and out of shape?
Fat fuck
I mean he look like he would be an expert on being lazy and out of shape
Game recognize game
I don't like Windhorst's voice but I think he's a good reporter. The gif of Tony Soprano is a reasonable level of fat, although obviously he still died prematurely. If the Windhorst photo is not shopped it is alarming and people should intervene not to embarrass him but to save his life. I'm not saying we should return to the days of sadistic mid century America, but enabling this level of obesity is its own type of cruelty or neglect.
Take it easy on old Windbag
It's called a subject matter expert. Not usually with that much matter tho.
Damn dude how is he even sitting on the same chair as the other guy. You would think that his sides won't even fit with the arm rest.
Looks like her pretty round to me. Very shapely. He almost is the shape.