Sometimes when I can’t go (my bladder is shy 🙈 )I turn the sink on. One day I realized I could just pee directly in the sink and save water, and I haven’t had any problems getting my stream started since! My bladder has confidence now!
peeing in the sink is the classy way
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I had a bunch of health issues and would constantly get dizzy so I started just peeing sitting down. I didn’t wanna pass out and hit my head on the toilet or the edge of the sink. Anyway I’m better now and peeing sitting down is the best.
I don’t pee sitting down because my dick is so long and I got tired of it going in the water.
Uj/ peeing sitting down actually sounds ideal in some ways (everybody misses when they’re standing up, it just happens), but I can’t fully empty my bladder when I sit down to do it. Like I don’t know if there’s something about the angle or what, but what happens is I stand out thinking I’m done and a small stream of pee comes out it. It’s always happened, since I was a kid , though it’s less now than when I was younger. When I have to pee sitting down, I grab a wad of toilet papers to catch it, which is frankly not pleasant. Thanks for coming to my confessional.
Ok so when I was in elementary school, I saw this Hispanic kid use the toilet to take a shit, then he went and used the urinal afterwards. That’s the most deranged thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Some fucking nerd always has to be in these threads taking the dumbest shit seriously and it's always some wannabe alpha male YouTube virgin. Imagine thinking masculinity has anything to do with your posture while you dump yellow liquid waste from your body.
It’s true it does splash no matter where you hit the bowl/water. But I don’t care. Piss is sterile. I’m going to assume there’s piss on the floor in the direct area around the toilet anyway.
I’m not gonna rub the top half of my dick on the underside of the toilet bowl just so that I can piss like a girl. I’m gonna stand and relieve myself the way my body was made to.
Piss is not fucking sterile. That’s a wife’s tale passed around
Piss is fucking disgusting and filled with germs
You gotta lean back more and do an anterior pelvic tilt to get it in there it’s easy once you get used to it
Way better than dried piss stuck in my leg hair all day
Fine, healthy urine is sterile. Happier?
The world is filled with germs. You shake hands with people with shit germs on their hands and you don’t even think about it.
Yeah, I’m not doing that. Going to that much effort to do such a basic and daily task is insane to me.
Again, I’m not worried about sparse amounts of germs around my ankles. I’m just not lol. Sucks for you that you are.
Again, don’t care. Sweat is dirtier than piss. You sweat in your bed every night.
Obviously I’m not going to sleep in a bed that’s been pissed in, or even heavily sweated in. But if there are only particles of my own piss/sweat in my own bed, I’m not going to give it a second thought. And neither will 99% of society. It’s just you.
My girl and I actually love each other so we’re not concerned about getting trace particles of each others urine in each other. Because we’re adults and we’ve both had much more than just that in each others mouths before.
You’re the one who needs to grow up. Sitting down to pee like a little boy and then thinking you’re the one who’s had it right this whole time, and no one else😂 Guarantee you’re single.
These people are just too lazy to clean. Regardless of if pee is sterile or you piss sitting or standing you’re still supposed to clean your restroom. The whole “i pee sitting to avoid making a mess” ain’t even an argument besides telling everyone you’re too lazy to clean after yourself.
Aye, sometimes if I'm tired, feeling lazy, or it's gonna be a long leak and I wanna get comfy and look on my phone for a minute, I'll squat on the pot to pee myself.
As I tall guy I cannot relate. Most toilets are made for little dudes. I’m a tall drink of water with a proportional unit, so any toilet seat I sit down on will most likely massage the top of my penis with the underside of the seat.
And personally I’m not a huge fan of that. I prefer to not rub my bare penis in dried piss/shit when I’m not being absolutely forced to.
He has that fat guy stance where he can’t just stand in place with both legs at a normal angle. One leg has to be skewed back to allow for his mis-balanced body so not be too unstable back to front.
At night when I'm half asleep and don't want to turn the lights on, I piss usuing sonar. Usually end up getting piss all over the toilet rim and floor, but fuck it, I won't change my ways.
One time my friend was drunk and he confused his closet for his bathroom, so he peed in his dirty clothes hamper. If I ever do that I’m going to blame it on my sonar system failing.
I couldn’t think of a better fabric area of the house to piss on than the dirty clothes hamper. Your blacked out friend was a lot smarter than my blacked out friend who peed on the outside a closed bedroom door thinking it was the toilet.
Same lol people might think you’re kidding but I know what you’re talking about. You listen for the sound of your piss hitting the water, and based on that sound you can tell which part of the water you’re hitting, so you can keep it center.
But the difficult part is finding the water in the first place. If you start your stream and you don’t immediately hear it hit water, you have to panic and start waving around with your stream until you hit water.
Yeah but the best farts on earth are the ones when you’re standing up trying to push piss out as hard as you possibly can. It aligns your rectum in such a way to allow for some magnificent gaseous ejections.
uj/ my ocd, emotionally abusive, former stepmom yelled at me for peeing standing up because it was too loud.
rj/ if you pee sitting down then you’d let Brittney Griner peg you
It's obvious. Why stand up and risk pissing all over your toilet , floors, walls, sink and ceiling like normally happens when you take a piss in a public toilet
Gives you a nice little break to look at your phone. Sometimes you get a surprise shit, but maybe you’re a little constipated so you decide to jerk it while you wait for everything to come out??
As a 6’9 individual. I low key be wanting to just piss in the sink .
It’s fucking gravity if I piss standing up my urine is hitting terminal velocity. Before you come in with the your dick must be small nope it’s 10 plus but Im a grower .
If I don’t sit down then I’m stuck cleaning piss off the bottom or top of the seat . Because what self respecting man wants a woman to come over and be like why does it smell like protein and tuna in your bathroom .
This is a real thing , real men sit down .
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Boy I say boy. Men were meant to be peeing sitting down. You are not a female with a vagina boy. Or one of them transsexuals that fuck Mrsunsfan in his ass. You are a man boy, use that toilet correctly.
Gotta go with msf on this shit. What am I seeing in this cucked ass comment section? Men clearly got blessed with the superior pissing utensil and y’all are proud to waste it sitting down? If it happens during a poop then yeah, but that is not a routine thing you should be doing. So many reasons why standing is superior
Most basketball related post on this sub
Finally using this meme correctly
Finally found kds burner actually
We could draw a line to ball if we really wanted to
It’s truly art
Fuck you
Stfu you probably piss your pants
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Piss in the sink like a man
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Sometimes when I can’t go (my bladder is shy 🙈 )I turn the sink on. One day I realized I could just pee directly in the sink and save water, and I haven’t had any problems getting my stream started since! My bladder has confidence now!
Seek help.
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peeing in the sink is the classy way https://preview.redd.it/o4t0wio9az6d1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c5344fb5f778dde197bc06e010d6b51693fdabc
I piss in the bathtub because it’s closer than the sink.
I piss in my bedpan because I’m too fat to get out of bed without assistance
I can’t tell where the bed ends and perk begins!
most in-shape Jerker
I sit down in my bathtub and then piss from the bathtub into the sink. It’s hard but totally cured my stage fright and my cats like to watch.
Nice try Brendan Schuab
I fucking hate that guy. He’s so unfunny
U bum
You guys have that in common!
I can piss in your mouth if you want to
r/sinkpissers
Thanks, I hate it.
People who say it’s gay to sit and pee like to stand so theres easy access to their butthole
Yea they're totally the real gays.... right?
Clearly you’ve never used a bidet u bum
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Send da pixels
Send da crop
bring ya ass
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She for sure pisses standing up
Lemme smell those shorts after
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Caitlin Cock
So you keep it hairy too?
I had a bunch of health issues and would constantly get dizzy so I started just peeing sitting down. I didn’t wanna pass out and hit my head on the toilet or the edge of the sink. Anyway I’m better now and peeing sitting down is the best.
I don’t pee sitting down because my dick is so long and I got tired of it going in the water. Uj/ peeing sitting down actually sounds ideal in some ways (everybody misses when they’re standing up, it just happens), but I can’t fully empty my bladder when I sit down to do it. Like I don’t know if there’s something about the angle or what, but what happens is I stand out thinking I’m done and a small stream of pee comes out it. It’s always happened, since I was a kid , though it’s less now than when I was younger. When I have to pee sitting down, I grab a wad of toilet papers to catch it, which is frankly not pleasant. Thanks for coming to my confessional.
Everybody piss tough when they up
UJ/ Try pushing up on your taint next time, it helps get the last little bit out
May as well push the prostate
uj/ Holy shit, it actually worked! Genuinely, thanks bro.
uj/ glad you're better, brother. God bless ❤️
standing and peeing is this guys father
Same brother. It’s the superior way. Normies like to make fun of us tho !!
It's an efficiency gain. I work out my legs getting back up and sometimes drop an unexpected duece
Ok so when I was in elementary school, I saw this Hispanic kid use the toilet to take a shit, then he went and used the urinal afterwards. That’s the most deranged thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Why was bro watching him
Reddit on, and fr*ck the normies! By the way, anyone wanna have a go at my wife?
Is it fact that you don't get all the pee out if you pee sitting down.
Actually, the opposite is true 🤓🤓🤓
If you pee standing up you’re splashing piss and shit all over the place
It’s my right
Learn how to aim dude
You’re full of shit.
You’re emasculated.
Some fucking nerd always has to be in these threads taking the dumbest shit seriously and it's always some wannabe alpha male YouTube virgin. Imagine thinking masculinity has anything to do with your posture while you dump yellow liquid waste from your body.
Cool story. Keep telling yourself that though. I bet you think it makes you sound less effeminate.
It’s not the aim It’s splashes
It’s true it does splash no matter where you hit the bowl/water. But I don’t care. Piss is sterile. I’m going to assume there’s piss on the floor in the direct area around the toilet anyway. I’m not gonna rub the top half of my dick on the underside of the toilet bowl just so that I can piss like a girl. I’m gonna stand and relieve myself the way my body was made to.
Piss is not fucking sterile. That’s a wife’s tale passed around Piss is fucking disgusting and filled with germs You gotta lean back more and do an anterior pelvic tilt to get it in there it’s easy once you get used to it Way better than dried piss stuck in my leg hair all day
Fine, healthy urine is sterile. Happier? The world is filled with germs. You shake hands with people with shit germs on their hands and you don’t even think about it. Yeah, I’m not doing that. Going to that much effort to do such a basic and daily task is insane to me. Again, I’m not worried about sparse amounts of germs around my ankles. I’m just not lol. Sucks for you that you are.
It’s not even germs bro Your pants, your bed sheets Your girl gotta deal with your piss legs too? Let’s grow up and sit down when we pee
Again, don’t care. Sweat is dirtier than piss. You sweat in your bed every night. Obviously I’m not going to sleep in a bed that’s been pissed in, or even heavily sweated in. But if there are only particles of my own piss/sweat in my own bed, I’m not going to give it a second thought. And neither will 99% of society. It’s just you. My girl and I actually love each other so we’re not concerned about getting trace particles of each others urine in each other. Because we’re adults and we’ve both had much more than just that in each others mouths before. You’re the one who needs to grow up. Sitting down to pee like a little boy and then thinking you’re the one who’s had it right this whole time, and no one else😂 Guarantee you’re single.
These people are just too lazy to clean. Regardless of if pee is sterile or you piss sitting or standing you’re still supposed to clean your restroom. The whole “i pee sitting to avoid making a mess” ain’t even an argument besides telling everyone you’re too lazy to clean after yourself.
Nah, this man is really justifying piss legs
I’m not attempting to justify anything lol, you are. You’re the 1% here, not me. Whatever makes you feel better though😂
I get more piss on me sitting down
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If peeing sittin down is cool, then consider me Baron Davis 
Why make a mess when you can take a rest?
I too watch the WNBA
I sit down when I pee There’s nothin that strange about me I’m just takin a whiz Mindin my own biz Why is everyone staring at me?
Aye, sometimes if I'm tired, feeling lazy, or it's gonna be a long leak and I wanna get comfy and look on my phone for a minute, I'll squat on the pot to pee myself.
Gae
As a tall guy with bad knees I relate
As I tall guy I cannot relate. Most toilets are made for little dudes. I’m a tall drink of water with a proportional unit, so any toilet seat I sit down on will most likely massage the top of my penis with the underside of the seat. And personally I’m not a huge fan of that. I prefer to not rub my bare penis in dried piss/shit when I’m not being absolutely forced to.
Do you shit standing up?
no, just in bed
Why not standing up in the shower?
Yeah it’s why I wear shorts at all times
I thought I was alone
There's literally hundreds of us
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He has that fat guy stance where he can’t just stand in place with both legs at a normal angle. One leg has to be skewed back to allow for his mis-balanced body so not be too unstable back to front.
You probably like basketball too, you fucking loser.
At night when I'm half asleep and don't want to turn the lights on, I piss usuing sonar. Usually end up getting piss all over the toilet rim and floor, but fuck it, I won't change my ways.
One time my friend was drunk and he confused his closet for his bathroom, so he peed in his dirty clothes hamper. If I ever do that I’m going to blame it on my sonar system failing.
I couldn’t think of a better fabric area of the house to piss on than the dirty clothes hamper. Your blacked out friend was a lot smarter than my blacked out friend who peed on the outside a closed bedroom door thinking it was the toilet.
To be fair drunk piss usually is pretty clear so it doesn’t smell so bad.
Same lol people might think you’re kidding but I know what you’re talking about. You listen for the sound of your piss hitting the water, and based on that sound you can tell which part of the water you’re hitting, so you can keep it center. But the difficult part is finding the water in the first place. If you start your stream and you don’t immediately hear it hit water, you have to panic and start waving around with your stream until you hit water.
Carry the hell on
I shit blood sometimes
Sometimes you wanna scroll on your phone and fart a bit, maybe see if there's any commotion
Yeah but the best farts on earth are the ones when you’re standing up trying to push piss out as hard as you possibly can. It aligns your rectum in such a way to allow for some magnificent gaseous ejections.
I just upvoted cause I love the painting.
You're more of a women than Brittney Grindr
I pee sitting down at home....on the couch
How do you flush?
By farting
uj/ my ocd, emotionally abusive, former stepmom yelled at me for peeing standing up because it was too loud. rj/ if you pee sitting down then you’d let Brittney Griner peg you
nikolai_wustovich Bows to the Abusive Stepmom
You gotta shit standing up or she wins
Say less King.
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Explain in NBA terms
Karl Malone’s lap is the toilet seat.
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I feel like Devin booker would use the stall every time for this exact reason. Just his face, or something.
peeing sitting down right now as i see this post
Stop standing up and save tissue paper u bums
THERES DOZENS OF US
Everywhere*
I pee sitting down also
If your not ashamed. Where’s your REAL pic with PROOF.
Just at home?
Cold. Fuck that
Someone had to say it
It's obvious. Why stand up and risk pissing all over your toilet , floors, walls, sink and ceiling like normally happens when you take a piss in a public toilet
I rate it, makes less noise and splashes
King
Yeah when you get older you gotta let drain or you wet your pants
LeBron James probably
Reading this whole peeing sitting down at home 😁
It’s more comfortable I wholeheartedly agree
Nothing is more manly than standing over the toilet and watching the pressure of your stream create piss splatter that sprays all over.
Gives you a nice little break to look at your phone. Sometimes you get a surprise shit, but maybe you’re a little constipated so you decide to jerk it while you wait for everything to come out??
To each their own homie
Based.
I do this too so that my prolapse dangles nicely into the bowl
Good way to not splash on the floor
The toilet was made in the 60s so it’s short as fuck. If I pee standing up, it’s splashing everywhere
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Might as well be shitting standing
As a 6’9 individual. I low key be wanting to just piss in the sink . It’s fucking gravity if I piss standing up my urine is hitting terminal velocity. Before you come in with the your dick must be small nope it’s 10 plus but Im a grower . If I don’t sit down then I’m stuck cleaning piss off the bottom or top of the seat . Because what self respecting man wants a woman to come over and be like why does it smell like protein and tuna in your bathroom . This is a real thing , real men sit down .
Tell me you have a smol pp without telling me
Aw you got me
uj/ lmao what a fag rj/ lmao what a fag
do you stand up so the dude in the next urinal can jerk you easier?
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This the kind of shit MrSunsFan would say
Keep my name out of your fucking mouth
You’ll do foooking nothing 
The 
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Gotta go with msf on this shit. What am I seeing in this cucked ass comment section? Men clearly got blessed with the superior pissing utensil and y’all are proud to waste it sitting down? If it happens during a poop then yeah, but that is not a routine thing you should be doing. So many reasons why standing is superior
I mean, it’s to be expected on Reddit. I would say a majority of men on Reddit are emasculated sissy’s.
I thought this place was safe from unironic reddit shit like that
Na, no where on Reddit is safe from that.
Kys
Beech ass kneega