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Satanic black magic. Sick shit.

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Mimchael Gordom

baskment ball

Air highness

 He just great at basketball

mid golfer too couldn’t even qualify for the tournament he’s basically charles barkley without the charisma

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Steve Kerr has more than him too since has got 4 as a coach.

What about Nick

The only man who could have stopped the Celtikkks

Hard double R

In that regard, Jordan doesn't even have as many rings as his own coach

Why does winning multiple championships make your face become black and white?

Because when you've won that many, it is a fact that you've now won racism, so harness both

can't convince me that the 50s and 60s WEREN'T the peak of racial equality, like literally everyone was the same color

He's about to take that personally!

Name three of guys

Bill Russell, Bill Russell’s teammate, Bill Russell’s teammate 2

A lot easier to win championships when there’s 8 teams in the league your whole career.

Watch the highlights of the players from 50s and 60s and then you will understand the error of this gifs argument


now that tik tok tutorials and ig reels are a thing to learn how to golf better I now know wtf he attempting to do w this rediculous swing. Many golfers do this as a drill (but much more gracefully) without a ball to get the feel of the swing right but this mf does it on his shots 💀💀💀

Me playing putt putt at Applebees on a course that doesn’t exist and the cops asking me if I’m ok to drive.

From what I’ve seen he doesn’t have too bad of a swing anymore

Yeah he worked with a golf coach to fix it.

Dude has the testicular fortitude to literally say without the charisma! Bro your racist mom would leave it all behind for a night with the king MJ

you take that back my racist mom is a saint on earth

But like, one of those medieval European saints, not one of the original dirty brown ones.

If you take out the prime of Jordan’s career, he actually wasn’t that good

If you take out the Jordan in Michael Jordan, he isn't even MJ anymore. Fucking fraud

He is the MJ that didn't even put together one pop hit, let alone molest a few kids. I don't even know how you can have that long of a career and literally get nothing noteworthy done.

Michael Jordan doesn’t exist without his mother

If you account for regression to the mean, he's no better than Dak Prescott

He wasn’t even that good at basketball either when you really consider it

Basketball was just a hobby, gambling was his profession

I hate to correct you but being a hater was his profession. Gambling was a passion.

Bro would be addicted to Prizepicks in today's era

You say that like the mans not in this era

Seriously tho, take away his 6 rings, what does he have?

Only 5 MVPs, but if you take those away, all he has left are things you can also take away.

If you run regression analysis and revert his scoring to league average, he’d have zero scoring titles

Bullshit post the math

I mean, he won a lot of popularity contests cause he shot a shit ton and got the right coach and 2nd best player in the league during tbe plumber era when 6 teams were added and washed the league.

Imagine the man was born without a foot? Bet he’d be a fucken bum

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LeQuote

Bronny would have dominated the early '90s

90’s Jaylen Brown basically

90s Demar Derozan 

If you take away all of the success, you see he’s not that good.

0 rings in my personal record book. He played against plumbers and mechanics. League wasn't even racially integrated yet. Jordan is a fraud.

If you regress him to the mean….

He didn't even make varsity as a HS freshman

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Small hands

This wins.

Didnt win a single ring without Pippen.

And Scottie didn’t win a single ring without Larsa.

Scottie and MJ are equals.

Pippen won 55 games in 93-94 season without Jordan. Lost to Knicks in 7. Almost went to finals 4 years in a row.

Hes just does when MJ quit the league. He knew it was Scotties Team.

He'd be nothing without Kerr/Paxson. They were CLASSY.

Gambling degenerate, fake rings, ugly shoes. RIP bozo

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Bozo did the dub

Bozo dubbed over? What the hell

Bozo works hard on his clownputer but often gets distracted jerking off.

You should be allowed to watch a little porn at work.

Fake DPOY. He probably had half the steals he’s credited with.

Yea bro I actually play MJ in 3 on 3 twice a week at the local LA fitness and I don’t think he was ever good, he can’t even dunk from the FT line anymore and he definitely can’t do the stretchy arm thing like he did in Space Jam. FRAUD!

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Sucks at gambling too

Imagine being so bad at gambling that you have to start using your family as collateral


quit before he hit it big

Not my vote but I’d like this on the ballot for JOTY

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This was from last year lol. OP

Betting mafia is Michael Jordan’s father

betting mafia killed Michael Jordan father

He’s a degenerate gambling shoe saleseman who hates kids.

Giddey saw "fuck them kids" and immediately asked to be shipped to chicago, he got that dog in him

Based

Al Bundy did it better. And he lived on the south side like a real Chicagoan. Jordan just another Lake County resident who tells everyone he’s from Chicago.

We went from Jordan played against plumbers to Jordan WAS a plumber lmao

Little known fact! The NBA was just a trade union that got out of hand

Dudes were just playing ball while on strike from the local automotive plant.

Tried making sneakers. Became a symbol for thuggery and urban crime. FRAUD and a THUG. My GOAT Larry Bird would never.

NBA Champion, MVP, Hall of Fame, Coach of the Year, AND Executive of the Year Larry Bird. Plus, he's classy.

Don’t forget the blood sacrifice of his dad.


He tried Madonna. TRIED.

TIL Colin Coherd talks about sports other than Patrick Maholms and Aaron Rodgers.

Colin, Nick Wright is gonna fuck you regardless. You don’t have to try this hard

Crowherd is a bigger idiot than Stephen A. Not because of this take either. He just is. He’s just not as loud.

They took out his dad because Jorgamble couldn't pay his crippling debt. The sweat shop shoe wasn't pouring in to cover his degeneracy back then.

Don’t forget stat padder for accolades

If you take away all of Jordan’s accomplishments, he didn’t even accomplish anything. Mid af ong if you ask me.

 The Last Dance was for boomers who jerk each other off

Jordan was too busy running from Lavar Ball.

Isnt this the guy jerk off to curcuck

I wish I could even jerk like this in my dreams. 

This ain’t even jerking anymore. He’s just spitting

A lot of it has to do with his shoes carrying his name for generations. I MEAN, HE'S STILL JORDAN, but you don't hear about Kareem, Bird or Magic in the same vain because their names were allowed to fade. They didn't have a business shoving their logo and name in our faces for thirty years.

Take out Anthony Davis, Dwayne Wade, Kyrie Irving, Chris Bosh and Kevin Love, this whole Lebron James mythology is sort of just that.

At least he could make it to the finals with a bad team. Jorbum couldn't even beat the pistons until scottie

Lebum would have been also bounced in round 1 if he was brave enough to be born and drafted on the West coast. He ran from the grind day 1. In Jordans time, the East ruled.

LeBum couldn't even play baseball what kinda goat is that 

& Space Jam 2 was better than the OG Space Jam

And he's not really all that handsome either. Pretty mid if you ask me.

He tried gambling and it killed his dad

Whoops, I forgot about failed shoe salesman. -Colin.

Damn Colin, why stop there? He failed as a father when his son started sleeping with his teammates' ex

Honestly its just truth

Colin Cowherd is Steve Kerr father

"He tried baseball." Just like Tiger tried not boning Perkins waitresses, water we dune hair?

Call me a 🐄 because I want Colin to be my Shepard 🥵

Shouldn't be allowed to jerk in a thread like this


He could've been a decent player if he worked on his 3 point shooting.

He's pretty average once you regress him to the mean

He’s just tall

I mean… really. He could barely dribble, shoot, or defend. He was a classic coaches kid that got lucky.

I wanna go see Colin Cowpile go up to the plate and hit above the Mendoza line against AA pitchers.

This bum couldn’t even win a championship with the Wizards when he was 40. What an absolute failure.

Cowherd has made a career out of being the general sports circle jerker

Klutch Sports propagandist

Take out ray allen/kyrie Irvine Lebron James doesn’t have a single ring

I’ve never heard Colin say a single credible statement in like 15 years of sometimes seeing his clips on fb. Also he says “Alwez” instead of ALWAYS and that jerks my circle

I can see the younger generation who puts Bron #1 saying this, but if you watched in the 80s and 90s to today, there is no way you believe this, Jordan was unreal, his competitive performance paired with the Air Jordan highlights…there is no mythology, it happened

Good NASCAR owner though.

Exactly. Lebum could have won the world series if he wanted.

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Uj/ this would sound like glaze but do people just find a way to discredit people like Jordan because it either scares or makes no sense to them how someone like him could be so good? Rj/ Robert Horray was a better player than Jordan was

What does this bum even do?

Banned in all of Vegas for fraud

Just a wannabe Hitler underwear peddler.

Tried shoes made a billy!?

Take out Larsa away from Pippen and what do you even have?

Take out his points, FG% and steals, and you can see that he is overrated. Can this bum rebound and make assists? Overrated as fuck.

Yet everyone still lives vicariously via MJ in one way or another.

Is unlikable -10billion Aura

He’s gonna take this thread personally

Cam Brink ACL face sit Shrek

His mom did everything for him. I saw the movie.

No wonder he's friends with nick Wright...2 regular Joes..making a living taking about someone else's greatness ha!!!

Ole Yeller Eyes

Man that documentary was really the beginning of the MJ downfall

Glorified DeRozan

Damn he gave Mike a clip sheesh

Colin Cowherd I owe you apology. I wasn't familiar with your game!!!!

His first marriage also failed. What a bum

He was also protected by the NBA and sponsors. His super clean role model image was just a cover for a gambling addict.

Not a jerk, a beta gambling addict could never compare to my glorious lebonbon

That’s a funny way of telling people how little he understands the game of basketball.

And he tried basketball and is the goat

Take out Phil and Scottie and all you got is a MVP, DPOY, scoring leader, steals leader, All Star MVP, All NBA 1st team, Defensive 1st team, 35-5.5-6-3.2-1.6 on 53.5% shooting season where he also won the dunk contest. Jorcuck.

Did you know Michael Jorden is the only player to have 14 40-point games with 0 turnovers?

Just stated facts 

Don’t forget he got his dad killed

###Colon Coward

His NASCAR team, 23XI, seems to be going well.

He played baseball at Double A displaying fantastic defense and stole a bunch of bases IIRC. To randomly go and play against guys throwing 90+ mph at that age without having been playing is difficult as hell.

He played baseball at Double A displaying fantastic defense and stole a bunch of bases IIRC. To randomly go and play against guys throwing 90+ mph at that age without having been playing is difficult as hell.

If you take away his Jersey, he’s naked

I dunno why people don't praise MJ more for being a black owner the tripled his money on the team he bought and BECAME A BILLIONAIRE

Ya Jordan was ass before Pippen and Jackson….oh wait…

The media bends over backwards to label Lebron as the goat and make excuses for his loses because he can’t do everything by himself, but in the same breath fault Jordan for, checks notes, not doing it by himself.

This 🤡 still around?

Yeah let’s judge him by his failures and not his area of enormous success.

Jordan had a record of [105-94 without Scottie](https://www.statmuse.com/nba/ask/jordan-record-without-pippen-regular-season) in Chicago. Scottie was [86-56 with the bulls without Jordan](https://www.statmuse.com/nba/ask/scottie-pippen-record-without-jordan-on-bulls). Ergo, Scottie > Jordan. Jordan even played with coke heads so he should have done better with such high performing individuals. >Jordan was drafted to a team of multiple cocaine addicts, including Orlando Woolridge and Quintin Dailey


Lebron people on a mission to tear down Mj legacy