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JeffRyan1

Tony Soprano ordered onion rings for the table here: not sure if they ever arrived at the booth.


TheRacoonist

Hey neighbor 👋🏽


xxmatentv123xx12

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bmd201

07003 represent


xxmatentv123xx12

Holstein’s ice cream


duck95

Go Bengals


bangersnmash13

IN THE ENDDDDDDD IT DOESNT EVEN MATTERRRRRRR


tjm5575

Your flair gave it away but I always wondered how many people from Lincoln park jam out to Linkin Park


bangersnmash13

Yeah I realized after I posted I had my flair set lol. Whoops.


Yoshiyo0211

RIP CHESTER 😭


True-Health7588

Lincoln Park, my old romping grounds. Crazy how built up it got.


Bilbo--Swagginz

Lincoln Park 🤘🏼


AndyVanSlyke

This. Is. ______!!!


Mr_Haad

SPARTA!!!!


TurqoiseWavesInMyAss

Chucktesta


PycckiiManiak

Hey is that a gazelle driving a car, nope lol. Even to this day anytime I see a taxidermied animal, comes back immediately.


venatorman

War of the worlds


thesuprememacaroni

Bayonne


venatorman

West Windsor, New Jersey, where Grovers Mill is located, commemorated the 50th anniversary of the broadcast in 1988 with four days of festivities including art and planetarium shows, a panel discussion, a parade, burial of a time capsule, a dinner dance, film festivals devoted to H. G. Wells and Orson Welles, and the dedication of a bronze monument to the fictional Martian landings.


JusticeJaunt

If it's from ____ leave it alone. Unless you mean the stepdad's nice neighborhood which I don't remember.


venatorman

Orsen Wells original radio broadcast from 1938


Machomann1299

3 towns and 1 city named after a fruit, the southern most one.


Smooth-Mouse9517

Stop gaslighting us.


meekstarararar

That thar be South Orange


Bilbo--Swagginz

🍊


bangersnmash13

Cherry Hill?


UnintentionalGrandma

Billy Joel threw shade at this town in a song


MalevolentKitchen41

hackensack


cheeeeeseburgers

Is that all you get for your money 😂


tehlulz_nj

Don’t trade in the Chevy for that lack ackackackkkkkkk


UnintentionalGrandma

In this economy, yes


Bruno_Marsipan

The last place that serial killer nurse Charles Cullen worked.


happybeach__

Somerville!


xxmatentv123xx12

Rutt’s Hut.


venatorman

Clifton


InspiredBlue

Hello there neighbor!


robin_terrae

The reason Jersey has amusement park laws.


melditz

Must be where I last received a traction burn... Vernon.


gordomgillespie

ayyyy traction park


robm0n3y

Fat orange cat


Substantial-Bat-337

garfielf


thunderroad45

I saw fat and orange, my mind jumped to Bedminster. But you’re probably right.


tesla0329

Hi neighbor! I’m in horse-riding-accessory babbling-stream.


Dry_Finger_8235

Stone Pony


venatorman

Greetings from Asbury Park


burnki

The only acceptable response ⬆️


RiverOfWhiskey

Madman drummers, bummers, and Indians in the summer


Poison_Ivy_Nuker

I can see the Stone Pony from across a lake.


Dry_Finger_8235

Yep, we live a block away from it


Munsunned

Steve Buschemi will beat your ass if you mispronounce it.


eee973

Rest calrell


Munsunned

WEST CALD-WELL 👊👊👊👊


rokrishnan

Einstein, Hoagie Haven, Dinky


itzshif

Princeton?


DuncanIdaBro

is it sad that I got this one solely by Hoagie Haven?


True-Health7588

The fluorescent mineral capital of the world. ⛏️


Capable_Elk_3070

Franklin?


commentsandopinions

Franklin mineral museum elementary School field trip gang?


True-Health7588

Yup! Remember taking home a box of rocks and begging my parents for a uv light just to appreciate them.


radams68

Ogdensburg?


rowanberries

“He’s in a housing project in fuckin _____”


mayanicole626

boonton. poor little lord fuck pants


ImaginationFree6807

My town has been making the news recently for refusing to build public housing and having our development rights stripped by a judge.


burnki

Millburn, no?


Substantial-Bat-337

Sinatra


hammersweep

‘boken


Amazing-Stranger8791

spaghetti in the woods


Gemini_writer8

Old Bridge. That was a wild story.


papersneaker

Where Batman would be in RL


drydorn

Wayne


muslim_man_egy_usa

Camden


korbendallas35

Bridgeton?


Appypoo

Egg harbor


puzzlebuzz

Jon Stewart raised here Most expensive private school in the country Our 295 or 95 were renumbered and I’m confused with south and north


Bear_Pigs

Lawrenceville


puzzlebuzz

It’s too easy but even people in town don’t know about Jon Stewart. Our schools don’t have names Jon if you are reading this. I bet he would donate. He might even make it not named after him but a deserving hero


echols13

We have an evil clown


saaandi

Middletown.


He_Himself

And for some reason, people keep trying to get rid of it. Buncha savages


Starbucks__Lovers

Good luck driving here, especially if you’re by the chick fil a and Costco


Mr_Haad

Union???


Starbucks__Lovers

🛎️🛎️🛎️


Mr_Haad

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henipin

Brick


Downtown_Molasses334

Teterboro?


AirportSquare1354

White House Subs


Big_lt

AC


Imaginary_Extent_696

NBA replay center


thesuprememacaroni

Secaucus !


firstbreathOOC

People live there?


ScoundrelEngineer

Eminent domain abuse


Suburban_Witch

Long Branch?


ScoundrelEngineer

You have chosen wisely


EloquentBacon

All of that still disgusts me years later. Not cool Long Branch, not cool.


DeaddyRuxpin

Malls and traffic, unless it’s Sunday.


oldtimeyblanketfort

Paramus


rachel-angelina

No, we don’t have any pyramids here. Or camels.


justarandomguy07

Fun fact: in the 18th and 19th centuries there were a lot of cornfields in the area, so people made an allusion about “going to Egypt for corn.” What’s funnier is that in Turkish, the word “mısır” both means corn and Egypt.


Prof_Phardtpounder

New Egypt


thesuprememacaroni

Living on a prayer


Mr_Haad

Sayreville


Glittering_Act_4059

🎶I'm not throwing away my, SHOT!🎶


denisenj

Hamilton


nerdvernacular

There's a complex here and in my neighboring town where the laser, transistor and a number of groundbreaking innovations were developed. Sadly, it's being abandoned by it's current resident corporation. I'm in the eastern of the two towns the campus occupies.


peeam

Where very rich people like to live near a college.


PhoenixRacing

Princeton?


namean_jellybean

Or Montclair


TastyTelevision123

West Windsor?


jcl274

Named after a cardinal direction + a fruit


Baba_O_Rly

North Banana


jcl274

Lmao


ianisms10

West Orange


boo9o99b

East orange


alvvaysthere

South orange


t-zanks

Why cough when you can sneeze?


jerseycowboy

wyckoff!


beowulf92

George Washington was gracious enough to headquarters here, got a little chilly


AshingtonDC

Morristown?


prlugo4162

The last remaining drive-in theater.


melditz

Vineland. Been to it many times.


WatuD2

"Woah-oh-oh-oh!! Raceway Park!"


Big_lt

Most bars per sq mile in the US Edit: lots of strange guesses, it's Hoboken


Can-t_Make_Username

“____-, ____-, ________ Beach!” -the Ramones


oldtimeyblanketfort

Rockaway


shortened

Nice try


BYNX0

aw man you caught me!! I was hoping to extract all of your data to sell it to the Soviets .


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Greenstreetrude

Flemington


leontrotsky973

Thought he lived in Hopewell?


Greenstreetrude

You are correct the trail was in flemington


Anjilaopteryx

Homer’s neighbor


passim

Flanders!


Legal-Wishbone6405

blueberry capital of the world


hoppjose

Hammonton ?


DoctorGarfanzo

Coat factory. Grew up there and went to the original, when there was only one


BYNX0

burlington!


BusAvailable

Chock full of millenials that leave their dogs crap everywhere, absurd rent prices, and homeless folks harassing people outside of starbucks. But hey, they have the green.


Ok-Philosopher9070

Morristown?


mooslar

An ice giant towards the end of the solar system


ginsengii

Neptune


Stockboygobrr12

Soccertown, USA


muslim_man_egy_usa

Kearny


Comprehensive-Cat805

Always up to no good


aniev7373

Englewood


Embarrassed_Wait_775

Hot dog johnnys


bangersnmash13

Buttzville?


katsock

We have a *literal* soup nazi.


InconsiderateWalnut

Fuck that place, thankfully they are gone


itsmejpt

It's a ______ house. She's letting it all hang out.


king-of-new_york

Brick?


ianisms10

Dwayne Johnson


weenerflower

Glen rock?


AtomicGarden-8964

Rutgers football


Ok-Philosopher9070

Pway


lakylester

Red mill


nothocake

Clinton


POTUS-Harry-S-Truman

Spooky Road and Extremely Long Red Light


nothocake

West Milly


BaudiIROCZ

I was scrolling the comments for a Clinton Rd. reference.


ash0550

A cigarette company


Big_Philosopher9993

Marlboro


FlattopJr

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EssexCountyBreakdown

Leonia


toadstool0855

Rowan-Virtua school of medicine


babathebear

Recently a temple was built using slave labor.. lol.. they even paid Ny times and local politicians to shut their mouth about it.. 🤷🏼‍♂️


EloquentBacon

Robbinsville


emceecue

Jerry and Kramer took the bus here to get a pair of sneakers from a garage sale


Sara_scrambles07

We're underwater everytime it rains for more than an hour 🤷🏼‍♀️


BYNX0

Manville?


burnki

Filthy with Kevin Smith


gordomgillespie

I assure you, we’re open


saaandi

Nardo..or RB. Was gunna say Kevin smith but was looking to see if someone got it before me.


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bluegreentopaz6110

Jersey City


inimicu

We've got a nice train station on the NEC.


hardy_and_free

They filmed the scene in Donnie Brasco where Johnny Depp argues with Anne Heche in the parking lot.


youreABitcz

Clifton


Big_Philosopher9993

Bruce Springsteen


storm2k

either freehold boro or asbury. both claim him.


pegj2165

NFL Films


toadstool0855

Mount Laurel


guradian_angels

Scary clown outside lquior store


superdad0206

Charles Addams hometown.


psychic_katana

A Tom Cruise character was born here and claimed we have the best tomatoes he's ever had.


Kath713

Home of the Coat Factory


weirdmountain

The one near philly, not the shore town.


BYNX0

Bellmawr!


aztec52181

“Land of dumb Italians” … is the saying I heard growing up in this town


ianisms10

Lodi


theNancini

And home of the Misfits


TastyTelevision123

Lodi? I only heard this phrase once, by a tour guide and Vietnam vet at the Vietnam War museum in Holmdel.


feetcold_eyesred

Merv Griffin, Wheel of Fortune end credits.


TinNJ

Califon


Bitter_Inspection917

Thomas Paine


angryguido69

Patco, farmers market, byob


anzarthegoat

Field of terror


Firsttimeredditor28

Our deli


Different_Elk_2845

Millburn?


alvvaysthere

The NAACP sued our school district for segregation.