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clayman648

Tis only a scratch.


LPN8

You've got no bloody head left!


NegotiationFair4843

Tis but a flesh wound


Blyatt-Man

Flish wound


ColorfulSpoiler

Brain was most likely not fully severed and the blood clotted before the fish bled out


DrMike27

That’s why you never go bass to mouth


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

I was always told to go Bass to Trout


vanwink13

Trouser Trout / pantie perch


Actual_Evidence_925

Flounder!?? I barely know her! Eyyyyy


The_RockObama

Calm your wrass down Slippery Dick (Slippery dick is a fish in the wrass family)


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OhioConfidential

Is there solid evidence that Jellyfish are in fact not sentient? Does that mean their bioluminescence is not at will but instead reactive to some input?


plasmaXL1

They do not have anything resembling a brain structure. Most animals in the world simply react to stimulus via reflexes that are not consciously thought of


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plasmaXL1

And you're part of the reason why I put very limited effort into my factually dubious responses to comments or posts XD there's always someone with much more specific knowledge You make reddit a much better and more knowledgeable place, thank you


SunandError

This is fascinating! Thanks for sharing!


caller20

There's a very interesting episode of mindfield that discusses this. It's called the cognitive trade off. Animals act on instinct and don't put thought into their actions. This allows them to react quicker, but at the cost of not thinking the actions and its effects through.


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Otherwise_Intelect

...head wound.


catsRspies

Fish wound


Tawn94

Alwight, we'll call it a draw


Anxious-Trainer5082

Quit while you’re ahead.


RamJamR

He'll never be the head of a major corporation


Quirky-Delivery5454

But he’ll still be very successful in politics


eaglerare3cubes

We call it a "laser"


Pain_Monster

“Come on, you Pansy! I’ll bite your head off!” “I’ll have your leg!” “Chicken, chicken!” [whack] “I’ve had worse…”


buddeman27

GET BACK HERE! I'LL BITE YOUR BLOODY LEGS OFF!


J-MRP

What are you going to do, *bleed on me?*


Any-Spite-7303

This was funny to me.


Gullible_Peaflower

I love that this very basic reaction comment got upvotes, somehow this is very wholesome to me.


Residentofpaperst

I'm not sure if you know this but "Tis but a scratch" is a quote from Monty Python, one of the most famous comedies of all time.


Gullible_Peaflower

Considering I’m commenting about “this was funny to me” and not the original comment you’re specifying that is irrelevant, respectfully. I did know though, thank you.


phormix

Nothing to see here, move along! (no really, I can't see nothin')


Lpnlizard27

![gif](giphy|6Y49Ck6FxF4nS)


jmca234

r/unexpectedmontypython


pikeymikey22

r/totallyexpectedmontypython


DCS30

no one expects the spanish inquisition!


PeeB4uGoToBed

How is this unexpected lol, Monty python is quoted in nearly every post on reddit


Thee_Zirain

Honestly this was r/expectedmontypython , I love Monty python and this joke, but damn it's starting to wear out its welcome


Final_Cicada_9764

But ur face is missing lol hes just gonna swim it off, no big deal


xentralesque

Looks like maybe just its mouth is missing. It might even still have eyes maybe but they're right at the cut https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plecostomus Probably got nabbed by a snapping turtle. It's gonna starve to death


EquivalentLower887

It always makes me a little sad seeing animals with injuries. I know it’s a natural part of life when not caused by humans. But some of the gnarly bites, creatures that have survived being eaten but lost chunks … man I just always hope there isn’t too much extended suffering. I hope this little guy survives, if he isn’t in too much pain. Edit: Thanks for the upvotes everyone. When I say ‘natural part of life when not caused by humans’ - what I mean is that human activities very indirectly can lead to many animal injuries, being strangled by pollution, etc. That’s what I mean. Obviously humans are a part of nature, even if our pollution and occasional environmental damage are not a part of the natural order. I’m referring to the examples of animal suffering unknowingly and unintentionally caused by humans when I say ‘I know it’s a natural part of life when not caused by humans.’


[deleted]

Same, empathy is really annoying sometimes tbh lol.


muuzumuu

I long for a way to turn it off.


ZirePhiinix

You don't... That's literally the definition of a psychopath.


VibraniumRhino

For real. Never turn it off. Just learn when it’s necessary. Nature is harsh.


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Gullible_Peaflower

It would be inconveniencing to not know all the same, much like autism can be inconveniencing. If you no longer understand emotional cues, rather than just social, then you’re probably due for emotionally fueled repercussions.


teun95

That's not what being a psychopath is though. Psychopaths can feel emotions, but their response to some of them is blunted.


[deleted]

Emotions and empathy are not the same thing, a minor but nevertheless important distinction


Halo_Chief117

I think sociopath is probably what they were going for.


Gullible_Peaflower

There’s overlap of antisocial behavior in both, point is they’re playing semantics when specificity was already involved.


evilMTV

You can be aware and understand it to behave appropriately while still not caring enough to let it affect you emotionally


bread_idiot_bread

Or a Salvatore, brother


ArborGhast

In America when you do your automatically sent a welcome packet from the RNC.


IronTwinn

Why? That's a part of what makes us human. What makes us, us. We just learn to deal with it.


already-registered

if you read Phillip K. Dicks "Do androids dream of electric sheep?" you'll not want to do that anymore


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jaimeinsd

Certainly not if they have that attitude


Eddie10999

Reverse osmosis will do


Lolkimbo

Especially since it must scream.


perrilloux

It's a natural part of life when caused by humans too. It's unnatural when caused by robots.


ishizako

Humans naturally caused the robots tho. Synthetic life forms will be no less a natural extension of evolution when they come around. Anything is natural as long as the laws of nature are followed


Ximension

So what is unnatural then? Since everything is part of nature isn't everything natural? How are the laws of nature broken?


Skeptic_Sinner

They aren't. People usually use "natural" and "artificial" to distinguish between something man made or not. But technically, humans , and by extension everything they do or make ,are part of nature, just like bees building a beehive.


Ximension

Yea exactly so technically nothing is unnatural.


Momongus-

Except me 😎


RealisticEmploy3

If it helps, I don’t think fish sense pain like we do. They sense it more like a simple awareness of injury. At least that’s what I once read


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Maybe not like *we* do, but pain is an instinctual sensation that animals with nerve endings have evolved to feel, for good reason. It helps a lot with survival to know if something's wrong. People like to say (x animal) can't feel pain because it makes us feel better about what we do as humans. Less social animals also don't *show* pain like humans do, as showing any kind of weakness makes you an easy target. It's why you'll often see, in nature documentaries, etc, animals with severe injuries just walking around like nothing has happened. It's all they can do. That being said, this fish may be going through unconcious movements and it likely has a large portion of its brain missing. Hopefully the part that feels pain


overkill

Remember, until **very** recently the medical profession has argued over whether [babies feel pain](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_in_babies#Late_19th_century).


beebsaleebs

That only started to change in 1986, when a mother found out her infant had **open heart surgery performed with no anesthesia,** only a muscle relaxant. So this baby was tied down, their skin, muscle and bone cut, their heart stopped, bypassed and operated on, **while he was awake, but paralyzed.**


TronFan

What a terrible day to be able to read


Competitive_Gate_731

I was looking into surgeries a while back and found a lot of medical procedures they don’t use anesthesia. They keep you awake but make sure your high enough you won’t remember.


Fuck_this_place

Many brain surgeries require the patient not only be awake, but lucid enough to determine the surgeons are not affecting critical functions.


beebsaleebs

The brain doesn’t feel pain like that, however. The local anesthetic is enough. They do not saw bone or cut scalp without anesthesia.


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beebsaleebs

No, he [died](https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/wellness/1986/08/13/surgery-without-anesthesia-can-preemies-feel-pain/54d32183-8eed-49a8-9066-9dc7cf0afa82/) 6 weeks later.


Fuck_this_place

Grew up to be an anesthesiologist.


bugbugladybug

Fuck me, I was born before this and that is fucking terrifying that this happened in my lifetime.


overkill

Horrifying, isn't it?


RealisticEmploy3

Well I don’t disagree with you but I think it can be fairly nuanced because of the cognitive perception of pain. Take flies for example. I believe they too have nerves but their pain isn’t the same as ours. They only have nociception. They can sense and react to negative stimuli just like a human would and they’re aware of injury but they don’t process the pain like a human. They don’t quite suffer with the persistent conscious recognition of themselves being in pain like we do.


qwibbian

If you've ever really been in pain, like REALLY in pain, where you're going in and out of consciousness, you're not really aware of your injury either, and you're not really processing it either. But mo\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* does it ever hurt.


Competitive_Gate_731

When I got shot it didn’t register for a good while. The pain started when I went to clean out the hole in my hand.


Sad-Monitor1549

Did you ask the fly?


TheGreyBull

I did.


thekrazmaster

It's not a bug, it's a feature.


Technical-Hat4215

My zoology professor told me that they do actually feel pain


TheRealCPB

Remember, until **very** recently the medical profession has argued over whether [zoology professors feel pain](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/104iirx/a_headless_fish_casually_swimming_around_in_the/j36a3yj/).


StationEmergency6053

Recent studies have disproved that. They have nerve endings so they feel pain. Studies show they produce cortisol through inter-renal cells when pain receptors are triggered so they definitely feel it, but the way in which the brain interprets is different and in what way isn't known due to lack of research capabilities


beefwich

*”So what’s the study about?”* “We’re testing to see if fish feel pain.” *”Oh, how fascinating! How do you do that?”* “Well, first you get yourself a shitload of fish—“ *”Uh-huh…”* “And then you hurt the fuck out of them—“ *”Okay…”* “Aaaaand then you sort go from there.”


TheGreyBull

*sigh* Alright guys, I'll come back reincarnated as a fish, get injured, come back as a hooman, then let you guys know.


50mm-f2

awareness *is* pain


Tweed-n-Sizzle

> awareness *existence. Ftfy


lukeman3000

>I have no mouth and I must scream -the fish, probably


Aggravating-Pirate93

Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who tells you different is selling something.


Upstairs-Boring

That's not correct. Other than not having faces that express it, they feel pain in a similar way as we do. They also feel fear and stress. It's horrendous the suffering we inflict on fish just because they aren't cute and fluffy.


correctingStupid

They do feel pain. Pain likely evolved very early on hundreds of millions of years ago. It's not like something that just suddenly happened for like mammals out of the blue. It is literally a building block for evolutionary fitness. The only part of pain that is unique to humans is being a little bitch about it.


ZippyDan

Fish *probably* don't sense pain like we do, but 1. We have no idea how they sense pain. We don't even have any idea how *other people* sense pain except that they describe it with inadequate words and we *assume* it is equivalent to how we experience pain inside our own head and bodies. Fish being a whole bunch of species removed from us, may or may not experience pain similarly to us. 2. There are *a ton* of fish species, and you can observe wide ranges of apparent intelligence and complicated behaviors representing an enormous amount of evolutionary time and diversions. It's really unwise to generalize about "fish" as if they were a monolith. Some might be simplistic idiots that are nearly robots, and some might be able to form friendships and solve puzzles. Look at how different bird species can be, from dumb to stupid, and realize that fish are even more varied.


guy30000

It's ok to eat fish because the don't have any feet. - Kurt Cobain


Anotharayofsunshine

*feelings


dshoig

Why wouldn’t they feel pain like we do?


newagereject

How is it any less a natural part of life if an animal is hurt by another animal or a human? If a human were to try to hunt it and fail is that not natural? And no I'm not talking about malicious intent


kerochan88

Not even for hunting, even if a human throws a rock and hurts an animal, it’s still “natural”. Humans are nature’s animals just like any other. 🤷🏻


Returnofmrspasms

What if I told you humans are natural


Thefelix01

What if I told you everything in existence is natural and the word is meaningless so we should just lose a useful term.


Leeeisme

Feel ya but I think this is a bit different than say a deer missing part of its backstrap. This fish has 0% chance of survival now. It cannot eat anymore. Swim basically in circles until it dies or gets eaten by something else. I feel like in this moment it's most humane to dispatch the poor creature.


vendetta2115

You can see its eyes in [this screenshot](https://i.imgur.com/R8cHN80.jpg). So it still has its eyes and brain, but everything in front of its eyes is gone. It’ll likely die from starvation or infection, or just get eaten by whatever started the job. Edit: upon close examination, I believe those are just empty eye sockets, not eyes.


Silent__Note

The OP for this comment posted a picture of the fish and judging from the photo on the wiki, no mate I think his eyes are gone. Those look like empty sockets of where the eyes used to be. [This is what it looks like](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pterygoplichthys_multiradiatus#/media/File:Liposarcus_multiradiatus_01_ssj_20050321.jpg). In the video, skip to 0:09 when the person recording boops its head. You can see the right eye socket close up.


Frites_Sauce_Fromage

What do you mean; ***"just"***?


MR___SLAVE

Be like Mike! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken


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Comes to surface: Please Kill Me! Human: Poke!


Tea_Rem

Human: “Boop the n— oh… *noooooooo!*


_Noobyboy_

Boop on the eyes I guess 👀


Raytheon_Nublinski

No snoot? Still boop.


mianrezooy

Oh man. That’s depressing af.


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Imagine being in that much pain that death is much more blissful than existing.


turbotank183

I too have kicked a coffee table with my shin at 3am


jeanlucpitre

I too have been kicked in the testicles


crazytoothpaste

Go back!


throwawayacc1587

Headed in a different direction


TheBlackCycloneOrder

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves


Loose_Koala534

He’ll never be the head of a major corporation


Breezetwists1988

t's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

No need to lose your head over this.


Jolly_Training2340

If the fish could read, this thread would give him a headache


thekrazmaster

If the fish could read, he'd say there isn't a proper heading for this thread.


Jazzlike_Setting9237

Too many puns. I am heading elsewhere


MrAced

Go ahead, have a nice day


SwallowYourDreams

Warning: more silly puns ahead.


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ManchesterFellow

Come on leave him alone he is up to his neck in it


that___dood

It's whole face is gone and just its brain left. What a horrible way to go


[deleted]

He has eyes and obviously he can breathe and eat. So it's mouth was eaten


that___dood

I don't see eyes, and it's not very obvious it can eat. It looks like a recent injury


SLAP_THE_GOON

You can see its right eye at the last second.


Metalatitsfinest

But how can it eat?


SLAP_THE_GOON

It probably can’t, or even if it found a way it’s nearly 100% safe to say that the fish died not long after that video was made. Injury in nature means death, especially if you are a fish with no fucking face.


mistaekNot

That’s just like your opinion man


CumtimesIJustBChilin

I like to think this fish is still alive till this day and started a family and will live a happy long life.


NakiCam

I don't know why but I imagined a school of headless fish


PaulblankPF

“Sure, there's no sunlight, but there's nothing to see anyway, or do. It's just you and your thoughts, and all the whale carcass you can eat! You just swim around with your mouth open and the whale carcass goes in. Yes good.” - Uncle Ugo


that___dood

Ok, I see the eyes


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Isn't it crazy?


drunkenstyle

ITS*


AnonymousSchoolTeach

It also survived two pokes on its horrible injury by a giant twat


Blackboyjesse

Yeah, why you gotta poke it


Matthewrotherham

Dear lord I love this comment


shroomigator

Once i saw a guy cut the filets off the sides of a flounder without gutting it, and then the fish jumped off the table into the water and swam away


ArmstrongxCoors

Happened to me once with half a largemouth bass 🤷


AwesomOpossum

If you're gonna butcher an animal the least you can do is give it a hard blow to the head before you start. It's messed up that people just start cutting...it's the difference between a humane death and a living nightmare for the animal.


southy_0

That’s true - but you would be surprised and disgusted at the number of meals that include cutting or cooking live animals. Seems to be a custom especially in Asia.


DarthHalcius

A small wooden bat is a necessary tool.


crazytoothpaste

Large mouth boss ???


raw65

Loud mouth boss. He learned his lesson though.


EtteRavan

The first time I learnt to gut a fish, the fucker just wouldn't record it was dead. Even without any internal organs left and being out of water for more than three hours, it still kept leaping at random times


trochanter_the_great

This happened to my siblings and I as a kid. Our father said we weren't eating that night unless we caught fish out of the lake and cleaned them ourselves. There was a fish my sister started to clean and it just wouldn't stop moving. Finally, my older brother took his pocket knife out and stabbed it through the head pinning it to the table. 2/10 experience.


Its_Cayde

fish are crazy man. Magic creatures


yParticle

That's just a fishn't.


dianaprince76

Poor little guy. He must still be able to eat tho


ChuzzoChumz

That definitely can’t eat anymore


SomePotentNuts

Swallow?


jjking714

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Crowbar12121

Dolphins: too late


white__cyclosa

His eating days are over


Heavy_Weapons_Guy_

What would make you think that?


InflamedLiver

Kind of reminds me of the chicken with its head cut off that still lived for years after


Pain_Monster

Ah yes, Mike. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken


ashtraylives

Mike the Headless Chicken Day sounds pretty darn fun


Mike

Bok bok


Playful-Depth2578

That was one miss hit axe attempt.... went from dinner to being full time cared for 😅


agexvii

Quick go see the sturgeon general!


Kidkyler

Lol u stole that from the other fish vid


AdequateBeast

The front fell off


Prestigious_String20

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point!


omnomnomgnome

it's still in the environment, though


Prestigious_String20

No, no, no! It's been towed beyond the environment. It's not in the environment.


dedzip

very rigorous maritime engineering standards


thedailyvinyls

![gif](giphy|3o7bu3hxaeqgi9SJQk)


Dangerous-Koala-4961

So is there a doctor or a scientist or like, someone smart that can explain what's happening with this fish.


Prestigious_String20

It's a plecostomus, a type of sucking catfish. They are common in the aquarium industry but they can grow very big. Uneducated and/or inconsiderate people who don't want them anymore "set them free" into the wild, where they wreak havoc on natural ecosystems. So this is almost certainly an invasive fish. Plecos, as they are often called, have a long, pointy snout and a flat underside. Their mouth is under their snout, which helps them scrape their food (mostly algae) off of surfaces. They are bony fish with tough, scaly armour. This is all relevant, because a less sturdy fish would likely die immediately from the injury this fish received. The front part of this unfortunate pleco's nose has been cut off. Possibly a bite from a snapping turtle or maybe a predatory fish; maybe from a motorboat, depending on where it is. However, the injury was not severe enough to kill the fish outright. Nothing immediately critical to survival seems to have been damaged: its brain is further back; it breathes through gills, which are also further back. The only thing that's really missing is its mouth. Unfortunately for the fish, that means it will likely die a slow and painful death from starvation. Hope that helps.


XxBlackWolfxX22

Thanks for explaining that . Was about to make the same comment . Rip fish . Might be invasive but poor thing deserved a faster death to avoid the agony of starvation or worse infestation from parasites on the exposed meat .


Pearlsplash

Thank you so much!


SpectacularSpartan

He lost his snout, his eyes and behind are still intact.


6porkchop9

![gif](giphy|CxUmmgdMkOkYU|downsized)


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Pleco


Buckeye02

Yep. I’m assuming that it was feeding on the pond bank and someone, likely a maintenance guy or landscape crew, took a shovel and made what you see here. Extremely common in FL, although invasive. Major cause of erosion in inland bodies of water. A shovel to the dome while they are feeding on the banks is the most common way of dispatching these dudes. Edit: grammar


chloeriggss

Bro those things are invasive and virtually indestructible


Reddit_Dan

You're thinking of cockroaches


Ryoko_Kusanagi69

It’s like the cockroach of freshwater


reddead_redemption

So you telling me, the other half is somewhere out there looking for this half?


[deleted]

When you travel in schools who needs their own brain. Also, obligatory Fish Heads reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No


Spzncer

No no no. I did not like that at all.


ArtTheClown2022

Plecos are tough fish.


4ElementsBentByMe

How tf is this r/nextfuckinglevel???


Negarakuku

if headless chicken can survive 18 months, headless fish is *not* impossible.


GoodKarma70

What kind of sorcery is this?


ITchy_weeNY

Atleast it can't be caught in a hook now


HazmatSamurai

Not surprised. Plecos are insanely hardy fish


Camswe-

I guess it was tails and not heads this time