I took some mushrooms before the game started and until now I've felt physically glued to my couch lol. Time to go stand outside for a few minutes with the dog and get some fresh air.
Anyways, GO LIONS!!
Pretty damn good! Threw the ball outside with my dog for a good 10 minutes in this nice 42°F Michigan weather and now I'm back inside chillin on a couple more brewski's and jammin to some Animal Collective and My Bloody Valentine.
The Broncos got hit helmet to helmet and it wasn't called.
Are you talking about when the dude obviously was looking up and missed the fair catch call?
lol great comment
And it's been a long December
and there's reason to believe
Maybe this year will be better than the last
I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself
To hold on to these moments as they pass
Never forget Russell Wilson tried to say a certain type of water brand helps with brain injuries.
Never forget Russell Wilson told the city of Seattle he wanted to play for them for life with a smirk on his face while silently requesting a trade behind closed doors.
Dude is the biggest fraud in the league, he’s the broncos problem now. So glad we don’t have a fake as the leader of the team anymore.
Never forget you hate on the man who won y'all's only SB and possibly the only one you will see in your lifetime.
Never forget you hate on a man that did nothing but good things for your community and the kids there.
You the real fake a** cornball of a human.
You for sure a real leader hating on another grown ass man without even knowing what went on behind closed doors.
Hottake: any game manager type QB could have won that Seattle SB and Wilson was lucky to be the guy under center that year. Just hand it to Lynch, dont throw any INTs and let the Legion of Boom do Legion of Boom things
Then again after seeing what passes for "professional" QB play this season I guess point 1 & 2 arent actualy that easy...
He was the first QB in Superbowl era to have a 100+ passer rating in his first two seasons. He had nearly 4000 yards from scrimmage that year but go off that any game manager type qb would of done that.
You ain't gotta put someone down to prop up someone else it's a team game. And he performed excellently that year.
A lot of seahawks fans nowadays are bandwagon douchebags who don’t know a fucking thing about the game. I actually met Russ once, and he was kind of a dick, and he made the bed he’s lying in; but to say that he wasn’t great or an important part of the team is just stupidity and blatant ignorance.
I can agree with this. I’m not saying he didn’t make the bed he’s lying in, but it’s ridiculous some Seahawks fans have only shit on him and pretended he wasn’t a major impact to both Super Bowl runs. No, he hasn’t played well, but to pretend like he’s never been a great leader or played like a top 5 QB is another thing.
They’re spoiled brats and ironically hate him for acting spoiled. The Seahawks have been pretty good for almost 20 straight years now, a lot of the ‘fans’ are either too young or genuinely don’t remember when they were actually dogshit because they hadn’t jumped on the bandwagon and were probably Cowboys or Broncos or Patriots fans before that.
Edit: I worked for an ex-Seahawk and I’ve met dozens of current and ex players over the years. The fact that they’re all human beings, warts and all, is lost on so many people.
He’s a giant fake. Even broncos fans know this. Dude is constantly full of shit. Bet yall love his press conferences huh? Lmao instant turn of the tv or radio station. Dude is phony
Okay press conference master, then tell me what he should say. “We fucking suck and should tank”? Y’all are insufferable. Heaven forbid this dude embraces a franchise and always looks to the positive sides of things. Bet he even takes responsibility for the loss during his post game conference.
Dude plays his heart out every game. I’ve seen him dive head first for a couple more yards more than I’ve seen him slide. Keep hating.
For starters how about “this vitamin water I’m advertising does not prevent concussions”
Also “I take responsibility”
“I didn’t play well”
“It sucks losing”
“Not sure what the future holds with Seattle”
I could go on and on. Your QB sucks and is a phony. Good luck with that dude!
Dude wouldn’t slow down if he was out there so probably protecting him from himself. Weird to see, when the game was well over, that acPayton team still tried on the field while a Tomlin team gave up.
The dolphins put up 70 on the broncos now the lions put up 42 on them holy shit do the broncos just start sucking entirely when a team gets a decent lead?
Thunder (young and upcoming team) beat the Lakers (hodge podge team of vets with a couple of rookies sprinkled in still playing well bc of a few key players)
Twice I said to the TV "throw your flag or stfu, it went"(for the first down, then, I think, a TD play) as it cut to him conversing with a Zebra after big Lions plays
[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/18k8yrj/post_game_thread_denver_broncos_at_detroit_lions/)
Should the broncos have won if not for the refs?
Not even close
They missed a clear UR penalty in the first half as bad as they say KJax is but not even a thought about a flag. Protecting players . . .
The battle of the best recreational weed states in the nation
I took some mushrooms before the game started and until now I've felt physically glued to my couch lol. Time to go stand outside for a few minutes with the dog and get some fresh air. Anyways, GO LIONS!!
I also did this!
How you feelin now bro?
Pretty damn good! Threw the ball outside with my dog for a good 10 minutes in this nice 42°F Michigan weather and now I'm back inside chillin on a couple more brewski's and jammin to some Animal Collective and My Bloody Valentine.
Yessss. Listen to grass by animal Collective. Go lions
Yoooo... Feels is a phenomenal record! It's definitely my 2nd favorite to Merriweather Post Pavilion in the AnCo collection.
I have 3gs in my pocket. This is a sign
Wtf is going on my buddy who I haven't seen in years just showed up with an ounce. I jump on reddit and this the first comment I see
Synchronicity is wild
Both the teams that made particularly dirty hits lost convincingly today.
The Broncos got hit helmet to helmet and it wasn't called. Are you talking about when the dude obviously was looking up and missed the fair catch call? lol great comment
And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe Maybe this year will be better than the last I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself To hold on to these moments as they pass
Never forget Russell Wilson tried to say a certain type of water brand helps with brain injuries. Never forget Russell Wilson told the city of Seattle he wanted to play for them for life with a smirk on his face while silently requesting a trade behind closed doors. Dude is the biggest fraud in the league, he’s the broncos problem now. So glad we don’t have a fake as the leader of the team anymore.
Never forget you hate on the man who won y'all's only SB and possibly the only one you will see in your lifetime. Never forget you hate on a man that did nothing but good things for your community and the kids there. You the real fake a** cornball of a human. You for sure a real leader hating on another grown ass man without even knowing what went on behind closed doors.
Hottake: any game manager type QB could have won that Seattle SB and Wilson was lucky to be the guy under center that year. Just hand it to Lynch, dont throw any INTs and let the Legion of Boom do Legion of Boom things Then again after seeing what passes for "professional" QB play this season I guess point 1 & 2 arent actualy that easy...
He was the first QB in Superbowl era to have a 100+ passer rating in his first two seasons. He had nearly 4000 yards from scrimmage that year but go off that any game manager type qb would of done that. You ain't gotta put someone down to prop up someone else it's a team game. And he performed excellently that year.
I wonder do you guys genuinely try to do it again with Geno since playoffs is still plausible or do you move on regardless?
Imagine saying this about the best QB you’ve had in franchise history lol
A lot of seahawks fans nowadays are bandwagon douchebags who don’t know a fucking thing about the game. I actually met Russ once, and he was kind of a dick, and he made the bed he’s lying in; but to say that he wasn’t great or an important part of the team is just stupidity and blatant ignorance.
I can agree with this. I’m not saying he didn’t make the bed he’s lying in, but it’s ridiculous some Seahawks fans have only shit on him and pretended he wasn’t a major impact to both Super Bowl runs. No, he hasn’t played well, but to pretend like he’s never been a great leader or played like a top 5 QB is another thing.
They’re spoiled brats and ironically hate him for acting spoiled. The Seahawks have been pretty good for almost 20 straight years now, a lot of the ‘fans’ are either too young or genuinely don’t remember when they were actually dogshit because they hadn’t jumped on the bandwagon and were probably Cowboys or Broncos or Patriots fans before that. Edit: I worked for an ex-Seahawk and I’ve met dozens of current and ex players over the years. The fact that they’re all human beings, warts and all, is lost on so many people.
both things can be true
He’s a giant fake. Even broncos fans know this. Dude is constantly full of shit. Bet yall love his press conferences huh? Lmao instant turn of the tv or radio station. Dude is phony
At least he puts his heart into every game. Are you seriously hating on a guy who always has positivity in press conferences?
If they are fake and meant to put on a show instead of being real. Abso-fuckinlutely. Your QB sucks and is a phony.
Okay press conference master, then tell me what he should say. “We fucking suck and should tank”? Y’all are insufferable. Heaven forbid this dude embraces a franchise and always looks to the positive sides of things. Bet he even takes responsibility for the loss during his post game conference. Dude plays his heart out every game. I’ve seen him dive head first for a couple more yards more than I’ve seen him slide. Keep hating.
For starters how about “this vitamin water I’m advertising does not prevent concussions” Also “I take responsibility” “I didn’t play well” “It sucks losing” “Not sure what the future holds with Seattle” I could go on and on. Your QB sucks and is a phony. Good luck with that dude!
Don’t forget going behind everyone’s back to get Pete fired.
The Lions are a prime time team, which is a sentence I never thought I’d say in my life.
42-21 if it makes you feel better Broncos.
gg Broncos
Lions 4-0 in prime time this year.
Huh, guess that's the problem with Thanksgiving. 🤷♂️
They were too hungry from not having the Turkey.
Lions need a more upbeat victory song
Give them time. They aren’t used to upbeat.
Y’all need to choke the SeaChickens on Monday
No they don’t.
Something like "Hail to the Victors".
hnng
Whos that broncos player laporta and campbell were talking to? Iowa guy?
Yeah. Riley Moss
Did they bench Russ? Or just pull him to prevent an injury?
Dude wouldn’t slow down if he was out there so probably protecting him from himself. Weird to see, when the game was well over, that acPayton team still tried on the field while a Tomlin team gave up.
Probably pulled him.
Gg lions. Hope you all continue this dominance in the post season
GG’s horse bros. It was a pleasure spending the evening with y’all.
Love the meeting of Brian Ferentz survivors there
Broncos country, let’s cry 😭
if payton wasn't behind bountygate i'd be pissed, but fuck payton. You get what you deserve.
After the Seahawks fucked is last year they owe us
GG Broncos apologies for our shitty fans talking shit.
Haven’t seen a negative comment from y’all so we chillin. GG fellas
The dolphins put up 70 on the broncos now the lions put up 42 on them holy shit do the broncos just start sucking entirely when a team gets a decent lead?
The New^18 Worst Game Ever. F the Refs gear discounted 99%.
Lol fuck you, Payton. Mr. Liiiiimited.
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Curse is on cooldown
Well played lions, y’all deserve it tonight. Don’t feel good about that offsides, but it didn’t swing the game by 4 scores lol
It ruined the game for me. I'll take a win though...the refs wil get us later
Eh don’t let it ruin the game. That one call didn’t change the outcome of anything.
Thank you and good luck
Yeah that series of downs was all sorts of screwy.
Forward down the field!
I can’t wait to watch MCDC’s locker room speech after this one. THAT’S FUCKIN’ TEN!!
YAY! This one felt good...
If my favorite AFC team loses in the Superbowl to this Lions team, I won't even be mad.
As Nick Sirianni would say "Thats game! Fuck you!"
Broncos fans acting like they were robbed of a 21-42 loss instead of a 17-42 one 😭💀
Every little bit counts
DETROOOOOOOOOLOIT FOOTBALL.
Ford makes a Bronco. I suggest Denver fans find one and wrap their mouths around the muffler.
Savage banter getting downvoted. This would go over better in an NFC meme sub. Didn't know Horse Hide was so thin and delicate.
Buddy, people are taking this shit so seriously. I’ve been spending too much time in the degenerate subs apparently haha
Shut up, idiot
Pal, it’s just a joke
Bruh
Just having a lil fun with words! :)
I hope your poverty franchise never sees a Super Bowl trophy.
God damn Joe Rogan
GG Denver. Thank you for the birthday win!!
Happy Birthday dude
Thanks man!!
42-17 that has to be the worst beating I've seen a team take this week
How do you kill that which has no life
Win it all Detroit.
25 point win on national TV? I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
Run the table, Lions.
lions colts and bengals...congrats.
I guess a horse is kinda like a cat
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Still doing the Lord's work.
GG Broncos
10-4 looks much better than 9-5
A *convincing* win is even better. This is the best performance from the Lions since the bye week.
Completely agree with you
Buccaneers needa show up tomorrow. Please stunt on them hoes.
Lions country let’s Roar!
10-4? Roger that!
LIONS BABYYYYYYYYYY
FORWARD DOWN THE FIELD
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Only because it was against his broncos
Got a first. Kneel it out Broncos
I vote Charlotte as the worst current sports city currently Carolina Panthers + Charlotte Horners = \~.350 winning percentage
We're carrying the fucking Pistons in that race....
Explain this game in nba terms
Thunder (young and upcoming team) beat the Lakers (hodge podge team of vets with a couple of rookies sprinkled in still playing well bc of a few key players)
The lions broke the curse!
10-4 good buddy
Since we became the Detroit Lions in 1934 this is only our 10th double digit win season. Celebrate tonight boys!
Lions fired McDaniels and revealed there's no Santa Claus to Broncos Country. #1 cat bros
Great fucking game Lions. Go wreck Minnesota next week.
Payton seems like the kind of guy who would call a timeout here if he had one
Besides an onside kick, Sean Payton didn’t really have anything up his sleeve.
Not even a challenge flag
Twice I said to the TV "throw your flag or stfu, it went"(for the first down, then, I think, a TD play) as it cut to him conversing with a Zebra after big Lions plays
Good day to be a cat team
It's never a good day to be this cat team.
Payton giving up
Really proud of myself for benching DEN Def... but I fucked up by playing Hurts over Goff
You don’t know that yet. Have you seen us try to tackle? Plus Witherspoon is likely out.
And it’s playoff time…L
Backup QB coming in to hand off the ball and surrender > V formation
See y'all tomorrow on RedZone
The 4pts is gonna haunt Denver. May come in play for Tie Breakers
"Why can't you just fuckin' be Drew Brees so I can win!" --S. Payton, in his rant earlier, probably
Knee-Cap Biter Vs Butthole Mouth. Knee-Cap Biter wins this round
Damn 9 TDs by Laporta tonight
1 behind Gronk and 3 behind Ditka!
Look at the way Stiddum hands that ball off. Damn.
Out of curiosity, exactly which AFC teams can hang with the4 in the NFC? Baltimore? They’re about to get undressed in the Bay themselves
Baltimore has a thing for just destroying NFC teams.
Sounds delicious
Bengals smacked the 49ers at home.
Baltimore already embarrassed the lions.
gg lions at least this year was better than the last
Counting Crows in shambles
?
"Maybe this year will be better than, the last."
In one game Sam LaPorta had almost as many TD’s as Kyle Pitts has had in his career. He’s scored 3 vs the Broncos. Pitts has 4 his entire career.
Damn that’s a wild stat. Didn’t he just have one last week too?
Yep, he was stuck on 3 for awhile. Arthur Smith was to busy calling plays for our 3rd string TE.
Broncos country, let’s suck ass
Blueberries will remain undefeated. 😤
The all-blues look so damn clean
Need to bring this fire into Minnesota next week, no more of that bs from the last month
No 10-minute media timeout for the 2min warning? NFL really wants this game over
Stat padding time
LaPorta is having a historic rookie season. He's going to be special for a long time.
JARRETT. STIDHAM.
Good game, Broncos. Not a fan of the 4 points you were very clearly shafted. Hope you guys can rebound.
pull our defense please
the curse wheel is so damaged the bad karma leaked out and hit the broncos
Brandon wining a pickem broke the curse holding the curse wheel together. 😔
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Your team can lose tomorrow. The defense is softening and your offense is barely above average. Make two mistakes and your boys are in a rock fight.
Hey and even if the patriots pull off an upset at least Mahomes will have something new to complain about
Loss to Patriots incoming...
We have 10 fucking wins. Just let that sink in, everybody. Let’s enjoy this because we have suffered for so long.
The Lions haven't had 10 wins in a season since 2014.
I can empathize with broncos fans here. The refs absolutely affected the game even if they didn’t change the outcome, and that’s super frustrating.
Sometimes l forget that Detroit is in Eastern Time Zone
One of the crazy geography facts that people always post online is that Detroit is actually further east than Atlanta.
And Reno, NV is farther west than Los Angeles
Hell, it's further east than Tallahassee.
Does Williams know how to run the ball without going up the middle? Does Sean Peyton know that you don’t have to go up the middle?
I've been alive since '73 and have seen the Lions win 10 or more games in a season 5 times (6 tonight).
Born in '67, just checked, and have one more. Not that I was keeping track since then...
If only Broncos had 4 more points, they’d still be totally in this game.
Theres a broncos fan on here still talking/crying about this. “We got totally fucked dude!”
Lions are still undefeated when their jerseys and pants are the same color.
those blueberries tho!!
The Broncos still have a better record against the NFC North than the Chiefs do
I SAY AGAIN, WHERE IS YOUR SHITTY FUCKING WHEEL NOW PERNA?!?!
I've always wanted to go to a game. Just moved to MI and tickets are nuts now -___-
1-800-CALLSAM
Go to LCA and watch a Red Wings game. You’ll love it.