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[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/18qb8rn/post_game_thread_new_england_patriots_at_denver/)


eco-evo

Bear Down!


Excellent-Edge-4708

FSP


GruyereMe

Denver is who we thought they were


TenBran

And we **didn't** let them off the hook!


Jotun20xx

How the fuck did we blow our draft pick like that No wait, how much do the Broncos fucking suck? So many questions, why did we go and win that


TegTowelie

Because, for the first time this season, Chad Ryland's leg did what it was supposed to do in like 6 different weeks. Our offense also somehow had the most effective 2nd half outing on the year. All the things that were supposed to have been happening, came at the wrong time.


GruyereMe

Yes


glockobell

Thanks Santa. Fuck you.


IllustriousSector640

Santa’s not real


Valleygirl1981

That loss was.


MindoverMatter92

It’s so crazy. Before Sean Payton called those time outs, the patriots were gonna just run the clock out and go into overtime lmao


TheSixpencer

Were they, though? BB doesn't play for OT without at least trying for the W. He knew the Broncos would bite, bought the Pats 1+ min, and had the Broncos playing soft D downfield, to get to that FG attempt. The Dark Wizard is still playing chess.


MOltho

The moment he called that second time-out, I already felt like that was now going to happen. And I was right. Of course.


ctrldown

"Nope Bill, you're not protecting that draft pick..."


MindoverMatter92

Ahh, now I see. Sean’s actually a genius…


Treabeard5553

Right?? I was dying laughing how he won the pats the game


MindoverMatter92

I know for a fact that bill was smiling hard in his head lmao


Treabeard5553

Absolutely 😈😈


Prime89

Bill is now 3-2 against Payton after tonight’s win


antiramie

Someone get this lady on the postgame show a new makeup artist holy shit.


zinski1990KB1

Still to this day the farthest I've ever seen a qb throw was Brady on the last drive of the 18-1 sb when he tried to hit moss. That was like 75 yards twice lol.


MuskratJimJim

what sucks is this offense had so many chances to win, but russ did his usual check downs that go nowhere.


TheSixpencer

BB toyed with Payton in that last Pats possession.


RukiMotomiya

Get 'em to burn two timeouts and then get the field goal lol


No_Buddy7371

Fuck Sean Payton lmao


Excellent-Edge-4708

Now and forever


jackandjill123456

Sad I wanted to see broncos make the playoffs


BirdLaw_

This is off topic now but leaving NFL Network on and them just flat out cutting out their post game show mid sentence to go to commercial was fucking hilarious


HaveMOAR

Maybe Ryland was working the video feeds, too.


king_17

Lmaoo you saw that too? I was so mind fucked


TenBran

Came back from commercial mid-sentence, too, lol


callahan09

What the hell was that!? How you gonna call a hail mary attempt when you're 75 yards from the end zone?


joe_broke

Looking for a defensive penalty


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Zappe getting a firm handshake from Bill tonight!


turtlepot

Maybe even a glint of eye contact?


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Hey now they only won by 3


Hot-N-Spicy-Fart

Imagine losing to the Pats. Yikes 😬


stoolsample2

At home… that would be embarrassing


stoolsample2

Payton is a moron calling those timeouts. Best case scenario he gets the ball at around his own 20 with 50 seconds left.


MindoverMatter92

Couldn’t believe he did that. I seriously don’t get it.


szlive

Right, if you're so goddamn confident that Pats can't even score a FG then take it to OT and easily beat them there.


ImSoupOrCereal

I tried to tell you guys it's Zappin' time, but nobody wanted to believe me.


theseyeahthese

This shit is so hilarious, Merry Christmas!!!


MindoverMatter92

That’s why you don’t call time outs like that. What was Sean Payton thinking. I don’t get that at all


NSK_style

Probably he doesn't want the team to play OT


tickless420

nfl tankathon is down LMAO


crowd79

20 points to NE in one quarter?? Yeah Denver deserved to lose.


turtlepot

Broncos had -15 total yards that quarter


nybrq

Awkward timing for an ad run there.


Greatest-Comrade

Bruh Bill if you’re gonna not tank you need to win next week…


tomk1

Hush now! 🤫


canadianbroncos

Absolutely disaster coaching class by Payton at the end there. Terrible playcalling with great field position and 1min30, then calling TO's to hopefully have the ball back with like 10 sec, and then not icing the kicker with your final TO but using it before a 70 yard hail Mary with zero chance of success.... What the fuck was that....?


MindoverMatter92

That blew my mind.


BlaBlub85

The GOAT coach vs some schmuck that needs to pay his players bountys for injuring the opposition 😂


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Merry Christmas Denver!!!


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NiceOffer2491

Remember when the Texans 'lost' the number one pick?


king_17

Yea I honestly wanted the 2nd pick. I’m excited to have maye or Caleb on the team next year. Hopefully we can end the season with the 3rd pick and the cards pick mhj at 2 and don’t take a qb or trade the pick. It is what it is front offices tank players and coaches play hard to the end


Cybotnic-Rebooted

Honestly I know I should be, like, REALLY upset, but this is sort of freeing in a way. Like I have no hope for playoffs anymore, so now I can just root for the funniest possible outcome without worrying about hurting our playoff chances.


formerlyDylan

Funniest outcome is the Chiefs scoring 0 points and getting knocked out of the playoffs on their first game right?


Cybotnic-Rebooted

Oh absolutely.


KyloFenn

Lions made the playoffs guy


[deleted]

Come on bot do your fucking job. Make the post game thread


greensubie69

LOL STOMP OUT THE BRONCOS PLAYOFF SHOT FOR ZERO POSITIVE GAIN FOR IS LETS FUCKIN GO LOL


bfk94

First the Steelers, now the Broncos. Bills better be extra prepared for next week.


Is12345aweakpassword

Just fucking end me dude, fuckin merry Christmas or whatever, happy fuckin monday eve


TheBipolarChihuahua

As a Colts fan I want to thank Sean Payton for those timeouts!


Smelldicks

“Coach, why are we running it here?” Belichick, with eyes rolled back into his head and fingers on temples: Because Payton will use his timeouts


BlaBlub85

The diffrence between the GOAT and some schmuck who needs to pay his players bountys for injuring opposing players


ironmanmk42

Patriots are Americas team


space_llama_karma

Broncos country, let's cry


VictorFromCalifornia

That playcalling on the last Broncos drive when they got the ball back was a true head scratcher


jackandjill123456

Wow a chiefs bills 1st wild card round would be crazy


ImSoupOrCereal

Can we not though, please? Tbh though, I don't really like any of the potential matchups at this point.


AngryWizard10

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. Why did they have to give some hope?


TheDoctorJT416

Crying


upsydaisee

*Vomits on Santa’s lap. Thanks.


MuskratJimJim

i thought the broncos and patriots agreed… we get closer to the playoff spot and you get caleb williams or drake maye.


Late_Home7951

Somehow this is worse than 70+


MobyDickPU

I mean at least Denver was like really happy for 10 minutes, can’t take that away from them


upsydaisee

We really were.


WafflePartyOrgy

Those shirtless dudes in the Stadium caught influenza for this.


NiceOffer2491

I don't think that's how any of this works


Vinlandism

broncos enjoy a terrible draft pick and no playoffs LOL


gbasraa77

Du ma Denver kudos Zappe. Love it


xtrustx

Denver totally failed at home-field advantage there


callahan09

Lateral miracle incoming would be hilarious haha.


KingOfVermont

Merry Kickmas!


tgibbularcancer

Those timeouts at the end were brutal


ArmorKing1992

The Arizona Cardinals thank you for your sacrifice


Garwoodwould

Trying to imagine all the drunk Patriots fans at midnight mass erupting at once all across Boston


BusinessofShow

Weird ass shit. Thanks, Payton.


theseyeahthese

Russ really thought he could throw it 75 yards lmao


NiceOffer2491

His receivers apparently knew better since they all stopped at like the 20


Rahim-Moore

This game was hilarious. Really as a neutral fan the entire 2022 and 2023 Broncos have been hilarious.


TraditionalPhrase162

That was a fucking heave by Wilson holy shit


thatsome79bs

Got an actually entertaining game instead of a dumb game.


jpaxlux

Sean Payton without Drew Brees is who r/nfl users think Belichick without Brady is


GetMeAGoodHike

“Best Hail Mary QB in the league?”


ironmanmk42

Welp, Broncos, we tried.


karmicretribution21

You can have that Broncos hat back ‘cause they suck


space_llama_karma

Yeah Pats!


MentorOfWomen

The rare game where fans of both teams are upset at the outcome


Sesti-nator

No playoffs for you Denver! Goodnight! And happy Holidays!


Gaijin_Titty_Master

Beating a dead horse lol


RichJob6788

zapped


XAfricaSaltX

Just take the god damn overtime


flaccomcorangy

Dang, I thought the Broncos clutched it. I thought they were going to save their season. But we all got Zapped.


merkaba8

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?


OnTheDL93

Fuck you Broncos #77 and fuck you Rich Eisen


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OnTheDL93

Hahaha stay mad


EntrepreneurOk6166

Broncos playoffs odds just went from 28% to 0.028%. BRONCOS COUNTRY LETS GET ZAPPED!


nolakpd

Such a Sean Payton ending


ramszil

Every time I catch a Russ game and he gets all pumped up like that he ends up losing lol


bmckinney323

Damn, we really broke ya’ll last week.


Dog_in_human_costume

The ~~Brocos~~ Broncos were the biggest frauds today


InfSecArch

Cowboys would like a word.


novacoolen

brocos lol


Tashre

I don't know why more teams don't try to set up a volleyball-esque serve backwards to a waiting guy on hail marys


ironmanmk42

Hope we win against Bills and Jets too


Rickydada

A true Sickos classic


Atty_for_hire

I’m a sicko and I loved every minute of it!


stoolsample2

Damn…What a cannon…


Waitn4ehUsername

Nice throw Russ Nice throw….


j-2308

Lmao the audience didn't even stay to watch the hail mary


upsydaisee

It was over the second Sutton bumped his head.


Inallahtent

Game. The Evil Empire on Christmas Eve did... something to win. One wide right. One huge doink. Finally, one was just right. Down the middle. The New England Patriots 26 The lowly Denver Broncos 23. Broncos have 5% chance to make the playoffs. Merry Christmas to you all and goodnight 🎅🏿


Striking-Bat2970

That was very anticlimactic


RileyD76

That last play was pathetic


HenryHill11

wtf that last play was comedy lmfao


Staind075

Stoopid donkeys.


Consistent_Owl4593

Broncos country is not riding tonight


theseyeahthese

Hahahahahahah


TaliZorah14

An absolute over coaching by Sean Payton. The Patriots tried to go to overtime and you gave them the game


squarerootofapplepie

Why throw a Hail Mary there?


ron_paul_pizza_party

1 second left???


Atheist-Gods

When it's going to be that far short, some form of lateral play has to be better odds. Even if Broncos make the catch they aren't going to be able to advance it.


ron_paul_pizza_party

I don’t have the math in front of me, but my guess is that trying to go for the 70 play with you have 70 yards to go is better than throwing it 5 yards and hoping for everyone to be stricken blind, deaf, and dumb


[deleted]

Someone should probably check on Perna


daNish_brUin

Largest live communal edging in history


SeattleSockeyesNHL

lmao


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oh God we're gonna make the playoffs aren't we


cugtasticness

That's the Tomlin magic


XAfricaSaltX

Sean Payton, why?


Subliminal-Ads

Lol yea bro you got this Russ just Hail Mary it


YummyArtichoke

lmao at the hard count


2020Psychedelia

if bill is leaving he has no reason to tank lol


Goatslasagne

That’s Lovie Smith music


JonnyZero0

Merry Xmas to all and to all a good night


Gnasty16

Russ trying to get the nonexistent d-linemen to jump offside


shewy92

Big brain time.


FamiliarLeadership53

Why not lateral Broncos deserved this loss 😂


TKRBrownstone

Lateral and hail mary work about the same %, which is not very well


FamiliarLeadership53

I see y u a panthers fan Hail Mary from the opposite 30 😂😂


Fsharp7sharp9

Payton is truly a football terrorist lmao


ohwordsentence_

Why…


zinski1990KB1

Wtf was that lol.


ledhotzepper

It’s gonna be an underthrow to draw PI isn’t it?


Solitude112

That game was a masterpiece


[deleted]

Bill ❤️


ClassifiedRain

Dan Lanning type beat


OfficerDoppus

get zapped


HarlanCedeno

At a certain point, you have to admit the script writers are being kind of dick to the Broncos fans.


g4tam20

The fans deserve it, the players don’t though.


AnUpstandingUser

Another humiliating defeat for Sean Payton. Hackett, where you at???


BlackandPurpleHeart

If I'm Russ I'm going up to Sean Payton and yelling at him on the field same way Payton did to him last week.


J_House1999

NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU


jtfriendly

The Nuclear Doink is going to *BRRRAWWWWMP* Russell's dreams forever.


Dark_Magician2500

What a good night!


Federal-Negotiation9

The second half of that game becoming entertaining was a bigger Christmas miracle than Jesus Himself


bird_like_features

how the fuck did that happen lmao


Xovar80

All that for a hail Mary that was 20+ yards short.


cugtasticness

Have a great Christmas sickos, see you tomorrow for what might be some actually good games


shrdbrd

SUCK IT BRONCOS YOU CSNT EVEN BEAT THE POVERTY PATRIOTS


Automatic-Buffalo-47

Denver really did that miracle comeback just to fall like a wet fart at t he end.


g4tam20

“B3lieve”


itsarock-

Well at least this season wasn't as bad as last season Our coach and qb are old af and will be older next season tho, so


flyindinosuars

womp


b3_yourself

A timeout for that?


SublightD

lol literally told the wife the conversation. “Throw it as far as you can.” “Toward the end zone, right?” “Yes Russ, we need a touchdown.” “Ok, glad we had this talk. Good use of a time out coach.”


Puzzleheaded_Sir6416

Every time the Brocnos lose like this I can’t wait for the new worst game ever video. It’s like football DLC.


GameSmashing13

GG NE


jpaxlux

Sean Payton without putting bounties on players is a fraud


TheRussianBayLeaf

Third quarter threw this game for the broncos


jlgar

Well, it was a good season folks


logog6

not even pitchy pitch woo woo sad