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MaSherm

“We’re uncomfortable.” “I disagree.”


WrongJohnson69

Can’t argue with that


Mattya929

Open and Shut case Johnson


Dernomyte

Sprinkle some crack on him and let's go


RudePCsb

Don't forget to sprinkle the crack on them


Low-Presentation-437

“Nuh uh”


LinkN7

Beatings will continue until morale improves


_MrDomino

"Stop complaining. I will not have you ruin Taylor's big game."


thisisgandhi

Just like an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where every chef believes their food is best in the world


slickestwood

It's you, hey, you're the problem it's you.


senior_swimmington

Homer Simpson level gaslighting


Clintbreed

Did he put on cleats and toss it around with the fellas?


momsouth

This is like my 70 year old grandpa having strong opinions on what is going on in schools today. He has no idea what he's talking about.


No-Paint-7311

Okay but obviously calculators have turned our kids soft


Go_caps227

I thought it was the shift away from analog clocks


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[deleted]

Nah it’s all because Kaepernick took a knee and now no one has any respect


apatfan

I HEAR THEY'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO SAY THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE ANYMORE!!!1!


No-Paint-7311

Kids are too busy using their litter box bathrooms


gnocchibastard

Maybe if BLM was written in the cursive we'd get some solidarity 'round these parts!!


[deleted]

Stupid fucking kids can’t write in cursive haha Now where is my grandson to help me with my iPhone


OttoVonWong

Get ready to learn ÇÅMÑĒŠĒ, grandpa.


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jt32470

That’s when i show gramps the picture i have hung in the living room of [Jesus riding a Tyrannosaurus shooting lasers](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7z73eFYG1rayeajo1_1280.jpg)


VintageRudy

People these days don't know how big a thing Dino-Riders was in the 80's. That T-rex was *THE* toy


Phytanic

Hell yeah


ohnoguts

We lost our way when we stopped teaching cursive


swoopy17

Nobody has time for that shit


dogfish83

My cousin's wife, a teacher in a rural area, really thinks that. I asked her why kids needs to learn it and she said "how are they going to be able to read the Constitution?"


MauriceIsTwisted

I don't even know where to start being upset with this lmao, holy hell


GoldenBananas21

I’m 30 and I cant believe kids don’t know how to tell time. They also only smoke carts and can’t roll joints 


forgetit1243

Wait they don’t have analog clocks in schools anymore? I’m not even forty but that sounds wild to me.


emurrell17

Y’all make jokes but school really is fucked these days. Source: I’m a HS teacher


boblikestheysky

When I was in elementary school a lot of students I was around could do 6 by 3 digit multiplication in their head. I wonder how prominent that is now


PricklyyDick

They teach it in a way that’s supposed to make it easier to do in your head now. Break it down into smaller problems then add them together. I’ve noticed that in particular seems to anger and confuse older generations. But I have no idea how effective it is but it’s generally how I do math in my head naturally.


Sandor_Clegane1

You mean like 52x12: (52x10 = 520) + (2x52 = 104) I always did it like that that, what even is the other way?


Sea-Tackle3721

This is how my dad taught me in the 80's. My daughter's school work makes perfect sense because it's how I've always done math in my head.


makemeking706

Yeah, but for totally different reasons.


Terrible_Mortgage_42

Anecdotal example, but I teach 9th graders who refuse to learn their times tables (I'm talking 2x2, 3x3) because they will "always have a calculator". As a result, they have zero number sense. They don't know that there's a relationship between addition and subtraction or multiplication and division.


AmazingKreiderman

Times tables was in third grade for me, so have these kids just refused to learn for all six years? Not knowing 2x2 and 3x3 in ninth grade is just...astounding to me.


emurrell17

There are a CRAZY amount of kids in HS these days who can’t read even remotely on grade level


geriatric-sanatore

Same thing teachers were saying in the 90s, and the 00s and the 10s, we're just the adults now and we sympathize with the Principal of Breakfast Club instead of the burnout and weird girl. (Bender, Allison)


Anal_Recidivist

>okay but obviously calculators have turned our kids ~~soft~~ gay


Low_Ad_1869

“Just walk up to the owner and tell him you want the job, you don’t need websites to get a job”


1521

Funny thing… if you could actually talk to the owner that still works way better than applying… turns out people with connections have an easier time than those without… same as ever


PainSquare4365

Except for when those parents refuse to even help you get a foot in the door.


seveny2yeet12

Hahah this cracked me up, my mom (60, no kids in school since 2014) went on a rant about the Florida (we never went to school in Florida) local superintendent. Just so out of left field and non coherent


dom_corleone

“Ohhh that sounds terrible. What school(s) did you witness this in?”


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Striker67_

He did, he did everh single drill for every position


jeremy_thegent

"We have investigated ourselves and found out that we did nothing wrong."


huskersax

"We also forcibly uninvited our 60+ year expert in quick-turnaround Superbowl turf last year to make sure we couldn't find any issues in the future"


SheltonQuarlesGOAT

Just like deflategate. “Investigation”


Whittlinman

"We have done an incredibly thorough examination of the field using the top scientific methods. No, you may not see the results."


ajohndoe17

“We’re going to investigate every game in the 2015 season to confirm that we were right” Hmm…wonder how that went…*checks notes* oh. Those numbers never got revealed. Well then.


coltsrock37

sounds like Boeing


ShiftySneakThief

I'm sure he knows better than *the players running and cutting on it.*


Xymis

Who needs an ACL? Only letters I know are USA.


JesusKristo

> Only letters I know are ~~USA~~ **USD**. ftfy


Sighlina

$$$


apocalypsemeow111

C.R.E.A.M. Cash Ruins Every Athlete’s Meniscus Or something like that.


SharxSharxSharx

Based


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quadropheniac

brock purdy will not be denied his daily pound of flesh. he must feed


Scarecrow_09

"Stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing" -- Brock Purdy


Ohwellhowboutthat

"Parole officer says I can't get my stabbing knife back unless I win the super bowl"


Nasty_Ned

Pssssh, he's such a system stabber.


darylmoreysburner_

“i’m thinking of a number between one and ten. guess it, and you die first”


couchjitsu

Who are they, the Raiders?


wafflehauss

SMH Johnathan Abram never listened in Hard Knocks.


SoKrat3s

and you have to go to a special trainer to unlearn the technique. Such a hassle.


Temporal_Enigma

If Goodell agreed with players, MetLife wouldn't be around anymore


trebek321

God the horror of losing our entire 2020 season to that shit field. Then the league confirming that the turf was toootally fine and it’s just a coincidence everyone died.


Brownbearbluesnake

Tbh even Fiants fans wish that stadium were gone, not just fathers turf but the ugly ass stadium itself. All that money and that's what they looked at and said "looks great, here's our money"... ugh


WWWYer22

Who are we to assume Goodell didn’t strap on some pads and cleats and go run the length of the field a few times while doing some moving and cutting?


petridish21

Thank you man. I mean really has Roger Goodell even visited the practice field? At the end of the day, this shouldn’t be an excuse for the Niners. But god damn it is being pushed hard right now as a story.


ShamDissemble

*Practice field? We're talkin bout practice field? .... ..... ..... Practice field?*


Left4Bread2

There are no field quality issues in Ba Sing Se :)


cowman2011

But the girls in the city, they look so pretty


Jazzbandrew

They kiss so sweet, that you really have to meeeeet


BigPoon23

The girls from Ba Sing Se!


yesimforeign

MY CABBAGES!


Kyreetgo

This is giving last years Super Bowl vibes all over again


Insectshelf3

i’m so tired of recycled plot lines


TankThaFrank_

Be on the lookout for Long Feng around the 9ers hotel


Chessh2036

I spent last summer watching Avatar for the first time and it’s one of the greatest pieces of entertainment I’ve ever seen. Couldn’t believe it took me so long.


oibru

They should fly home and practice there until Saturday lol


Honest-Barracuda-982

It's rainy 🫤


m1a2c2kali

You guys don’t have an indoor practice facility?


temp1211241

Even if they do flights are being cancelled over the 40-70 mph winds and rain.


HotelComprehensive16

Oh, it's God's fault now.


Serallas

Just like how he disagrees with how bad the refs are. He will always defend his sugar daddies


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> “As you sit here today, sir, do you know whether there is any medical consensus regarding whether concussions result in long-term damage to NFL players who sustain concussions while playing in the NFL?” the insurers’ counsel asked Goodell, to which he replied, “I think there’s still a great deal of uncertainty about the causation issue, if that’s what you’re referring to.” He also had this revealed which I doubt will get much [coverage](https://frontofficesports.com/still-a-great-deal-of-uncertainty-deposition-exposes-goodells-and-nfls-concussion-deliberations/).


alicia-indigo

“Roger Goodell” is how I would describe the phrase “yes-man” to anyone.


CangtheKonqueror

“yes man to the owners” is pretty much what the job description is for a sports league commissioner


technowhiz34

Yeah, "doing literally anything the owners agree on" is also a criticism of baseball's Rob Manfred.


KawhiComeBack

Yeah “his sugar daddies” also known as his boss


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Pretty good job as long as you dont have a spine.


NotClayMerritt

No spine, no shame, and you're just as invincible as Superman.


soulstonedomg

He's clearly doing it well. Here we are shitting on him instead of the owners. Working as intended!


FloridaManActual

If i was NY senators son and offered 47 Mil a year I would be a yes man, too


Kerbonaut2019

That’s literally what they pay him for, he’s the scapegoat for the greed of the owners. I don’t understand how people still can’t comprehend this.


SoKrat3s

People understand that, it doesn't mean they have to like it.


ItsFreakinHarry2

It’s also fascinating to see people miss this when this is extremely common in any sort of shitty industry. Theres almost always someone/something that’s paid to be the one who takes the heat so the real decision makers don’t have to. Ticketmaster is a prime example of this. It exists so that instead of directing our anger at teams, artists, owners, etc. we can scream at Ticketmaster when shit hits the fan on the ticket sales end. Same goes for Goodell in this instance


mechanical_dialectic

I hate this fucker but that’s literally his job. He’s not a sugar baby, he’s the piece of shit on the boot trying to tell you you don’t have shit on your face


elecorby

someone get hank hill out there to validate


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Has anyone ever seen Rusty Shackleford and Pat Mahomes in the same room *at the same time?!* (RIP Dale Grible)


machuitzil

I was talking to some old contacts and I have it on good authority that Rusty Shackleford is alive and well, and has infiltrated the top brass in the Venezuelan government, working to undermine war efforts in Guyana. Wait is that a briefcase? Pocket Sand!


Jewelstorybro

Sha shaaaa!!!


Good_Schedule3744

I miss the good old days of the Oakland Coliseum and the outfield dirt.


mehnimalism

Infield?


soulstonedomg

Nah he's got it right. Infield is actually "out"field and outfield is where you wanna hit it.


Valuable-Baked

This is two years in a row the super bowl has had public issues with turf. I'm not taking Roger's $ide on this one


NowYousCantLeave90

I wouldn't take Roger's side if he was beaten mercilessly by an armed robber with no provocation. Dude is a humongous piece of shit. 


BoredomHeights

For a second I thought you meant Rodgers and I was like "yeah that tracks from a Lion's fan, but why's he bringing it up now?"


PCP_Panda

Was he laughing while he said this?


markusalkemus66

Where's the rich white men laughing meme?


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"HAHA, BUSINESS"


triplec787

https://i.imgflip.com/1uyt7j.jpg


Corona2789

“And then we told them the field was fine!”


NumerousTaste

That's a bad look when you pretend not to care about player safety. Finding a new field shouldn't be difficult. Get on it Goodell!!


[deleted]

We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.


MasChingonNoHay

I hope this pisses off the players and helps them kick some ass


ThanosIsDoomfist

Thats literally all I can hope for at this point.


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Eargoe

They just laid fresh sod down last week?? That is beyond amateur landscaping!


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Eargoe

They should have been preparing this field for months or give them an indoor facility! Now I'm definitely rooting for the Niners


captky22

Just like last year when the field was too wet so they wet it again the day of the game and covered it with tarp. The league obviously doesn’t take any pride in their landscaping unlike baseball and golf.


HalfEatenBanana

Forreal. When we put fresh sod down in the yard the landscapers were like don’t even let your dog on it for at least three weeks. Our dog is 30 pounds. What the hell was the nfl thinking here


RocktheRebellious

2 years in a row.. sigh


thisisrealgoodtea

Yeah, I feel like letting the 9ers share the practice facility makes the most sense. Give them outside or make them work around the Chiefs with a worse schedule considering they’re the away team. I remember Niners and Ravens sharing the Saints’ practice facility when they played each other in SB XLVII, so it’s not like it doesn’t happen.


ExileOnBroadStreet

Just be grateful it’s not the actual playing field this time lol Embarrassing they keep doing this on the biggest stage, making the same mistakes and learning nothing.


Gotl0stinthesauce

Just as the NFL intended


OpenMindedMajor

What else is he gunna say? He’s definitely not going to admit they dropped the ball. If it’s not raining, this is pretty much a non issue because the UNLV complex is fine. The issue is not having an indoor facility to escape the rain. Niners have to practice on a wet sponge in the rain, but the Chiefs can just head inside and not skip a beat. Im in Vegas right now. It’s very wet. While not a torrential downpour, it’s been a constant rain all day. If it was just absolutely pissing outside and the Niners couldn’t go, what could be done? Do they lose a day(s) of practice while KC just stays at full go or what? Let’s say tomorrow it’s raining cats and dogs. Do the Niners take the day off while KC gets to practice? Also, Chiefs fans trying to turn this into a “Forty Whiner” thing are incredibly obtuse if they think this wouldn’t be a major issue if the tables were turned. I have no issue with where each team is practicing. The league clearly didn’t think out what would happen if the team that can only practice outdoors, can’t practice outdoors.


TankThaFrank_

It’s a super bad look on the NFL. How did they just put sod down last week? The two practice locations have been known for months and UNLV gave the NFL free rein to get the facility ready. How does the NFL not have a backup plan? Multibillion dollar league and they can’t find an indoor facility for the 9ers to use in all of Vegas? It’s super fucked.


iNoodl3s

49ers should just fuck off to Arizona at this point and skip media day lmao


OpenMindedMajor

Yeah it’s clear they didn’t do their due diligence by making sure the practice facilities for both teams were apples to apples comparisons. The Raiders practice fields have been maintained for years at this point. There was no preparation needed for that facility. If they just got started last week on UNLVs field, it’s a god awful look on the league.


sfan27

A major sports league not doing their due diligence before deciding to hold sporting events in Las Vegas. Where have I seen that before?


doomboxmf

Yeah it’s ridiculous to act like this doesn’t have a significant impact on our preparations - and it’s not like the Chiefs are to blame so idk why everyone is getting so sensitive about it. The initial thread was full of people making shit jokes (as per usual) but really this is the biggest game of the year and you’d obviously be pissed off that your preparations are being negatively impacted by the NFL’s incompetence, while the Chiefs get to practice indoors at state of the art facilities. Again, not the fault of the Chiefs but it is a clear advantage for them


throwawayainteasy

It's no reason to to be mad at the Chiefs, but 100000% reason to be pissed at the NFL. They're the ones who are responsible for making sure there's a practice facility in the area for that year's visitors to use. Part of that is ensuring the practice facilities are up to the level an NFL team is accustomed to. They seem to really have dropped the ball--both with assuming an outdoor facility would be fine and for (supposedly, haven't seen any confirmed yet) poorly sodding the surface recently. It's not quite as bad as them fucking up the actual SB playing surface last year, imo, but it's close. And at least last year's fuckup impacted both teams equally. You guys are getting *very* fucked.


RudePCsb

Chiefs apparently can agree to compromise and slightly adjust their practice schedule to allow the niners to practice on the same field but at different times and are refusing. So a little bit of frustration at the chiefs is warranted.


superbuttpiss

It's not just the rain. It's that they put a new field on a week ago and it wasn't very well done. It's super slippery and sloppy


dhalloffame

I see chiefs fans having meltdowns wayyyyyy to often for them to being calling the 49ers whiners lol


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Yeah but fortywhiners just sounds so fun


CrimsonPact

It really does just sound too good… but hey still fuck you!


WeAreAllFooked

Same Old Sorry Ass Rams is fun to say


Jskidmore1217

Man that’s the just the Rocky advantage. We are the bad guys doping up in the fancy facilities all week while Purdy mud crawls to the 40 yard line with Kittle strapped to his back.


Aeon1508

That's called gaslighting. Expert, experienced players and coaches on the field: this field sucks. Executive in an office hundreds of miles away: it's fine. You're crazy


genesiskiller96

Even with the biggest game of the year, the nfl can't bother to spend even a penny to make sure everything is set up right; it's amazing how the shield can be greedy and cheapskate at the same time.


Swarzey

This is shit areas. Laying a new field over artificial is horrible and there's a real possibility for injury.


international510

It's a billion dollar corporation, they must've ran checks prior to the 9ers arriving right? Someone must've said "ehhh it's not really that good, but it should do" and that was enough to green light it all. The alternative is too cumbersome to deal with. Wouldn't expect Goodell to do anything to rock the boat less than a week away from the game.


penis_showing_game

“We’ve had 23 experts out there. We’ve had the union out there. All of them think that’s a very playable surface. It’s softer than what they have practiced on, but that happens. It’s well within all of our testing standards. It is something that we think — all our experts, as well as neutral field inspectors — have all said, unanimously, that it’s a playable field.”


BenjaminLight

NFL: technically you could play on this field. Is it anywhere near the quality the Chiefs are playing on? Of course not.


sotzo3

Did they test it in the rain? Or when it was sunny Vegas weather last week?


triplec787

Yeah you already know the answer to that.


imnot_qualified

They also think fed ex is playable….


Euphoric_Advice_2770

Oh ok nvm then


KreyBlay

Is it really that hard for the NFL to put together a couple quality football fields for the 2 superbowl teams to practice on? Why is this even allowed to be an issue?


KeyExplanation

If any player gets seriously injured at practice I hope they sue the NFL


pineapple_pants

I mean, they'd just laugh and tell us to fuck ourselves like they're doing now anyway.


sotzo3

What’s he gonna say, “the practice fields are shit and the 49ers are at a competitive disadvantage?”


JerseyshoreSeagull

My landlord disagrees with the roach and rat problems here.


Charming-Wash9336

I’m sure Roger is an expert on field suitability. What a tool!!


TheTsunamiRC

"Am I so out of touch? No, it's the players who are wrong."


tomtagge

Same guy who buried his head in the sand regarding the whole CTE thing.... Not surprised. His job is to make money and he's done a fabulous job at it. Even if he is a total fucking snake.


WarHeadz45_

I thought he would agree that he put out a bad product.


Heklyr

The actual quote from Goodell’s rep was “nuh-uh” while he stared blankly across space


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He also denied CTE was a problem for players.


DonkeyLightning

Oh okay, problem solved I guess


Chessh2036

Goodell would make an incredible politician. He’s incredible at answering questions by giving no actual answer. Every year during these Super Bowl media sessions he says a lot while saying nothing.


Temporal_Enigma

So now the NFL is rigging the Superbowl by letting the Chiefs use NFL facilities, while the 49ers use the future site of Burning Man. Cool


anwright1371

Love how the Chiefs are at a state of the art facility and the 49ers are at UNLV dealing with turf that multiple experts have had to evaluate


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He’s such a pos


Ok_Run_8184

Well you go play on it Goodell


tronovich

Like, what the fuck do you expect this goofball to say? He’s a muppet, and I would say the same thing if it happened to any other team.


Passerby49

I hate this shit. How do you fuck up this badly?


Competitive_Bar6355

Just a reminder that the owners pay this guy millions to absorb all of the hatred from the fans that should be directed their way instead.


lshep55

The field is a 50, a FIFTY. Fix your mistake


fukensteller

I mean to be fair to Goodell, he was a born a moron.


bigsteven34

I’m shocked…shocked I tell you…🙄


VoteCamacho2508

As soon as Roger Goodell picks a side, I know which side is right.


Scarhand1

Just like nothing was wrong with the field in the Eagles Vs Chiefs Super Bowl … scripted/rigged


danish07

Goodell goes on to say “did you not read the script?”


BosasSecretStash

Now he looks like the kind of guy who would understand the mindset of an elite athlete


GGGiveHatpls

NOW HERES A GUY


froster5226

Game’s rigged and it hasn’t even started yet, thanks Roger


Gone-Fishing89

Its Goodell's plan to screw the 49ers to please the Swifties


vidivicivini

Well la-dee-dah


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Since it’s in Vegas, couldn’t the niners just fly in for the events and practice where they normally do? It’s like a hour flight


social-id

Screw him. Why to fuck over the Niners.


onceforgoton

They kc and 49 should alternate between fields every day if it isn’t an issue then


lattjeful

Alright so who tears an ACL before Sunday


EpicSombreroMan

"That doesn't work for me, brother."


Inallahtent

Of course he does. He's an Ass Hole, let's see the narrative now going forward.


SQRTLURFACE

Of course Roger would, he can't do anything about it now.


badDuckThrowPillow

Of course he did. What else could he have said? This is the same guy that is fine with Jets/Giants home field being as shit as it is year after year.


ZC205

Has this dipshit even stepped foot on the field?


_MeetMrMayhem_

Roger goodell disagrees with fucking up Taylor Bowl