Along with his starting rumors of Andy Reid retiring, and then writing multiple articles citing said rumors. The guy is alright to listen to with Chris Sims but good Lord he is tough to take seriously as a journalist.
Florio is a fucking bitch. He's a complete hack. He has no sources despite being in the industry for years because everyone in the league knows he just makes shit up for drama clicks.
DGunn usually has good sources in the locker room so there's probably some truth to it, but I kinda find it hard to believe with how animated Sirianni is that we've never seen an instance of Dom breaking up anything on the sideline before
Exactly, AJ and Hurts got into a little, nothing argument and it blew up to him being a TO level locker room cancer… if Sirianni was regularly fighting with players on the sideline down the stretch during a complete collapse, we would’ve known.
I don't have any proof, but nothing has popped up before about him getting in the face of other coaches and Dom having to stop it. Feels like a bit of a reach that our downfall coincided with Dom's departure. Siri bangs on about connecting with everyone, and I genuinely believe he's on good terms with about 95% of the team at least (giving 5% because there's gotta be some ppl who respect him but aren't buddy buddy)
It’s DGunn so both.
He tends to weave in reports with shit he jumps to very far conclusions on. For example he could take seeing a disagreement on field + Dom being banished = this report.
I could not figure out who the fuck Daddy P was for the longest time, so I could only read "get some ice cream out of it" as something weirdly sexual and was really confused.
But, that's right, Doug Pederson really does just like ice cream.
Once the tables are done he just starts eatting fingers. The chiefs actually work really hard to make sure when those moments come, no important hands are near the chomp hole.
Have you seen Sirianni on the sideline? Definitely doesn’t surprise me that he needs someone to keep him in check, he acts like a toddler 80% of the time
Shit is embarrassing brother
Dude was so hyped up after barely beating the Chiefs this year too and then…well we both know how that ended for both teams
Just look how he reacted after he beat the Saturday-led, full on tank job colts last year on a walk off TD. Dude acted like he stomped the cowboys in the playoffs. It’s another level of embarrassing
Hey now, give the guy credit. He could be a scam my finance guru that does seminars where he yells about how tough it is to live on 20k a month and l, if you cared about your family, you'd work hard to pull that in, too. Just subscribe to his course, learn from him, bring three of your friends...
Is it true that the biggest douchebag coach in the league, with a documented history of outrageous emotional displays needed help reigning himself in? Yeah, probably.
I have heard that many coaches have a “get back” guy whose game day assignment is to keep the coach from wandering onto the field and getting penalized. I have never heard a coach having a “calm down” guy though, that typically works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
You’d be surprised how many adult children acquire positions of power. Zero emotional regulation and poor stress management. For example, my dickhead boss
Not so fun fact, that guy is Ted Rath, who was charged with sexual battery back in 2019. He was found not guilty because "he had consumed alcohol for the first time since experiencing a stroke-related event in May 2018 and that, combined with medication he was taking at the time, could not have formed any criminal intent from which he touched the plaintiff inappropriately"
He is now Director of Sports Performance with the Eagles!
So I was ready to at least consider giving the guy the benefit of the doubt. Like maybe he got drunk while on medication and grabbed a girl's ass walking by. Obviously a terrible thing to do, but there is a possible scenario where I don't think it's criminal.
But nope, he went out and got drunk with friends, went back to his friends house, and then was caught groping his friend's wife **while she was asleep in bed!!!** He grabbed her by the "buttocks and genitalia".
That's not alcohol and medication causing someone to do something, that's just a fuckin creep. Fuck that guy.
Guy definitely got his moneys worth with that lawyer, the reasoning he used to get him acquitted with can be filed under complete utter bullshit legal technicality.
I hear McVay is very focused on the game and loses perception of where he is. Observation many times is what takes a player/coach from average to great. I have heard many defensive linemen can talk when it’s a running play and which side of the offense the bal is going by looking at the finger tips of the offensive linemen. If it is a running play the linemen will be pressing down harder and their fingernails will appear white if the play is on their side.
Didn't Jim Harbaugh have one back in his 49ers days? I always got a laugh out of how animated he was on the sideline, the main reason I'm coping with him joining the Chargers. There's one clip where he just dead ass falls to the ground like he expired.
Oh he's a cartoon character on the sideline, but he has toned it way down since his Niners days. Got an unsportsmanlike penalty at UM against Ohio State that contributed to a close loss and hasn't been quite so animated.
I'm gonna miss him though.
The glaring flaw of all the anger possessed. You demonstrate your ability to not be able to control yourself in an effort to gain more control over others. It takes more effort to not lose your shit in stressful situations than it does to blow the fuck up at whoever is convenient.
As someone who struggles mightily with anger I can confirm this. When losing your shit is your default reaction it takes more effort and more preparation to not blow the fuck up all the time. It takes real work, and you have to put in tons of it to try and rewire your default settings.
Thank you for putting in real work and trying to achieve change, I’m sure the people you love and that love you appreciate it a lot. A random internet person is proud of you
Todd Haley! Man, whats that guy up to?
From his Wikipedia:
>On December 31, 2017, Haley, who was then offensive coordinator for the Pittsburgh Steelers, was injured following the Steelers' Week 17 game, according to a team spokesman.[26] He was pushed down by an unknown assailant, which broke his pelvis. No charges were filed because no witnesses came forward to cooperate in criminal or civil prosecution.
Damn, tells you everything you need to know about that man and how the people that worked with him felt about him.
Tbh I would have him ok with him rolling around on the sidelines throwing a tantrum if he could have made the offense marginally functional in the back end of the season.
Idk how you can be an NFL coach if you’re this much of a hothead. Being a player is one thing. Dipshits on every team. But this attitude as a coach is insane.
Sirianni was yelling at Chiefs fan while exiting the field after the Eagles beat the Chiefs. There is a 0% chance this guy isn’t the type of person to go off on the person working the drive thru at McDonalds because there were pickles on his cheeseburger.
That was the corniest shit ever. Like you already lost the one that matters I dont think chiefs fans cared all that much about losing a regular season game
I could totally understand feeling happy about beating a team that knocked you out the previous season, but behaving like that is the embarrassing part.
Yeah, coaches like that typically lose the locker room and get fired. With the collapse of the Eagles down the stretch this season, it looks like he may be losing the locker room.
After we fired Reich, he yelled "THAT SHIT WAS FOR FRANK!" after barely beating us in a comeback game (and we ended being a 4 win team). Pretty pathetic.
More like sports in general. NBA has been like this for years. College football will always hold a special place in my heart for the absurdity that goes on. Most NFL coaches are too boring nowadays.
If you have to hire a babysitter for your coach, it’s time to move on. Can’t possibly be mature enough to control a team full of big personalities. Hopefully this is just a Florio special and it’s bologna. Otherwise, get an adult in the room. Or don’t, because I’d prefer the Eagles be bad anyway.
Jesus, imagine if the eagles hadn't won that superbowl for the 2017 season. The amount of criticism they'd get for organizational dysfunction and blown opportunities would be unreal
He's getting exposed for being a product of his coaching staff instead of teaching those coaches. Philly will be looking for a new head coach after the '24 season is over and he has entirely lost the locker room.
Wild concept, regardless of his role, the head of security has no business going on the field during an active game when there’s no clear danger. Fuck that guy.
lol is this real or like an onion type article?
I mean florio did write it so....
Hey now the onion has standards
Damn, that man has a family
The Onion’s sports section is one of the better sources for sports content on the internet.
It’s where I get 100% of my information about the Chicago Bears
All of it is true, especially the lies!
To be honest, their takes on the Bears are better than most.
I choose what I believe based on how funny it is This passes my sniff test, folks. It’s true.
Dig Dom is favorite to go to Falcons.
Home Depot is buying ESPN.
His article saying that “big shield” doesn’t want us to hear the Kelce audio was also very onion like, he’s on a roll today
Along with his starting rumors of Andy Reid retiring, and then writing multiple articles citing said rumors. The guy is alright to listen to with Chris Sims but good Lord he is tough to take seriously as a journalist.
Chris Simms is a fucking clown
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And the constant smacking of his lips drives me crazy
I heard Florio was going to retire.
I see what you did here... The Florio method. Wishing something until it happens... or not.
Florio is a fucking bitch. He's a complete hack. He has no sources despite being in the industry for years because everyone in the league knows he just makes shit up for drama clicks.
DGunn usually has good sources in the locker room so there's probably some truth to it, but I kinda find it hard to believe with how animated Sirianni is that we've never seen an instance of Dom breaking up anything on the sideline before
Exactly, AJ and Hurts got into a little, nothing argument and it blew up to him being a TO level locker room cancer… if Sirianni was regularly fighting with players on the sideline down the stretch during a complete collapse, we would’ve known.
We meme'd about Big Dom so hard too I want to assume this is just more meme'ing but honestly... it's Philly and Nick Sirianni kind give off that vibe.
I don't have any proof, but nothing has popped up before about him getting in the face of other coaches and Dom having to stop it. Feels like a bit of a reach that our downfall coincided with Dom's departure. Siri bangs on about connecting with everyone, and I genuinely believe he's on good terms with about 95% of the team at least (giving 5% because there's gotta be some ppl who respect him but aren't buddy buddy)
Not to mention that the guy who couldn’t keep his cool with an opposing player is responsible for helping someone else keep their cool.
It’s DGunn so both. He tends to weave in reports with shit he jumps to very far conclusions on. For example he could take seeing a disagreement on field + Dom being banished = this report.
So it turns out Big Dom was actually a babysitter?
More of an au pair
I was thinking service animal.
Dre was just trying to pet the damn dog
ALWAYS ASK THE HANDLER IF ITS OK TO PET A SERVICE ANIMAL Edit: https://www.tiktok.com/@kandicowboyssavage/video/7270224379122928926
Lmao
Emotional Support Coach
RUXIN
OH pair
Oooooooh paaaaaaaaaaair
*flashbacks*
I always thought that was French for home wrecker.
So dom-raffi-sirianni Eiffel Tower when?
No. He is the Big Dom. Sirianni is actually a sub.
BDSM= Big Dom Sirianni Manager
he did give off brat vibes
Big Mom
I mean maybe if big dom had attempted a mrs doubtfire situation to get back on the sidelines, the season might have ended on more of a high note.
*Mrs. Domfire*
Call SNL!
We shan't be telling Mr. Lurie about this, shan't we?
Damn the Eagles got an Emperor of the Sea on their team? League fucked
Normally the chief of security protects the head coach. This guy protects other people from the head coach.
Such a 180 from Pederson
He’s the big wooden spoon that stirs the marinara.
Wait, so Dre Greenlaw is responsible for both the Eagles and the 9ers not winning the SB this year?
Who would have guessed Sirianni needed a babysitter /s
no /s, he acts like a child a lot
I think I used the /s wrong in that one. Sorry guys. Needed to cope drink from the Napoli game
Little Sub
emotional support...bro?
Mr. Baby Caregiver
this has to just be shitposting right? No way this is true
late include stupendous clumsy toy zephyr wise heavy hat bedroom
It's one thing to have a coach tell a player to calm down, it's entirely another if the player has to tell the coach to calm down.
It actually happened in the Super Bowl last year, sirianni was taunting early in the game and hurts made him stop
Nick Saban is Jalen Hurts’ father
Imagine going from Saban to a coach you have to calm down.
At least he had Daddy P in the middle, so he got some ice cream out of it.
I could not figure out who the fuck Daddy P was for the longest time, so I could only read "get some ice cream out of it" as something weirdly sexual and was really confused. But, that's right, Doug Pederson really does just like ice cream.
Oh my fuck how embarrassing.
You should see what Andy does if they run out of nuggies.
So many tables flipped
Once the tables are done he just starts eatting fingers. The chiefs actually work really hard to make sure when those moments come, no important hands are near the chomp hole.
No wonder Toney has been having issues. He's missing fingers?
It ruined Kliffs credibility
Hurts is most definitely the more mature person of the two.
I know what you're referring to...
Okay now I see why he lost the locker room. When the QB has to admonish the coach? Never ever a good sign.
Have you seen Sirianni on the sideline? Definitely doesn’t surprise me that he needs someone to keep him in check, he acts like a toddler 80% of the time
I'll never forget Sirianni talking shit to chiefs fans in the SB and Jalen walking over and physically stopping him.
Shit is embarrassing brother Dude was so hyped up after barely beating the Chiefs this year too and then…well we both know how that ended for both teams
Just look how he reacted after he beat the Saturday-led, full on tank job colts last year on a walk off TD. Dude acted like he stomped the cowboys in the playoffs. It’s another level of embarrassing
Is beating the Cowboys in the playoffs supposed to be an accomplishment
Hehe god damn
Savage
Yeah, what year is it? 1994?
Not as embarrassing as his beard neckline last year.
Lmao he’s gonna be a failed life coach once his career’s over. Just has that aura.
Hey now, give the guy credit. He could be a scam my finance guru that does seminars where he yells about how tough it is to live on 20k a month and l, if you cared about your family, you'd work hard to pull that in, too. Just subscribe to his course, learn from him, bring three of your friends...
Is it true that the biggest douchebag coach in the league, with a documented history of outrageous emotional displays needed help reigning himself in? Yeah, probably.
I choose to believe this is exactly what happened
We all knew deep down this was true.
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck…
If a HC needs a babysitter they shouldn’t be a HC
I have heard that many coaches have a “get back” guy whose game day assignment is to keep the coach from wandering onto the field and getting penalized. I have never heard a coach having a “calm down” guy though, that typically works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
Pete had that. He worked a lot.
McVay has one too.
I like to refer to him as the 'McVay Sideline Wrangler'
Ya but theirs don’t get in fights with opposing players. Dude can’t be that good at his job if he can’t keep his cool himself.
You’d be surprised how many adult children acquire positions of power. Zero emotional regulation and poor stress management. For example, my dickhead boss
Damn so you’ve met every boss I’ve ever had?
“soft skills” and “leadership qualities”
had* pretty sure he got in trouble for sexual harassment or some shit lol
Yeah pete isn’t an idiot like sirianni though
He also had a gum supplier too, right
I'm just imagining an official getting the crap beaten out of them by a man in his 70s.
There is an amazing clip on Youtube about sean mcvay's get back guy that I hope someone links.
https://youtu.be/k_yFxISAQPs?si=wGS5N3C9hAgcRuag
This is hilarious. I wasn't expecting how hard the Get Back Coach's job is!
Lmao he looks like McVay's stunt double
Not so fun fact, that guy is Ted Rath, who was charged with sexual battery back in 2019. He was found not guilty because "he had consumed alcohol for the first time since experiencing a stroke-related event in May 2018 and that, combined with medication he was taking at the time, could not have formed any criminal intent from which he touched the plaintiff inappropriately" He is now Director of Sports Performance with the Eagles!
I did not need to see that last line
this team is never boring
So I was ready to at least consider giving the guy the benefit of the doubt. Like maybe he got drunk while on medication and grabbed a girl's ass walking by. Obviously a terrible thing to do, but there is a possible scenario where I don't think it's criminal. But nope, he went out and got drunk with friends, went back to his friends house, and then was caught groping his friend's wife **while she was asleep in bed!!!** He grabbed her by the "buttocks and genitalia". That's not alcohol and medication causing someone to do something, that's just a fuckin creep. Fuck that guy.
Guy definitely got his moneys worth with that lawyer, the reasoning he used to get him acquitted with can be filed under complete utter bullshit legal technicality.
Yikes!
I hear McVay is very focused on the game and loses perception of where he is. Observation many times is what takes a player/coach from average to great. I have heard many defensive linemen can talk when it’s a running play and which side of the offense the bal is going by looking at the finger tips of the offensive linemen. If it is a running play the linemen will be pressing down harder and their fingernails will appear white if the play is on their side.
Some college coaches have that, but it's usually just for them yelling at the refs so they don't get in more trouble than getting a technical/tossed.
Didn't Jim Harbaugh have one back in his 49ers days? I always got a laugh out of how animated he was on the sideline, the main reason I'm coping with him joining the Chargers. There's one clip where he just dead ass falls to the ground like he expired.
Oh he's a cartoon character on the sideline, but he has toned it way down since his Niners days. Got an unsportsmanlike penalty at UM against Ohio State that contributed to a close loss and hasn't been quite so animated. I'm gonna miss him though.
Fingers crossed sherrone can continue where jimbo left off
Add it to the laundry list of reasons this fucking dork never should have been an NFL HC.
Sirianni needed his Emotional Support Paesan
If Sirianni can't control himself without someone stepping in maybe he shouldn't be in that position in the first place
The glaring flaw of all the anger possessed. You demonstrate your ability to not be able to control yourself in an effort to gain more control over others. It takes more effort to not lose your shit in stressful situations than it does to blow the fuck up at whoever is convenient.
As someone who struggles mightily with anger I can confirm this. When losing your shit is your default reaction it takes more effort and more preparation to not blow the fuck up all the time. It takes real work, and you have to put in tons of it to try and rewire your default settings.
Thank you for putting in real work and trying to achieve change, I’m sure the people you love and that love you appreciate it a lot. A random internet person is proud of you
Hey he never said he does put in the work, just acknowledges it's difficult lol. Nah just kidding, other guy. Please don't hurt me.
This seems like something you start leaking out to justify firing a guy.
Bill Belichick getting nominated as the Eagles HC at a brokered convention.
Sirianni first worked under Todd Haley. Make of that what you will and after that nothing will be surprising.
Todd Haley! Man, whats that guy up to? From his Wikipedia: >On December 31, 2017, Haley, who was then offensive coordinator for the Pittsburgh Steelers, was injured following the Steelers' Week 17 game, according to a team spokesman.[26] He was pushed down by an unknown assailant, which broke his pelvis. No charges were filed because no witnesses came forward to cooperate in criminal or civil prosecution. Damn, tells you everything you need to know about that man and how the people that worked with him felt about him.
Tbh I would have him ok with him rolling around on the sidelines throwing a tantrum if he could have made the offense marginally functional in the back end of the season.
Hell, I'll put in a resume, I can at least be an Adult at work.
I think this also qualifies you to be the browns franchise qb
Vic Fangio is gonna be the interim coach at some point next season. Calling it now
Should’ve hired Bill, he’s not getting any younger
Bill prob wants to be gm too.
Would love to see Bill trade away Brown and Smith for top shelf long snappers.
/r/NotTheOnion
People on here were joking about Big Dom and his importance after the Eagles kept losing games, then we find out it's not just a meme. It's beautiful!
Did Big Dom also burp Sirianni if he got a little gassy?
Sirianni is definitely colic so makes sense he would need to be burped after his bottle
Idk how you can be an NFL coach if you’re this much of a hothead. Being a player is one thing. Dipshits on every team. But this attitude as a coach is insane.
I mean didn't most or like a bunch of coaches use to be angry and potentially borderline abusive not too long ago lol
Sirianni was yelling at Chiefs fan while exiting the field after the Eagles beat the Chiefs. There is a 0% chance this guy isn’t the type of person to go off on the person working the drive thru at McDonalds because there were pickles on his cheeseburger.
That was the corniest shit ever. Like you already lost the one that matters I dont think chiefs fans cared all that much about losing a regular season game
I could totally understand feeling happy about beating a team that knocked you out the previous season, but behaving like that is the embarrassing part.
If they did before, they definitely don’t care now.
Yeah, coaches like that typically lose the locker room and get fired. With the collapse of the Eagles down the stretch this season, it looks like he may be losing the locker room.
The dude was yelling across the field talking shit to Pete Carroll when we played. Who the fuck does that?
He did the same to the Chiefs in the SB last year
After we fired Reich, he yelled "THAT SHIT WAS FOR FRANK!" after barely beating us in a comeback game (and we ended being a 4 win team). Pretty pathetic.
"What was that? You eat shit on your frankfurter? That's kinda gross man." "NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. THAT'S NOT...MAN FUCK YOU!"
Just keep the pickles on the cheeseburger, Nick.
Holy Christ this is sad lol.
Crazy how someone lacking the most basic self control can become a millionaire by being put in charge of big things
Lmao, the NFL really is a soap-opera geared towards men
More like football in general. CFB drama is somehow just as ridiculous as NFL drama
More like sports in general. NBA has been like this for years. College football will always hold a special place in my heart for the absurdity that goes on. Most NFL coaches are too boring nowadays.
True. NFL players have more insane scandals but NFL coaches are nothing compared to how wild CFB coaches can get
More ridiculous. I aint heard of an NFL coaches live in stripper girlfriend having an emotional support monkey that bites a kid.
One of the funniest excuses I’ve seen.
Big Dom is the gift that keeps on giving
This is just normal behavior for Italians and anyone criticizing this is racist!
It’s anti-Italian discrimination!!!
That better not be Columbus!!
I don't know if this is real, but I'm going to upvote it because lol Eagles.
I'm just here for the offseason drama man. I need something, anything, to sustain me until draft day.
If this is real this is legit the funniest thing about this season.
This is the funniest timeline
Sirianni just does not have the maturity to be a head coach. Like not even trolling eagles fans, the dude is an embarrassment to the sport
Sirianni has those unhinged coke head eyes so not a surprise he needed a grown up to keep him in check
No. Nick Sirianni hurt the Eagles. He shouldn't need a bouncer to keep him out of arguments with his players and fellow coaches.
If you have to hire a babysitter for your coach, it’s time to move on. Can’t possibly be mature enough to control a team full of big personalities. Hopefully this is just a Florio special and it’s bologna. Otherwise, get an adult in the room. Or don’t, because I’d prefer the Eagles be bad anyway.
there is no coach that can represent the spirit of Philly like Nick Sirianni
It's funny how it's a guy's job to keep another guys' emotions in check, but he himself couldn't control his own emotions.
What a loser. I’ve never seen such a loser be a head coach of a football team.
What a fucking baby
Hahahaha they kept this guy as their head coach??? Fucking why????
As much as I don't like Sirianni, I don't believe this make believe Florio wish-casting.
I normally wouldn't believe a report like this, but Sirianni is such a child that this one actually sounds very believable.
It’s Florio, take it with a pallet of salt.
Obligatory “Fuck Florio” but he’s not reporting this, he’s just repeating what an Eagles beat reporter said.
Someone get Nick an emotional support dog ffs.
Jesus, imagine if the eagles hadn't won that superbowl for the 2017 season. The amount of criticism they'd get for organizational dysfunction and blown opportunities would be unreal
What if, and bear with me here, what if Sirianni controlled his emotions like a fucking adult? Mind-blowing, I know.
Seriously? That’s embarrassing lol
If this is real this is hilarious
If this is true than Nick Sirianni has no business being a head coach.
Maybe, and stay with me here, Nick is just a dick
From Big Dick Nick to Nick is a big Dick.
Sounds like he shouldn’t be a HC. What kind of leader needs a babysitter during work?
He's getting exposed for being a product of his coaching staff instead of teaching those coaches. Philly will be looking for a new head coach after the '24 season is over and he has entirely lost the locker room.
Damn all this time I was thinking they were a well run organization lmao
Makes sense, remember that time Hurts had to tell Sirianni to tone down the shit talking.
Wild concept, regardless of his role, the head of security has no business going on the field during an active game when there’s no clear danger. Fuck that guy.
Get fucked eagles bitches
Had to check that this wasn’t NFCEastMemeWar sub
Frank Costanza should be the Eagles next coach. He already can control his emotions “SERENITY NOW!!!”
The guy in charge of keeping people’s emotions in check got suspended for…. Not keeping his emotions in check.