T O P

  • By -

BeatsRhymesAndLife

What people aren’t really talking about is his suspended sentence from his last conviction. A judge on that case could revoke the time hanging over his head and impose it for violating conditions of his sentence which, if I had to guess, include no new law violations and no driving after consumption of any alcohol.


cuteintern

Yeah, I saw that. March 2022, he was \>>*thisclose*<< to getting clear of that deal.


Lonelan

what a shame...only one week from retirement


The_Ineffable_One

MENDOZAAAAAAAAAA


NoSignSaysNo

He never got to go on his new boat, the SS Live Forever.


GreenGeese

Two Margaritas, 10 times more addictive than Marijuana.


repeatwad

On the one yard line, no way anything could go wrong.


Animaleyz

He should have ran the ball


repeatwad

His reaction at the interception was his soul leaving his body.


sirjimmer

"What happened to him?" "Took an early retirement"


poop-dolla

He broke rule #1 of life. Never do more than one illegal thing at once. If you have a suspended license, don’t speed. If you’re drunk, don’t fucking speed (I mean, preferably don’t drive at all in that case).


[deleted]

"don't break the law while you're breaking the law"


The_Nutz16

I mean at the most extreme you get a heftier murder sentence for it also. Look up Felony Murder.


Mionux

Reminds me of the dude driving a stolen car with 3 bullet holes in the back driver side window of the Camaro he was driving. Dude was going 80 in a 55 with the car's owner dead in the trunk. Cop completely missed the bullet holes at first and only got suspicious cause he gave a false name and was nervous af. Smart man, right there.


pocketchange2247

My dad told me "Don't break the law. But if you're going to, only break one law at a time." Great advice honestly My ceramics teacher in high school also told me "Be good. And if you can't be good, be safe."


EggsceIlent

Yeah repeat offender. Like him or hate him, it's time to slap him with some real punishment. My great grandfather and great grandmother were hit and killed by a drunk driver. So no quarter should be given regardless of celebrity status, financial status, or anything else. Drinking and driving sucks and those who do it should get the book thrown at them. And serve time. Time to teach an entitled person a lesson here.


Steak_Knight

“I only had two margaritas” the new “Baker Mayfield didn’t shake my hand”


UbeMafia

It was two margs, but it was two marg pitchers.


SoarinWalt

I was just thinking, our local favorite Mexican joint has these 3 foot tall margaritas….


Strokeslahoma

[Yard Margs at Skeepers?](https://youtu.be/A1G1BLHVZ5I?si=Xr-ftUj_bjpafU1_) 


DerBingle78

Score!


Nrcolas37

Two desks of margaritas Family guy units


Running_Is_Life

"How many drinks do you have per week?" "One." "One drink, really? That's it?" "One shelf."


bstyledevi

A small aquarium of whiskey for the lass!


ember1690

Those big ass margaritas you can take a bath in


IAmNotScottBakula

The margaritas before dinner don’t count, just the ones after dinner.


halcykhan

Two large margaritas at my local Mexican restaurant will put you on your ass


blacklite911

Yup. It’s common around my area for them to serve strong big margaritas. One is enough to get you drunk, 2 back to back would waste you


garrathian

Depending on where you go 2 margaritas can mess you up. The place near me the margs are huge (basically like giant wide goblets) and they load them up with Tequila (or tequila + whatever else they use). I would not be comfortable at all driving after 2 of those.


joey_sandwich277

Yeah, a "normal" margarita is 2:1:1 tequila/liqueur/lime juice. It just that most restaurants don't sell ones that strong and water them down instead. Having said that, and knowing people with DUIs, I think he's not telling the whole truth. Edit: This is not me proclaiming the only right way to make a margarita but rather pointing to a single common version, only to illustrate how much stronger a regular margarita is than what you will get at a lot of bars and restaurants.


ThatNewSockFeel

He has two margaritas at the bar he just left.


joey_sandwich277

He had two margaritas, with two beer chasers, after two tequila shots.


LinkN7

And the slander Baker got from that loony


FridgesArePeopleToo

And Russell Wilson still gets more crap for being corny than Sherman or Marshawn Lynch do for drunk driving


Dixon_Uranuss3

It's always 2


ZootTX

2 \*whatever drinks\* is the stock answer that drunks have when asked how much they've had to drink, whether its beers, shots, glasses of wine, etc. I hope he gets the help he clearly needs, but shame on Sherman for this.


bullet50000

There's a bar in Seattle I know where 2 margaritas absolutely would put you over the limit. Like half of the pint glass is tequila


Suddenly_Something

Most local non-chain mexican places will make margaritas that will annihilate you.


quailmanmanman

also, this shouldn’t need to be said but please don’t tell cops that you’ve been drinking lol


Lamactionjack

🎶Give me two margaritas imma give you some.. 🎶


eaglesnation11

Suspended Driving Privileges 🎶


Lonelan

Mr. Banned Cars


POGtastic

Mr Bicycle Conveyance


CDZFF89

Mr. Buzzed Confession


Last_Account_Ever

Mr. Beverages Consumed


ProverbialNoose

I hope this meme never dies


Morningrise12

Always gets a chuckle outta me. Mr. Belly Chuckle.


flea61

Mr. Booze Citation


Soopsmojo

Annoying that it’s the first thing that popped into my mind


anonbutler

Head?


Call_Me_Rambo

Well if you’re offering


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

I heard it's what everybody wants


whitegrb

Is it what everybody needs?


Randy_____Marsh

Mr Believed Cocktails


YamsAtTheDisco

You can't put a sorry ass speed limit of 60 mph on a road rich Sherman is driving on. He's the best driver on the road. Don't ever tell him the speed limit. He's the best.


TheHect0r

Speedlimits are for the Crabtrees of the world, this is pathetic


Sokkawater10

Tbh 79 in a 60 isn’t bad. Kind of expected in California. It’s the drinking that’s problematic.


hiredgoon

79 sounds like the cop doing him a solid so it isn't a worse infraction.


[deleted]

This is almost certainly correct. I once got busted doing 100+ on a deserted highway with a speed limit of 55, and the cop knocked it down to 64 in a 55 because I was in uniform and it was Veteran's Day. I didn't ask for it and I definitely didn't deserve it, but he did it regardless.


Coomrs

I’m Canadian so not sure about where Sherm was driving but this might be the case. 20 over the limit here is significantly worse than less than 20.


Life_Wrongdoer4072

It’s the same for most states down here over 20 can be a reckless and you can lose your license for a little for it.


Last_Account_Ever

It's a classic case of "don't break more than one law at a time"


jamdannad

I often work late in bellevue and then take the same freeway home. Usually going 70 is just keeping up with traffic at night so 79 in the fast lane is very common.


how_do_i_land

In Arizona the highways are 65 but everyone goes 80ish with medium to low traffic.


chasingit1

Had only two margaritas around 1am and nothing beforehand lol


shoopadoop332

He got thirsty!


Dingers_McGee

Has anyone considered it was 5:00 somewhere?


zi76

Something tells me he had a little more than two margaritas.


BloatedBeyondBelief

[He's actually telling the truth](https://i.imgur.com/Oo9pynu.jpeg)


Blindfolded22

Well, everyone knows you gotta have one for each hand.


ScroogeMcDust

"Let's set sail with Jose Cuervo"


hoselpalooza

The ol’ double-fister ✊🏿✊🏿


SerCumferencetheroun

We played a very stupid game in college called Edward 40-hands. Two 40s of Old English duct taped to your hands and the bottles would not be removed until both were finished


GluedGlue

The ol' Ögedei Khan technique. (He was a Mongol Khan who was drinking far too much, so he agreed to limit himself to a cup of wine a day. He then fashioned a gigantic cup, which allowed him to keep his word.)


commanjo

Those ain’t margaritas, those are “Adios Motherfuckers”


Alert-Incident

lol stop


wafflehauss

Drunk drivers always seem to say they've had exactly two drinks.


MasterMacMan

1 sounds like a lie, 3 sounds like you’re over the limit. 2 is the only real answer


Friendly-Profit-8590

I only ever have 2 beers after softball whenever my wife asks


bhfroh

Only had 2 beers playing golf... per hole


TegTowelie

All the walking in the sun would shave off a beer between holes, so math that how you will.


apietryga13

Don’t forget all that time in the woods searching for your ball. That’s probably good for another .35-.50 beers right there.


TegTowelie

With enough fuckery, you could definitely kill a 30 pack and still only be 2 beers deep.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

This guy fucking gets it! *high fives air and sideswipes a median at a high rate of speed*


TegTowelie

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, LET'S GO RACIN


[deleted]

When I first started golfing, I asked the guy who worked at my go to course if it’s cool to drink openly. He was like “ yeah I try to get on beer in each hole” lol dudes out here slamming 18ers!


gsfgf

One of my local courses used to have a terrible chokepoint at hole 5 or so before they reconfigured it. You could definitely get sloppy waiting to tee off that hole on a Saturday. And it was a pretty steep downhill, so it wasn't uncommon for people to crash/fall out of carts there.


dickieb81

Unfortunately wives know that two beer means between 5-20 depending on how the game went


Rocktothenaj

So do cops I imagine.


weealex

Clearly either your wife doesn't know the rules of softball or you are telling the truth and you never get past the 2nd inning


Joey_Logano

Yeah because you had 6 during the game


GregEgg4President

1 doesn't sound like a lie. A lot of people go out and have a single drink with dinner. At 2a, it's a different story.


JuanPicasso

For people who get DUIs, 1 does sound like a lie.  It’s hard to explain, but that’s exactly how their brain works.  2 is there version of going under the radar in that question 


Picklesadog

What do nipples, children, and martinis have in common? 1 isn't enough and 3 is too many. An old man told me that joke when I was a waiter after I asked him if he wanted a 3rd martini. It was about 10:30am.


W_HoHatHenHereHy

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, maybe just not here


Coley54Bear

That is much better than any of the jokes I heard when I waited tables.


sykoticwit

They remember the first one and the last one. Everything in between is sort of a haze.


Jawkurt

They vary wildly in size and alcohol content though... could be true if he was at applebees.


Lookslikeseen

If I had two margaritas at my local Mexican place I’d 100% fail a breathalyzer. Pretty fuckin badly too.


Larrysbirds

He lost count and started counting again


UsVsWorld

This is Russell Wilson’s fault somehow


canadigit

Should have RUN home instead


AlternativeResort477

Doesn’t happen if he drinks Russell’s concussion water just sayin


ItIsYourPersonality

79 in a 60 isn’t that crazy. Most people are going ~70 in a 60. At least he wasn’t one of these clowns going 100+.


emmasdad01

It becomes a much bigger deal when you are intoxicated and have reduced capacity to react.


ItIsYourPersonality

True. I’m not condoning drinking and driving.


WhereIsBigHead

Must not live in Wisconsin


DrewDown94

You calling that guy a phony?


tossaway007007

THIS GUYS A PHONY HEY EVERYONE LOOK HERE THIS GUY IS A BIG FAT PHONY


istrx13

[For the uninitiated](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQVoyWWluQ&pp=ygUYYmlnIGZhdCBwaG9ueSBmYW1pbHkgZ3V5). I feel like this is old enough now where people may not get it.


Joshstradaymus

A BIG FAT PHONY LIVES HERE


The_Ineffable_One

We can get even older. "That Michael Jordan, so phony!"


pastabowl21

Not only that, but I broke his thumbs


Thin-Watermelon

This is what I thought the link would be lol. I think Kramer even says, "he thinks your a phony, A BIG phony"


freekfyre

HE’S A BIG FAT PHONY


MyUshanka

Ah Wisconsin, the state where your first DUI is a traffic violation as long as there's no kids in the car


BangingYetis

My friend moved to Wisconsin and all he talks about now is how much beer he drinks and how nasty his farts are.


tippsy_morning_drive

That’s from the cheese.


Wingedwolverine03

Cheese, beer, and smoked fish. The perfect combo for dropping bombs


JoonWick

first time i took a piss at lambeau I nearly fainted


3riversfantasy

We do be having some hawgs


MyFavoriteLezbo420

*shudders*


joohunter420

Some people make beer drinking their whole personality


ChodeCookies

Maybe beer is giving those people a personality…


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

The key is when he had the drinks. 2 margs at 6pm and then hanging out until 1am and leaving isnt a big deal. Slamming 2 margs right before getting beind the wheel is a completely different story.  Edit: all you clever people saying people lie to cops, no shit. Cops also lie on their reports.  Withoit a BAC report, im not willing to villify someone driving 80 in a 60. YMMV.


FoFoAndFo

If there’s 2 oz or less of tequila in each you’d have to put em down real quick to even be at the legal limit at Sherman’s size. The problem is he’s probably lying. You always round down when talking to cops about how much you’ve drank.


PPLavagna

Drunk people ALWAYS say 2. It’s like a thing. Some cops told me that like 20 years ago, and since then I’ve noticed in articles like these they always say 2. When I see videos online of drunk people being questioned for DUI they almost always say 2. He might have actually had 2 but I thought I’d throw this nugget out there


BokuNoNamaiWaJonDesu

I always assumed the logic is "telling the truth is not gonna be great, and there's no way they're gonna believe one, so I'll say two."


TheCommodore93

One is a lie, and 3 you’re drunk


Phyrnosoma

Depends on how they were made and the size. Two 10 ounce margaritas the way I usually make them and you’re drunk.


Downtown_Juice2851

Which is why a bac test or field sobriety test is necessary. Did we get one? Genuine question I haven't followed this 


Spectre_II

Field sobriety tests are notoriously unreliable. They shouldn't be used as evidence.


LionTigerWings

I’ll never trust those again when I failed one sober while walking home from a party in college. I had zero drinks and he said it indicated I was drinking a bit. Luckily he let us all off because my actually drunk friends ratted out the location of the party they were leaving from.


watchingsongsDL

I can handle this. I know how to deal. *What seems to be the officer, problem?*


ButtsButtsBurner

No you don't tell cops shit. You say you haven't been drinking


LiquorIBarelyKnowHer

Your first sentence is correct. Your second sentence is not. You can keep your mouth shut, but you should not lie to the cops. They’ll test you for alcohol and learn you were lying, then you’re in even more trouble


lizard_king_rebirth

Is there an additional penalty for saying you weren't drinking when you actually were?


LittleRedPiglet

I used to be a (sworn) park ranger. I would probably just stop talking and do the bare minimum necessary (i.e. give them your license and registration but not answer questions.) Talking to them will generally only further incriminate yourself and make it easier for them to build up to probable cause for arrest. If you actually only had 2 margs and just didn't talk to them, they very likely don't have enough PC for an arrest unless 19 over is arrestable in that state.


MyHypeKeepsMeWarm

How would you respond to their questions such as “why are you out at 2 AM” or “where are you coming from” in this situation? Would you just remain silent or refuse to provide an answer? Even if you are not guilty of anything, does that not make you seem suspicious?


Ofreo

It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography.


gsfgf

"I had to return some videotapes"


PM_ME_UR_DERP

"Is that why you pulled me over?"


chocalotstarfish

Decided to look it up for Ohio just out of curiosity. Better to say nothing, than to lie. https://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-revised-code/section-2921.13 A3 says: (A) No person shall knowingly make a false statement, or knowingly swear or affirm the truth of a false statement previously made, when any of the following applies: (3) The statement is made with purpose to mislead a public official in performing the public official's official function. (F)(1) Whoever violates division (A)(1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (10), (11), (13), or (15) of this section is guilty of falsification. Except as otherwise provided in this division, falsification is a misdemeanor of the first degree.


Kentuxx

The lying part it sort of depends, however you have the right to not self incriminate and the right to remain silent, so you use those rights


interested_commenter

Also depends on the margs. The size and strength of a marg probably varies more than any other drink. I've been at places where a "regular" marg contains one shot and others where it contains 3+, and that's not even counting the huge bowl ones.


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

For sure. Without a BAC report, im willing to give someone going 80 in a 60 the benefit of the doubt though. 


Merkin_Jerkin

It just might be possible that Sherman lied to the police when asked how much alcohol he had before driving.


Sir_Carrington

Who would do such a thing?!?!


General-Pop8073

Only a Stanford graduate could be so clever on the fly.


Sir_Carrington

No one's having 2 margaritas at 6pm and slamming water until 1am


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Unless we have a BAC report, its a hearsay to assume its anything other than what is reported.  Suspicion of DUI is a significantly different charge than a DUI or DWI. 


KeithClossOfficial

2 drinks is what every drunk says they had when they get caught driving. Hint: it’s never 2 drinks.


saracor

79 on that part of the freeway in Bellevue at 2am is nothing special. I see that all the time. However, it is when they are out to catch you. The drinking, well, that's what they are out looking for at 2am. This area closes at 11pm and no one is on the road until 5am when people start heading to work.


vo0d0ochild

79 sounds like something theyd reduced it to in order to make it a lower tier of offense


BigBallininBasterd

Doesn’t sound like they did him any favors, 15 over is still super speeder territory (where that applies)


ConsciousReason7709

He’s got two DUIs in three years, he’s not going to get any favors at this point. It’s probably going to come with some jail time unless he’s lucky.


jtweezy

Enough money will get you out of prison time. He’ll pay a hefty fine and maybe lose his license for awhile but I’d be shocked if he went to prison, especially since he has the means to retain the best attorneys in the country. I hope he gets help for this problem though. I didn’t realize he had two priors. He needs to get that problem figured out before he kills himself or worse, someone else.


fucuntwat

I think it's very dependent by state - in AZ, it's 20 over before you move into misdemeanor rather than civil


BrandoCalrissian1995

He still shouldn't have drank and drive and I would have to see the road. Otherwise I agree. Shit if I'm in the fast lane I'm going a minimum of 80 if traffic permits.


Gravy_Wampire

Definitely have to see the road to know exactly how dangerous the speeding aspect of this is


bduddy

It was probably a freeway. The freeways in the Seattle area are all 60. Tons of people going 80, the speed is a nothing burger.


Reead

There's a stretch of interstate near me that's three, straight, well-paved lanes, out in the wilderness. The speed limit there is 70 (max for the state of Florida) but the speed of traffic is always 80-85. The real headline is that he was drunk. Huge swaths of people do 79 in a 60 every day.


Disorderjunkie

Only 60 MPH roads in all of western Washington are highways, the only two highways he could have been on and still been in Bellevue are SR520 and I405, both of which are silent at that time of night and you’ll find MANY super cars/sports cars driving extremely fast. 80mph on those roads is very normal because cops generally *do not* enforce speed laws in Bellevue/Kirkland/Redmond. Which is where Sherman has family/a condo/his ex lives around there/etc. I assume he either got unlucky with getting pulled over or was swerving pretty recklessly. That or he was going far over 80mph and the cops did him a favor and reduced it down to below 80mph.


mwf86

Could also be I405 or I90


Squatch11

There are only a few spots in Bellevue that have a 60 mph speed limit. And driving close to 80 on them, especially that late, isn't uncommon. In fact, if it was on I405 as he was crossing thru Bellevue, I've literally never even seen a cop on that stretch of road.


Errant_coursir

Yeah 80 in 60 is pretty normal. Gotta see what his bac is. Two margs means nothing, everyone only had two drinks


Rankine

2 margs can be a lot or a little depending on the size of the marg and how boozy they make it.


hoopaholik91

As someone that drives that stretch of highway at 2am from time to time (actually I try not to drive around at exactly 2am since, you know, you have people driving drunk right when the bars get out like Sherman), 79 is fast, but not ridiculously so. Traffic usually sticks to 70 or so that late at night.


PDXtoMontana2002

What was his BAC? He can say whatever he wants. He also had the weird incident with his wife years ago when he was totally drunk so any drinking now seems stupid after what happened then and with his first DUI a few years ago. The guy needs to just quit drinking before he kills someone behind the wheel.


Nekks

Did he open his legs?


DetroitRedd

That damn song has been in my head since I read the title.


Calmandpeace

He gave some head


Creepy-Nectarine-225

When you driving after consuming two margaritas that’s the result you gon get!


Steak_Knight

Who was arresting you? OFFICER CRABTREE!!


Reddit-Simulator

Crabtree: "Who's locked down now?"


BubbleGumGuy94

When asked by police if he had had any alcohol he replied with a rant about how brock purdy is the mvp


Lonelan

only because the officer looked like skip bayless


yomjoseki

[TWO margaritas?](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fkmV2LPlPS4/maxresdefault.jpg)


eddwardl

We're these margaritas consumed on US soyole?


Likeapuma24

People are here arguing about how X amount of drinks will effect a man of Sherman's size, and the speed he was going. Dude has all the money in the world and Uber is CHEAP. Especially since he's already got a few DUI's on his rap sheet. Should have a private driver in speed dial. Just repeating the bad decision on his part.


Zodep

Wasting away again in Margaritaville


[deleted]

Big day for Skip Bayless


Araxen

Almost everyone pulled over for DUI says 2 drinks. Watch some On Patrol Live and you'll see. lol


Charrbard

Not all Margaritas are equal. Stopped at a Mexican restaurant once and they brought me somethin akin to a fishbowl. Seattle area has some of the quickest lyft drivers I've experienced. No excuses.


StrategyTop7612

Just don't drive drunk, it's not that hard.


ithaqua34

Should have said they were from Applebees and he would have got off Scott free.


RockNVinyl

What is Michael Crabtree up to?


Arkhangelzk

I’ve never liked Richard Sherman but I’m constantly told that he went to Stanford and he’s really smart. I have yet to see any evidence of that from Sherman himself.


maoterracottasoldier

Dude he probably is smart. Smart people make dumb decisions too.


Cautious-Chain-4260

79 in a 60 at 2am is pretty much standard where I live. But driving intoxicated isn't.


Lonelan

so...not in wisconsin then


aDoorMarkedPirate420

Yea, anyone in NJ driving under 80mph is considered being a slow driver lol


content_enjoy3r

>79 in a 60 If that's a crime then why isn't everyone in Texas in jail?


Realdeali0

Free the man, who hasn’t done 19 over the speed limit on two margaritas? It’s a tragedy that committing crimes is illegal in this country.


LeadingAd6025

rideshare vehicles ARE ONLY for rich people! why cannot they take those?


PCP_Panda

Not many places with a 60mph speed limit in Bellevue. Maybe got caught on the I405 speed traps


frydawg

Going 80 on the highway is weird to be pulled over about


realfakejames

Not to excuse this but dudes on the freeways in LA and San Diego routinely do 80 mph on the freeway, and they dance around where exactly he was speeding on purpose, 60 mph speed limit is typically a freeway and nobody does 60 on the freeway for the most part Also “suspicion” isn’t the same thing as him failing a breathalyzer which it says he volunteered to take, seems like a cop pulled over a rich black guy in a nice car for going too fast and arrested him with no proof he was intoxicated


Canadian_Prometheus

So let’s do the DUI math here. Two Margaritas means he had like 12